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Do you ever take a poop and it's a better poop than you ever could've imagined and it's a lot but you didn't have to poop that bad or so you thought because this shit avalanche is on the poo-choo express to toiletville and it's like the weight of a thousand worlds is lifted from your digestive tract you feel lithe light like a jungle cat escaped from its cage in a Victorian circus blood thirsty and vicious you leap from your cage and onto your caretaker, his dumbstruck deformed face ripping audibly with a sickening pop from the rest of his body as blood is strewn across the tent, his hands grasping at exposed meat and nerves, unable to blink he goes into shock later that day a sad clown lawyer drives a tiny car full of his associates to the mans house where he finds an equally deformed and mentally deficient lover awaiting the return of her betrothed alas the clown lawyer frown and honks twice and before you know it he's penetrated the woman his clown associates join in and it is quickly a clown gangbang concluding in confetti and seltzer water however unfortunately one of the clowns had planted his seed into the woman and this particular clown had also had some incapacitated date rape sex with the tiger so it was like dude what the fuck you fucked the thing that killed your kids wife's former lover before impregnating her that's some fresh ass shit dog so long story short it was an unbelievably large poop

 

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11 hours ago, Ackua said:

Try taking it up the ass sometime, then come talk to me.

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aqua can't help himself from enlightening people on the internet about the 'wonders' of being sodomized

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2 minutes ago, Orwell said:

breaking news

read all about it

aqua can't help himself from enlightening people on the internet about the 'wonders' of being sodomized

Damn, one slow ass new service

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Have you ever taken such a big shit that your pants fit better? I’m a good poop away from backing into an old wardrobe.

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