El Excellente

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[A small excerpt from ,Federation Today!' as the Admiral of the Sixth Fleet is not paying the full subscription price monthly...] A hypothesis by Prof. Dr. Dr. Henry Chambers, Astronomy, Astrology and Ecological Studies, Clemmerson University, Zegama Beach. With the Earth finding an early demise, we have been offered a great chance at a new beginning. It has been shown before, again and again that nothing stands in humanity's way. Earth was already considered to be doomed after the great war. The Disorders did not go lightly on Earth, destroying not only the vast surface but also minimizing arable land. Project Schweitzer proved that this could not stop humanity however. Restoring Earth to almost what it was before and living in a status quo ever since then, it is my theory that Earth could become again the 'blue' (and green) planet. The status quo was good enough for humans to live on Earth, but it was not good enough from an ecological view. Earth was a habitable world, but not a hospitable one. We have seen it work on Zegama Beach, an attack so devastating it struck our all hearts. Zegama Beach, almost destroyed in the First Bug War, is now a lot more than a place to visit for holidays occasionally: it is a fully fledged, sprawling colony doing their part to the Federation. It has emerged from the brink of death and is now a 'star' amongst the colonies. It's unclear to me why this should not happen to Terra aswell. The Progenitors have laid waste to Earth, sure, but humanity needs their crown jewels back. Humanity needs a symbol, and it cannot be Iskander. Iskander is a farming colony, a workers planet, it is not and cannot be the seat of government. The motto of the Federation has almost always been "Service Guarantees Citizenship" - not "Lay down your hoes and vote". In order for Terra to become a green and blue planet once again, I suggest we utilize what we have been given by the Progenitors. While Earth is currently almost uninhabited, we should, unlike earlier attempts such as during the Disorders, where civilization has kept on sprawling, concentrate the population to key urban areas and locations. This allows humanity on Earth to rise once again and the planetary surface gets a breather. The lungs of the Earth need to be restored. Naturally, Earth's capital should now be Aberdeen, or, depending on the state of the region, Glasgow. It was never clear to me why of all places it has been moved to Geneva. One major colony could lie in Paris. Almost central european, well climatized, surrounded by arable land and an acceptable suggestion for former europeans. It is the ideal main-stay for the people. Astrakhan would be the second european colony for the easterners. It has an ideal location by the former Caspian Sea, well climatized, arable land. Lagos should be one of the places targetted in Africa; it is by the sea and offers solid living conditions. Benghazi or Juba could offer secondary targets. The former Northern American states all offer equal opportunities, but the east coast is to be preferred due to proximity to the other main targets. New Haven might be a climately sound choice. Southern American target would be Paramaribo or Panama City. Anything southward of that is simply unworkable due to nuclear- or progenitorwastelands. Asia is a difficult target because vast landstrips were still in bad order from the Disorders; what has not been destroyed then has been (naturally) destroyed by the Progenitors. Tianjin and Darwin could be two asiatic locations.

I'm sorry to inform you that the events on the 15th will be cancelled just like they were on the 8th. This is due to me having an exam on saturday 16th at 8am. I might run something on thursday, I might not. Friday the 22nd will be as usual.

it makes it double gay cuz men on men are playing girl on girl

man, next ur telling me those who play female characters aren't actually girls IRL

We've asked 100 Troopers, what do we have enough of on the ship? Lesbians! ding ding ding

