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Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: I like bugs. They smell good.
Patrick Stevenson: I like fried bug.
Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: I love bugs and chips.
Patrick Stevenson: When they are covered in napalm and screeching in pain.
Patrick Stevenson: Napalm sauce.
Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Lovly!
Patrick Stevenson makes an 'ok' symbol and a cheeky face.
Winking as well.
Patrick Stevenson: Amazing.
Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch nods with a smile and wink
Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Yes.
Patrick Stevenson kisses the tips of his fingers like an italian and then, "Mwah, deliciouso."
Patrick Stevenson: Mama mia.
Jee-un 'Snuggles' Choi: Jesus christ.
Patrick Stevenson: Oh.
Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Perfecto
Patrick Stevenson yells, "PASTA!"
Patrick Stevenson rolls a lame 40
Patrick Stevenson was not tooooo loud.
Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch yells "PASTA!"
Jee-un 'Snuggles' Choi does not get jumped.
Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch rolls a fucking natural 100
Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch was very loud. like a bomb
Jee-un 'Snuggles' Choi jumps back severely, whincing a little.
 A massive boom, of a german asian communist yelling, 'PASTA' could be heard as far as the tech deck.
Patrick Stevenson looks at lick.
Patrick Stevenson: Holy fuck.
09:55:45 - Wewai used /radio. Arguments were Holy shit, are we hit or something?
Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: I was the nuclear alarm in my hometown.

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On 10/14/2018 at 6:39 PM, StevieJr said:

Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: I like bugs. They smell good.
Patrick Stevenson: I like fried bug.
Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: I love bugs and chips.
Patrick Stevenson: When they are covered in napalm and screeching in pain.
Patrick Stevenson: Napalm sauce.
Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Lovly!
Patrick Stevenson makes an 'ok' symbol and a cheeky face.
Winking as well.
Patrick Stevenson: Amazing.
Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch nods with a smile and wink
Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Yes.
Patrick Stevenson kisses the tips of his fingers like an italian and then, "Mwah, deliciouso."
Patrick Stevenson: Mama mia.
Jee-un 'Snuggles' Choi: Jesus christ.
Patrick Stevenson: Oh.
Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Perfecto
Patrick Stevenson yells, "PASTA!"
Patrick Stevenson rolls a lame 40
Patrick Stevenson was not tooooo loud.
Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch yells "PASTA!"
Jee-un 'Snuggles' Choi does not get jumped.
Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch rolls a fucking natural 100
Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch was very loud. like a bomb
Jee-un 'Snuggles' Choi jumps back severely, whincing a little.
 A massive boom, of a german asian communist yelling, 'PASTA' could be heard as far as the tech deck.
Patrick Stevenson looks at lick.
Patrick Stevenson: Holy fuck.
09:55:45 - Wewai used /radio. Arguments were Holy shit, are we hit or something?
Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: I was the nuclear alarm in my hometown.

*gives an 'OK'* That's YES from me.

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*Comes around the corner flanking the man with his Spitfire oriented at him. A bulky big ass Marauder*

08:46:02 - ** Arnold Bobber throws the gun down.
08:46:14 -  Arnold Bobber[YELL]: Nigga, I ain't fightin' you.
08:46:17 - **Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai Keep his gun oriented at the man.
08:46:24 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: Good thinking.

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Came back from work and this was in TS chat:

<19:56:27> "Wyatt Mann": ALMOST SKYCAVE
WEST PANGAEA
BIG OLD TALL ROCK
TRIBE'S FISHING WATER

TRIBES ARE OLD THERE
OLDER THAN TREES
YOUNGER THAN TALL ROCKS
BLOWING LIKE WIND

ROCKY ROADS
TAKE GRUG HOME
TO THE CAVE
GRUG BELONG

WEST PANGAEA
MOUNTAIN MAMMOTH
TAKE GRUG HOME
ROCKY ROADS

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22:54:56 - Lt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards[CH1 - RADIO]: Constantino

22:55:01 - Spc. Thomas 'Helios' Constantinos[CH1 - RADIO]: What.

22:55:01 - Lt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards[CH1 - RADIO]: Protection first.

22:55:13 - Spc. Thomas 'Helios' Constantinos[CH1 - RADIO]: My protection is my pullout game.

