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20:40:21 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire[OOC]: "What's the difference between a Syrian school and an ISIS training field?" "Why the fuck would I know? I just fly the drone, man."
 

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17:41:10 -  A bug[OOC]: Lick places his hand against the cargo container. His back promptly folds like a back poker hand and he collapses and dies.

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21:49:52 - The fallen rock shifts.
21:50:02 - It slides a little further down in the sand.
21:50:05 - Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi[OOC]: its rly a royal in disguse
21:50:06 - Then a little further.
21:50:14 - A huge talon reaches out from behind it.
21:50:23 - Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi[OOC]: ur fuckin seirous? xD i CALLED IT
21:50:24 - 2Spc. Patrick Stevenson[CH1 - RADIO]: Oh fuck, we got a royal.
21:50:29 - Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi[OOC]: I CALLED THAT SHIT
21:50:32 - : OOC Chat has been toggled off
21:50:47 - Knocking its way out from behind the rock face, a royal charges down the sand.
21:50:53 - Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi[LOOC]: im so happy i called that xD
 

 

ik self posting is a sin but this is jsut too good

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Pfc. Cait 'Teddy' Donovan throws the knife at the board.
Rolles a 96

IT HITS THE CENTER!
Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi throws a rock to send it off course.
Rolles a fucking 97

Asahi has dead aim with the rock. Seeing how in his past life he was from an anime about ninjas. It hits the knife throwing it just outside the middle.
Pfc. Cait 'Teddy' Donovan turns around giving Asahi a death glare.
Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi smirks and chuckles a little bit. After receiving the glare he turns back around and casually sips his water.
Pfc. Cait 'Teddy' Donovan resists the urge to attack
rolls an 11

Pfc. Cait 'Teddy' Donovan would slap Asahi in the face. It wasn't nothing bad, just a bitch slap
Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi gets slapped and nods a few times. "Yeah...Ow." He dosen't do much he just keeps nodding and holds his face.

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Pfc. Freddy Pluto takes out his rifle and handles it by the barrel. He uses his golf swing to smack the man in the face.

Rolls 19
Pfc. Freddy Pluto golf swings his rifle and his hands slip. Launching his morita over the cliff.
Pfc. Freddy Pluto: Fuck.

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22:56:10 -  Deputy Dog: Hi.
22:56:11 - Sgt. Raj Rajuvaripeta: May we speak for a moment?
22:56:16 -  Deputy Dog: Of course.
22:56:22 - **Sgt. Raj Rajuvaripeta had a black garbage bag.
 

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4 minutes ago, Silent said:

22:56:10 -  Deputy Dog: Hi.
22:56:11 - Sgt. Raj Rajuvaripeta: May we speak for a moment?
22:56:16 -  Deputy Dog: Of course.
22:56:22 - **Sgt. Raj Rajuvaripeta had a black garbage bag.
 

RIP deputy dog

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03:56:06 - **Maj. Artemisia Harley clorophorms in the name of the federation.
03:56:23 - **3Spc. Rosalind Gatsubashi is chloroformed
03:56:37 - **Maj. Artemisia Harley fondles titty and runs away
 

Since its late

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11 minutes ago, Harvey said:

 Homonculus[YELL]: THIS UNIT WAS PROGRAMMED TO FUCK YOUR ASS.
 

Doombas lost twin brother? 

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02:09:15 - 3Spc. Aoife 'Kansas' York: Range. Are you dead?
02:09:19 - LCpl. Angela P. Clark: Are we allowed to?
02:09:29 - 3Spc. Aoife 'Kansas' York: It's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission.
02:09:42 - LCpl. Angela P. Clark: I don't like that reasoning.
02:09:55 - **2Spc. Ronny 'Retard' RangeA group of 2nd platoon docs is operating Range at the moment, looking with a angry faces at York...
02:09:59 - LCpl. Angela P. Clark: So. Range. How ar-
02:10:06 - **LCpl. Angela P. Clark chuckled
02:10:07 - LCpl. Angela P. Clark: Yup.
02:10:09 - LCpl. Angela P. Clark: Just gonna.
02:10:20 - **LCpl. Angela P. Clark grabbed York, whisking her out
02:10:22 - LCpl. Angela P. Clark: Bye!
02:10:23 - LCpl. Angela P. Clark: Good luck!
02:10:27 - 3Spc. Aoife 'Kansas' York[WHISPER]: <color=105, 105, 215>I don't think they liked the question.
02:10:36 - **3Spc. Aoife 'Kansas' York is dragged away.
02:10:40 - **2Spc. Ronny 'Retard' RangeThe docs return their work...

 

Straight outta logs.

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02:16:46 - Maj. Franco Sorrentino[OOC]: shoutout to the dumb nigger admin who changed my description

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