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20 hours ago, Soapy Soap said:

20:22:15 - Cpl. Patrick Stevenson[YELL]: Private go fuck off.

20:22:17 - Sgt. William Hedgeworth[BC]: Righ'. I'm comin' over wit' a new gun for ya', Stevenson.

20:22:27 - Cpl. Patrick Stevenson[YELL]: That's an order, get on the line and shut your trap.

20:22:41 - Cpl. Patrick Stevenson[CH1 - RADIO]: Thank you.

20:22:42 - Pvt. Scott Daby: Aye, would'jae like yer' JROTC uniform pressed wi' tha', cunt?

20:22:48 - Cpl. Pauline Westervelt: Right.

20:22:50 - Pvt. Scott Daby: Go fuck yersel'.

20:22:55 - **Pvt. Scott Daby posts up on the barricade.

Tbh idk why he was so aggressive HMmmmmm

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Oh wait this isn't the screenshots thread someone delete my last post or something.

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2 hours ago, StevieJr said:

Tbh idk why he was so aggressive HMmmmmm

because your corporal and another corporal and a master-specialist decided it was a good idea to have a mental breakdown and almost start a fist-fight while we were getting swarmed by bugs

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23 minutes ago, MasterMedicMan said:

because your corporal and another corporal and a master-specialist decided it was a good idea to have a mental breakdown and almost start a fist-fight while we were getting swarmed by bugs

when is this not a good idea

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a better idea is to start a fist fight with bugs

oh wait, even better is to adopt them and make them pets

or make swords out of their talons and carcasses

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** Archer now cares a talon sword
** Archer throuse the talon down
** Archer pick up the talon agin
** Archer lookes throu some suplies
** Archer found a rod and duck tape and glue
** Archer make a talon sword out of the suplies he found
** Archercarres the sword into the drop ship as a suvener from this planet
** Archer shealths his new wepon
** Archer hase a sheth talon sword since his injery prevents him using his gun for now 

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16 minutes ago, radical roach said:

** Archer now cares a talon sword
** Archer throuse the talon down
** Archer pick up the talon agin
** Archer lookes throu some suplies
** Archer found a rod and duck tape and glue
** Archer make a talon sword out of the suplies he found
** Archercarres the sword into the drop ship as a suvener from this planet
** Archer shealths his new wepon
** Archer hase a sheth talon sword since his injery prevents him using his gun for now 

who gave you ftp access?

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14:00:00 - CWO. Darius Hawke[CH1 - RADIO]: I was present for parts of the interaction with the... god-bug while on ship.
14:05:11 - Gen. Brian C. Larsen[CH1 - RADIO]: The kid can go quickly. I'm not a monster. Make hers slow and painful -- if the situation requires it.

 

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14:53:04 - LCpl. Quinn Caffrey: Halloran, 're'you a dogbrain?

14:53:13 - Pfc. Noel Halloran: Grung understand kill boog economy.

14:53:23 - LCpl. Quinn Caffrey: ARrite' you're jus'enough dogbrain to make 2ic.

14:53:35 - Pfc. Noel Halloran: Grung understandle.

 

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5 minutes ago, Tony said:

14:53:04 - LCpl. Quinn Caffrey: Halloran, 're'you a dogbrain?

14:53:13 - Pfc. Noel Halloran: Grung understand kill boog economy.

14:53:23 - LCpl. Quinn Caffrey: ARrite' you're jus'enough dogbrain to make 2ic.

14:53:35 - Pfc. Noel Halloran: Grung understandle.

 

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17 hours ago, MasterMedicMan said:

because your corporal and another corporal and a master-specialist decided it was a good idea to have a mental breakdown and almost start a fist-fight while we were getting swarmed by bugs

Mine was actually trying to stop it.

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20:47:02 - **Rct. Hamad Yousef Slams fist violently on the desk " If i dont't have a finger up my ass in the next 10 minutes someone is getting demoted"

 

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13 hours ago, Tony said:

20:47:02 - **Rct. Hamad Yousef Slams fist violently on the desk " If i dont't have a finger up my ass in the next 10 minutes someone is getting demoted"

 

 

Holy fucking shit I’m gonna be cracking up at work over this 😂

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03:40:58 - LCpl. Scott Daby[WHISPER]: <color=105, 105, 215>Oi', y'go' fucken' nothin' fer' tha' yeh' fucken' weapon.
03:41:34 - Cpl. Quinn Caffrey[WHISPER]: <color=105, 105, 215>Well yer'ugly Day-bee.
03:42:03 - Cpl. Quinn Caffrey[WHISPER]: <color=105, 105, 215>Fuckin'Jimmony'Jillickers-bad-teeth-havin'-fockin'-bull-shrimp-lookin'-arse.

 

I self advertise because I'm the best.

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14:39:28 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen would shove the baton where the sun doesn't shine - not enough to do permanent damage, but enough to traumatise the recruits downstairs who are watching me type this.

14:40:01 - **2Lt. Salvatore Camacho somewhat shook as the baton nearly penetrated his flower.

14:40:10 - **Col. Robert Shaw looks at the people standing outside.

14:40:24 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen lets go of the baton, turning off the zappy zappy. He's not a monster, after all

14:40:34 - **Col. Robert Shaw turns back around.
14:40:35 - **2Lt. Salvatore CamachoNo, no he was not.
14:40:40 - Gen. Brian C. Larsen[CH1 - RADIO]: Medical to the meeting room.

 

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1 hour ago, Tony said:

14:39:28 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen would shove the baton where the sun doesn't shine - not enough to do permanent damage, but enough to traumatise the recruits downstairs who are watching me type this.

14:40:01 - **2Lt. Salvatore Camacho somewhat shook as the baton nearly penetrated his flower.

14:40:10 - **Col. Robert Shaw looks at the people standing outside.

14:40:24 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen lets go of the baton, turning off the zappy zappy. He's not a monster, after all

14:40:34 - **Col. Robert Shaw turns back around.
14:40:35 - **2Lt. Salvatore CamachoNo, no he was not.
14:40:40 - Gen. Brian C. Larsen[CH1 - RADIO]: Medical to the meeting room.

 

didn't even let him use a safe word

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12:48:43 - Pfc. Devin Saiphan[OOC]: Nice job Deckers.
12:48:50 - 2Lt. Lawrence L. Stubbins[OOC]: good event deckers
12:48:50 - : Robert Shaw was kicked with the reason: IT WASNT MY FUCKING EVENT
12:48:51 - : Deckers has just disconnected.
12:48:55 - Sgt. Matthew Squires[OOC]: lmao

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