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14:56:49 - Pfc. Bernhard Franke: Heyuh, sarge, who yuh tryin' to get tuh kick my ass?
14:56:58 - Sgt. Sarah Redbrick: The recruit.
14:57:02 - Sgt. Sarah Redbrick: Off you go.
14:57:26 - Rct. Guy Benson: I'll kick your ass sideways if you want.
14:57:28 - Rct. Guy Benson: One time.
14:57:32 - Sgt. Sarah Redbrick: I believe in you, Franke.
14:57:44 - **Pfc. Bernhard Franke eyes Benson with the fury of a thousand Zulu warriors. There's a tiger behind that stare, and it's ready to pounce on that ass. "Cumon, I's will show yuh the ring, bro."

 

20:56:30 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Roomba.

20:56:37 - **Sgt. Patrick Stevenson slowly backs away.

20:56:54 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Sergeant Stevenson was caught stashing expired bread into his boxer shorts.

20:57:02 - Ens. Alysia 'Fun-Size' Harper: Again.

20:57:03 - Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: That's a lie.

20:57:04 - Sgt. Troy 'Horny' Hughes: Gay.

20:57:07 - A/Sgt. Sarah Redbrick: I agree.

20:57:10 - ** Mechano Spider the Roomba hums softly.

20:57:13 - Ens. Alysia 'Fun-Size' Harper: Sergeant Stevenson. Run.

20:57:21 - Pfc. Kara Simmonds: What the?

20:57:23 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently Straightens up.

20:57:24 - Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: Fuckin gay ass robot.

20:57:24 - Mechano Spider the Roomba: Expired bread breeds mold trooper.

20:57:32 - Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: He's lying.

20:57:34 - Mechano Spider the Roomba: Drop your pants and surrender the bread.

@Rook

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21:17:27 - **Sgt. Troy 'Horny' Hughes put two slices of chicken breasts on some heavy plastic, sliding it over to Franke and handing him a meat mallet. "Beat them well right now."
21:17:40 - Sgt. Troy 'Horny' Hughes: About half an inch thickness.
21:18:11 - **Sgt. Troy 'Horny' Hughes busted the eggs and put them in a bowl, beating them with a whisk as he read the directions.
21:18:42 - **LCpl. Bernhard Franke grins. The man is a self proclaimed master of beating his meat, after all. This will be hardly a challenge. "Rodger dodger, sarge. Two half an inch thick breasts cumon right up!" He grabs the mallet and gets to work, hammering out his... Cock.

 

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Leana Wells 'thinks really hard about shitting on Stevenson.'

Liliana Verbeck 'Remains blank minded, staring at the floor'

Leana Wells 'changes her tactic. She begins thinking really hard about holding Verbeck's hand.'

 

Liliana Verbeck rolled 93

Leana Wells rolled 80

 

Leana Wells'was still thinking really hard about holding Verbeck's hand, staying silent as she concentrated.'

 

Liliana Verbeck rolled 70

Leana Wells rolled 47

 

Liliana Verbeck 'Seems to remain blank faced, sniffling slightly'

Leana Wells 'imagines sloooowly reaching over to rest her hand on Verbeck's as they sit together on a bus, two total strangers in this scenario.'

 

Leana Wells rolled 38

Liliana Verbeck rolled 96

 

Leana Wells 'frowned as Mental Verbeck pulled her hand away.'

Liliana Verbeck: You are doing a dreadful job, Wells.

Leana Wells 'starts thinking really, REALLY hard about hugging Verbeck.'

 

Leana Wells rolled a 86.

Liliana Verbeck rolled a 97

 

Leana Wells 'was visibly tense as she put all of her effort into using her big brain, the cogs slooowly turning as she pictured Verbeck and herself together at a table, a single candle between them, eating Chinese food and staring lovingly at each other, blowing kisses back and fourth.'

 

Leana Wells rolled a 98.

Liliana Verbeck rolled a 50.

