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21:05:16 - **Pfc. Devin Saiphan Would walk up to Dumont before quickly grab Dumont's crotch and squeeze it hard. " Bently send you his regards."
21:05:30 - **Spc. Daniel Dumont squeals.
21:05:32 - Pfc. Devin Saiphan[LOOC]: I CRAK
21:05:38 - Spc. Daniel Dumont[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Hey!
21:05:44 - **Pfc. Devin Saiphan Would let him go Laughs his arse off.
21:05:50 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[CH1 - RADIO]: So?
21:05:51 - **Spc. Daniel Dumont backs away, grabbing at his junk. "That fuckin' hurt, you asshole."
21:05:57 - **Spc. Daniel Dumont drops to his knee. "Holy fuck, man."
21:06:00 - Spc. Daniel Dumont: Agh, God.

THIS gentlemen.. THIS IS THE MOST GAYEST THING DEVIN EVER DONE.

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4 hours ago, Lalatina said:

This is the gayest thing Devin has done to date.*

anyone notice its the dumbasses who cant spell that are constantly out here pulling this grammar nazi shit

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22:15:45 - Pfc. Landon Rigarc De Serta[OOC]: i am the event runner ssgt said so. you do not have lizard lines. you do not have nuclear weapons. you do not have more than 3 magazines. if you die, report with your roll. if you do not report, i will pk you. you do not have air support. you do not have medevac except you will get it anyways when you ask for it. the planet has a very active electromagnetic field so you can not use your radios. you do not have flamethrowers. the tank is stuck in the mud and needs to be abandoned. no marauders allowed. no dmr allowed.
 

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13 hours ago, That one edgy dude said:

19:20:03 - **Pfc. Matt Thompson starts trying to spell letters by moving his finger against the tank
19:20:20 - TSgt. Charles Scott: It won't work, we can't read.
Proof that medics are actually stupid.

adult illiteracy is not joke :C

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20:51:01 - **Pfc. Aden Walker gives blanka a friendly nudge "nice to see i kept my promise and your still alive
20:51:17 - Pfc. Iris Blanka: When did you make a promise?
20:51:33 - Pfc. Aden Walker: on the drop ship i patted you on the boat and said like im gonna let you die
20:51:45 - Pfc. Iris Blanka: Oh.

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[AdminLog] 03:20:11 - [ic]Luther W. Taylor: Do you know the way?

[AdminLog] 03:20:40 - [ic]Sabine Bilodeau: De wae to where Captain?
[AdminLog] 03:20:51 - [ic]Luther W. Taylor: To the Sanctuary

[AdminLog] 03:21:38 - [ic]Sabine Bilodeau: Indeed I do. A place I have been to a handful of times.
 

 

[AdminLog] 03:21:32 - Xalphox used /radio. Arguments were Listen to me... I am the Captain now
 