all out of interesting characters

Federal Sports Network - 2298 Season Titles FSN awards are fictional. FSN awards are not affiliated with official FJL Honors, Season Awards, Season Records or any other FJL trademark. FSN Passing Offense of the Year: Pallas Purple Rage FSN Season Slinger: Irving Adams Pallas Purple Rage (Best QB Rating, Most Attempts/Completions, 4th Best Completion Percentage, Most passing yards, 2nd most Yards Per Attempt, Most Passing Touchdowns, Most games with 300+ Yards Passing) FSN Rushing Offense of the Year: Alpha Centauri Centurions FSN Rusher of the Year: LaDorian Rivers ("Big Black") Alpha Centauri Centurions (2nd most rushing attempts, 1st Rushing Yards, 1st Yards per Carry, 2nd Rushing Touchdowns, T-1st 100+ Yards Rushing Games) FSN Wormhole Award: Brian Clyfford Pallas Purple Rage (1st Receptions, 1st Receiving Yards, 11th Yards per Catch, 1st Receiving Touchdowns, 1st in Targets, 1st 100+ Receiving Games) FSN Wideout Award: Alapa'i Keoni Zegama Beach Barracudas (18th Receptions, 6th Receiving Yards, 1st Yards per Reception, T-20th Receiving Touchdowns, 3rd 100+ Yard Games ) FSN Butterfinger Award: Diego Braun Castillo Colonials - 23 Dropped passes FSN Ballhawk Award: Gerrard Cord Shoreridge III Mightycocks (1st Interceptions, 1st Pass Defense Percentage, 8th Passes Defended) FSN Hitting Machine: Courtney Wuagneux Samson Admirals - 113 Tackles 34 Assists FSN Lineman of the Year: Berend Roseman Alpha Centauri Centurions (1st Key Run Blocks, 4th Key Run Opportunities, 2nd Pancake Blocks) FSN Cheese of the Year: Rhohan Commandos 64 Sacks allowed FSN Returner of the Year: Tommy Lacerte Alpha Centauri Centurions (2nd Punt Return Yards, T-2nd Punt Return TDs) FSN Most Valuable Player: LaDorian Rivers Alpha Centauri Centurions - 138 points scored - T-4th in FJL, T-1st non-kicker. 2nd Yards from Scrimmage. FSN Workhorse Award: Torsten Kirkegaard Hathor Avalanche (2938 All-Purpose Yards. 4th Rushing Attempts, 3rd Rushing Yards, 2nd Yards per Carry, 1st Rushing TDs, 3rd 100+ yds games, 9th Kickoff Return yds, T-1st Points Scored (non-kicker), 3rd Yards from Scrimmage)