 

Liliana Verbeck 'Cringed visibly, a shiver running down their spine as they emitted a low "eugh"'

Leana Wells 'slowly grinned.'

Leana Wells 'mentally reaches to touch Verbeck's hand now that she was trapped in this mental hell.'

 

Liliana Verbeck rolled 38.

Leana Wells rolled 79.

 

Lilian Verbeck 'Shook her head somewhat, groaning "Wells!"'

Leana Wells 'burst into laughter, shaking her head. "You have soft hands, Ma'am."'

Liliana Verbeck: I will strangle you

Leana Wells: I'll die comfortably, Ma'am.

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7 hours ago, OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz said:

Leana Wells 'thinks really hard about shitting on Stevenson.'

Liliana Verbeck 'Remains blank minded, staring at the floor'

Leana Wells 'changes her tactic. She begins thinking really hard about holding Verbeck's hand.'

 

Liliana Verbeck rolled 93

Leana Wells rolled 80

 

Leana Wells'was still thinking really hard about holding Verbeck's hand, staying silent as she concentrated.'

 

Liliana Verbeck rolled 70

Leana Wells rolled 47

 

Liliana Verbeck 'Seems to remain blank faced, sniffling slightly'

Leana Wells 'imagines sloooowly reaching over to rest her hand on Verbeck's as they sit together on a bus, two total strangers in this scenario.'

 

Leana Wells rolled 38

Liliana Verbeck rolled 96

 

Leana Wells 'frowned as Mental Verbeck pulled her hand away.'

Liliana Verbeck: You are doing a dreadful job, Wells.

Leana Wells 'starts thinking really, REALLY hard about hugging Verbeck.'

 

Leana Wells rolled a 86.

Liliana Verbeck rolled a 97

 

Leana Wells 'was visibly tense as she put all of her effort into using her big brain, the cogs slooowly turning as she pictured Verbeck and herself together at a table, a single candle between them, eating Chinese food and staring lovingly at each other, blowing kisses back and fourth.'

 

Leana Wells rolled a 98.

Liliana Verbeck rolled a 50.

 

Liliana Verbeck 'Cringed visibly, a shiver running down their spine as they emitted a low "eugh"'

Leana Wells 'slowly grinned.'

Leana Wells 'mentally reaches to touch Verbeck's hand now that she was trapped in this mental hell.'

 

Liliana Verbeck rolled 38.

Leana Wells rolled 79.

 

Lilian Verbeck 'Shook her head somewhat, groaning "Wells!"'

Leana Wells 'burst into laughter, shaking her head. "You have soft hands, Ma'am."'

Liliana Verbeck: I will strangle you

Leana Wells: I'll die comfortably, Ma'am.

THIS... is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

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On 9/21/2018 at 2:06 AM, OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz said:

Leana Wells 'thinks really hard about shitting on Stevenson.'

Liliana Verbeck 'Remains blank minded, staring at the floor'

Leana Wells 'changes her tactic. She begins thinking really hard about holding Verbeck's hand.'

 

Liliana Verbeck rolled 93

Leana Wells rolled 80

 

Leana Wells'was still thinking really hard about holding Verbeck's hand, staying silent as she concentrated.'

 

Liliana Verbeck rolled 70

Leana Wells rolled 47

 

Liliana Verbeck 'Seems to remain blank faced, sniffling slightly'

Leana Wells 'imagines sloooowly reaching over to rest her hand on Verbeck's as they sit together on a bus, two total strangers in this scenario.'

 

Leana Wells rolled 38

Liliana Verbeck rolled 96

 

Leana Wells 'frowned as Mental Verbeck pulled her hand away.'

Liliana Verbeck: You are doing a dreadful job, Wells.

Leana Wells 'starts thinking really, REALLY hard about hugging Verbeck.'

 

Leana Wells rolled a 86.

Liliana Verbeck rolled a 97

 

Leana Wells 'was visibly tense as she put all of her effort into using her big brain, the cogs slooowly turning as she pictured Verbeck and herself together at a table, a single candle between them, eating Chinese food and staring lovingly at each other, blowing kisses back and fourth.'