 

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11 hours ago, Rook said:

22:54:56 - Lt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards[CH1 - RADIO]: Constantino

22:55:01 - Spc. Thomas 'Helios' Constantinos[CH1 - RADIO]: What.

22:55:01 - Lt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards[CH1 - RADIO]: Protection first.

22:55:13 - Spc. Thomas 'Helios' Constantinos[CH1 - RADIO]: My protection is my pullout game.

 

Hmmmmm

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 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: But sadly my ass was already bought.
 Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Who did that?
 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: So he didn't get any.
 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: She#s called Julia and is my wife.
Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Lucky.
Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: My poor ass.
Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: Yup.

 Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: So you let her peg you.
 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Well.
 **Cpl. Cornelius Zeem stares.
Sgt. Pauline Westervelt: Well- do you?
 Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: You what.
Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: That's not a no?
 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: It's not my ass anymore.
 Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: It's still your ass.
Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Dude.
 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Here name is on it.
 **Cpl. Cornelius Zeem starts laughing.
 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: It's hers.
 Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: That's fucking beta.
Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: Beta-male.
 **Cpl. Cornelius Zeem laughs his ass off.
 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Man you don't know. I'm Omega-Male.
 Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Duuude.
 Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: More like strap-on-male.
Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Oh shit.
 Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: Lube-male.
 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: God please stop.
Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Haha.
 Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: You started this.
 Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: I hope you feel bad.
 

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58 minutes ago, Rook said:

Eugh. Stop tainting my beautiful quotes thread with pre-erp foreplay you Mong.

There was no ERP, it was a fade to black. I don't ERP, and I never want to ERP.

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2 minutes ago, Lalatina said:

Imagine pre Erping on a military role play server in front of everyone to see, only fags do that. *scoffs*

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11:17:37 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Well he had to hide somewhere- and there are no floorboards around here.
11:17:37 -  Teddy Tomes: How does every muslim joke start?
11:17:42 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Allah.
11:17:47 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: No-
11:17:51 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: Please not that.
11:17:51 -  Teddy Tomes: Looking over your shoulder.
11:17:56 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Bu-dum-tis.
11:17:59 -  Teddy Tomes: What's the difference between a vampire and a muslim?
11:18:04 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: What?
11:18:12 -  Teddy Tomes: A vampire at some point stops being bloodthirsty.
11:18:19 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: Oh-
11:18:27 -  Teddy Tomes: What do you call a drunken muslim?
11:18:28 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Here - here, my turn.
11:18:41 -  Teddy Tomes: Mohammered.
11:18:42 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: Ehh...
11:18:50 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: So about a month ago I started an explosive prayer mat company, yeah?
11:18:52 - **Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai Would chuckles at it.. " Good one."
11:19:02 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Prophets are through the roof.
11:19:08 -  Teddy Tomes: Hah.
11:19:09 - **LCpl. William Saint-Claire slapped his knee.
11:19:16 -  Teddy Tomes: What's the most popular show in the Middle East?
11:19:19 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: What?
11:19:23 -  Teddy Tomes: Dora the Exploder.
11:19:28 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: HAH!
11:19:40 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: C'mon keep it going.
11:19:41 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Oh...
11:19:52 -  Teddy Tomes: What do you call a muslim shrink?
11:19:58 -  Teddy Tomes: A terrorpist.
11:20:02 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: A small s-
11:20:18 - **Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai Laughs.. " Oh s- Hahah!"
11:20:20 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: How many jews does it take to screw a lightbulb?
11:20:25 -  Teddy Tomes: How many?
11:21:05 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Four. One to convice them to do it, one to donate the fuckin' bulb, a third to actually screw it in, and a fourth to make a speech stating that the whole Jewish community stands behind the bulb and its teachings.
11:21:36 -  Teddy Tomes: What do you call a muslim woman with an opinion?
11:21:45 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: What?
11:21:54 -  Teddy Tomes: Anything you want she's already been stoned to death.
11:22:04 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Pfffffffff~

11:22:22 -  Teddy Tomes: Did you hear about the muslim party?
11:22:28 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: No.
11:22:32 -  Teddy Tomes: Well it was a blast.
11:22:47 -  Teddy Tomes: What can the Palestinians do to raise the IQ on the West Bank?
11:22:49 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai[LOOC]: OOCly I'm laughing my arse off. XD
11:23:03 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: What?
11:23:06 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: What-
11:23:09 -  Teddy Tomes: Allow Jews in.
 

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