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Week 8 News


  • Sanctuary trump Iskander at home 59-23. Iskander Imperial's player haven't really been expecting a warm welcome on the colony of Sanctuary, but the fan chants were beyond expectations. The Sabercats remain the only undefeated team in the FJL.


  • Someone call Morita because someone seems to have armed Leda and Pallas with the big guns. In a massive shootout, the Purple Rage win 56 to 52 (!!!) against the Leda Lakemonsters. This marks the highest scoring game in the history of the FJL with a total of 108 points scored in a single match.


  • Roku San Brigadiers eating W's. Being pressured by the win of Pallas' team, the Brigadiers managed to stay on top of their division above Pallas Purple Rage by winning overthe Castillo Colonials.


  • Potential Super Bowl matchup tested. The Zegama Beach Barracudas greeted the Hathor Avalanche. In the early stages of the season, this was presumed to be one possible matchup for the final game of the season, the bowl game. The Barracudas swallowed the Avalanche 40-13. Due to this loss, the Faxx Fury have taken over the NC North, on their way to clinch a playoff spot. Hathor is currently in a wildcard spot.


  • Tight, Tighter, AC West. The Centurions from Alpha Centauri currently lead this division (with a recent 34-7 win over Caralon), but beware! The Imperials and the Crusaders from Claudius I are in the  h u n t!


  • Really now? The NC South remains undecided. The Faraway Fighting Falcons and the Shoreridge III Mightycocks keep sharing a record, 5-3 now. Currently the Falcons are ahead and claim the top of the division.


  • Argonauts defeated after space-drama. After a ridiculous space-drama, involving the 112th Mobile Infantry Division who turned the situation into a further debacle (Dejan Karandzhulov died), the Wiaria Argonauts lost at home to their bitter rivals, the Trappist Titans, with a devastating 9-21 defeat. The Wiaria Argonauts have not managed a single touchdown this entire game, relying solely on fieldgoals. Dimitrij Damjanovski was playing with a hand injury and Hunter Majka is currently under investigation for murderer investigations, but played. Cornerback Alvin Harden sprained his thumb during the game but is listed as "Probable" and will be expected to suit up again next week when Boot Hill comes to Wiaria.


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Hunter Majika? Murder? Noooo. It was merely self defense. Some would call it Hunter Majick. And what happened to Butch Francis?

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Week 9 News


  • Bitter fight for the Wildcard. While the majority of the divisions are set with a clear leader currently, the battle for the Wildcards are currently raging. In the A-Conference, Pallas Purple Rage have currently stolen the Wildcard from the Arcadia Bandits with a direct win against them and a win against Leda last week. In the N-Conference, the Faraway Falcons are hawking, waiting on a mistake by Hathor, Trappist or even Shoreridge.


  • Back on track. With a 26-23 victory over Boot Hill, Wiaria seems to have gotten back on track.



  • Shut out. The Sabercats win with 16 points scored against Tango Urillo, who have posted zero.



  • Putting Trappist back in place. Travelling all the way to Faxx, it was not a pleasant day for Trappist. They suffered a 10-38 defeat.



  • How do I play this game? The Karrus Centaurs just seem out of their minds and they can't get their groove going. The Zegama Beach Barracudas beheaded the Centaurs with a 7-34 victory.


  • Sharpening up for the playoffs. The Centurions from Alpha-Centauri are looking to up their game for the incoming playoffs, which they are certain they will reach. They have shown the Admirals from Samson their ways, defeating them 35-9. Runningback LaDorian Rivers shaped up after his weak last two performances and looked especially sharp, posting 228 rushing yards against Samson - FJL single-game record. He also scored 3 Touchdowns for the Centurions.


Week 9 Team Stats


  • Release the kraken. The Leda Lakemonsters currently house the most potent offense in the entire FJL. They post a whopping 30.9 points per game, followed just by the Barracudas (30.4), Pallas (29.7) and Alpha Centauri (29.3).


  • Stop right there. On the other hand, the Sabercats from Sanctuary host the most ferocious defense in the league, with only 10.1 points per game allowed. Way behind with a single field-goal score are the Faxx Fury with 13.3 points per game allowed (ppga), Venad-4 with 13.6 and Trappist with 13.8.


