Heresiarch Grimm

Is that the punisher villain guy? 'Cause Dumont is also the punisher villain guy.

Tyberos m'lady- boy

Captain and his fit bit not doing it for you?

Can I get my paki to go please? And can I get a side of unga-bunga land with uh... No niggers please? I had that last time and it caused too many problems.

Drinking motor oil and shitting febreeze is a common past time.

@Deckers

Where are the U P D A T E S

I mean, at least it isn't The Pretty Reckless.

This is weak. Where's my Lord of the Lost? My Papa Roach? Linkin Park? Breaking Benjamin?

Whilst roaming the decks of the Grant waiting for a birthday to happen, one Trooper found a rare pair of birds. It has been documented for future reference. If you see any wildlife aboard the Grant or other areas of interest, please document them. Such interesting fauna includes the Rook Crab found on most beach R'n'R planets, the Orwellion Crow and the Kukao Desert Spider.

Tyberos.

Sure. Sure.

Tyberos.

Done.

Would you like to know more?

After the meeting held today (12th August), the following has been discussed and decided upon as the best course of action until Orwell returns from LOA and these issues can be dealt with in a more direct manner. I'm going to say this here and at the end, this is TEMPORARY until Orwell returns due to the current issue of previous iterations of MIPOD and its self-conflicting history. 1) All newer Psychics are not to go above Tier 0 in any of the currently listed abilities. This is due to two reasons, the foremost being in an effort to reduce the chances that Psychic A does something that later they could not when the powers are revamped and finalized. The second reason is because no Psychics which have become Psychic in the last OOC week would even be competent a Tier 0 abilities, let alone anything higher. There is one caveat to this, which is that any psychic proficient at Arachnid Scan Tier 0 can ALSO detect Control Bugs due to lack of alternate detection methods. 2) All pre-existing psychics from before Orwell's take-over of MIPOD are to blend in to the background and use their powers when asked. This is due to there being a variety of psychics from all sorts of iterations. Some of these iterations gave Psychics different lore than others, as well as different power-sets that enabled things that may not be possible currently. If you are in doubt of whether you as a pre-existing psychic can do something, cross-check with myself and the powers list. If what you're trying is more between Tier 1 and Tier 2, then it's most likely a no on if you can do it. 3) The current Go-To on Psychic stuff is broken down as follows; If you have questions regarding how your character would act in general or with certain skill-sets if focused on an overall "type", such as "How is my day-to-day life affected as a memory man?", "What do I need to be aware of as a lucky man when interacting with people?" and "How should I RP this power in general?" you should get in contact with @Tony If your questions are on how your character can be trained or found in the first place or is along the lines of inter-divisional relations e.g What should medical be aware of when treating a psychic, contact @Kris For all questions regarding Psychic lore and powers such as How are psychics generally different from anyone else, what does this ability do or can I do X thing you should contact myself. If you're not sure who your question should be asked to, ask any of us three and we'll help you if possible or direct you to who can. All of the above is TEMPORARY until Orwell returns, and has been posted to help REDUCE the work needed and confusion made when everything MIGHT change upon his return. @Coleision@MasterMedicMan@Lalatina@Jun Nagase@Tridon@cat danny 25

Whilst the information pertinent to the Mobile Infantry exists on record, seldom else can be found outside of one particular location inaccessible by most. {{{Image corrupted, please notify Federal Database Manager with error code - FF00216C}}} Basic Information: Name: Apukohai Tyberos Age: 20 D.O.B: Database Error Gender: Male Affiliation: Federation Role(s): Infantry, SAW Gunner, Weaponry Maintenance, M55 Certified, MIPOD Operative, Former Marauder. Kin: Database Error Homeworld: Karrus Alignment: Federation Hair Colour: N/A Eye Colour: Brown Build: Muscular by Karnan standards. Rank: Recruit -> First Class -> Lance -> Third Specialist -> First Class -> Lance Backstory: FSR-C Required. Other Information: FSR-C Required. Characteristics: Whiter than average skin, adorned with one (1) scrimshaw necklace. Motto: "Karnan to the Core." Notable actions or facts: N/A Commendations and Awards: N/A Friendships, Relationships and everything in-between: Loved|Admired|Friendly|Acquaintance|Neutral|Mixed|Dislikes|Fears Cait Donovan Former Medic. Proficiency acceptable. Known clashes with one other Trooper, no issues since. Interaction indicates Individual is trying to get along with members of the Unit whilst bending the rules of acceptable conduct. Involved with treatments regarding "condition". Combat efficiency known, competent with basic actions and unreliable with complex manoeuvres. Alicia White Medic. Proficiency unknown. Originally handled ailments relating to "condition". Little interaction otherwise. Friendly, potentially flirtatious behavior exhibited towards higher ranked individuals. Combat efficiency unknown. Further interaction and observation required. Daniel Dumont Medic. Proficiency deemed mediocre, additional observation required. Posited a solution to "condition". Little interaction since. Combat efficiency unknown. Further interaction and observation required. Vito Dominiko Engineer. Proficiency unknown. Recently put into Engineer Detachment by Lieutenant Vickers. Little interactions remembered. Presumed competent in Combat. Further interaction and observation required. Tzipora Bronson Infantry. Newly recruited to Unit. Proficiency seems adequate so far. Spends most of their time in the bar. Individual seems smart, also not Terran, unknown if correlation present. Combat efficiency deemed equal to Donovan. Further interactions and observations required. Veronika Harth Infantry. Newly recruit to Unit. Proficiency seems sub-par due to already sustained injuries. So far spends time with Marauders. Identifies self as "Lich". Individual has some capacity for planning, may prove beneficial. Combat efficiency unknown, presumed poor due to sustained injuries. Further interactions required. Chiyuki Asahi Infantry. Proficiency seems adequate, though no or little first hand accounts. Small amounts of interaction outside of combat deployments or unit enforced gatherings such as mandatory showering. No consistent area found for individual. Further interactions required. William Saint-Claire Many things. Proficiency deemed sub-par due to individual being in multiple roles during time with Unit. Roles include, but may not be limited to; Engineer, FFRL Operative, Weapons Specialist, Medical Infantry, possibly a Judicial Marine. Multiple roles assumed to be gained by pity and number requirements rather than skill, given horrific performance in the field. Spends majority of spare time in bar. Would trust Former Medic Donovan over Individual for medical treatment. Would trust Engineer Volker for Engineering actions over Individual. Would trust Asahi over Individual for combat performance. Lorilee Zemke Fleetie. Can at least fly. Dumb as bricks. Thinks they look like a baby penguin, thus self-assigned the callsign Penguin. Doesn't seem to know what a baby penguin actually looks like. Is about as useful outside of a cockpit as a baby penguin. Doesn't seem to exist outside of one or two instances on the Grant. "Bianchi" Medic. Proficiency unknown. Combat ability unknown. Barely known to exist, much more observation and interaction required.

Necroing my own Dossier, could an admoon please shift it to Remembrance? Nuking this post is optional.

No matter what, someone's getting screwed and there's gonna be a lot of noise. It also represents what usually gets projected when someone does /me mindfucks dude

I use my dodge skill

Which D?

I use my free action to grab rope from my bag, and my full action to fucking hang myself with the Use Rope skill. Do I succeed?

I don't think I have an agility bonus.

Anyone can turn out shit at a fast rate. Just look at the U.S and their history of deployments. Those are some pretty tasty ratios.