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21:57:13 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: I see we meet again.
21:57:21 - **Pfc. Vito Dominiko  narrows his eyes.
21:57:42 - **Cpl. Kyril Layland slowly gets the ties around her wrists as he moved her towards the Brig,
21:57:43 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : We meet again....Iron Hoof Bill.
21:57:54 - **Pfc. Aden Walker snorts "oh my god"
21:57:57 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: It would seem we at an... Empasse.
21:58:08 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : Indeed we are....
21:58:15 - **Pfc. Vito Dominiko  spits on the ground.
21:58:33 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : You come into my town?
21:58:38 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : You disrespect the law?
21:58:47 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: This town. It ain't big enough fer the two of us.
21:58:56 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : It sure ain't....
21:59:10 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: I fancy we should change that.
21:59:21 - **Pfc. Vito Dominiko  spreads his legs and would lower his hand to his side.
21:59:21 - Cpl. Kyril Layland[CH1 - RADIO]: Hughes', Package is delievered.
21:59:33 - **2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman would do the same. Narrowing his eyes at Vito.
21:59:38 - Sgt. Troy 'Horny' Hughes[BC]: Thank you.
21:59:47 - Cpl. Kyril Layland[CH1 - RADIO]: How long?
22:00:04 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : There's a bounty on your head.
22:00:15 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : The sheriff will compensate me nicely if I cash it in.
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22:00:23 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: I've killed fourty men. I'm the fastest draw in the west.
22:00:30 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : Try me....
22:00:39 - **2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman lowers his hand to his side.
22:00:46 - Sgt. Troy 'Horny' Hughes[BC]: All night.
22:00:48 - **2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman points to the man on the stairs.
22:01:06 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: You. Give us a count down. And we'll decide who the fastest draw is.
22:01:14 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : Do it...
22:01:40 - **Pfc. Vito Dominiko  grits his teeth and gives him a cold Clint Eastwood gaze, staring into his soul.
22:02:00 - **2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman gives him one back. Equally cold and bad ass. His eyes narrowed.
22:02:22 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko [LOOC]: Count us down boy
22:02:52 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko [LOOC]: idc pick a number
22:03:02 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman[LOOC]: 5
22:03:04 - Pfc. Aden Walker: 4.....
22:03:18 - **Pfc. Vito Dominiko  is dead still and keeps a firm posture.
22:03:26 - **2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman 's fingers flay out as he readies his hand.
22:03:34 - **Pfc. Vito Dominiko  would draw duel finger guns
22:03:50 - **Pfc. Vito Dominiko  blasts the shit out of him with his six shooter finger guns.
22:04:06 - **2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman is shot before he can even pull his gun. He holds his chest. His eyes widen. He looks to the lawbringer as he slumps to the floor.
] +duck
22:04:26 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : It's a real shame it ended this way Iron Hoof Bill...
22:04:43 - **Pfc. Vito Dominiko  blows the smoke from his finger guns.
22:04:57 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: You... You truly are... The fastest gun in the west...
22:05:03 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: Bleh.
22:05:11 - **2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman sticks his tounge out and closes his eyes. Dead.
22:05:28 - **Pfc. Vito Dominiko  gets on a imaginary horse and trots off, riding magestically into the sunset.
22:05:32 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : GIDDE UP!
 

Now imagine the Good, The Bad, and The Ugly theme playing during this. 

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23:13:35 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:35 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:36 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:36 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:37 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:37 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:38 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:38 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:39 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:39 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:40 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:40 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:41 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:41 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:42 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:42 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:43 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:44 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:45 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:45 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:46 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:46 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:57 - **2Spc. Charlie TimmsWhat?
23:14:18 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Why do you look so awkward.
23:14:27 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Dude I mean, the glasses and your what ever...
23:14:30 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Gosh.
23:14:44 - Pfc. Ronny Range: I understand you're MP but being so fucking edgy.
23:14:49 - Pfc. Ronny Range: I do not understand taht.
23:14:50 - **2Spc. Charlie TimmsAs 4 marines turn and look to Ronny, the first one to him speaks. "You better fuck off befor we beat your arse."
04.09.2018

23:16:02 - **2Spc. Charlie TimmsThe Marines come close to Ronny, most of them not saying a word. "You are really fucking funny.
23:16:35 - Lt. John York[CH1 - RADIO]: I'll be right over.
23:16:38 - Pfc. Ronny Range: I mean guys, I am kinda but you know. Not everybody has humour.
23:16:48 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Is this getting a gangbang?
23:16:58 - Pfc. Ronny Range: 'CAuse I feel flirty today.
23:17:13 - **2Spc. Charlie Timms"You have 5 seconds or medics gonna pull you to the medbay soon.
23:17:14 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Nice helmets you wear. I have the same.
23:17:41 - **Pfc. Ronny Range would go right in the middle of those two infront and then turning and leaving
23:18:08 - **2Spc. Charlie TimmsA marine would grab Ronnys right arm.
23:18:16 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Oh feck.
23:18:38 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Is this getting flirty?
23:18:46 - **2Spc. Charlie Timms"If I see your face annoying us again, I make sure it wont look the same the next day. Now fuck off!"
23:18:50 - Pfc. Ronny Range: 'Cause I don't feel so good right now.
23:19:03 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Yeah I have that feeling too.
23:19:16 - **2Spc. Charlie TimmsOne of the marines reaches to his radio.
23:19:23 - Pfc. Ronny Range: I buy you guys a book for learing humaness next time.
23:19:28 - **Pfc. Ronny Range would fuck off quickly
23:19:46 - **2Spc. Charlie TimmsThey would simply look after him.

