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  3. Civ5+NQ mod

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    I can play Civ, but I won't be doing it for 5-10 since I'll be doing tournaments and scrimming, so I can't guarantee you that I'll complete the multiplayer with you. 

     

    :EDIT:

    I own all the DLC's and stuff, so that won't be any problem. 

  9. NeoDogs and You.

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    If we get a Neo-dog this is what will happen 

     

    Trooper 1: "Can I touch your dog?"

    /it Neo-dog handler isn't paying attention 

    [Trooper 1] /me attempts to touch the dog

    [Neo-dog] /me fucking throws up bug limbs 

     

  19. SST Quotes Thread

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    Pilotfish has connected to the server.
    [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  does anyone know what to do if your cat's penis is constantly swollen?
    [OOC] LCpl. Simon Goatingson:  Take it to the vet
    [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  you know exactly what to do 
    [OOC] LCpl. Valerie Faust:  Red Rocket
    [OOC] LCpl. Katie Heartfilia: ice it
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  blueball
    [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith:  Suck it a little
    [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: xD
    [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  it's not technically my cat
    [OOC] LCpl. Simon Goatingson:  Tickle it
    You must wait 2 more second(s) before using OOC.
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  THEN THROW THE CAT OUT WTF ARE YOU DOIN
    [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  and no i milk him regularly that's not it
    [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith:  Suck it a little more
    [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  fiddle with it
    [OOC] LCpl. Simon Goatingson:  Do it anyway
    [OOC] 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu:  get a cat hooker
    [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: xD
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  you milk 'your' cat
     

     

     

    [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  
    [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  i mean you could google 'cat swollen penis solutions' too
    [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  he gets angsty otherwise
     

    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  wtf what kind of cat does your neighbour own
    [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:   hold on a sec ima google that shit
    [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  dont forget to go incognito mode
    [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  it's furless but friendly
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  I don't understand
    [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  very small for a cat and has a long segmented tail
    [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  dude that cat has a none stop boner bassiclly
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  are you in a relationship with the cat
    [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  no it's not engorged it's just swollen
    Player NieR The Cute Loli changed name to *Generic German Character #4"
    [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  TAKE HER TO DOCTER PHILL
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  ok what i suggest is you return the cat to its owner and let him/her deal with it
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  or just milk it some more and stroke its penis
    [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  tell them to take it to the vet
    [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  it can't retract its penis bassiclly
    [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  or find a way to deal with it yourself and go 'hey neighs, I took care of your cat AND fixed his condition' at which point you will get a promotion
    [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  or just a diamond sticker
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  the neighours would probably question why he is milking the cat
    [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  im not on speaking terms with my neighbours they dont agree he needs to be milked
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  leave your neighbours up to it then its their cat
    [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  MILKING IT WON'T HELP
    [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  youre taking care of the cat of a neighbor youre not on speaking terms with?
    [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  take it to the vet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith:  I worry for you Pilotfish
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  same
    [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  im not exactly taking care he just comes in sometimes because i leave catnip out and then i shut the door 
    [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith:  So you steal the cat
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  then you milk it?
    [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  slap lube on that mutha fucka
    [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  no he likes it
    [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  oh just try to return it
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  just put catnip outside the owners door
    [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  you're already not on speaking terms, its not like it can get any worse
    [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  i cant they have a restraining order
    [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith:  I just own a dog and don't get this problem
    [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  do it slap the lube on the cat dick and it should retract
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  THEY HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU AND YOU HAVE THEIR CAT?
    ** 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu turns around.
    [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  it only says i cant go near their house
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  Pilotfish what did you do
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    [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  i went in one day to milk their cat because the door was open
    [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  you can drop it into another neighbor who can then return it for you
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  ok ok pause a second
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  you went in oneday and milked their cat because the door was open
    ] kill
    [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  YOU GO OVER THERE AND JERK THAT CAT OFF WHEN THE DOOR IS OPEN!?!
    3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu says, "Apologies for disturbing you. Have a good day."
    [OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith:  This is pilotfish we're talking about, how are you surprised
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  what even
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  okay lets ignore the past and focus on the cat penis issue
    [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  Goddamn just get your own cat and fuck it
    [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  well its pretty simple on my end
    [OOC] 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu:  "let's ignore the past and focus on the cat penis issue" -best quote 2017
    [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  cat has issues, youre not supposed to deal with it, all you have to do is find a way to return it to the neighbors
    [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  and for that you find another neighbor, give the cat to them and tell them what needs to be done
    Deckers has connected to the server.
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  jerk it off amirite
    [OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  which is to return it to the original neighbors
    [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  Do it like mission impossible and drop in like a badass and jerk the cat off while your doing it
    Herman the Sherman has connected to the server.
    [OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  pilotfish are you into beastiality
    [OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  sorry back its meowing now
    [OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: xD
    OOC has been disabled. Please use /report if you need something from an admin.
    OOC has been disabled. Please use /report if you need something from an admin.
    [PM] LCpl. Dawson Langford: I suggest picking that cat up and throwing it outside the door, shutting the door and cut outside all outside communication - apart from SSTRP - and never go outside again

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