  • This one has your name on it! The Epsilon Prime Privateers are leading the league with a terrible 16 thrown interceptions. Passes which were meant for the Privateers' receivers have simply been intercepted by the enemy defense. They are followed by Shoreridge (15), Castillo (13) and Elixaeberna, Caralon and Iskander (all 12).


  • I spy with my little eye. On the other hand, the Hathor Avalanche are leading the league in intercepting passes of the opposing quarterback with 15 "picks". Followed by Shoreridge (14), Wiaria, Sanctuary and Roku San (13).


  • Now it counts. From 13 times their opponents have entered the "red zone" (the last 30 yards of your own half before the opponent may score a touchdown), the Sanctuary Sabercats have only allowed 3 Touchdowns and 7 fieldgoals. This means that whenever a team enters the last 30 yards of the Sabercats' half and their defense is backed up against their own endzone, they are still not likely to score more than 3.2 points. The Faraway Falcons are equally good with 13 visits allowed, 4 Touchdowns/8 Fieldgoals (4.0 points per visit) and the Argonauts with 17/5/10 for 3.8


  • Why stop now? On the other hand, the most dangerous offense is housed by the Alpha Centauri Centurions. Whenever they decide to march the jumpball field, they do not intend to stop. They lead the league with 36 redzone visits, scoring 24 touchdowns and 10 fieldgoals on all those trips. This accumulates to 5.5 points per visit. The Faxx Fury have 35 visits but only 19 touchdowns and 13 fieldgoals, 4.9 points per visit.


  • Opportunistic. Going by the above statline, there's also the Karrus Centaurs who manage to be highly efficient. Through 9 weeks they have had only 16 redzone visits, but managed to score 13 touchdowns on them and 3 fieldgoals. That means they get away with points everytime they see the endzone in reach. It accumulates to 6.3 points per visit. (Which is more than one touchdown for 6 points.)


  • The shivers. On the other hand, the Iskander Imperials allowed 18 redzone visits and 12 touchdowns and 6 fieldgoals for 5.7.


  • You're allowed to throw this? Running our belowed jumpball-egg is a valid tactic and often employed by the Alpha Centauri Centurions who are highly efficient rushing the ball down the field. Over 9 weeks, they have rushed the ball 217 times, combining for 1391 yards in total. That's 5.13 yards per run. LaDorian "Big Black" Rivers is the key factor here, with over 965 rushing yards this season. He's bound to hit the 1k mark easily. Quarterback Kevin Trudeau is also quick on his feet. Should he not see someone to pass the ball to, he's eager to run it himself! He's done it 36 times for a total of 260! The run-heaviest team, by the way, are the Faxx Fury, who have now rushed a total of 307 times for 1139 yards.


  • Here, you have it! On the other hand, the most potent passing offense belongs to the Pallas Purple Rage, with over 3061 yards thrown. They're followed by the Barracudas (2469), Wiaria (2339) and Shoreridge (2300)


  • I'll hit it or I wont throw it. The Sabercats post the 'safest' passing team in the league with 274 passing attempts for 198 pass completions. This accumulates to a 72.3 pass completion percentage. Most in the FJL.


Week 9 Individual Stats

  • Passing Leaders: Irving Adams, PAL, 259 of 374 for 3061 yards. Adamos Martis, ZBB, 173/246 for 2079
  • Rushing Leaders: LaDorian "Big Black" Rivers, ACC, 184/965. Torsten Kirkegaard, HAT, 180/913
  • Receiving Leaders: Brian Clyfford, PAL, 75 catches for 965 yds, 9 TDs. Clement Hopkins, SHO, 69/884/4. Dimitrij Damjanovski, WIA, 64/718/7
  • Tackling machine: Courtney Wuagneux, Safety, SAM, 66. Kelly O'Donnell, LB, TRA, 62. Nolan Petrolis, LB, PAL, 62.
  • No-Fly-Zone: Gerrard "Rooster" Cord from Shoreridge III posts a pass-defense percentage of 91.0%. Only 9 percent of all passes thrown his direction are a completion. He is leading the league with 6 interceptions.
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Week 12 News



  • Bye bye! Scarvis and Caralon can enjoy their holidays come january as they are officially eliminated from playoff contention.


