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On 1/3/2018 at 9:59 AM, Kris said:
Sgt. Graham 'Cunt' Maclagan: Does Niko enjoy bowling?
yeah
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ur favorite man, Dimov
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tell kipper if he doesn't make lrr flags stop fucking with saved bodygroups he'll be shot
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got my first brain zap today. was a weird experience but gives me confidence this is real
I feel better in general but I have a lot of upswings and downswings so who knows but I'm happy.
not sure when I'm gonna return but I'm gonna make efforts to pop in when I feel up for it. I'm still available on steam any time u see me online so pls message me I am lonely
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2 hours ago, Dan said:
Part 1 of the Epic Rap Battles
MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Yo I heard some sick bars were being dropped, who's about to get popped by Caine, the bug's bane!
3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Jus' stop, mate.
3Spc. Patrick Ogden: LOOK AS HE STANDS THERE SO DUMB BRUH WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO GIVE ME SOME GUM?
3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Yer ruinin' it.
Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Oh lord do we have someone to step to Odgen?
Pvt. Kimberleigh Joonen: Harsh.
LCpl. William St. Claire: I am meerily going to let this happen.
3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Figh' back ya fuckin' poof!
Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Claire, get out from back here, Caine get in.
LCpl. William St. Claire: No no.
LCpl. William St. Claire: This is the only recognition he'll ever get.
Pvt. Kimberleigh Joonen: Turning the other cheek. A bold strategy.
LCpl. William St. Claire: Go head Caine.
**MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine cracks his knuckles.
3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Aye bitches
3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: He's a feckin' redneck, how did'ya nae even pick tha'one up?
Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Oh boy.
Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Caine, new boy gets first go,.
3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Alright.
3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Lets see wht you got?
MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Nah, let 'im go first. Junior enlisted first.
Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Sounds good.
LCpl. William St. Claire: Pff.
3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Yer rank won't be savin' ye, Caine.
3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Ogden's straigh' give no a fuck.
3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Ok mr. Marauder Let me start with the basics. A Maraduer? How did you get that job? by fucking your own father?
3Spc. Patrick Ogden: You cant even step to me. Im a wicked engineer. Dissecting the Steel and making this shit easy. All you can do is bend with no Dignity
3Spc. Patrick Ogden: You got this suit but you cant even repair it. Need my ass to step in and fuck I aint even rated
MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine[LOOC]: OH SHIT THIS SHIT IS FIRE
Cpl. Sebastian Bently[LOOC]: OOF
3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Killing bugs thats something any shit bird can do
3Spc. Rory MacDonnan[LOOC]: can i get a ''sstrp quotes thread'' please
3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Seps, A.i . Marauder my nigga its in your head
**MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine eye's widen and smirk in excitment.
Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Oof.
3Spc. Patrick Ogden: But first let me put you in bed. tuck you in and turn out the lights cause what you say against me wont even get me fright.
3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Im cooler Im from texas son. Shout out to my Boys in the 7-11
3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Alright Caine what the fuck do you think you think you can do. Lets hear it
MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Aight aight aight, I like it, dis boi got some spunk here I like it.
Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Let's go old school for the old man.
3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Old?
3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Pffft.
3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Aye, cause mid'twenties is feckin' 'old'.
Cpl. Sebastian Bently: This kid gets it.
MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: So you said I needed to bone get here, that's ok get this boi a beer. He gone need it after these Rhymes, cause i'll rob of all his sick rap dimes.
**3Spc. Patrick Ogden bobs his head listening to caine
MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: The only bone need I needed, was your sister's when I graduated numba one!
**3Spc. Patrick Ogden Cups his hand to ear
**3Spc. Patrick Ogden still bobbing
MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Gave it to her real good, just like we did back in Boston's hood. And leme tell ya man, It's more food then you can digest.
MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Who the hell is 7-11? I can see why you rep it, you never close your mouth. It's like you're begging to just get mugged then, that's ok I'll hop in my suit and get you butt
plugged!
Cpl. Sebastian Bently: God damn.