 

Leana Wells rolled a 98.

Liliana Verbeck rolled a 50.

 

Liliana Verbeck 'Cringed visibly, a shiver running down their spine as they emitted a low "eugh"'

Leana Wells 'slowly grinned.'

Leana Wells 'mentally reaches to touch Verbeck's hand now that she was trapped in this mental hell.'

 

Liliana Verbeck rolled 38.

Leana Wells rolled 79.

 

Lilian Verbeck 'Shook her head somewhat, groaning "Wells!"'

Leana Wells 'burst into laughter, shaking her head. "You have soft hands, Ma'am."'

Liliana Verbeck: I will strangle you

Leana Wells: I'll die comfortably, Ma'am.

I demand more.

 

Also, I ship it.

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23:24:33 - Sgt. Troy 'Horny' Hughes[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Cipher, you want me to drive so you can deal with the LRR?
23:24:56 - Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Who the fuck is Cipher?

 

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12:09:40 - **Pvt. Guy Benson groans he screams as th worst pain in his life, worse than being Stabbed with an arm in the fork, his veins buldge out of his neck as he passes out balls exploded theyre on the ceiling, theyre everywhere
 

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50 minutes ago, saiphun987 said:

12:09:40 - **Pvt. Guy Benson groans he screams as th worst pain in his life, worse than being Stabbed with an arm in the fork, his veins buldge out of his neck as he passes out balls exploded theyre on the ceiling, theyre everywhere
 

Busted his balls

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19:29:53 - **Spc. Charlie Timms keeps on snoring, not having reacted to much on anyone trying to talk to him.
19:30:03 - **Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch gets closer to Timms carefully.
19:30:21 - Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>BUG HOLE EAST TIMMS GET THAT M55 READY NOW!
19:30:28 - Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>WE NEED YOU NOW TIMMS!
19:30:33 - Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>GET HERE ASAP!
19:30:39 - Spc. Tony De'Cazza[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>CONTACT.
19:30:42 - Pfc. Aden Walker[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>slap him
19:30:49 - Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>TIMMS WHERE IS TAHT M55!
19:30:56 - **Spc. Charlie Timms jumps up and out his chair, taking his M55 into his hand directly.
19:31:09 - **SSgt. Patrick Stevenson chuckled.
19:31:10 - **Spc. Charlie Timms holds in that position for a second.
19:31:20 - Spc. Tony De'Cazza: And thats how you wake someone up children.
 

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04:30:05 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[WHISPER]: I fucking hate this unit...
04:30:14 - LCpl. Bernhard Franke: Yuh say somethin', sir?
04:30:20 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Yes.
04:30:26 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: I expressed my love for my Unit. 
04:30:39 - LCpl. Bernhard Franke: Oh, uh, wes 'ppreciate yuh, too, sir.
 

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8 minutes ago, Pilotfish said:

04:30:05 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[WHISPER]: I fucking hate this unit...
04:30:14 - LCpl. Bernhard Franke: Yuh say somethin', sir?
04:30:20 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Yes.
04:30:26 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: I expressed my love for my Unit. 
04:30:39 - LCpl. Bernhard Franke: Oh, uh, wes 'ppreciate yuh, too, sir.
 

I like these good, short quotes. Not 
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 Sgt. Pauline Westervelt[YELL]:Repeat after me.
Sgt. Pauline Westervelt[YELL]:Truly.
 Spc. Tony De'Cazza[YELL]: Truly.
 Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman[YELL]: Truly.
 Sgt. Pauline Westervelt[YELL]:Fascinating.
 Spc. Tony De'Cazza[YELL]: Fascinating.
 Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman[YELL]: Facinating.
 

Mi being civilized wtf?