2298 - 2299 Regular Season Individual (single-season) Records As this is the first season after the merger, there are no comparison values. All values are from the 2298-2299 season. Official data by the Federal Jumpball League. FSN takes no credit or guarantees correctness. Quarterback Records Quarterback Rating Record Team Year Irving Adams 103.8 Pallas 2298 Adamos Martis 103.2 Leda 2298 Stuart King 97.2 Zegama Beach 2298 Pass Attempts Record Team Year Irving Adams 657 Pallas 2298 Trenton Alexander 653 Epsilon Prime 2298 Dimitar Sprostranov 632 Wiaria 2298 Pass Completions Record Team Year Irving Adams 448 Pallas 2298 Dimitar Sprostranov 406 Wiaria 2298 Trenton Alexander 385 Epsilon Prime 2298 Completion Percentage Record Team Year Wyatt Chmura 71.1 Sanctuary 2298 Adamos Martis 70.9 Leda 2298 Stuart King 69.6 Zegama Beach 2298 Passing Yards Record Team Year Irving Adams 5,246 Pallas 2298 Dimitar Sprostranov 4,082 Wiaria 2298 Adamos Martis 4,044 Leda 2298 Yards per Pass Attempt Record Team Year Adamos Martis 8.06 Leda 2298 Irving Adams 7.98 Pallas 2298 Stuart King 7.96 Zegama Beach 2298 Passing Touchdowns Record Team Year Irving Adams 48 Pallas 2298 Stuart King 31 Zegama Beach 2298 Adamos Martis 29 Leda 2298 Times Sacked Record Team Year Brayden Witt 64 Rhohan 2298 Phil Burroughs 60 Caralon 2298 Trenton Alexander 59 Epsilon Prime 2298 300+ Yards Passing Record Team Year Irving Adams 10 Pallas 2298 Stuart King 5 Zegama Beach 2298 Dimitar Sprostranov 4 Wiaria 2298 Running Back Records Rushing Attempts Record Team Year Damarko Carr 365 Sanctuary 2298 LaDorian Rivers 355 Alpha Centauri 2298 Lester Barlow 338 Zegama Beach 2298 Rushing Yards Record Team Year LaDorian Rivers 1,820 Alpha Centauri 2298 Damarko Carr 1,756 Sanctuary 2298 Torsten Kirkegaard 1,691 Hathor 2298 Yards per Carry Record Team Year LaDorian Rivers 5.13 Alpha Centauri 2298 Torsten Kirkegaard 5.03 Hathor 2298 Frank Lewis 4.86 Claudius I 2298 Rushing Touchdowns Record Team Year Torsten Kirkegaard 20 Hathor 2298 LaDorian Rivers 19 Alpha Centauri 2298 Lester Barlow 12 Zegama Beach 2298 100 Yards Rushing Games Record Team Year LaDorian Rivers 10 Alpha Centauri 2298 Damarko Carr 10 Sanctuary 2298 Torsten Kirkegaard 7 Hathor 2298 Receiver Records Receptions Record Team Year Brian Clyfford 134 Pallas 2298 Vassos Leontiou 113 Leda 2298 Dimitrij Damjanovski 106 Wiaria 2298 Receiving Yards Record Team Year Brian Clyfford 1,766 Pallas 2298 Vassos Leontiou 1,382 Leda 2298 Clement Hopkins 1,313 Shoreridge III 2298 Yards per Reception Record Team Year Alapa'i Keoni 14.39 Zegama Beach 2298 Makarios Giorgiou 14.23 Leda 2298 Hardy Anderson 14.23 Faxx 2298 Receiving Touchdowns Record Team Year Brian Clyfford 16 Pallas 2298 Aelfward Badby 11 Pallas 2298 Gabriel Toussaint 10 Zegama Beach 2298 Targeted Passes Record Team Year Brian Clyfford 208 Pallas 2298 Clement Hopkins 188 Shoreridge III 2298 Devan Greene 174 Arcadia 2298 Passes Dropped Record Team Year Diego Braun 23 Castillo 2298 Allen Schweigert 14 Epsilon Prime 2298 Devan Greene 13 Arcadia 2298 100 Yards Receiving Record Team Year Brian Clyfford 8 Pallas 2298 Vassos Leontiou 6 Leda 2298 Alapa'i Keoni 5 Zegama Beach 2298 Defensive Records Passes Defensed Record Team Year Wesley Harding 24 Sanctuary 2298 Clement Hawkins 19 Shoreridge III 2298 Magnus Hroarsson 17 Hathor 2298 Interceptions Record Team Year Gerrard Cord 10 Shoreridge III 2298 Victor Bjerg 9 Hathor 2298 Sampson Rowdon 7 Alpha Centauri 2298 Pass Defense Percentage Record Team Year Gerrard Cord 90.4 Shoreridge III 2298 Wesley Harding 88.4 Sanctuary 2298 Sampson Rowdon 88.3 Alpha Centauri 2298 Tackles Record Team Year Courtney Wuagneux 113 Samson 2298 Weston Dawkins 112 Roku San 2298 Sammy Brocklebank 111 Arcadia 2298 (Tackle) Assists Record Team Year Ralph Methe 47 Elixaeberna 2298 Sydney File 42 Epsilon Prime 2298 Sammy Brocklebank 42 Arcadia 2298 QB Sacks Record Team Year Cees van Soelen 18.5 Alpha Centauri 2298 Lewi Kaila 18.0 Zegama Beach 2298 Casper Truelsen 15.0 Hathor 2298 QB Hurries Record Team Year Leeshawn Lynch 22 Sanctuary 2298 Lewi Kaila 20 Zegama Beach 2298 Austin Williamson 20 Castus 2298 Blocked Passes Record Team Year Jonah Meadows 7 Pallas 2298 Da'jonte Wilkerson 6 Faraway 2298 Griffin Burnett 6 Arcadia 2298 Special Teams Records Field Goals Record Team Year Artie Weidner 37 Venad 4 2298 Jim Ambrose 37 Hathor 2298 Bryant Michaelson 34 Zegama Beach 2298 Punt Return Yards Record Team Year Da'rion Joseph 1,030 Faraway 2298 Tommy Lacerte 780 Alpha Centauri 2298 Evan McCarty 648 Zegama Beach 2298 Punt Return TDs Record Team Year Cornelius DeRoy 2 Boot Hill 2298 Marcus Sweeney 2 Karrus 2298 Wes Schott 2 Scarvis 2298 Kickoff Return Yards Record Team Year Vassos Leontiou 1,171 Leda 2298 Cornell Lovemore 1,029 Karrus 2298 Phillip Wiggins 1,029 Percival 2298 Kickoff Return TDs Record Team Year Jeremiah Bohnanon 2 Shoreridge III 2298 Vassos Leontiou 1 Leda 2298 Tre Harrelson 1 Cassandra 2298 Offensive Line Records Key Run Blocks Record Team Year Berend Roseman 53 Alpha Centauri 2298 Edgar Schary 44 Zegama Beach 2298 Dennis Allen 43 Alpha Centauri 2298 Key Run Opportunities Record Team Year Seymour Florez 125 Claudius I 2298 Artie Apold 119 Iskander 2298 Edgar Schary 111 Zegama Beach 2298 Pancake Blocks Record Team Year Seymour Florez 13 Claudius I 2298 Berend Roseman 9 Alpha Centauri 2298 Artie Apold 5 Iskander 2298 Offensive Records Points Scored Record Team Year Bryant Michaelson 154 Zegama Beach 2298 Jim Ambrose 154 Hathor 2298 Chris Keith 152 Alpha Centauri 2298 Yards from Scrimmage Record Team Year Damarko Carr 2,433 Sanctuary 2298 LaDorian Rivers 2,226 Alpha Centauri 2298 Torsten Kirkegaard 2,110 Hathor 2298 All-Purpose Yards Record Team Year Torsten Kirkegaard 2,938 Hathor 2298 Vassos Leontiou 2,553 Leda 2298 Cornell Lovemore 2,525 Karrus 2298