  • See you in January! Sanctuary Sabercats are the first team to not only win their division but to clinch a playoff spot. They are 11-0 and will most likely end up as #1 seed.


  • Exciting. Roku San Brigadiers and Cassandra Critters face off. Brigadiers score 3, Critters score 0.


  • Shut out. Rhohan Commandos, Tango Urilla Dusters and Cassandra Critters all score zero points in their matchups.


  • Back from the Bye, back to pounding. After their bye-week, the Barracudas keep on marching through towards the playoffs.



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Congratulations, Sanctuary Sabercats      (AC`North)  Pallas Purple Rage(AC´South)   Zegama Beach Barracudas(AC´East)   Alpha Centauri Centurions (AC´West)   Hathor Avalanche (NC´North) Wiaria Argonauts (NC´East)   Venad 4 Raiders(NC`West) for clinching their divisions and advancing into the Federal Jumpball League playoffs.





This marks Wiaria's first playoff appearance. Local Wiarians exclaim:"Despite Jodie Cutter's attempt to sabotage our season, she recklessly got one of our players killed, we have, against all odds, advanced into the playoffs! Be damned Titans! We still hate her."

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2298 - 2299 Regular Season Individual (single-season) Records

As this is the first season after the merger, there are no comparison values. All values are from the 2298-2299 season. Official data by the Federal Jumpball League. FSN takes no credit or guarantees correctness.



Quarterback Records

Quarterback Rating Record Team Year
Irving Adams 103.8 Pallas 2298
Adamos Martis 103.2 Leda 2298
Stuart King 97.2 Zegama Beach 2298
Pass Attempts Record Team Year
Irving Adams 657 Pallas 2298
Trenton Alexander 653 Epsilon Prime 2298
Dimitar Sprostranov 632 Wiaria


Pass Completions Record Team Year
Irving Adams 448 Pallas 2298
Dimitar Sprostranov 406 Wiaria 2298
Trenton Alexander 385 Epsilon Prime 2298
Completion Percentage Record Team Year
Wyatt Chmura 71.1 Sanctuary 2298
Adamos Martis 70.9 Leda 2298
Stuart King 69.6 Zegama Beach 2298
Passing Yards Record Team Year
Irving Adams 5,246 Pallas 2298
Dimitar Sprostranov 4,082 Wiaria 2298
Adamos Martis 4,044 Leda 2298
Yards per Pass Attempt Record Team Year
Adamos Martis 8.06 Leda 2298
Irving Adams 7.98 Pallas 2298
Stuart King 7.96 Zegama Beach 2298
Passing Touchdowns Record Team Year
Irving Adams 48 Pallas 2298
Stuart King 31 Zegama Beach 2298
Adamos Martis 29 Leda 2298
Times Sacked Record Team Year
Brayden Witt 64 Rhohan 2298
Phil Burroughs 60 Caralon 2298
Trenton Alexander 59 Epsilon Prime 2298
300+ Yards Passing Record Team Year
Irving Adams 10 Pallas 2298
Stuart King 5 Zegama Beach 2298
Dimitar Sprostranov 4 Wiaria 2298



Running Back Records

Rushing Attempts Record Team Year
Damarko Carr 365 Sanctuary 2298
LaDorian Rivers 355 Alpha Centauri 2298
Lester Barlow 338 Zegama Beach 2298
Rushing Yards Record Team Year
LaDorian Rivers 1,820 Alpha Centauri 2298
Damarko Carr 1,756 Sanctuary 2298
Torsten Kirkegaard 1,691 Hathor 2298
Yards per Carry Record Team Year
LaDorian Rivers 5.13 Alpha Centauri 2298
Torsten Kirkegaard 5.03 Hathor 2298
Frank Lewis 4.86 Claudius I 2298
Rushing Touchdowns Record Team Year
Torsten Kirkegaard 20 Hathor 2298
LaDorian Rivers 19 Alpha Centauri 2298
Lester Barlow 12 Zegama Beach 2298
100 Yards Rushing Games Record Team Year
LaDorian Rivers 10 Alpha Centauri 2298
Damarko Carr 10 Sanctuary 2298
Torsten Kirkegaard 7 Hathor 2298




