MasterMedicMan

"sonny, i've been shit slickin since before you was even an idear"

Name: DABY, SCOTT M. Rank: LCPL. Item(s) requested: RPD ROLL PAPER 24CT (x5); RPD FLTR 10CT (x12); RPD SNAP LIGHTER (x1); RIP-IT ORG 6PK (x2).

can i get uhhhh horrendous recoil control pls

Welcome Aboard. Bark at a medic to get you inducted. -hwgb ps. also add me on steam. not dex the real me. @MasterMedicMan im u but stronger kidding @hewhogrillsbears

they should make cockthrottling each other's assholes illegal between the ranks oh wait edit: inb4 "welL ACkShuALLY THE cAPTAIN SaiD IT WAS OkAY"

it's the sst RPG rulebook

go fuck yourself faggot i don't have the original photo

the thread is fucking 2.5 days dead give it a rest unless you've got a QuOTE bUDDY

APPLICATION - - OOC SECTION - Steam Name: Dex Steam I.D.: STEAM_1:0:38034201 Length of time on the Server: like a long time minus a few hiatuses Length of time RPing: before you buddy Time-Zone: EST How active are you?: pretty active Is this character already active on the Server?: yes but applications weren't - What is your backstory that would make you believe that your character was a Psychic? OR Why would the Federation believe you were a Psychic as a child?: Daby's date of enlistment was right around the beginning of the invasion of Earth. As with any recruit, he was screened for psychic aptitude and passed the exam. Poor logistics management, given the intensity of the war, resulted in muddled the records. Now that there's been a lull in the overall conflict, records have since been reviewed and Daby transferred to where he belongs. Write out a situation in which you would have to use one of your abilities?: In the case of a violent crime aboard a large vessel or area of operations with little-to-no evidence, numerous suspects and a massive margin of error, psychometric reading of a living victim or perhaps even a corpse might be useful in finding a perpetrator. An example of this is as follows: A trooper suffers from a severe case of hazing in which he's left beaten and battered, and for the medics to clean up. Upon treatment, the senior medic assigned to the trooper's case reports the incident to military police, which prompts them to launch an investigation once an official report is made. Private Doe was initially questioned, but was not able to make out names or faces of his assailants. All of Private Doe's section is interviewed in an attempt to isolate suspected troopers and garner potential motive. Unfortunately for Private Doe, all troopers interviewed have alibis that match the specified time frames and events, and little motive for the case is found. It is determined to be hazing, but the severe nature of the attack prompted further investigation. Provided the lack of evidence and the matching stories, and the lack of physical description, a psychic attached to the platoon is called in an attempt to recall the event through psychometry. Through thorough analysis, a Lance Corporal and two Private First-Classes are identified and convicted of assault and battery, and are subsequently lashed and dishonourably discharged. --- - IC Section - Name: DABY, SCOTT M. Age: 19. D.O.B.: APR. 17, 2279. Sex: M. Physical Description: A tall, well-built, blue-eyed Scotsman with an ecto-mesomorphic frame. Always wears a cigarette on his lip. - If Applicable - Current Rank: LCpl. Education History: Primary and secondary schooling, signals training. Criminal Record: None. Employment History: None. Service Record: 11mo's active duty.

you right

because your corporal and another corporal and a master-specialist decided it was a good idea to have a mental breakdown and almost start a fist-fight while we were getting swarmed by bugs

01:11:58 - LCpl. Jason Marsh: Hey Private, why don't you go put that armor up? 01:12:12 - Pvt. Scott Daby: 'ey Lance, why don't'chae go fuck yersel'? 01:12:47 - LCpl. Jason Marsh: It's kinda hard to put my own dick up my own ass. 01:12:55 - LCpl. Jason Marsh: But I'll be sure to work on it. 01:13:02 - Pvt. Scott Daby: Yeh' sure managed tae fit yer' heed in there quite well. 01:13:14 - **LCpl. Jason Marsh does a mocking laugh. 01:13:21 - LCpl. Jason Marsh: Ooh nice one Private. 01:13:34 - LCpl. Jason Marsh: Guess that's why my hair's brown isn't it? 01:13:37 - Pvt. Scott Daby: Aye, nice it wiz', 'till yeh' got all fuckin' gay 'boot it. 01:13:52 - LCpl. Jason Marsh: You're the one told me to go fuck myself. 01:13:58 - LCpl. Jason Marsh: You pretty much asked for it. 01:14:22 - Pvt. Scott Daby: Ah' think yer' jis' projectin' yer' sick fantasies oan tae me, an' ah'm no' havin' any part o' it. i'm also aware that posting your own quotes is sin but pls forgive me

i don't know if i still count but Staff Sergeant Arvi Kjellbörne -- played on xalphox's PFO like a year or two ago

no dude she just doesn't miss leg day

private max smith gets banished to the shadow realm, july 21st 2298 max smith in his final moments before being banished "y'all seein this shit"

i miss those days but only a little bit

accloopted but will probably have to work way back up ladder

I miss Abroadhawk and Dooby.

i'll do you one better

you're both good to go -- bug me to train if i don't immediately

yes yes yes

accepted too, provided you don't disappear

you're accepted, bug me for faction transfer @ dahlstrom