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1 hour ago, Silent said:

Teamspeak Last Night:

**As a backstory, "The Jew" came into the teamspeak and explained how he was Reserve Army, as an infantryman training to be an "Explosives Master". For those of you who are unaware, the reserves do not offer 69D (EOD). Prior to this, he stated that he went to bootcamp at "HEAT Bootcamp and Personal Training". I called him out on these facts and this was his reply: **

 

If you don't believe I was in the army
I'll send u a picture of me and my AR15
<22:13:02> "Silent": AR-15 isn't a military rifle.
<22:13:12> "Silent": It's a civilian grade rifle.

OOOO LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A MOTHER FUCKER WITH SOME STOLEN VALOR.

 

WHAT A BITCH.

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21:46:27 - Rct. Chloe Kibuka[OOC]: they shot me for trying to do a natgeo special on the octodyke
 

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22:33:28 - **Pvt. Lance Twombly stands up and shoots up the operating room.
22:33:39 - 3Spc. Alysha Karren: Stop that.
22:33:44 - 3Spc. Josip Vulovic: Fucking retard.
22:33:48 - **3Spc. Alysha Karren slaps him, knocking him out.
22:33:49 - Pvt. Lance Twombly: oh my bad
22:33:50 - TSgt. Charlie Scott: Yeah, it's politically insensitive.
 

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i litterally came here to quote that litterally JUST HAPPENED

Just now, nikb said:

22:33:28 - **Pvt. Lance Twombly stands up and shoots up the operating room.
22:33:39 - 3Spc. Alysha Karren: Stop that.
22:33:44 - 3Spc. Josip Vulovic: Fucking retard.
22:33:48 - **3Spc. Alysha Karren slaps him, knocking him out.
22:33:49 - Pvt. Lance Twombly: oh my bad
22:33:50 - TSgt. Charlie Scott: Yeah, it's politically insensitive.
 

 

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Just now, Arrow said:

i litterally came here to quote that litterally JUST HAPPENED

 

IM CRYING

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22:39:56 - **TSgt. Charlie ScottThe trio of lobsters get to work, they unfuck the man's fucked leg, screw it in and do their thing.

22:40:07 - TSgt. Charlie Scott: Good work!
 

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6 minutes ago, nikb said:

22:33:28 - **Pvt. Lance Twombly stands up and shoots up the operating room.
22:33:39 - 3Spc. Alysha Karren: Stop that.
22:33:44 - 3Spc. Josip Vulovic: Fucking retard.
22:33:48 - **3Spc. Alysha Karren slaps him, knocking him out.
22:33:49 - Pvt. Lance Twombly: oh my bad
22:33:50 - TSgt. Charlie Scott: Yeah, it's politically insensitive.
 

also u missed the looc part 

21:32:49 - 3Spc. Josip Vulovic[LOOC]: ur knocked out arrow
21:32:52 - 3Spc. Josip Vulovic[LOOC]: no failrp
21:33:05 - **3Spc. Josip Vulovic pats his head.
21:33:06 - : StevieJr has just disconnected.
21:33:23 - **Pvt. Lance Twombly stands up and shoots up the operating room.
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21:33:35 - 3Spc. Alysha Karren: Stop that.
21:33:40 - 3Spc. Josip Vulovic: Fucking retard.
21:33:43 - **3Spc. Alysha Karren slaps him, knocking him out.
21:33:44 - Pvt. Lance Twombly: oh my bad
21:33:45 - TSgt. Charlie Scott: Yeah, it's politically insensitive.
 

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23:58:04 - Cpl. Lowell Hartwick: Thanks for the cig, sweetie.
23:58:17 -  Salas Milanova: Maybe swing by sometime, when you're not on duty soldier boy.
23:58:27 - Cpl. Lowell Hartwick: I'll try.
23:58:32 - ** Salas Milanova winks, and clicks her tongue PROVOCATIVELY. "Take care."