Receiver Records

Receptions Record Team Year
Brian Clyfford 134 Pallas 2298
Vassos Leontiou 113 Leda 2298
Dimitrij Damjanovski 106 Wiaria 2298
Receiving Yards Record Team Year
Brian Clyfford 1,766 Pallas 2298
Vassos Leontiou 1,382 Leda 2298
Clement Hopkins 1,313 Shoreridge III 2298
Yards per Reception Record Team Year
Alapa'i Keoni 14.39 Zegama Beach 2298
Makarios Giorgiou 14.23 Leda 2298
Hardy Anderson 14.23 Faxx 2298
Receiving Touchdowns Record Team Year
Brian Clyfford 16 Pallas 2298
Aelfward Badby 11 Pallas 2298
Gabriel Toussaint 10 Zegama Beach 2298
Targeted Passes Record Team Year
Brian Clyfford 208 Pallas 2298
Clement Hopkins 188 Shoreridge III 2298
Devan Greene 174 Arcadia 2298
Passes Dropped Record Team Year
Diego Braun 23 Castillo 2298
Allen Schweigert 14 Epsilon Prime 2298
Devan Greene 13 Arcadia 2298
100 Yards Receiving Record Team Year
Brian Clyfford 8 Pallas 2298
Vassos Leontiou 6 Leda 2298
Alapa'i Keoni 5 Zegama Beach 2298



Defensive Records

Passes Defensed Record Team Year
Wesley Harding 24 Sanctuary 2298
Clement Hawkins 19 Shoreridge III 2298
Magnus Hroarsson 17 Hathor 2298
Interceptions Record Team Year
Gerrard Cord 10 Shoreridge III 2298
Victor Bjerg 9 Hathor 2298
Sampson Rowdon 7 Alpha Centauri 2298
Pass Defense Percentage Record Team Year
Gerrard Cord 90.4 Shoreridge III 2298
Wesley Harding 88.4 Sanctuary 2298
Sampson Rowdon 88.3 Alpha Centauri 2298
Tackles Record Team Year
Courtney Wuagneux 113 Samson 2298
Weston Dawkins 112 Roku San 2298
Sammy Brocklebank 111 Arcadia 2298
(Tackle) Assists Record Team Year
Ralph Methe 47 Elixaeberna 2298
Sydney File 42 Epsilon Prime 2298
Sammy Brocklebank 42 Arcadia 2298
QB Sacks Record Team Year
Cees van Soelen 18.5 Alpha Centauri 2298
Lewi Kaila 18.0 Zegama Beach 2298
Casper Truelsen 15.0 Hathor 2298
QB Hurries Record Team Year
Leeshawn Lynch 22 Sanctuary 2298
Lewi Kaila 20 Zegama Beach 2298
Austin Williamson 20 Castus 2298
Blocked Passes Record Team Year
Jonah Meadows 7 Pallas 2298
Da'jonte Wilkerson 6 Faraway 2298
Griffin Burnett 6 Arcadia 2298





Special Teams Records

Field Goals Record Team Year
Artie Weidner 37 Venad 4 2298
Jim Ambrose 37 Hathor 2298
Bryant Michaelson 34 Zegama Beach 2298
Punt Return Yards Record Team Year
Da'rion Joseph 1,030 Faraway 2298
Tommy Lacerte 780 Alpha Centauri 2298
Evan McCarty 648 Zegama Beach 2298
Punt Return TDs Record Team Year
Cornelius DeRoy 2 Boot Hill 2298
Marcus Sweeney 2 Karrus 2298
Wes Schott 2 Scarvis 2298
Kickoff Return Yards Record Team Year
Vassos Leontiou 1,171 Leda 2298
Cornell Lovemore 1,029 Karrus 2298
Phillip Wiggins 1,029 Percival 2298
Kickoff Return TDs Record Team Year
Jeremiah Bohnanon 2 Shoreridge III 2298
Vassos Leontiou 1 Leda 2298
Tre Harrelson 1 Cassandra 2298