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21:51:43 - **Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker sighs and walks up winding up her metal arm "Already was going to."
21:51:45 - Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker: Turn around.
21:51:53 - SSgt. Patrick Stevenson: Turn.
21:52:04 - **Pvt. Guy Benson turns around and thrusts his ass at her hes hopping forward like a rabbit

21:52:05 - Pvt. Guy Benson: I can take it 
21:52:09 - Pvt. Guy Benson: Hit me you bitch
21:52:18 - **Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker continues winding up her metal arm and then would walk up and sling shot the metal hand right onto his cheek.

Rolls a 97
21:52:25 - SSgt. Patrick Stevenson[LOOC]: oof
21:52:29 - Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker[LOOC]: oh my god your asscheek
21:53:03 - **Pvt. Guy Benson 's ass his fling forward it vribates his entire body like gelatin

21:55:10 - **Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker makes a finger gun and blows the invisable smoke before dropping her hand "I thought you could take it -bitch-?"
**For a moment there's a lull in the air where the force of her power-slap had temporarily created a vacuume, before the air had ravenously sucked into the negative space. There's a clap-- distant at first, then immense in a castrophany of thunder that could be heard far away in the reaches of space. Benson quivers. The life dulls from his eyes as he falls forward, his immaculate physique slamming against the cold metal grating against his uniform.

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32 minutes ago, Bohannon said:

21:51:43 - **Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker sighs and walks up winding up her metal arm "Already was going to."
21:51:45 - Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker: Turn around.
21:51:53 - SSgt. Patrick Stevenson: Turn.
21:52:04 - **Pvt. Guy Benson turns around and thrusts his ass at her hes hopping forward like a rabbit

21:52:05 - Pvt. Guy Benson: I can take it 
21:52:09 - Pvt. Guy Benson: Hit me you bitch
21:52:18 - **Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker continues winding up her metal arm and then would walk up and sling shot the metal hand right onto his cheek.

Rolls a 97
21:52:25 - SSgt. Patrick Stevenson[LOOC]: oof
21:52:29 - Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker[LOOC]: oh my god your asscheek
21:53:03 - **Pvt. Guy Benson 's ass his fling forward it vribates his entire body like gelatin

21:55:10 - **Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker makes a finger gun and blows the invisable smoke before dropping her hand "I thought you could take it -bitch-?"
**For a moment there's a lull in the air where the force of her power-slap had temporarily created a vacuume, before the air had ravenously sucked into the negative space. There's a clap-- distant at first, then immense in a castrophany of thunder that could be heard far away in the reaches of space. Benson quivers. The life dulls from his eyes as he falls forward, his immaculate physique slamming against the cold metal grating against his uniform.

That's a god tier RP right there.

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2 hours ago, Bohannon said:

21:51:43 - **Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker sighs and walks up winding up her metal arm "Already was going to."
21:51:45 - Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker: Turn around.
21:51:53 - SSgt. Patrick Stevenson: Turn.
21:52:04 - **Pvt. Guy Benson turns around and thrusts his ass at her hes hopping forward like a rabbit

21:52:05 - Pvt. Guy Benson: I can take it 
21:52:09 - Pvt. Guy Benson: Hit me you bitch
21:52:18 - **Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker continues winding up her metal arm and then would walk up and sling shot the metal hand right onto his cheek.

Rolls a 97
21:52:25 - SSgt. Patrick Stevenson[LOOC]: oof
21:52:29 - Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker[LOOC]: oh my god your asscheek
21:53:03 - **Pvt. Guy Benson 's ass his fling forward it vribates his entire body like gelatin

21:55:10 - **Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker makes a finger gun and blows the invisable smoke before dropping her hand "I thought you could take it -bitch-?"
**For a moment there's a lull in the air where the force of her power-slap had temporarily created a vacuume, before the air had ravenously sucked into the negative space. There's a clap-- distant at first, then immense in a castrophany of thunder that could be heard far away in the reaches of space. Benson quivers. The life dulls from his eyes as he falls forward, his immaculate physique slamming against the cold metal grating against his uniform.

