Jump to content


  • Content count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

About TheBigEye

  • Rank
    Chariot Bug
  • Birthday 04/14/2015

Recent Profile Visitors

366 profile views
  1. TheBigEye

    War Movies!

    This list = asshole.
  2. TheBigEye

    Just gonna drop this here...

    and the whole fucking train clapped
  3. TheBigEye

    Vote to Revoke Remnar's N-Word pass

    remnar absorbs nearly every single photon within a 30ft radius of his genitalia. he keeps the pass.
  4. TheBigEye

    Idea: Martial Arts

    I am very excited to practice my disarms on the arachnid menace.
  5. this post brought to you by the shota-pee gang
  6. Way too many of us use MOBCOM in everyday conversation. I use it with my mother frequently. Once I was at my grandparents house and I screamed "MOBCOM PLEASE" at one of her cats. I know for a fact McCrayon does this too, and Tony. That's how the rest of the world views us when we scream it for no fucking reason like at the bus stop that one time and at the car dealership that one time too.
  7. TheBigEye


    walmart sells routers for like 20 bucks
  8. TheBigEye

    confucious say

    those who eat many snack, not eat dinner :thinking:
  9. TheBigEye

    Welcome to my new show.

    Caroline hugs the rock, her immense rear end pressing roundly and firmly into it. Her rapid breathing the precursor to extreme bosom bouncing. Ahead of her, the bog swam. "Fuck.", she says, peering out from the rock to shoot her Moreeta only to be met with a mere click. "I'm out.", she yells, as she reaches under her uniform and into her band 40 C cup Victoria's Secret Outrageous Pink Demi Bra, semi lined. "Ah! There we go.", she pushes the magazine into the well and charges her rifle. "WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BOG SWAM?", she says, unloading her rifle into the overgrown insect. Sprays of goo and untold arachnid choleric juices coat her face. "Damn it, I told you not to get it on my face!", she giggles. A few hours later at the FOB a sinking feeling persists in the young private. "H-hey Sergeant? D-do you uh- do you think arachnids can smell blood, Sir?" "Probably. What do you know about masturbating?" "Uh excuse me? That's kinda inappro--" "Shut up and follow me, here, get in the back.", the Sergeant says, patting the tailgate of the pickup. "O-okay." Caroline hops into the rear of the truck, collapsing onto her built in pillows. Dust begins to fly as the pickup picks up speed, her breasticles nearly launching her into space via Newton's Third Law. The bumps were bad. "Okay now you just stay here.", the Sergeant says, helping the young lady out of the truck. "I'll be back.", he says, as he drives back to base. "Who wants to practice their aim?", the Sergeant yells, looking for volunteers. "I've just master-baited." TO BE CONTINUED
  10. TheBigEye

    Pte. Petya Pushechnikova

    Mr. Nar is quite busy with more... fruitful work.
  11. TheBigEye

    Working out? Do you or do you not

    I work out at the library.
  12. TheBigEye

    Debates done quick: Traps

    If you're attracted to traps that isn't gay. The attraction to traps/transwomen is called Skoliosexual. This practice has been going on for a very long time. Many cultures have had a recognized "trap" gender, or societal role throughout history. The native americans, are, and were a good example of this. The middle east was as well. WAS. It ended around 1000 A.D. thanks to a guy named Al-Ghazali. Even before modern medicine enabled people to "swap" their penis out, castration and herbal estrogens was a common practice among impoverished children to make them more valuable. It was also done to the children of nobles who wanted the status of having one of these traps for their house. It is not fair to call traps/transwomen men (in a sexual manner) because, objectively once they go on HRT, the majority of their masculine features dissolve. There are clear exceptions to this however, just as cis people can be ugly, so can traps/MtF people. It is not a philosophically, or historically accurate act to consider these people "women" either though. As they lack the quality of "adult human female". That being, two X chromosomes, an inherently "enabled" ability to lactate, (via the production of estrogen and progestrone and dormant prolactins). Not to mention a fully functioning vagina and uterus, and a clit that is appropriately sized. So, if you fuck traps, you aren't gay, but you aren't straight either. You're a skoliosexual.
  13. TheBigEye

    .net char descriptions in a nutshell

    "relatively attractive uWu" ; relative to what you fucking neanderthal
  14. TheBigEye

    Wallpapers and the like