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  2. SST Quotes Thread

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    Captain Aramis A. Hux[OOC]: From the makers of "who deleted the piano"

    MCpo. Nova Bradshaw[OOC]: Who deleted the fucking piano.

    Captain Aramis A. Hux[OOC]: Comes the next glorious creation of SSTRP:

    Captain Aramis A. Hux[OOC]: Who deleted the fucking ship.

    Captain Aramis A. Hux[OOC]: Family fun for all ages and mental ranges.

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  3. SST Quotes Thread

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    Nier sp00ks a croot with the legend of Krone.

     

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Yo, Volker.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: What do you think is in here?

    Cpl. Anton Volker: Something spooky no doubt.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Maybe that urban legend.. Krone?

    Rct. Kenny Still: Whats a Krone?

    Cpl. Anton Volker: Krone? Never heard of it.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: It's just a legend.

    Rct. Kenny Still: Tell me!

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Ohh, some big robot.

    Cpl. William St. Claire[CH1 - RADIO]: Just a few mechanical malfunctions.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Massacred an entire MI platoon.

    Rct. Kenny Still: Is it frien-

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Leaving nothing but blood and MI bodies.

    Rct. Kenny Still: Oh.

    Rct. Kenny Still: They killed it, right?

    **2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama shivers,"Whew, that gave me the chills!".

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Nope.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: He keeps coming back, no matter what.

    Rct. Kenny Still: How do we disable it!?

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: .. You don't!

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: You have to run, run and hide.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: And even that won't work.

    Rct. Kenny Still: Why?

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: I saw the files during a brief.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Phew, we barely made it out alive from that OP.

    Rct. Kenny Still: You were there?!

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Not with them, but with a Marine detachment.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Six of us, sent in to gather and find data and a HVT.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: We entered a place, much like this one.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Damp, musty, and metal.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: We worked our way through the metallic hallways, eyeing everything.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Soon we came upon a room, now we were in a ship, so it must've been the engine room.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: We heard metallic groaning, rumbling, and scratching.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: And soon, one of my squad members was plucked up behind us. And torn it half.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Whew. I lost three men in total on that op.

    **Rct. Kenny Still widens his eyes.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Still hear their screams to this day.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Man..

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: I remember their names too.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Mike, Alfred, and Caz.

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Shame they had to go.

    **Rct. Kenny Still looks frightened.

    Rct. Kenny Still: But we haven't heard anything so far.

    Rct. Kenny Still: So we should be fine, right?

    2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: -- Right on que.

    **Rct. Kenny Still hands would be shaking

  5. SST Screenshots

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    1 hour ago, Burgess said:

    I know what you mean -- I have some old Screenshots from WAY back, only to realize that each and every one of those characters is dead.

     

    Abroadhawk has it in his library titled as McRann's heroe's, as it was a big group of friends (Me, Abroad, Dooby, BaiBeal, etc...).

     

    Good fucking times.

    I remember that pic from CoH. Fucking legendary.

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  11. Upcoming Uniform Changes

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    53 minutes ago, Heresiarch Grimm said:

    Doomrider didn't strap chainfists to a lightning claw and make the survivors of a war fight to the death so that he could replenish his losses.

     

    Checkmate Traitor, Carcharodons win.

    The Chackarackas Charcadora Don Cheadle's Space Sharks Carcharodons might be cool war bound hobos, but can they do space cocaine while their head is on fire as they ride through time and space!? 

     

    Can you summon them by praying to the Chaos Gods to face an exquisite and orgasmic death by throbbing Daemonsword and pulsating gun of gushing plasma!? 

     

    Do they have fanart like this!?

    Related image

     

    Check that mate, matey. Arrgg.

  25. SST Quotes Thread

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    7 minutes ago, Bav said:

    23:44:15 - **Pvt. Richard Johnson is the result of 13 billion years of progress of the universe, starting with a huge explosion at the beginning of time. This was when dust began to consolidate and form atoms and elements, which eventually combined together to form stars. This happened over a couse of billions of years.
    23:46:47 - Eventually, rocks formed in the universe, consolidating together around points of gravity. These formed what we now know as planets. After another few billion years, the Earth was created, which at the current time was a molten ball of rock and metal. However, through crashing space debris, water was released into the open sky. This formed the atmosphere, and the Earth began to cool.
    23:48:39 - Clouds began to form, causing rain to fall until the entire world became an ocean. After a few more million years, fish and water bugs began to form, usually living around geothermal vents at the bottom of the ocean. At this time, the ozone layer wasn't formed yet, so the sun was basically a death laser that would kill any organism that set foot upon the unprotected surface.
    23:50:50 - Once plants began to grow, many organisms began to migrate to the surface to get more food. The organisms eventually evolved into what were essentially proto-dinosaurs, and became extinct after an asteroid slammed into Earth, making the entire world a wasteland desert.
    23:53:31 - However, the dinosaurs came to be out of the remnants of the proto-dinosaurs, which were then exterminated by yet another asteroid. This prompted the rise of the mammal, a hardy creature that survived the apocalypse that was the asteroid impact. Eventually, some mammals began to learn how to grab stuff with opposable thumbs. which led to some of them being able to create tools and flourish in society. These became what we now know as humans, which have now conqured the stars.
    23:53:53 - All this just for some faggots to jerk off to hentai porn. I'm leaving.
    23:53:58 - : Snipes the Strelok has just disconnected.
     

    He totally left out the development of worms and amphibians. The fucker.

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