most people play characters that portray themselves and they're perfect beings who don't sweat

well u seem to be the only one having fun doing /me pants during missions

Soo.... nobody?

until i summon the ice blue dragon and exodia's arm

inb4 we turn sparring into some kind of "yu gi oh!" duel where my 80 /roll deals 80 damage but your defensive roll of 70 negates it to 10 so you still have 90 HP left

With the ever lasting threats of war and the moving frontlines, the FJL has to remain flexible. Some places are simply not safe enough anymore for civilians and citizens to enjoy a jumpball match at. Even though arenas are heavily guarded by Mobile Infantry elements, revenue from certain planets has dropped. Additionally, Earth simply is humanity's home and deserves a Jumpball team, which is why league officials have decided to relocate a jumpball team to Earth. As a thank you for your service, all Federal Service Members originating from Earth are allowed to cast their vote on what the new franchise should be called!

what did you expect lol

//: Drop Lead: J. Ramsey //: Second In Command: Bradley Tanner //: Squad Leaders: Bradley Tanner //: Wounded In Action (W.I.A.): -/- //: Killed In Action (K.I.A.): -/- //: Notable Acts:-/- //: Mission Summary: Infantry deployed to Scarvis to eliminate bugholes and make progress in taking land. Local PDF has been secured/rescued from a rooftop.

my goodness if i cared about people who don't like me we wouldn't have any cool things on sstrp right now am i right @StevieJr @Medic @KeiAgo @Deckers @Jinny @OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz y'all need to stop being such petty teenagers

real dads have jaws and fingers

//: NCO in charge: J. Ramsey //: Time and Date of session: 01/02/2299 //: Type of Training Session: MILACTS wargames //: Notable Acts: Pvt. Tanner promoted to LCPL for winning three times in a row.