Oh my Fucking god I’m cracking up in the break room at work and I’m getting a bunch of looks

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22:13:46 - SSgt. Joshua Edwards: Awwwh
22:13:48 - SSgt. Joshua Edwards: my radio man
22:14:00 - **Sgt. Kyril 'Corpse' Layland exhales.
22:14:07 - SSpc. Daniel 'Dan' Dumont[OOC]: beeourbe
22:14:10 - Sgt. Kyril 'Corpse' Layland[LRR - RADIO]: MOBCOMM THIS IS BANDICOOT 1-1, RADIO CHECK OVER!
22:14:18 - SSpc. Daniel 'Dan' Dumont[OOC]: i need to hit /a joint of grass/ if you know what i mean
22:14:20 - P. F. Kruger[MOBCOMM]: STOP SHOUTING AT ME
22:14:28 - Sgt. Kyril 'Corpse' Layland[LRR - RADIO]: OKAY!

 

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**The lobster shot out some urine, indicating to nearby Lobsters its wish for death as Dumont's cum-shot flew over it's shell, glazing the snack with its new yellow tinge. "Fuck, I love me some lobster," he barked, taking the one that had snapped onto his ass off before throwing it onto the woman. He urined its saddness everywhere.
**The lobsters shame was enjoyed by Dumont, and made worse by the power-range that watched in the distance.

[22:56]
antisocial genocide:
**Arvi lifts his skinny white fist into the air - spreading his fingers out and forming a claw. His lightly packed ham-sandwhich of a cunt on show for Dumont, "I packed lunch for you today." He says, drifting off in his eyes. "I want you to touch my iguana bites."

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8 minutes ago, Tony said:

**The lobster shot out some urine, indicating to nearby Lobsters its wish for death as Dumont's cum-shot flew over it's shell, glazing the snack with its new yellow tinge. "Fuck, I love me some lobster," he barked, taking the one that had snapped onto his ass off before throwing it onto the woman. He urined its saddness everywhere.
**The lobsters shame was enjoyed by Dumont, and made worse by the power-range that watched in the distance.

[22:56]
antisocial genocide:
**Arvi lifts his skinny white fist into the air - spreading his fingers out and forming a claw. His lightly packed ham-sandwhich of a cunt on show for Dumont, "I packed lunch for you today." He says, drifting off in his eyes. "I want you to touch my iguana bites."

This is why Doomba thinks Dumont is a deviant.

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3 hours ago, Tony said:

**The lobster shot out some urine, indicating to nearby Lobsters its wish for death as Dumont's cum-shot flew over it's shell, glazing the snack with its new yellow tinge. "Fuck, I love me some lobster," he barked, taking the one that had snapped onto his ass off before throwing it onto the woman. He urined its saddness everywhere.
**The lobsters shame was enjoyed by Dumont, and made worse by the power-range that watched in the distance.

[22:56]
antisocial genocide:
**Arvi lifts his skinny white fist into the air - spreading his fingers out and forming a claw. His lightly packed ham-sandwhich of a cunt on show for Dumont, "I packed lunch for you today." He says, drifting off in his eyes. "I want you to touch my iguana bites."

I'm vegan, nigga

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21:19:40 - **Rct. Habib Kubecer  does the floss
21:19:43 - Pvt. Peter Quentin: one who die on the field are heros
 

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On 10/3/2018 at 6:03 PM, Tony said:

**The lobster shot out some urine, indicating to nearby Lobsters its wish for death as Dumont's cum-shot flew over it's shell, glazing the snack with its new yellow tinge. "Fuck, I love me some lobster," he barked, taking the one that had snapped onto his ass off before throwing it onto the woman. He urined its saddness everywhere.
**The lobsters shame was enjoyed by Dumont, and made worse by the power-range that watched in the distance.

[22:56]
antisocial genocide:
**Arvi lifts his skinny white fist into the air - spreading his fingers out and forming a claw. His lightly packed ham-sandwhich of a cunt on show for Dumont, "I packed lunch for you today." He says, drifting off in his eyes. "I want you to touch my iguana bites."

I... am not actually sure what I am reading...

 

I'm a little scared.... send help.

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