General Information
Responsibility's cool, but there's more things in life; like getting your dick rode all fucking night.
First Name: Mikko
Middle Name: Juhani
Last Name: Koskinen
Age (yo): 26
Date of Birth: 7/7/2271
Date of Death: 8/10/2297
Nationality: Finnish
Place of Birth: Viitasarii, Keski-Suomi, Finland
Rank: Private first class
Status: DECEASED
Physical Information
Height: 6'0''
Weight: 203 lbs
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Black
Ethnicity: Finn
Build Type: Somewhere between Mesomorph and Endomorph.
General Physical Description: Koskinen looks like he just woke up, pretty much all the time. He has a permanent five o'clock shadow to accompany his tired eyes. His short black hair is unkempt. He has no style, or grace.
Medical History: Made a handful of visits to local hospitals to treat alcohol poisoning, and broken bones. Inquired with the AFC-BC112 Audie Murphy's medical staff about pixelation of the genitals; at this moment no cure has been discovered/administered.
Mental Information
IQ: 100
Preferred Learning Method: Kinesthetic
Academic Interests: XXth Century History, Anthropology.
Artistic Interests: Dadaist art, old sci-fi movies from the XXth century.
Athletic Interests: Jumpball, Competetive Rowing
Key Personality Traits: Alcoholic, stubborn, hot-headed, and independent.
Notes: Koskinen would probably be more succesful in life if he got his shit together, which probably won't happen.
Pre-enlistment Background
High School Education: Viitasaari Iiuko High School
High School GPA: 2.5
College Education (if applicable):
Extracurricular: Rowing Club
Criminal Record: 8 counts of public intoxication, 2 charges of public nudity, 3 charges of vandalism of private property, 3 expired parking tickets, ripped the tag off of a mattress once and didn't tell anyone but that's our secret, okay?
Summary of Pre-enlistment Life: Koskinen was born to an unknown father who left him and his mother before he was born. Mikko was raised mostly by his uncles and his mother, leading a fairly ordinary life, moving between Viitasaari and a vacation home in Kittilä up north. After high school, Koskinen worked odd jobs, fell in and out of trouble with the law, women, and employers until he had an epiphany one night after waking up passed out in a sugar beet field. Mikko realized that he wanted to leave a legacy, become something more than just a hell-raising drunkard. This is also had to do with the fact that the local police were tired of his shenanigans, and were prepared to send him to prison if he didn't turn his life around. Thus, Mikko set off to get himself straight. When he returns to Viitasaari, he will no longer be a pathetic drunk, but a venerated war hero! Or at least just serve his two years so he can get on with his life.
RELATIONSHIPS
GOD DAMN YOUR THIGHS ARE JUST *POSITIVE GRUNTING SOUNDS* - RESPECTED - GOOD FRIEND - FRIEND - ACQUAINTANCE - NEUTRAL/UNSURE - DISLIKED - FUCK YOU
Tony Fergusson - We held the rear together while the others left, and got our fair share of wounds because of it. But fuck it, this guy's chill as shit. I was off by myself, looking through some cottages on some shithole we dropped down to and I found a bottle of bourbon. Needless to say, this is not an ordinary occurrence. To commemorate, I had myself a little splash in my canteen. As I was enjoying myself under the stairwell, Fergusson walks in. To be truthful, I wasn't sure what he was going to do. A lot of these guys would go right to their NCO and rat me out, but he didn't. We emptied out our canteens and transferred them the bourbon into them, and then flawlessly reinserted. Nobody suspected a thing. Good times.
Garret Swift - Swift continues to exploit my disdain of his person. He legitimately enjoys taking the piss out of me. Retaliation isn't an option as I know he'll punish me in one of his own trademark ways.
† James Lerwick - Lerwick's death leaves a hole in the company. Lots of people, including myself, were attached to him in one way or another. Wherever you are, I hope it's to your liking, tech.
Eleanor Tuuli - Tuuli's stuck her neck out for me in the past, and she's one of the few people I feel comfortable confiding in, strangely enough. I think they'd be a lot happier if they weren't in this line of work. The powers that be have seen to it that she's now a second lieutenant after our stint underground on Terra Nouveau. I think she holds burdens that I can't possibly fathom behind that cool exterior.
