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On 5/27/2018 at 3:48 PM, El Excellente said:

22:44:57 - **Spc. Miguel Lorenzo would get punched in the face. He takes a step back befor sending a spinning heel dick to Reuben's jaw.

 

Hey...Never underestimate the power of dick attacks. You whip that shit out and the enemy will get freaked out. Or you will get a BJ maybe...if pronhbu has tought me anything.

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14:47:14 - SCPo. Alysia Harper[OOC]: Ever take a dump so big that when it finally pops out you feel kinda gay?
14:48:00 - Pfc. Gary "Gaz" Johnson[OOC]: stop
14:48:07 - PO. Paul Schmidt[OOC]: No?
14:48:43 - Cpl. Miranda Walters[OOC]: Only when I put it back in @Harper
14:48:51 - Cpl. Franklyn Holland[OOC]: Yeah we fucked a few times.
14:49:22 - SCPo. Alysia Harper[OOC]: Isn't that an actual sex act? Where you freeze the turd and then fuck the girl with it?
14:49:32 - MSpc. Valerie Faust[OOC]: ........STOP
14:49:33 - Cpl. Franklyn Holland[OOC]: Is that what Chev does?
14:49:35 - 3Spc. Jessica Read[OOC]: uhhhhhhh
14:49:36 - LCpl. Gray Seraphim[OOC]: STOP AH, FUCKING FUCK STOP
14:49:44 - Spc. Adam Pearce[OOC]: Da fuk?
14:50:16 - SCPo. Alysia Harper[OOC]: Oh yeah it is! It's called the Alaskan Pipeline. Now I remember.
14:50:23 - LCpl. Gray Seraphim[OOC]: DONT TELL US THAT SHIT
14:50:29 - Cpl. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes[OOC]: Guys, you are making me want to kill myself. Stop, please.
14:50:32 - Cpl. Franklyn Holland[OOC]: SO that's what Chav means when he wants it rough
14:50:32 - Spc. Adam Pearce[OOC]: Band him!!!
14:50:40 - Pfc. Gary "Gaz" Johnson[OOC]: i already want to die so it is cool dw
14:50:45 - : OOC Delay set to 999999999 seconds
 

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51 minutes ago, Mannulus said:

14:47:14 - SCPo. Alysia Harper[OOC]: Ever take a dump so big that when it finally pops out you feel kinda gay?
14:48:00 - Pfc. Gary "Gaz" Johnson[OOC]: stop
14:48:07 - PO. Paul Schmidt[OOC]: No?
14:48:43 - Cpl. Miranda Walters[OOC]: Only when I put it back in @Harper
14:48:51 - Cpl. Franklyn Holland[OOC]: Yeah we fucked a few times.
14:49:22 - SCPo. Alysia Harper[OOC]: Isn't that an actual sex act? Where you freeze the turd and then fuck the girl with it?
14:49:32 - MSpc. Valerie Faust[OOC]: ........STOP
14:49:33 - Cpl. Franklyn Holland[OOC]: Is that what Chev does?
14:49:35 - 3Spc. Jessica Read[OOC]: uhhhhhhh
14:49:36 - LCpl. Gray Seraphim[OOC]: STOP AH, FUCKING FUCK STOP
14:49:44 - Spc. Adam Pearce[OOC]: Da fuk?
14:50:16 - SCPo. Alysia Harper[OOC]: Oh yeah it is! It's called the Alaskan Pipeline. Now I remember.
14:50:23 - LCpl. Gray Seraphim[OOC]: DONT TELL US THAT SHIT
14:50:29 - Cpl. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes[OOC]: Guys, you are making me want to kill myself. Stop, please.
14:50:32 - Cpl. Franklyn Holland[OOC]: SO that's what Chav means when he wants it rough
14:50:32 - Spc. Adam Pearce[OOC]: Band him!!!
14:50:40 - Pfc. Gary "Gaz" Johnson[OOC]: i already want to die so it is cool dw
14:50:45 - : OOC Delay set to 999999999 seconds
 

shamefur act, you hava dishonored yer famiry. If yer shame is to unbearabre I have dis sword ready fo u

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Pfc. Gary "Gaz" Johnson: It is special pasta
 **3Spc. Weston 'Mac' MacDonnell squeezes through the group and tries to make his escape.
 Pfc. Gary "Gaz" Johnson: I learned it from my dad when he wasn't on drugs
 

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17:37:18 - Cm. Annabelle Thacker: Pacific Rimjob, best prono movie name ever.
17:37:26 - Ens. Aerin 'Scorcher' Doss: Is that right?

17:37:31 - Ens. Aerin 'Scorcher' Doss: Noted, Crewman.

17:37:44 - **Cm. Annabelle Thacker shakes her head "Uhh..Sorry that was the spook mind control device speaking, sirs."

17:37:52 - Captain Aramis A. Hux: Yeah....

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On 10/21/2017 at 4:40 AM, Dimov said:

mg hai ^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ anime ❤️ and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^__^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =__=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n_n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ** he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop oo and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -__-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (òó) (òó) (òó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (òó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^_<) ^__;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Bit late. Was looking down the thread and im going to steal this for my shit post collection. So far i have a youtube intro and a guy going to kill someone over them saying they like this 17 year old kid

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16:39:01 - Pvt. Frank Castiglione[LOOC]: I'll scream at you as I beat the shit out of with my hammer

 

16:39:07 - Cm. Jesse Chinter[LOOC]: DO IT PUSSY U WONT NOT BALLS FUCKING DO IIIIIIIIIIIITTTT

 

16:39:20 - Pvt. Frank Castiglione[LOOC]: *Hits Jesse With War Hammer*

16:39:29 - Pvt. Frank Castiglione[LOOC]: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHH!