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01:42:47 - **Pvt. Edward Vang extends his hand, and shakes the Melanoid's palm. "Eddy Vang. I like t'fish and I like t'screw. Sometimes not in that order."
01:42:55 - Pvt. Edward Vang: ...But those fish, man. Something in the water fucked with my stomach.
01:42:59 - Pvt. Edward Vang: Had the runs for a while.
01:42:59 - Pvt. Jared Cousins: Alright!
01:42:59 - Cpl. Lowell Hartwick[LOOC]: MELANOId
01:43:13 - Pvt. Edward Vang[LOOC]: melanin-american

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15:36:03 - 2Lt. Lawrence L. Stubbins[BC]: Crusaders prepare to Seige Constantinople.
15:36:10 - 3Spc. Christopher Miller[BC]: DEUS VULT.
15:36:11 - Cpl. Lowell Hartwick[CH1 - RADIO]: Deus vult.
15:36:12 - 2Lt. Lawrence L. Stubbins[BC]: I mean. Bastards. Briefing Room.
15:36:19 - Cpl. Lowell Hartwick[BC]: For Jerusalem
15:36:32 - Spc. Tzipora 'Action' Bronson[CH1 - RADIO]: Hey, thats my homeland!
15:36:34 - TSgt. Naomi Hawthorne[CH1 - RADIO]: I do like Jerusalem.
 

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12:49:26 - ** Reginald Woolf shakes his head. "She came in, made the withdrawal... only reason I recognise her is 'cause her name was, well"

12:49:28 -  Reginald Woolf: Memorable

12:49:33 -  Reginald Woolf: Also a distinct smell of fish

 

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21:30:40 - Sgt. Jennifer A. Ramsey[OOC]: died because his diapers were full, weighing him down
21:30:46 - Sgt. Jennifer A. Ramsey[OOC]: couldnt run from bogo
21:30:49 - Sgt. Jennifer A. Ramsey[OOC]: boog
 

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13:55:02 - A/Sgt. Lowell 'Bottom' Hartwick[OOC]: 02:16:46 - Maj. Franco Sorrentino[OOC]: shoutout to the dumb nigger admin who changed my description 18:07:44 - **RAdm. A
13:55:03 - A/Sgt. Lowell 'Bottom' Hartwick[OOC]: bind

13:55:30 - 3Spc. Sofia Holloway[OOC]: 13:55:02 - A/Sgt. Lowell 'Bottom' Hartwick[OOC]: 02:16:46 - Maj. Franco Sorrentino[OOC]: shoutout to the dumb nigger admin who changed my description 18:07:44 - **RAdm. A
13:55:33 - 3Spc. Sofia Holloway[OOC]: sorry bind
13:55:41 - Pfc. Oliver Graham[OOC]: 19:55:32 - 3Spc. Sofia Holloway[OOC]: 13:55:02 - A/Sgt. Lowell 'Bottom' Hartwick[OOC]: 02:16:46 - Maj. Franco Sorrentino[OOC]: shoutout to the dumb nigger admin who changed my description 18:07:44 - **RAdm. A
13:55:45 - Pfc. Oliver Graham[OOC]: sorry, binds
13:55:51 - Pfc. Lily Parker[OOC]: 19:55:44 - Pfc. Oliver Graham[OOC]: 19:55:32 - 3Spc. Sofia Holloway[OOC]: 13:55:02 - A/Sgt. Lowell 'Bottom' Hartwick[OOC]: 02:16:46 - Maj. Franco Sorrentino[OOC]: shoutout to the dumb nigger admin who changed my description 18:07:44 - **RAdm. A
13:55:56 - Pfc. Lily Parker[OOC]: sorry binds

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22:49:15 - **Dr. Annie Brewer walks over to the coffee machine, takes the fresh cup, and throws the contents on Larsen.
22:49:17 - Dr. Annie Brewer: Kill me.
22:49:25 - Dr. Annie Brewer: Tired of this place.
22:49:32 - Dr. Annie Brewer: Bently thanks for being a good pal.
22:49:40 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen has coffee thrown over him. It scolds him but he pushes through it.
22:49:47 - Gen. Brian C. Larsen: Knife.
22:49:50 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen stares at Bently
22:49:57 - Dr. Annie Brewer: Give it to the man.
22:50:01 - Dr. Annie Brewer: The nonce.
22:50:09 - **Maj. Sebastian Bently blinked a few times, looking over to the scene and then to Larsen. He looked to Brewer for a brief moment, then offered over the knife.
22:50:19 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen takes the knife. He strolls straight up to Brewer and stabs her in the fucking throat.
22:50:19 - **Dr. Annie Brewer smiles at Bently.
22:50:22 - 2Spc. Christopher Miller[OOC]: i love the implications of this
22:50:25 - **Dr. Annie Brewer fucking dies.
22:50:53 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen follows her on the way down, stabbing her repeatedly in the throat, the face - stab, stab, stab, stab. A pool of blood begins to form around her limp body.
22:51:24 - **Maj. Sebastian Bently takes another long sip of his drink, staring for a few moments before looking back. "Drink, sir?" He'd ask, hearing the stabbing sounds behind him.
22:52:14 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen rotates his wrist around. He stares into her cold lifeless eyes - before playing the tip of the blade against the base of her throat. Slowly - in a manner that is both gorey and horrifying - he slides the blade through her throat, up through the base of her skull.
22:52:35 - : Lizgflynn's character, Annie Brewer has been PK'd
 