Cazernovia - We had a nice talk in the sauna. No, that's not a euphemism for anything. I kind of let it slip that psychics freak me out before figuring out she was a psychic herself. Her situation, and to an extent, all psychics' situation make me feel grateful for my own mediocre existence. I hope something astronomically strange happens, and they get to run off and live their own life, away from this place.
Franco Sorrentino - A Captain robbed of his company. Damned to the desolate wastes of Warrant Officer-dom. Captain Richardson's are new head honcho, replacing our Spartans with Rainbows. Make of that what you will. It feels weird not seeing the two butter bars on his uniform, but it appears he's adjusted. He invited me to his connex container the other day. I think the slower pace and position is better for his psyche.
Tavi Riley - He pulls out some coin on the dropship, and I snatch it out of his hands. I think it's like one of those weird Catholic coin talismans that people used to wear. Regardless, it looked like it would work on the vending machine, so that's where I put it. Riley nearly blew a blood vessel when I told him what happened. Next day I'm showering, and he runs in and throws a bucket of ice cold water on me. He'll get his soon, don't worry.
Damian Kidd - Sometimes tolerable, sometimes a cunt.
Graham Maclagan - Angry Scottish guy. I think he'd enjoy life more if he loosened up a little more.
Alice Vickers - I think she stuck her neck out for me in deciding not to issue any physical punishment that day I had a little excursion during Restoring Hope. The tapes were definitely not worth it. Regardless, I appreciate that. Especially when I think anyone else'd do something much more drastic right off the bat. Vickers laughs, smiles, and seems to enjoy their humanity unlike a lot of the NCO's, I've seen. We may be operating on different frequencies, but I think Vickers understands me, for whatever reason. I could be totally wrong, though. Not sure. The more I get to know about Vickers the more I question my own line of thinking. Is it possible that there's an SNCO with a sense of humor? A likeable human being?
Aphelion Dominica - This woman is very, very interesting. I have no idea where she's from, but the way that she speaks, it's like she grew up on a planet of robots. Is she a robot?
What's-his-face Kane - Some whiny pee-eff-see that got all AGITATED that I didn't clear the room we entered into after shooting the guy holding him at gunpoint. I was aiming at the dude, and I see Lerwick through the glass pane on the window, and he tells me to shoot. To be honest, I wasn't really all that concerned about hitting Kane, at the time the guy seemed pretty resigned to his fate. Unfortunately, he lived to moan at me after it had happened. Lerwick stuck out for me, though. Even got a promotion for it. At least, I think that was why.
Ravio Dodriguez - Where ever you are, Ravio, I hope you're happy. You did us well- better than well. Your absence left a hole that can't quite be filled.
Bellic - I finished her balaclava. She vouched for me when I got brigged that I was a good trooper, despite my problems. Probably one of the best things anyone's ever said about me!w
Sergeant Beune - I must've never noticed it while she was wearing fatigues, but holy fuck, she's got ASSETS. We butchered a fish together. Good times.
Travis Young - I think Young's a good guy. Good sergeant, too. Things have improved since we spoke in the brig. It's been some time since I've been on the post. It all feels so long ago since the Audie crashed. I think it kind of helped solidify the company. Young kept his cool through Omega, and he's always appeared to be a generally competent guy. I should probably buy him a drink sometime.
Adrian Melchert - The MI fucked up and picked up a decent, rational human being. How could this happen? He came and visited after Swift kicked my ass, and snuck me a drink, the bastard. He proceeded to tell me that I could be better off if I focused on improving myself as much as I focused on trying to take down Swift. He's not wrong, but I told him that it's easier said than done for someone like me. I'm not used to this kind of treatment, and it makes me wonder what I'm doing with myself. Others would've disregarded my actions as foolish and pitiful, and wouldn't have reached out to me like he did. I'm not too particularly attached to a whole lot of people, but I really hope nothing happens to this guy.
Dutch Bower - Oh, fuck off. Needs to stop talking so much.
Johnathan Price - Annoying prick, desperate for advancement. It painfully shows. The longer he stays aboard, the more injuries he seems to sustain. He's already missing an eye. I'm probably gonna beat the shit out of him one of these days.
Dillon Nosh - Odd fellow. Spacer. Enjoys explosions. Good to have in your fireteam.