 

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On 8/29/2018 at 7:23 PM, Wewai said:

[AdminLog] 03:20:11 - [ic]Luther W. Taylor: Do you know the way?

[AdminLog] 03:20:40 - [ic]Sabine Bilodeau: De wae to where Captain?
[AdminLog] 03:20:51 - [ic]Luther W. Taylor: To the Sanctuary

[AdminLog] 03:21:38 - [ic]Sabine Bilodeau: Indeed I do. A place I have been to a handful of times.
 

 

[AdminLog] 03:21:32 - Xalphox used /radio. Arguments were Listen to me... I am the Captain now
 

Kill it with fire.

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05:22:57 - LCpl. Vito 'Gay Cowboy' Dominiko[LOOC]: gotta take the pizza out
05:22:58 - LCpl. Vito 'Gay Cowboy' Dominiko[LOOC]: brb
05:23:25 - Cpl. Sarah Redbrick[LOOC]: high ass nig taking his pizza out for a walk n shit.
05:23:27 - Spc. Charlie Timms[LOOC]: *Bang* The pizza is taken out.
05:23:31 - Sgt. Patrick Stevenson[LOOC]: lol

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20:05:34 - WO. Aaron Holtz: People are odd. 
20:05:46 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>HOLTZ.
20:05:52 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>WHAT
20:05:58 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>ARE YOU TAUNTING ME?
20:06:02 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>WHAT WHEN?
20:06:07 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>I COULD BE.
20:06:24 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>FUCKING 'LOOK AT ME IM IN A HOTTUB AND BENTLY DOESN'T HAVE ONE'
20:06:33 - **Cpl. Pauline Westervelt smiled mildly, leaning back to the sweet sounds of these pair of angels.
20:06:35 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YEAH. YEAH I AM.
20:06:37 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR.
20:06:40 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>NO FUCK YOU.
20:06:46 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YOU HAD A HOTTUB FOR /HOW/ LONG?
20:06:47 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>NO FUCK YOU.
20:06:50 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>NO FUCK YOU!
20:07:03 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>COME OUT HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE.
20:07:07 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>I FUCKING WILL.
20:07:08 - **WO. Aaron Holtz got up.
] -duck
20:07:12 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>DO IT PUSSY.
20:07:15 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Oh no-
20:07:16 - WO. Aaron Holtz: Fuck you.
20:07:17 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: I mean. 
20:07:25 - Cpl. Pauline Westervelt[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Put some clothes on first.
20:07:27 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently blinked a few times, straightening up.
20:07:31 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Yeah, fuck me. 
20:07:34 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: You won't.
20:07:36 - **WO. Aaron Holtz blinked a few times.
20:07:38 - WO. Aaron Holtz: Bet.
20:07:44 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Right now. 
20:07:48 - WO. Aaron Holtz: This is so sudden.
20:07:54 - WO. Aaron Holtz: How can our love ever be.
20:07:58 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently cracked a brief grin, laughing a little.
20:08:01 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Valid. 
20:08:06 - **WO. Aaron Holtz chuckled.
20:08:14 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Fuck's sake. 
20:08:14 - WO. Aaron Holtz: I'm going back in, it's fucking cold out here.
20:08:21 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Fair. 
20:08:31 - WO. Aaron Holtz: Still fuck you for having a hot-tub and not sharing.
20:08:38 - WO. Aaron Holtz: Dick.
20:08:38 - Cpl. Cornelius Zeem[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Mister Holtz. Cover your 'Tool' please. You are naked.
20:08:39 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Wow. 
20:08:43 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>No.
20:08:47 - Cpl. Cornelius Zeem[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Okay.
20:08:48 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently looked down.
20:08:51 - WO. Aaron Holtz: Why.
20:08:54 - WO. Aaron Holtz: You literally didn't have to.
20:08:57 - WO. Aaron Holtz: And yet you did.
20:09:06 - WO. Aaron Holtz: YOU WENT OUT OF YOUR WAY.
20:09:08 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Yeah- I don't know why I did that.. 
20:09:13 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently was still looking down.
20:09:14 - WO. Aaron Holtz: You worry me.
20:09:19 - WO. Aaron Holtz: Bently, My eyes are up here.
20:09:31 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently looked up, clearing his throat.
 

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