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On 2/9/2019 at 11:54 PM, Lizgflynn said:

22:49:15 - **Dr. Annie Brewer walks over to the coffee machine, takes the fresh cup, and throws the contents on Larsen.
22:49:17 - Dr. Annie Brewer: Kill me.
22:49:25 - Dr. Annie Brewer: Tired of this place.
22:49:32 - Dr. Annie Brewer: Bently thanks for being a good pal.
22:49:40 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen has coffee thrown over him. It scolds him but he pushes through it.
22:49:47 - Gen. Brian C. Larsen: Knife.
22:49:50 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen stares at Bently
22:49:57 - Dr. Annie Brewer: Give it to the man.
22:50:01 - Dr. Annie Brewer: The nonce.
22:50:09 - **Maj. Sebastian Bently blinked a few times, looking over to the scene and then to Larsen. He looked to Brewer for a brief moment, then offered over the knife.
22:50:19 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen takes the knife. He strolls straight up to Brewer and stabs her in the fucking throat.
22:50:19 - **Dr. Annie Brewer smiles at Bently.
22:50:22 - 2Spc. Christopher Miller[OOC]: i love the implications of this
22:50:25 - **Dr. Annie Brewer fucking dies.
22:50:53 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen follows her on the way down, stabbing her repeatedly in the throat, the face - stab, stab, stab, stab. A pool of blood begins to form around her limp body.
22:51:24 - **Maj. Sebastian Bently takes another long sip of his drink, staring for a few moments before looking back. "Drink, sir?" He'd ask, hearing the stabbing sounds behind him.
22:52:14 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen rotates his wrist around. He stares into her cold lifeless eyes - before playing the tip of the blade against the base of her throat. Slowly - in a manner that is both gorey and horrifying - he slides the blade through her throat, up through the base of her skull.
22:52:35 - : Lizgflynn's character, Annie Brewer has been PK'd
 

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On 1/29/2019 at 1:24 AM, Silent said:

Teamspeak Last Night:

**As a backstory, "The Jew" came into the teamspeak and explained how he was Reserve Army, as an infantryman training to be an "Explosives Master". For those of you who are unaware, the reserves do not offer 69D (EOD). Prior to this, he stated that he went to bootcamp at "HEAT Bootcamp and Personal Training". I called him out on these facts and this was his reply: **

 

If you don't believe I was in the army
I'll send u a picture of me and my AR15
<22:13:02> "Silent": AR-15 isn't a military rifle.
<22:13:12> "Silent": It's a civilian grade rifle.

Ban is fake ass 

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[1:20 PM] Lilypad: Arent we all?
[1:20 PM] Lilypad: Married I mean
[1:20 PM] Lilypad: The amount of married men Ive slept with

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16:07:03 - FLt. Aranea Saint-Laurent[CH1 - RADIO]: Wasn't Icarly that dude that had wings that melted because he was too close to the sun.
16:07:11 - WO. Arryn Falco[CH1 - RADIO]: Icarus.
16:07:17 - WO. Arryn Falco[CH1 - RADIO]: That's Icarus, Ma'am.

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14:57:21 - Lt. Naomi Hawthorne[CH1 - RADIO]: -*Sounds of fumbling*- Location, Sergeant?
14:57:48 - TSgt. Charlie Scott[CH1 - RADIO]: *Sounds of splashing* Help.
 

 

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