Cronk

It's time for some memes https://imgur.com/a/IoJvy

I forgot I made this. Moved a lot of it to the wiki and fixed relationships.

Bumblebee, I'm seeing a distinct lack of Kowalski here. How could you leave out a key member of the anti-social club?

Bastionne during training, playing the pipes as part of the Battalions band. General Information Name: Mkvenner Bastionne Date of Birth: July 11th, 2276 Place of Birth: Perthshire, Scotland, Terra Height: 5'11" Weight: 150 Lbs Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Brown Nationality: Scottish Religion: Atheist Gender: Male Criminal Record: Nil. Blood type: A+ http://wiki.starshiptroopersrp.net/index.php/Mkvenner_Bastionne

The Company Marching Band wants you. Members: TSgt. Sigrun - Bass Drummer TSgt. Falco - Trumpeter Pvt. Bastionne - Bagpiper 3Spc. Nielsen - Snare Drummer Contact your local band member if you wish to join. Honour Roll of Musicians: SgtMjr. Matene - Spinecordeon

Kris teleports new player to shuttle. [AdminLog] 18:38:28 - [ic]Sirento Todoyoki: this is quite some technology [AdminLog] 18:38:34 - [ic]Sirento Todoyoki: teleportation My hero

I get off the server for like half an hour and come back to this.

Rip vernon

Looks good Xal. It lacks the part about what happens when you put them in a microwave and try to crack them open though. RIP the Eddie Murphy. You will be missed o7 rp_bahamut

OOC SECTION STEAM NAME / ALIASES: The great and Powerful Cronku STEAM ID: STEAM_0:0:30180251 SERVER TIME: Too much time. ROLEPLAY EXPERIENCE: I don't contribute to roleplay MEDICAL ROLEPLAY EXPERIENCE: I roleplayed a Nurse IRL for a year. AVAILABILITY: Single and ready to mingle. IC SECTION NAME: Taylor, Darren AGE: 25 RACE: Caucasian SEX: Male HEIGHT: 190.1 CM WEIGHT: 80 KG BLOOD TYPE: O- LEVEL OF EDUCATION: Worked as a Medical Sailor aboard a merchant vessel CRIMINAL RECORD: N/A MEDICAL RECORD: **INSERT GENERIC COMBAT INJURIES DATE OF ENLISTMENT: 2/23/2296

>> From: Sergeant Kowalski M. >> To: 112th Mobile Infantry >> Subject: Note: Sparring ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mobile Infantry, 112th Battalion, Alpha Company. It has recently come to my attention that some troopers do not understand the difference between SPARRING and BRAWLING. First of all, dictionary definitions. SPARRING - Sparring is a form of training common to many combat sports. Although the precise form varies, it is essentially relatively 'free-form' fighting, with enough rules, customs, or agreements to MAKE INJURIES UNLIKELY. BRAWLING - A noisy quarrel, squabbling or fighting. Despite the distinct difference, I constantly find troopers going to the medbay, after receiving a proper beating from a sparring match. In the event that this continues to take place. BOTH parties will receive punishment, especially if it causes permanent or temporary damage, inhibiting a troopers capabilities to enact their duties. These actions could possibly lead to a trooper being brought up on charges in front of an officer. Sparring is perfectly fine to do so, however when you begin seriously injuring people, that's no longer sparring and will most likely be considered assault by our friendly neighborhood Marines. You may think it's fine, to show that you are certainly better than someone else, however, when it compromises the operation of the platoon, it becomes a major issue. Sergeant Mikayla Kowalski, 1st Platoon, Alpha Company, 112th Mobile Infantry Battalion ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OOC tl;dr: Stop beating the shit out of each other. That isn't sparring.

