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El Excellente

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  1. looking at all this erp we might just need prosthetic dicks
  2. i'm on loa bite me also i'm not fixing animals you freak
  3. thats because every lance corporal with a glimpse of power jumps up at the thought of exerting power and being somewhat in the right
  4. these would actually be super easy to make and easy to maintain
  5. nobody even cares about fleet
  6. hardly https://cl.ly/0O2A2d070S2b
  7. Here's what a few shades of brown could look like. https://cl.ly/161C3Y403j2Z
  8. I think we should restrict the camo uniforms to sep-missions only, simply because aliens don't care about camo. I'm willing to argue the snow uniform because a) it may look cool b) we can say its icly insulated/warmer w/e We have black uniforms for intel/fleet already.
  9. We could also use this opportunity for hazing. Retard of the week gets these: https://cl.ly/1S26443e2U1l
  10. With the recent release of the new batch of models, I also included some camos to the uniforms. We were first skeptical about their use and thought "meh, theyre nice to have". From what I gathered now, the first few days after launch, they were recepted overwhelmingly positive. The first thing you usually see when joining is 10 people infront of a camera setting their camos up. Literally, theres so many cameras at spawn, you'd think we're shooting an orgy Anyway, with this in mind, I thought, "why not add more?" I could easily create a new addon for use with PAC which seperates all the bodyparts into small bits you can later put together in PAC. So instead of having full models again, there'd be just a pants model you can easily bonemerge. There'd be a torso model, and you can use whatever fucking head you like. From a technical standpoint, this is much easier than adding full models again and also allows me to use more textures (up to 64 materials on just the pants!). You would even be able to choose the colour of the vest; the downside being you have to be somewhat good with PAC (atleast to the extent where you know how to load in the model, bonemerge it and hide your own playermodel.) But the real question is, do we really want more camos? I feel like the more we add, the more we're going away from the Starship Troopers setting, rendering the iconic grey uniforms unused and useless. How snowflaky is this going to turn out? I can make all kinds of camos and colour variations and this is 100% likely to cause every single Private to use a different set of camouflages/colours and whatnot. There will be a distinct lack of uniformity unless we're somehow regulating this (and knowing archer, this will be regulated..) Thoughts?
  11. Best of Matene, according to the quotes thread
  12. False! You have to select your character many times. many. times.
  13. my favourite done done done done done done who done
  14. Kaua e mate wheke mate ururoa Name: Wauri Matene Weight: 224 Lbs Height: 6.0 Homeworld: Qetesh, Beta Scorpii System. Religious dedication: Tūmatauenga Mental Illnesses: None Mental State: Sane Habits & Hobbies: Attend and care for trophies. Morale: ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ Dead not dead Strength: 20/20 Dexterity: 7/20 Constitution: 8/20 Intelligence: 5/20 Wisdom: 13/20 Charisma: 90/20 Combat Rating: 15/10 Personal Relationships: Respected|Not so Respected|Not Respected|Useless|Dinner|Indifferent Wauri Matene - Matene likes hearing Matene talk about Matene. Matene! Robert Shaw - Used to be wise master of our Infantry. Matene thinks he issued the right orders most of the time. Brian Charles Larsen - Respectable commander of people with a certain presence, although he seems to be missing a penis. He is very merciful to people and I think I can still learn a lot from him Laurel Grey - Cultured and understanding, she was a woman of class. Garret Swift - Not as dead as I am Naomi Vond - In times of peace, you must be peaceful. In times of evil, you must be evil. She has finally grown to understand this but once again she left us. Cannot even blame her. Frank Esposito - Weird person. Although I like his style; he brings a machete into combat. E.E. Bellic - On a sheet I submitted to Sorrentino I envisioned her as Sergeant. Met her expectations and isn't dead yet. Matene happy. Aphelion Dominica - Same as Bellic, except she's mistaking the glorious Infantry for a ballet class. Not as hesitant on executing orders, however. Faithfully loyal servant when it comes to discipline and order, and I can't deny but enjoy interrupting so called "sex" among subordinate Troopers with her. Cullen Bohannon - He was retarded, but good cannon fodder. Did his job as such as he jumped on a grenade. I wanted to turn him into a Sergeant at some point but the only thing he could command was a grenade who was about to bust his gut wide open. Annabelle Bohannon - The least incestuous of the three. I dubbed her Hard-Knoxx because she beat Knoxx in the 'battle of the bitches', the fight of whoever wasn't touched by their fathers but their creepy uncles at night. Daisy Bailey - She would be somewhat close to being a decent human being if she wasn't a marauder and shagging her subordinates. I haven't seen her in a while. Maybe she got transferred because she slept with everyone but me? Silas Ren - Extremely mouthy and squishy. One second she's telling you to 'shut up', the next second she's crying in some dark corner because you yelled at her. This person clearly faked their age to join the glorious Mobile Infantry. Cannot blame her for that. Everyone wants to be infantry. But she is clearly a kid in a men's world. Nikolai Vasily Dimov - I don't think he has been to war before. Recently I learned he conspired with a mutineer. I'm going to kill this man the next time I see him on a battlefield. Jon Paul Bohannon - Incestuous cunt who is even too stupid to be somewhat important in the least important faction in the entire Federation. Jacqueline Martin - Happened to have fucked with Dimov. Guilty of treason and not even punished for it! How can this be? Blade Strzalka - Decent Infantryman if I remember correctly. Could be a Lance if he was around more. Juan Pablo - I don't know who this is. Sounds like some filthy janitor. If so; atleast they're doing their job. Michelle Cooper - I don't think I've talked to her much. All I really know is she's fucking the marine, Poulsen? Christensen? Can't blame him. She has a huge rack. I'd stow my spear in there. Trey Winters - I know I'm supposed to know this guy but I don't. I think he lead the yellowjackets and some point. Matene's Diary
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    yessir will do sir ok sir yessir
  16. you know nothing thom snow
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