 

16:39:51 - Cm. Jesse Chinter[LOOC]: *teleports behind you* nothing personal kid *you get sent to shadow realm*

 

16:40:13 - Pvt. Frank 'Chief' Castiglione[LOOC]: *Uses time stone to reverse time and kills Jesse as a BABY*

 

16:41:23 - Pvt. Frank 'Chief' Castiglione[LOOC]: *Reverse time and goes to before Jesse was born and fucks Jesse's Mommy*


 

16:41:35 - Cm. Jesse Chinter[LOOC]: HOLY SHIT UR MY DAD

 

16:41:42 - Pvt. Frank 'Chief' Castiglione[LOOC]: That's RIGHT

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15:09:43 - Captain Aramis A. Hux[OOC]: onion dip ain't nothing to fuck with.
15:10:07 - **Cpl. Rahman 'Noodles' Decim breathes in, the air (mostly nitrogen, oxygen, and a bit of carbon dioxide and argon and other trace elements) entering her lungs through her esophagus down through her bronchial tubes to be absorbed by her alveoli.  Her blood absorbs the oxygen so it may be transported to parts of her body to keep her alive.
 

15:11:20 - **Cpl. Rahman 'Noodles' Decim then breathes out, the blood coming back to his alveoli with carbon dioxide to be vented.  The used air goes up through his bronchial tubes and up his esophagus and out his mouth.  This air is mostly the same composition (Nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide and argon and other trace elements) but this time with less oxygen and more carbon.
 

Does more breathing rp then actual rp 

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12 hours ago, Arrow said:

15:09:43 - Captain Aramis A. Hux[OOC]: onion dip ain't nothing to fuck with.
15:10:07 - **Cpl. Rahman 'Noodles' Decim breathes in, the air (mostly nitrogen, oxygen, and a bit of carbon dioxide and argon and other trace elements) entering her lungs through her esophagus down through her bronchial tubes to be absorbed by her alveoli.  Her blood absorbs the oxygen so it may be transported to parts of her body to keep her alive.
 

15:11:20 - **Cpl. Rahman 'Noodles' Decim then breathes out, the blood coming back to his alveoli with carbon dioxide to be vented.  The used air goes up through his bronchial tubes and up his esophagus and out his mouth.  This air is mostly the same composition (Nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide and argon and other trace elements) but this time with less oxygen and more carbon.
 

Does more breathing rp then actual rp 

I love you guys xD

 

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StevieJr: Franco
StevieJr: for the meme
StevieJr: we need to all get golf it
StevieJr: and put put our way to victory
StevieJr: for the federation
StevieJr is now Offline.
 

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23:40:03 - Cpl. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes[LOOC]: Okay just makin sure
23:40:09 - Spc. Devin Saiphan[LOOC]: Girl with a penis.
23:40:16 - Cpl. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes[LOOC]: A trap.
23:40:16 - Pvt. Emile Snow[LOOC]: negative
23:40:19 - Pvt. Emile Snow[LOOC]: abort
23:40:20 - Spc. Devin Saiphan[LOOC]: hUE-
23:40:21 - Pvt. Emile Snow[LOOC]: abort
23:40:25 - Spc. Devin Saiphan[LOOC]: A TRAAAAP

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01:03:50 - Spc. Ashley Olsen[CH1 - RADIO]: I’m coming!

01:03:57 - Spc. Devin Saiphan[CH1 - RADIO]: Oh boy..

01:03:57 - SSgt. Sebastian Bently[CH1 - RADIO]: Not on the radio please.

01:04:08 - Spc. Ashley Olsen[CH1 - RADIO]: Im sorry, got too excited.

01:04:12 - SSgt. Sebastian Bently[CH1 - RADIO]: I-

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01:38:26 - 3Spc. Charlie Scott: Sometimes.
01:38:32 - 3Spc. Charlie Scott: You just have to accept the anal hot sauce.
 

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06:01:05 - LCpl. Dex Powers[OOC]: jesus christ, sigrun looks like she could be in a Russian porn video named, "Dyke takes dick for the first time". If it sounds like Im being specific, its because i am
 

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01:42:30 - 2Spc. Thomas Constantinos: I'm not actually gay. I was fucking with you.
01:42:39 - LCpl. Johnny Smith: That would make you gay.
 

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[AdminLog] 01:21:47 - [ic]Lawrence Chandler: ./pm carter bently looking kinda thicc amirite?
01:21:50 - LCpl. Lawrence Chandler[LOOC]: fuck
01:21:55 - SSgt. Sebastian Bently[LOOC]: g
01:21:55 - Sgt. James Chevosky[LOOC]: gg
01:21:56 - SSgt. Sebastian Bently[LOOC]: g
01:21:57 - Cpl. Lyndsey 'Lynn' Carter[LOOC]: nice
01:22:00 - LCpl. Lawrence Chandler[LOOC]: gg
01:22:02 - Sgt. James Chevosky[LOOC]: 10/10
[AdminLog] 01:22:02 - hot serfs in your area spawned prop: models/cire992/props4/escapepod03.mdl
01:22:04 - Cpl. Lyndsey 'Lynn' Carter[LOOC]: gg
01:22:13 - LCpl. Lawrence Chandler[LOOC]: gonna drown in my toilet
 

@Zeppy 

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21:40:23 - Dango, prepare to fire a proton torpedo directly at us.
[AdminLog] 21:40:23 - Rook used /event. Arguments were Dango, prepare to fire a proton torpedo directly at us.
KeyValues Error: RecursiveLoadFromBuffer:  got } in key in file models/cire992/props/kitchen04.mdl
mdlkeyvalue, 
21:40:29 - Fuck me
[AdminLog] 21:40:29 - Rook used /event. Arguments were Fuck 

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