3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Bro First off I dont have a sister. But bring your mother around so i can fist her. You took to long my dude your done. Cause at the end of the day Im still Number 1. MAster Specialist yea this fool is special.
3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Butt plugged? Your in a suit. But need a minigun cause you cant even shoot
**Cpl. Sebastian Bently was practically wheezing.
MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: What is it you got? some bombs and a hot torch? Get off my PORCH! I weight two tons of pure destruction. Yah know why you guys repair our suits? Cause we gotta give you something to do while we're in the shit, THE TRUE COMBAT BOOTS.
Cpl. Sebastian Bently: God fucking damn.
3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Porch Torch? Where did you get these rhymes? Little Black sheep or Little Bo Peep? Your shit is lame and my shit is endless
3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Please Drop this beat so i can fucking end this
Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Last line, Caine, go out with a bang, lad.
MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: I'll leave it with this man, You parade around in your yellow jackets, buzzing like bees. Bzzz Bzzz, ZZZ, ow I just shocked myself. Meanwhile I parade through trees wit hthat minigun yeah. It sprays so much cause we got the master sprees of death. But hey man, it was a good fight, I liked it, you killed it mang, I hope no one knocks out your light.
3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: A'm tempted ta'vote fer Caine outta pity.
MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Nah mang, he beat me. Straight up.
Pfc. Clifford B. 'T-Bone' Carmichael: Man, that last bit was -rough-.
MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Fucking MC over here man.
Patrick Ogden's name was changed from Patrick Ogden to Patrick 'EmmCee' Ogden.
that nickname was well earned. this man blew caine's fucking socks off
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I posted this on the admin forums first but I figure the general population has a right to know too
Next week I'm starting TMS treatment ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transcranial_magnetic_stimulation ) to treat my anxiety and depressive disorders. I'll have to go every day for 6-8 weeks for about an hour each treatment. This will further reduce my available time during the treatment but could result in a lot more activity once my brain starts to respond to it. I'll keep updating this thread as things progress.
Also next week, I've got a significant load of appointments on top of treatment so next week will be quite booked.
However, any time I'm online, I consider myself as "on call LOA" where I'm not really LOA but not doing a whole lot unless somebody asks for me to do something. I'm on call for MSgt. duties and help running or leading events most of the time (unless I'm doing something with friends). Ask me to do something and it'll get done, but I don't wanna sit on server for 6 hours a day like I used to. This status will end once I start doing better mentally and academically and regular activity will resume.
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7 minutes ago, Archer said:
this isnt a showcase of your snowflakes' nicknames
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minor update to match with the timeline SW has advised me is proper canon- Nikolai is now 3 years older (39) and enlistment is 3 years earlier to account for Operation: Firestorm. term of service is now ~20 years.
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Is the nickname only a portion of your name (ex: "Nikky" for Nikolai)?
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If Yes, that shit must be eradicated
If No, the nickname is acceptable to have as your in-game name
Does anyone call you your nickname?
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If Yes, the nickname is acceptable to have as in your in-game name
If No, that shit must be eradicated (unless you are a Marauder, in which case, it is still acceptable regardless)
If you have questions, please ask.
Your nicknames, while rare, are almost always shit.
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if you make an mk4 before you fix the backwards morita fire I will hogtie you, tie you to a truck, and floor it down the highway
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do it Saturday the 11th. most of our playerbase is American so doing it on a weekday at 2pm EST or 11am PST is simply not optimal unless you want like 10-15 ppl max
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nobody told me about this I'm so upset
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On 10/23/2017 at 5:36 PM, Dimov said:
Crash upon loading, only started after loading screen was added. More than a teething issue, this is literally gamebreaking. I cannot get on the server as of now.
22 hours ago, Dimov said:update for me: I also crash trying to start a singleplayer game. I don't even finish loading, it just goes kaput nearly immediately. I have no idea what's causing it but this wasn't happening before the ~new and improved script~ update. I even unsubbed from this assuming it's the script and it's still crashing on the "Loading resources" step of loading. I've verified the game cache twice (first reacquired 2 files, second came up clean). I'll keep fucking around for a little bit but I'm not too hopeful.
