Cronk

Update the officially temporary body guard of everywhere that isn't a restricted area.

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Some fag? Updated.

I call racism, being the worst admin is part of being Australian. Congrats to the new [Insert generic witty observation about previous XA's], Double D Dick Dangle Durdongo Durango. ** Actual image of Durango at after his XA knighting ceremony. Where he further more demanded to be called 'Sheriff Durango.' plz no delete this

Update this?

George the Gnome

Who are you again?

If you want. Go for it.

22:08:09 - : [Pulsar] ??? Silent's character, Isabel Flores has been PK'd Just no....

piss off added you nigga

Heylo, is moonman

L M A O When your lieutenant wants to die, but doesnt, am confused

Add Kowalski

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This month on Cronks PAC adventures

Add Koala back you fag

Meanwhile, in the infantry.

When the psychics physically develop a 3rd eye.

19:27:47 - Mysterious Figure[OOC]: i dare you to fucking crash again gmod 19:27:54 - : skinny lover has just disconnected.

>> From: Sergeant Kowalski M. >> To: Company A, 112th Mobile Infantry >> Subject: History and Moral Philosophy Classes Good day troopers. Soon there will be a H&MP course open for all troopers to attend, if you wish to attend. Classes will be held in the briefing room at 1800 (6pm EST) on Saturdays, unless cancelled. Then they will be postponed until the next available date. Bring a notepad and pen. Lessons will begin next week. (18/11) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OOC Section For anyone interested in SST lore, morals, history and politics, we'll be trying to cover the basis of them and go into depth as much as we can. This is aimed towards the Mobile Infantry, a lot will be coming from the book.

Who are you again?

Time to bring back the old shit. [RADIO] Pvt. Damien Alastor: Can we glass that planet? [RADIO] Pvt. Mercer Delaney: Negative. [RADIO] WO. Otto Dresdner: Gnarly. [RADIO] Pfc. Lucy Alastor: Gabriel, I miss you. [RADIO] WO. Otto Dresdner: Fuck off, cunt. [RADIO] WO. Otto Dresdner: *sexual moans from twins* [RADIO] WO. Otto Dresdner: Nigga what. [OOC] WO1. Eleanor Tuuli: how much dick does one have to suck in order to acquire sky marshal [OOC] Spc. Rob 'Marlboro-Marine' Hillenbrand: Only takes one. [OOC] Pvt. Samuel Cronk: All of it [OOC] Sgt. Halima Nasser: 37 cubic metres of it [OOC] Cpl. Alexi 'Cherry' Cherinovika: Xalfax's medium size slong. [OOC] Spc. Gabriel Logan: Enough to put Thailand out of business. [RADIO] MSgt. Oswald 'Poet' Moss: Corporal Ling Wong Doo, you ran off like a pussy. [RADIO] Cpl. Seok Park: I was reporting to the briefing, Sergeant. [RADIO] MSgt. Oswald 'Poet' Moss: I'm going to fucking rip your little rice grain dick off. [RADIO] MSgt. Oswald 'Poet' Moss: Bullshit, dumbass. You ran off before the call came. [RADIO] MSgt. Oswald 'Poet' Moss: I'm going to have your ass demoted. [RADIO] Cpl. Seok Park: Negative sergeant. [RADIO] MSgt. Oswald 'Poet' Moss: N-.. [RADIO] MSgt. Oswald 'Poet' Moss: That's it. MSgt. Oswald 'Poet' Moss says, "Corporal." MSgt. Oswald 'Poet' Moss says, "Turn over your patches." [RADIO] Cpl. Seok Park: Alright. MI, I have a serious question, what'ya fools want for Christmass? [RADIO] Pfc. Luzhkov Vyacheslavovich: My citizenship. [RADIO] Pvt. Keira Webster: I can't tell you over the radio Park. [RADIO] MSpc. Felix 'Kraut' Krautstag: Lewd. [RADIO] Pfc. Lucy Alastor: a dump truck full of candy and baked goods. [RADIO] Spc. Jessica Carter: My boyfriend to marry me. [RADIO] LCpl. Anton Volker: The Pink Floyd Anthology [RADIO] Cpl. Graham Maclagan: A dump. [RADIO] Cpl. Graham Maclagan: All I can hear is a dump. [RADIO] 3Spc. Dillon 'Pickles' Nosh: I wan' a hippahpatamoose. [OOC] MSpc. Eleanor Tuuli: i hope deckers fucks me with a fork Tuuli gets fucked with a fork. [OOC] Pvt. Nanuk Shikoba: fuck me [OOC] Pvt. Nanuk Shikoba: I locked myself out of my apt Player The One True Durango left the game (Disconnect by user.) ** Cpl. Franco Sorrentino erps cronk Cpl. Franco Sorrentino has rolled 1. SSpc. Samuel Cronk has rolled 72. ** Cpl. Franco Sorrentino ends up dying ** SSpc. Samuel Cronk doesnt even know what just happened. [02/25/17 18:07:02] Bp. Paul Foreman: /exec tuuli say "/w I only pop this pussy for brainbug dick." [02/25/17 18:07:02] Bp. Paul Foreman has ran command 'exec say /w I only pop this pussy for brainbug dick.' [02/25/17 18:07:02] Cpl. Eleanor Tuuli: /w I only pop this pussy for brainbug dick. [OOC] WO1. Eleanor Tuuli: and today, mobile infantry, we land on 'anal bead' the planet

Have your game open, unsubscribe then resubscribe. It's the workshop being dumb. This worked for me at least. As for the map. Put this 'mat_specular 0' into console and that should fix it.

[OOC] 2Spc. Oskar 'Oskay' Stellvertreter: You ever just nut on your ankles just because?

Whatever happened to don't post your own?