A wild Russian appears

OH BOI! MORE CHRONICLES INSPIRED SCREENSHOTS! Ten points to anyone who gets the reference. Looks familiar? I remember this angle Okay, now this one wasn't in it, but I like the nuke effects

18:31:06 - LCpl. Daniel 'Tortilla' Gonzalez[OOC]: Wanna learn how to blow stuff up? How to disarm a nuclear warhead? Would you like to be a cyber security technician and invade hostile computers to raid their porn? Get free downloads of all the hottest music? Do you wanna be able to drive and repair a tank? Be able to reapir marauder suits so they can continue kicking ass? JOIN THE ENGINEERS TODAY! SERVICE GAURENTEES CITIZENSHIP! SPEAK TO THE NEAREST ENGINEER TO APPLY. Would you like to know more? When engineering is preparing to switch to SWRP. "I'M BOOKING MY TRYOUTS!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! COME JOIN MY REGIMENT! WE GET COOL CLASSES!"

he was unfairly pkd.... taken from us too soon

Koskinen for HOTF

General Information Name: Robert Dixon Aliases: Nil. Rank: Petty Officer Role: Communications and Information Systems Operator Age: 18 Criminal Record: Nil. Blood type: O+ Military Record Current Unit: UCF-291 Ulysses S. Grant Branches Served In: Federal Fleet Previous Units: Nil. Demotions: Nil. Age of Enlistment: 18 Disciplinary actions: Nil. Length of Service: > 1 Year Service Record: Cadet > Fleet Cadet Academy > Posted to UCF-176 "Valley Forge" Crewman Apprentice > Assigned as Radio Operators Assistant Crewman > Posted to UCF-291 "Ulysses S. Grant" Petty Officer > Assigned as Communications and Information Systems Operator

I got bored and tried a few Traitor of Mars inspired screenshots. This is the only one that I liked.

Yes. It shall be working off /roll. And since I'm nice. 20 -100 is determining time and effectiveness, however I will leave effectiveness to the players choice. 1 - 10 will most likely be it failed horrifically and the character can wither carry on with the addiction or seek further counseling which my result in a longer TK (1-3 days) once again. Left upto the player to decide.

Nah. PTSD isn't up there.

>> From: Lieutenant T. Ottosson >> To: Mobile Infantry >> Subject: Fwd: Federal Justice Division - Narcotics handling $329600 'Dust' narcotic seized in the Zegema system. Aboard a Federal Security Sea Vessel. The narcotic drug known as ‘dust’ is just another in a long line of dangerous and addictive drugs criminals produce and sell. The effect of these drugs on the fabric of society is profound. Not only do they seriously impair a person’s ability to be an effective and contributive member of society. As for 'Dust' itself, it is the highly processed pollen of a large flowering bush that is native to a planet orbiting Epsilon Indi. Long before the narcotic possibilities of its pollen were known, the bush (which is very attractive, with bluish-green leaves and a riot of large red flowers) was transplanted to multiple planets throughout the Federation for the utterly innocuous purpose of landscaping. It flourishes in any environment habitable to humans, meaning it now grows wild on more than a dozen worlds. Anyone found in possession of the addictive narcotic or willfully under the effects of it, will face charges and prosecution by Federal Policing Agencies. [Information from Federal Law Enforcement Agencies] It is suggested when working with the substance, gas masks are to be worn and proper decontamination protocols should be followed. Common effects - (WIP) Sexual stimulation Rapid mood swings Hallucinations (Fears, obstacles, fantasies, false objects) Heighten senses (Smelling, hearing, attracted to movement) Common side effects - (WIP) Seizure Stroke Cardiac arrest Nausea Decreased chance of fertility Pain in upper abdominal region Sleeping issues Depressive mood or mood swings Long term effects - Tooth decay Dry skin (Can result in flaking or peeling) Deterioration of muscle and bones Death of hair follicles (All) Genital dysfunctions Oral health diminished Cancer (Unspecified) Mental Issues (Schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, More to be added) Rapid weight loss [OOC portion] Any character exposed to this narcotic in any form WILL have to undergo rehabilitation on board (1-2 day TK for now). There is a chance that this rehabilitation will not help. Instead the character will anxiously await their next encounter with the drug, craving it every moment they live, UNLESS they seek further counseling. All character exposed to the substance have a possibility to suffer from the side effects. Sometimes rehabilitation will lead to nervous ticks of sorts, similar to how smokers tend to snack a lot. This choice is up to the player. Amendment list - Nil.

Where's my Methuselah!? I WANT TO LIVE OUT MY CHRONICLES RP DREAMS!

This scares me

And otho dernsder