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Dimov

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  1. 04:02:18 - **TSgt. Arryn Falco leans in closer.
    04:02:27 - **TSgt. Arryn Falco does at least 15 rapid fire dabs.
    04:02:32 - Pvt. Mikhail Kuznetsov: OH MY DEAR GOD.
    04:02:37 - Pvt. Mikhail Kuznetsov: TECH SERGEANT.
    04:02:38 - **TSgt. Arryn Falco nails herself in the face at least seventeen times.
    04:02:47 - **TSgt. Arryn Falco has a minor nosebleed.
    04:02:52 - TSgt. Arryn Falco: Through pain. And sacrifice.
    04:02:54 - TSgt. Arryn Falco: We dab.

     

    04:07:20 - TSgt. Arryn Falco: I once saw a racoon fucking my cat on the hood of my truck once - and I thought, where's the nature in that -- but that was some fucking David Suzuki style shit right there, Recruit.

     

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  2. 21:16:18 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Nice tits, Tuuli
    21:16:26 - **Lt. Eleanor Tuuli glances down at her vest.
    21:16:43 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Y'know, I heard an interesting fact once -- apparently if you were to shrink the Earth down to the size of a bowling bowl, it would be indiscernably flat
    21:16:59 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: And yet still it would have nothing on the curvature of your bossom

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  3. 22:22:24 - **TSgt. Arryn Falco raises her left hand from the jug of apple juice, clentching her fist - to straighten her pointer and pinky fingers out, and hold them to her head.
    22:22:27 - TSgt. Arryn Falco: Nico nico niiiii~
     

    22:24:05 - TSgt. Arryn Falco: Now I am simply a medical prodigy without a care in the world.
    22:24:12 - TSgt. Arryn Falco: Peoples limbs are blown off? Seen't that.
    22:24:19 - TSgt. Arryn Falco: Your girls is an uckers? Been't that.
     

    03:18:15 - Pfc. Noemi 'Tidbit' Rosangela[PM]: my mother is in a urn
    03:18:20 - MSgt. Nikolai Dimov[PM]: o7
     

  4. Larsen appreciation post

     

    00:56:32 - **Col. Brian C. Larsen raises his cupped hand to his mouth, making a cock sucking motion
     

    18:28:50 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Sentoniel.

    18:29:05 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Stop whacking your fellow trooper about with that gravestone and pay attention to me.
     

    18:30:54 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: All officers

    18:30:56 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Master Sergeant Dimov
    18:31:02 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Sergeant Canton
    18:31:08 - MSgt. Nikolai Dimov: Oh. I thought you were calling me, sir.
    18:31:12 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Fuck off Dimov
    18:31:15 - MSgt. Nikolai Dimov: Yes, sir.
    18:31:17 - **BgGen. Brian C. Larsen nods
     

    21:51:13 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen[ADMIN]: <color=215, 215, 105>Lala was my nigga

    (xal said I can post this on the forums its not leaking admin chat!)

     

    22:00:26 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: I find this interesting.
    22:00:37 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: "Why do you find this interesting, General Larsen?"
    22:00:53 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Fleet are about as useful as a soleless boot
    22:01:00 - **Po. Mina Ren scoffs.
    22:01:07 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Scoff away, sweetheart
    22:01:41 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Saw plenty of your comrades put a half trillion fed pounds to good use when they played target practice for Sparky back there
     

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  5. 3 hours ago, Bohannon said:

    23:12:23 - **MSgt. Nikolai Dimov holds up a "wait a sec" finger to Thacker but it actually means "shut the fuck up, bitch."

    this is honestly one of my favorite quotes of all time from myself. ill suck my own dick in this thread idc

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  6. hello friends

    I have come to indulge in doinkery

     

    21:49:25 - TSgt. Arryn Falco[YELL]: I tell you what - nearly two years of service here, and I have yet to murder anything quite like I do my own goddamn meat!

     

     21:26:49 - **TSgt. Arryn Falco offers a soft, happy smile towards the Warrant Officer, her eyes drifting into the distance (a sum of a measurement, usually proclaiming that the object in the focal point is very far away; thus gaining the word distance. distance, used in different contexts, can be appropriate to describe one of the following; travelled measurements, connection between two people, and how fucking long my doink hits are)
     

    22:51:13 - **TSgt. Arryn Falco takes the fist to the pussy, letting out a loud, sharp screech.
    22:51:20 - TSgt. Arryn Falco[YELL]: I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR FUCKING NOSE OFF.

     

     23:24:45 - SSgt. Erae Bellic: I don't think we sung about big ol' doinks in church.

     

    : 23:35:35 - SSgt. Erae Bellic: Give me an explanation what a 'Doink' is.
    23:35:38 - LCpl. Angela P. Clark: Yeah!
    23:35:55 - **TSgt. Arryn Falco gasps, taking a step back - her left hand raising to her chest. She looked very offended.
    23:36:02 - TSgt. Arryn Falco: H-How dare you!
     

     00:29:28 - TSgt. Arryn Falco: Jeebie weebies, they're going to be looking fresh as fuck smoking doinks all day.


    00:30:37 - **TSgt. Arryn Falco presses a doink into her mouth, huffing on it a few times - before she'd run into the screen at full tilt, disappearing from reality with the final; "da ting goes papapa"
    00:30:39 - : - weakmoon (2017 colorized) has just disconnected.
    00:30:47 - WO. Nikolai Dimov: There goes my hero.

     

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  7. 21:34:25 - 3Spc. Martineus Dervulin[OOC]: We have a Recruit General Big Dicc running around
    21:34:42 - Rct. General Bigg Dicc[OOC]: even bigger than it sounds

     

    22:01:21 - : You cannot use OOC for 0 more seconds.
     


     

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