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  1. Pilotfish

    SST Quotes Thread

    It was fucking uncanny.
  2. Pilotfish

    Roll Bonus Request Thread

    Name: Cpl. Alice Vickers Reason: Experienced character who has held a SSgt position for a decent amount of her career. No specific working out beyond the standard of the MI - just experience based. I'm happy to make the roll bonus dependent on her action involving getting out of the way, as that's her main strategy in hand to pincer combat.
  3. Pilotfish

    WTF Is ROTC

    the best thing u could do with a firearm is shoot ur sister in the head and accidentally blow your cock off
  4. Pilotfish

    WTF Is ROTC

    Sgt. Aaron Holtz: [RADIO] Where's my self respect?
  5. Pilotfish

    WTF Is ROTC

    yeah pfc bohannon you get em cant wait for when your commanding officer tells you to open fire on the libtards
  6. Pilotfish

    WTF Is ROTC

    token grew up
  7. Pilotfish

    NeoDogs and You.

    Hopefully thanks to Grimm we'll have them on the server soon.
  8. Pilotfish

    NeoDogs and You.

    Please stop spamming. I don't support Grimm's proposal but it at least deserves to be heard out.
  9. Pilotfish

    NeoDogs and You.

    Grimm I think Xalphox has said in the past that we're not going to get Neodogs so I don't know what this thread is for. If you're looking to gather support I suggest something in the admin forums really.
  10. Pilotfish

    NeoDogs and You.

    no a really good one.
  11. Pilotfish

    NeoDogs and You.

    but what if i found a model you could use...
  12. Pilotfish

    SST Quotes Thread

    [RADIO] SSgt. Alice Vickers: // for all those concerned the issue is now resolved the cat is dead [RADIO] 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu: // oh shit it's dead?
  13. Pilotfish

    Animals on the ship

    [RADIO] SSgt. Alice Vickers: // for all those concerned the issue is now resolved the cat is dead [RADIO] 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu: // oh shit it's dead?
  14. Pilotfish

    SST Quotes Thread

    x-post from 'animals on the ship' thread You are currently in the 'user' group of the server. [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: does anyone know what to do if your cat's penis is constantly swollen? [OOC] LCpl. Simon Goatingson: Take it to the vet [OOC] LCpl. Valerie Faust: Red Rocket [OOC] LCpl. Katie Heartfilia: ice it [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: blueball [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: Suck it a little [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: it's not technically my cat [OOC] LCpl. Simon Goatingson: Tickle it [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: THEN THROW THE CAT OUT WTF ARE YOU DOIN [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: and no i milk him regularly that's not it [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: Suck it a little more [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: fiddle with it [OOC] LCpl. Simon Goatingson: Do it anyway [OOC] 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu: get a cat hooker [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: you milk 'your' cat [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: i mean you could google 'cat swollen penis solutions' too [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: he gets angsty otherwise [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: wtf what kind of cat does your neighbour own [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: hold on a sec ima google that shit [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: it's furless but friendly [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: I don't understand [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: very small for a cat and has a long segmented tail [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: dude that cat has a none stop boner bassiclly [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: are you in a relationship with the cat [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: no it's not engorged it's just swollen [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: TAKE HER TO DOCTER PHILL [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: ok what i suggest is you return the cat to its owner and let him/her deal with it [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: or just milk it some more and stroke its penis [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: tell them to take it to the vet [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: it can't retract its penis bassiclly [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: or find a way to deal with it yourself and go 'hey neighs, I took care of your cat AND fixed his condition' at which point you will get a promotion [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: or just a diamond sticker [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: the neighours would probably question why he is milking the cat [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: im not on speaking terms with my neighbours they dont agree he needs to be milked [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: leave your neighbours up to it then its their cat [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: MILKING IT WON'T HELP [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: youre taking care of the cat of a neighbor youre not on speaking terms with? [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: take it to the vet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: I worry for you Pilotfish [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: same [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: im not exactly taking care he just comes in sometimes because i leave catnip out and then i shut the door [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: So you steal the cat [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: then you milk it? [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: slap lube on that mutha fucka [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: no he likes it [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: oh just try to return it [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: just put catnip outside the owners door [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: you're already not on speaking terms, its not like it can get any worse [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: i cant they have a restraining order [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: I just own a dog and don't get this problem [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: do it slap the lube on the cat dick and it should retract [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: THEY HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU AND YOU HAVE THEIR CAT? [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: it only says i cant go near their house [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: Pilotfish what did you do Failed to load sound "gdc\explosionboom.wav", file probably missing from disk/repository [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: i went in one day to milk their cat because the door was open [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: you can drop it into another neighbor who can then return it for you [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: ok ok pause a second [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: you went in oneday and milked their cat because the door was open [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: YOU GO OVER THERE AND JERK THAT CAT OFF WHEN THE DOOR IS OPEN!?! [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: This is pilotfish we're talking about, how are you surprised [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: what even [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: okay lets ignore the past and focus on the cat penis issue [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: Goddamn just get your own cat and fuck it [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: well its pretty simple on my end [OOC] 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu: "let's ignore the past and focus on the cat penis issue" -best quote 2017 [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: cat has issues, youre not supposed to deal with it, all you have to do is find a way to return it to the neighbors [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: and for that you find another neighbor, give the cat to them and tell them what needs to be done [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: jerk it off amirite [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: which is to return it to the original neighbors [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: Do it like mission impossible and drop in like a badass and jerk the cat off while your doing it [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: pilotfish are you into beastiality [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: sorry back its meowing now [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: [LOOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: hey i just laid out a solution for you [LOOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: but ooc is disabled because cat talk [PM] LCpl. Dawson Langford: I suggest picking that cat up and throwing it outside the door, shutting the door and cut outside all outside communication - apart from SSTRP - and never go outside again. [PM] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: You join a GMOD SSTRP server and tell us how you broke into a house to milk a cat, got a restraining order, put catnip outside your door, let the cat in, milk the cat again, see that it has a swollen penis, come to us and say, What do I do? knowing this is SSTRP. for all those concerned the issue is now resolved the cat is dead
  15. Pilotfish

