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    mmm takeaway

    Can I get my paki to go please? And can I get a side of unga-bunga land with uh... No niggers please? I had that last time and it caused too many problems.
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    Other activities

    Drinking motor oil and shitting febreeze is a common past time.
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    IRL Tattoos (Cause why the fuck not?)

    Real talk, Tony's tattoo is kinda nice makes me want one
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    SST Quotes Thread

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    IRL Tattoos (Cause why the fuck not?)

    Yeah but they were all the rage in 44.
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    IRL Tattoos (Cause why the fuck not?)

    Yes but maybe coloured or given a glow to contrast with your other one
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    IRL Tattoos (Cause why the fuck not?)

    So, because no-one wanted this, I am gonna do it. This is for you Don't be fucking pussies, post them pics. Here's Tony's tattoo from the shoutbox to get you started.
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    Certainly. With all the proper paperwork, of course.
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    This also happens if the admin is a vain person that wants to be talked about, so they do something they think will have them talked about so they can read the logs and feel good about themselves and laugh. Examples include, "So I went into the bar and got really drunk and now everyone is talking about how drunk I am" or "So I did this crazy thing on RnR and everyone's talking about it". It's like some weird cross of 1984 and High School Musical or something. The real fun comes from sending pure lies through pm just to see who does what. Bonus points if it somehow is accurate enough to look like leaked admin chat
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    Cait 'Teddy' Donovan

    Where are the U P D A T E S
  11. Didn't see anything like this in this section of the forums, gonna put this here. Date: 16/08/98 Name, Rank: Apukohai Tyberos, Lance Corporal. Section 01: Weapon System: Morita Mark Three Squad Automatic Weapon (SAW). Identification Number on Weapon: 52. Reason for Form; Maintenance [_] Repair [X] Lost [_] Destroyed [_] Transferred / Shipped [_] Decomposed [_] Section 02: Explain in 150 words or less the reason for filing this form: SAW 52 was damaged by one (1) 8 gauge shell at close range. Severe damage to Upper Receiver. Repairs conducted, weapon can now fire as normal. Section 03: Please check the damaged area(s) or any area(s) that required work on the weapon if applicable: Stock [_] Grip [_] Lower Receiver [X] Upper Receiver [X] Barrel [X] Handguard [X] Muzzle / Muzzle break [_] Sights [X] If any of the boxes for Section 03 have been checked, please note what was done in the box provided: Upper Receiver right side torn open. Ejection port no-longer exists. Is now an Ejection hole. Attempt made to weld small metal "lips" to curb current issue of the weapon ejecting spent casings everywhere to the right side. Currently works, will need continuous checking for the next week to ensure no malfunctions occur as a result of modification. Feeding chain shattered into seven (7) parts. Replacement chain fitted. Motor driving the Drum shot. Motor replaced. Drum damaged. Drum replaced. Firing system destroyed. Firing system replaced. Additional comment(s): Serious comments - Weapon should be closely monitored for any further issues. Currently has no issues firing and ejecting spent rounds, but it could change. Non-serious comments- Officially requesting that SAW 52 be renamed "52 Directions of Ejections" due ejection issue prior to modification. If weapon continues to work as intended, request small note stating that I am a verified Technical Necromancer. Section 04: By signing this document you agree that everything upon this form is factually true, and are aware that you may be required to produce a copy of this form with a statement should any legal issues arise as a result of the information presented in the event of an official investigation. Please sign your name here: Apukohai Tyberos. Deliver the original of this form to the Head Quartermaster, deliver a copy to a Senior Non-Commissioned Officer for database purposes and retain a copy for record purposes.
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    David Attenborough would be proud

    I mean, at least it isn't The Pretty Reckless.
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    David Attenborough would be proud

    This is weak. Where's my Lord of the Lost? My Papa Roach? Linkin Park? Breaking Benjamin?
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    David Attenborough would be proud

    Whilst roaming the decks of the Grant waiting for a birthday to happen, one Trooper found a rare pair of birds. It has been documented for future reference. If you see any wildlife aboard the Grant or other areas of interest, please document them. Such interesting fauna includes the Rook Crab found on most beach R'n'R planets, the Orwellion Crow and the Kukao Desert Spider.
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    Mobile Infantry Roster

    Apukohai Tyberos, local Karnan, GMT / BST / UTC, whichever.