Zerggy

Cool, you wanna play Multiplayer some time on it?

Is the mod for Star Wars Empire at War?

I can play Civ, but I won't be doing it for 5-10 since I'll be doing tournaments and scrimming, so I can't guarantee you that I'll complete the multiplayer with you. :EDIT: I own all the DLC's and stuff, so that won't be any problem.

I can't imagine an officer in the middle of field, opening up his rationing kit and laying it out perfectly only to begin cooking it and looking at his fucking silver watch whilst doing it

I would like to know more

can i be a neo-brainbug

Can I play as a Neo-Fish?

where's langford

If we get a Neo-dog this is what will happen Trooper 1: "Can I touch your dog?" /it Neo-dog handler isn't paying attention [Trooper 1] /me attempts to touch the dog [Neo-dog] /me fucking throws up bug limbs

Add Tristan Paul Walker

A P H

Is that Soap?

Dawson Langford

t h a n k s d a d

Langford why do you hate everybody?

Lang ford ni g g a

thanks d a d

Pilotfish has connected to the server. [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: does anyone know what to do if your cat's penis is constantly swollen? [OOC] LCpl. Simon Goatingson: Take it to the vet [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: you know exactly what to do [OOC] LCpl. Valerie Faust: Red Rocket [OOC] LCpl. Katie Heartfilia: ice it [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: blueball [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: Suck it a little [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: it's not technically my cat [OOC] LCpl. Simon Goatingson: Tickle it You must wait 2 more second(s) before using OOC. [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: THEN THROW THE CAT OUT WTF ARE YOU DOIN [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: and no i milk him regularly that's not it [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: Suck it a little more [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: fiddle with it [OOC] LCpl. Simon Goatingson: Do it anyway [OOC] 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu: get a cat hooker [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: you milk 'your' cat [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: i mean you could google 'cat swollen penis solutions' too [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: he gets angsty otherwise [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: wtf what kind of cat does your neighbour own [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: hold on a sec ima google that shit [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: dont forget to go incognito mode [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: it's furless but friendly [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: I don't understand [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: very small for a cat and has a long segmented tail [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: dude that cat has a none stop boner bassiclly [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: are you in a relationship with the cat [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: no it's not engorged it's just swollen Player NieR The Cute Loli changed name to *Generic German Character #4" [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: TAKE HER TO DOCTER PHILL [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: ok what i suggest is you return the cat to its owner and let him/her deal with it [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: or just milk it some more and stroke its penis [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: tell them to take it to the vet [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: it can't retract its penis bassiclly [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: or find a way to deal with it yourself and go 'hey neighs, I took care of your cat AND fixed his condition' at which point you will get a promotion [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: or just a diamond sticker [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: the neighours would probably question why he is milking the cat [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: im not on speaking terms with my neighbours they dont agree he needs to be milked [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: leave your neighbours up to it then its their cat [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: MILKING IT WON'T HELP [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: youre taking care of the cat of a neighbor youre not on speaking terms with? [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: take it to the vet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: I worry for you Pilotfish [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: same [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: im not exactly taking care he just comes in sometimes because i leave catnip out and then i shut the door [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: So you steal the cat [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: then you milk it? [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: slap lube on that mutha fucka [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: no he likes it [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: oh just try to return it [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: just put catnip outside the owners door [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: you're already not on speaking terms, its not like it can get any worse [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: i cant they have a restraining order [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: I just own a dog and don't get this problem [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: do it slap the lube on the cat dick and it should retract [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: THEY HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU AND YOU HAVE THEIR CAT? ** 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu turns around. [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: it only says i cant go near their house [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: Pilotfish what did you do Failed to load sound "gdc\explosionboom.wav", file probably missing from disk/repository [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: i went in one day to milk their cat because the door was open [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: you can drop it into another neighbor who can then return it for you [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: ok ok pause a second [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: you went in oneday and milked their cat because the door was open ] kill [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: YOU GO OVER THERE AND JERK THAT CAT OFF WHEN THE DOOR IS OPEN!?! 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu says, "Apologies for disturbing you. Have a good day." [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: This is pilotfish we're talking about, how are you surprised [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: what even [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: okay lets ignore the past and focus on the cat penis issue [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: Goddamn just get your own cat and fuck it [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: well its pretty simple on my end [OOC] 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu: "let's ignore the past and focus on the cat penis issue" -best quote 2017 [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: cat has issues, youre not supposed to deal with it, all you have to do is find a way to return it to the neighbors [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: and for that you find another neighbor, give the cat to them and tell them what needs to be done Deckers has connected to the server. [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: jerk it off amirite [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine: which is to return it to the original neighbors [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: Do it like mission impossible and drop in like a badass and jerk the cat off while your doing it Herman the Sherman has connected to the server. [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford: pilotfish are you into beastiality [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers: sorry back its meowing now [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: OOC has been disabled. Please use /report if you need something from an admin. OOC has been disabled. Please use /report if you need something from an admin. [PM] LCpl. Dawson Langford: I suggest picking that cat up and throwing it outside the door, shutting the door and cut outside all outside communication - apart from SSTRP - and never go outside again

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