@Randynand

Within 6 days, this program saw the rise of 1 character to Corporal and 1 character to Lance Corporal - a character created (recruit) on the 24th of January ( 2019-01-24 08:49:57.0).

just create a new character

With the regular season now being over, we advance into the first round of the FJL-Playoffs. Winning teams from the Wildcard Round will advance to the Conference Semifinals, where they will meet Zegama Beach or Sanctuary (AC) and Wiaria or Hathor (NC) respectively. From there, you will advance to the Conference finals and then you shall play for galactic glory. Wild Card Playoff Round Leda Lakemonsters 32 A.Martis 24-40-288, F.Alekou 12-76, M.Giorgiou 4-103 at Pallas Purple Rage 48 I.Adams 24-30-342, A.Marshall 14-88, B.Clyfford 9-148 Faxx Fury 20 P.Houshmandzadeh 16-31-204, M.Washburn 21-92, J.Garay 3-46 at Faraway Falcons 15 B.Roberson 23-41-158, L.Saouda 19-69, D.Crabtree 5-45 Roku San Brigadiers 13 J.Walker 9-15-92, J.Meier 20-73, A.Schultz 3-55 at Alpha Centauri Centurions 59 K.Trudeau 17-23-136, L.Rivers 18-99, T.Lacerte 5-44 Trappist Titans 27 J.Meadows 19-27-240, S.Domingo 13-31, B.Barrett 6-106 at Venad 4 Raiders 7 L.Clements 26-38-243, C.Weis 21-70, G.Turnbull 6-77

AC North W L T Pct PF PA Conf Div Sanctuary Sabercats 16 0 0 1.000 400 143 12-0 6-0 Sarns III Smashers 8 8 0 .500 301 354 6-6 3-3 Arcadia Bandits 5 11 0 .313 228 319 3-9 2-4 Elixaeberna Bluedevils 5 11 0 .313 253 361 4-8 1-5 AC South W L T Pct PF PA Conf Div Pallas Purple Rage 11 5 0 .688 521 356 8-4 4-2 Roku San Brigadiers (WC) 10 6 0 .625 316 276 7-5 4-2 Pizarro Phantoms 5 11 0 .313 201 329 3-9 2-4 Castillo Colonials 5 11 0 .313 234 367 4-8 2-4 AC East W L T Pct PF PA Conf Div Zegama Beach Barracudas 15 1 0 .938 476 195 11-1 6-0 Leda Lakemonsters (WC) 11 5 0 .688 443 332 8-4 3-3 Samson Admirals 6 10 0 .375 199 279 3-9 2-4 Rhohan Commandos 2 14 0 .125 160 339 2-10 1-5 AC West W L T Pct PF PA Conf Div Alpha Centauri Centurions 14 2 0 .875 458 213 10-2 6-0 Karrus Centaurs 8 8 0 .500 341 307 7-5 4-2 Iskander Imperials 7 9 0 .438 256 348 3-9 0-6 Claudius I Crusaders 6 10 0 .375 226 311 5-7 2-4 NC North W L T Pct PF PA Conf Div Hathor Avalanche 13 3 0 .813 412 207 10-2 5-1 Faxx Fury (WC) 11 5 0 .688 392 235 10-2 4-2 Epsilon Prime Privateers 6 10 0 .375 234 356 5-7 2-4 Percival Prowlers 4 12 0 .250 188 351 3-9 1-5 NC South W L T Pct PF PA Conf Div Faraway Falcons 8 8 0 .500 265 218 6-6 4-2 Shoreridge III Mightycocks 7 9 0 .438 272 283 5-7 3-3 Castus Conquerers 6 10 0 .375 186 307 4-8 3-3 Tango Urilla Dusters 4 12 0 .250 167 320 3-9 2-4 NC East W L T Pct PF PA Conf Div Wiaria Argonauts 12 4 0 .750 422 322 9-3 4-2 Trappist Titans (WC) 10 6 0 .625 250 234 7-5 5-1 Cassandra Critters 7 9 0 .438 241 252 7-5 2-4 Scarvis Stars 2 14 0 .125 222 385 1-11 1-5 NC West W L T Pct PF PA Conf Div Venad 4 Raiders 12 4 0 .750 287 190 10-2 5-1 Cordelia Cyclones 8 8 0 .500 243 279 6-6 4-2 Boot Hill Hillbillies 8 8 0 .500 326 276 6-6 2-4 Caralon Comets 4 12 0 .250 197 273 4-8 1-5