23:44:15 - **Pvt. Richard Johnson is the result of 13 billion years of progress of the universe, starting with a huge explosion at the beginning of time. This was when dust began to consolidate and form atoms and elements, which eventually combined together to form stars. This happened over a couse of billions of years.
23:46:47 - Eventually, rocks formed in the universe, consolidating together around points of gravity. These formed what we now know as planets. After another few billion years, the Earth was created, which at the current time was a molten ball of rock and metal. However, through crashing space debris, water was released into the open sky. This formed the atmosphere, and the Earth began to cool.
23:48:39 - Clouds began to form, causing rain to fall until the entire world became an ocean. After a few more million years, fish and water bugs began to form, usually living around geothermal vents at the bottom of the ocean. At this time, the ozone layer wasn't formed yet, so the sun was basically a death laser that would kill any organism that set foot upon the unprotected surface.
23:50:50 - Once plants began to grow, many organisms began to migrate to the surface to get more food. The organisms eventually evolved into what were essentially proto-dinosaurs, and became extinct after an asteroid slammed into Earth, making the entire world a wasteland desert.
23:53:31 - However, the dinosaurs came to be out of the remnants of the proto-dinosaurs, which were then exterminated by yet another asteroid. This prompted the rise of the mammal, a hardy creature that survived the apocalypse that was the asteroid impact. Eventually, some mammals began to learn how to grab stuff with opposable thumbs. which led to some of them being able to create tools and flourish in society. These became what we now know as humans, which have now conqured the stars.
23:53:53 - All this just for some faggots to jerk off to hentai porn. I'm leaving.
23:53:58 - : Snipes the Strelok has just disconnected.