Resolved, at least for me. Xal removed Gmod Legs from the server which for some reason known only to God caused the problem
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add pl0x
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update for me: I also crash trying to start a singleplayer game. I don't even finish loading, it just goes kaput nearly immediately. I have no idea what's causing it but this wasn't happening before the ~new and improved script~ update. I even unsubbed from this assuming it's the script and it's still crashing on the "Loading resources" step of loading. I've verified the game cache twice (first reacquired 2 files, second came up clean). I'll keep fucking around for a little bit but I'm not too hopeful.
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3 minutes ago, Archer said:
horrible come-and-go fps freezes on the grant and with the new script altogether - been having it since omega but never brought up because who knows, it might just be me, or it might actually be an issue
mostly comes with using the new morita
sometimes the screen begins to spin and shake wildly, unsure if it was fixed
I think that's an issue with CW. idk how to fix it. stopped having it once I got a good computer
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1 minute ago, Tonic said:
This is something that needs to be fixed -- Dimov is one of the more senior NCO's and needs to be able to hop on to assist in resolving issues with the largest faction of the server.
Perhaps it has something to do with the song that plays during the loading time? Garry's Mod is not the most stable of programs, and it wouldn't surprise me that loading a song might cause conflicting issues with certain user PC's.
I know i'm not the only one with this issue, saw @FlexStudwell bring it up somewhere (I think the chat box) too. I have no idea what the common denominator is but for now I'm up shit creek without a paddle until the devs can fix it.
o well lol
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Crash upon loading, only started after loading screen was added. More than a teething issue, this is literally gamebreaking. I cannot get on the server as of now.
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if I see any fucker with a beard, i'm making you shave it on the spot. no questions, no exceptions.
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Just now, OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz said:
**Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel nodded his head, sticking his fork into the plate of tangled up, sauce covered spaghetti. He twisted the fork, tangling up several strings around the metal fork before lifting it up, a few strings dangling from the fork as he stuffed it in his mouth. He then pulled the fork free of his mouth, lips still sealed as a lone piece of spaghetti dangled from his mouth; so, he sucked on it. The string shot up, dragging along his chin to leave a smear of sauce before zipping into his mouth. Sentoniel blinked a few times, chewing down on his mouthful of spaghetti, swallowing the lot once it was chewed down into small enough bits. He then wiped the back of his hand on his chin, licking the sauce from his hand that he'd collected before going to take another load of spaghetti from his plate.
@Dimov I fucking did it. Take your detailed spaghetti RP.
good man. I expect only the best from my NCOs
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10:26 PM - - weakmoon (dancing): Omg hai ^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ anime :heart: and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^__^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =__=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n_n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ** he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop oo and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -__-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (òó) (òó) (òó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (òó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^_<) ^__;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
00:19:33 - TSgt. Arryn Falco: I'll make a bitch ticklish real fuckin' quick.
00:19:37 - TSgt. Arryn Falco: Pinch a nipple.
00:19:40 - TSgt. Arryn Falco: They never see it coming.
00:19:45 - **TSgt. Arryn Falco pats her kevlar.
00:19:49 - TSgt. Arryn Falco: It's why I keep this on.
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On 10/15/2017 at 2:58 AM, OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz said:
Add Sent please dad
done
On 10/15/2017 at 3:02 AM, Durango said:Sgt clam town
done
On 10/15/2017 at 2:02 PM, Bav said:tidbit
done
On 10/16/2017 at 11:57 PM, Medic said:Update young you whore
done
17 hours ago, Cipher said:Price over here!
done
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dimbov
SST Quotes Thread
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**SgtMaj. Nikolai Dimov types in administrator in the username field. He types password in the password field.
22:29:06 - Dimov is granted access to the terminal.
22:29:11 - SgtMaj. Nikolai Dimov[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Hahahahaha!
/me hacks the gate and shit