Offensive Line Records

Key Run Blocks Record Team Year
Berend Roseman 53 Alpha Centauri 2298
Edgar Schary 44 Zegama Beach 2298
Dennis Allen 43 Alpha Centauri 2298
Key Run Opportunities Record Team Year
Seymour Florez 125 Claudius I 2298
Artie Apold 119 Iskander 2298
Edgar Schary 111 Zegama Beach 2298
Pancake Blocks Record Team Year
Seymour Florez 13 Claudius I 2298
Berend Roseman 9 Alpha Centauri 2298
Artie Apold 5 Iskander 2298



Offensive Records

Points Scored Record Team Year
Bryant Michaelson 154 Zegama Beach 2298
Jim Ambrose 154 Hathor 2298
Chris Keith 152 Alpha Centauri 2298
Yards from Scrimmage Record Team Year
Damarko Carr 2,433 Sanctuary 2298
LaDorian Rivers 2,226 Alpha Centauri 2298
Torsten Kirkegaard 2,110 Hathor 2298
All-Purpose Yards Record Team Year
Torsten Kirkegaard 2,938 Hathor 2298
Vassos Leontiou 2,553 Leda 2298
Cornell Lovemore 2,525 Karrus 2298


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Federal Sports Network - 2298 Season Titles

FSN awards are fictional. FSN awards are not affiliated with official FJL Honors, Season Awards, Season Records or any other FJL trademark.



FSN Passing Offense of the Year:

Pallas Purple Rage


FSN Season Slinger:

Irving Adams

Pallas Purple Rage

(Best QB Rating, Most Attempts/Completions, 4th Best Completion Percentage, Most passing yards, 2nd most Yards Per Attempt, Most Passing Touchdowns, Most games with 300+ Yards Passing)


FSN Rushing Offense of the Year:

Alpha Centauri Centurions


FSN Rusher of the Year:

LaDorian Rivers ("Big Black")

Alpha Centauri Centurions

(2nd most rushing attempts, 1st Rushing Yards, 1st Yards per Carry, 2nd Rushing Touchdowns, T-1st 100+ Yards Rushing Games)


FSN Wormhole Award:

Brian Clyfford

Pallas Purple Rage

(1st Receptions, 1st Receiving Yards, 11th Yards per Catch, 1st Receiving Touchdowns, 1st in Targets, 1st 100+ Receiving Games)


FSN Wideout Award:

Alapa'i Keoni

Zegama Beach Barracudas

(18th Receptions, 6th Receiving Yards, 1st Yards per Reception, T-20th Receiving Touchdowns, 3rd 100+ Yard Games )


FSN Butterfinger Award:

Diego Braun

Castillo Colonials - 23 Dropped passes


FSN Ballhawk Award:

Gerrard Cord

Shoreridge III Mightycocks

(1st Interceptions, 1st Pass Defense Percentage, 8th Passes Defended)


FSN Hitting Machine:

Courtney Wuagneux

Samson Admirals - 113 Tackles 34 Assists


FSN Lineman of the Year:

Berend Roseman

Alpha Centauri Centurions

(1st Key Run Blocks, 4th Key Run Opportunities, 2nd Pancake Blocks)


FSN Cheese of the Year:

Rhohan Commandos

64 Sacks allowed


FSN Returner of the Year:

Tommy Lacerte

Alpha Centauri Centurions

(2nd Punt Return Yards, T-2nd Punt Return TDs)


FSN Most Valuable Player:

LaDorian Rivers

Alpha Centauri Centurions - 138 points scored - T-4th in FJL, T-1st non-kicker. 2nd Yards from Scrimmage.


FSN Workhorse Award:

Torsten Kirkegaard

Hathor Avalanche

(2938 All-Purpose Yards. 4th Rushing Attempts, 3rd Rushing Yards, 2nd Yards per Carry, 1st Rushing TDs, 3rd 100+ yds games, 9th Kickoff Return yds, T-1st Points Scored (non-kicker), 3rd Yards from Scrimmage)

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