    Animals on the ship

    for those still in favour You are currently in the 'user' group of the server. [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: does anyone know what to do if your cat's penis is constantly swollen? [OOC] LCpl. Simon Goatingson: Take it to the vet [OOC] LCpl. Valerie Faust: Red Rocket [OOC] LCpl. Katie Heartfilia: ice it [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: blueball [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: Suck it a little [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: it's not technically my cat [OOC] LCpl. Simon Goatingson: Tickle it [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: THEN THROW THE CAT OUT WTF ARE YOU DOIN [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: and no i milk him regularly that's not it [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: Suck it a little more [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: fiddle with it [OOC] LCpl. Simon Goatingson: Do it anyway [OOC] 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu: get a cat hooker [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: you milk 'your' cat [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: i mean you could google 'cat swollen penis solutions' too [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: he gets angsty otherwise [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: wtf what kind of cat does your neighbour own [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: hold on a sec ima google that shit [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: it's furless but friendly [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: I don't understand [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: very small for a cat and has a long segmented tail [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: dude that cat has a none stop boner bassiclly [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: are you in a relationship with the cat [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: no it's not engorged it's just swollen [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: TAKE HER TO DOCTER PHILL [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: ok what i suggest is you return the cat to its owner and let him/her deal with it [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: or just milk it some more and stroke its penis [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: tell them to take it to the vet [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: it can't retract its penis bassiclly [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: or find a way to deal with it yourself and go 'hey neighs, I took care of your cat AND fixed his condition' at which point you will get a promotion [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: or just a diamond sticker [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: the neighours would probably question why he is milking the cat [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: im not on speaking terms with my neighbours they dont agree he needs to be milked [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: leave your neighbours up to it then its their cat [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: MILKING IT WON'T HELP [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: youre taking care of the cat of a neighbor youre not on speaking terms with? [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: take it to the vet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: I worry for you Pilotfish [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: same [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: im not exactly taking care he just comes in sometimes because i leave catnip out and then i shut the door [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: So you steal the cat [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: then you milk it? [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: slap lube on that mutha fucka [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: no he likes it [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: oh just try to return it [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: just put catnip outside the owners door [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: you're already not on speaking terms, its not like it can get any worse [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: i cant they have a restraining order [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: I just own a dog and don't get this problem [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: do it slap the lube on the cat dick and it should retract [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: THEY HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU AND YOU HAVE THEIR CAT? [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: it only says i cant go near their house [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: Pilotfish what did you do Failed to load sound "gdc\explosionboom.wav", file probably missing from disk/repository [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: i went in one day to milk their cat because the door was open [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: you can drop it into another neighbor who can then return it for you [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: ok ok pause a second [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: you went in oneday and milked their cat because the door was open [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: YOU GO OVER THERE AND JERK THAT CAT OFF WHEN THE DOOR IS OPEN!?! [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: This is pilotfish we're talking about, how are you surprised [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: what even [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: okay lets ignore the past and focus on the cat penis issue [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: Goddamn just get your own cat and fuck it [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: well its pretty simple on my end [OOC] 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu: "let's ignore the past and focus on the cat penis issue" -best quote 2017 [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: cat has issues, youre not supposed to deal with it, all you have to do is find a way to return it to the neighbors [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: and for that you find another neighbor, give the cat to them and tell them what needs to be done [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: jerk it off amirite [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: which is to return it to the original neighbors [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: Do it like mission impossible and drop in like a badass and jerk the cat off while your doing it [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: pilotfish are you into beastiality [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: sorry back its meowing now [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: [LOOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: hey i just laid out a solution for you [LOOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: but ooc is disabled because cat talk [PM] LCpl. Dawson Langford: I suggest picking that cat up and throwing it outside the door, shutting the door and cut outside all outside communication - apart from SSTRP - and never go outside again. [PM] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: You join a GMOD SSTRP server and tell us how you broke into a house to milk a cat, got a restraining order, put catnip outside your door, let the cat in, milk the cat again, see that it has a swollen penis, come to us and say, What do I do? knowing this is SSTRP.
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