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Tragedy strikes the mining system of Zeconis!
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(Song in the spoiler)
Earlier this December, the system of Zeconis faced a massive, devastating assault just outside the Arachnid Quarantine zone!
The Zeconis system held significance to the federation in the form of precious materials crucial to the creation of Morita rifles and tactical gear issued to the Mobile Infantry and Fleet personnel of the Federal Armed Forces. Out of the six planets settled, two were entirely lost to devastating bug meteor strikes, being Hanov and Lochillon, important manufacturers of copper and platinum. One trooper, a Corporal Taylor Lee, was stationed with the 401st Morita Batallion aboard Hanov. He is one of the few survivors of the attack.
"I've never seen so much fire, or so much -- dark. People were running and screaming for their lives. All I could do was sit there and hold my rifle."
A general retreat and evacuation order was given on December 26th for the entire system. The defending battalions were far out numbered and under geared. Both military and civilian vessels ferried entire cities worth of people directly out of the system for the nearest space stations, where aid is being rendered to those displaced.
Lieutenant General Terrence Arceo made an announcement on the loss of the system, "The loss of the Zeconis System is heart breaking to the people of the Federation, and devastating to the production of Federal Assets. The death toll is estimated to be around 3.6 Billion people, including Mobile Infantrymen and Fleet Personnel."
The Lieutenant General Continued with
"We're currently formulating an offensive strategy to take Zeconis back from the arachnid menace. That's all I can say regarding this."
- Are you a highschool graduate or GED holder?
- Do you consider yourself to be a physically fit and mentally adapted individual?
Report to your nearest federal recruitment depot to do YOUR PART in ensuring tragedies such as Zeconis NEVER happen again!
WOULD YOU
LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
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SpoilerCpt. Otto Dresdner whispers, "What are you, gay?"
Cpl. Franco Sorrentino whispers, "Are you?"
Cpt. Otto Dresdner whispers, "Only halfway."
Cpl. Franco Sorrentino whispers, "Wanna bang?"
Cpt. Otto Dresdner whispers, "I'm an Officer."
Cpt. Otto Dresdner whispers, "You're a whore."
Cpt. Otto Dresdner whispers, "It'd be a hangable offense."
Cpl. Franco Sorrentino whispers, "Exactly."
Cpt. Otto Dresdner whispers, "Autoerotic asphyxiation, then?"
Cpl. Franco Sorrentino whispers, "yes."Spoiler[RADIO] Cpl. Franco Sorrentino: Larsen, I fucked your mother
[RADIO] LtCol. Brian C. Larsen: Report to the airlock** Pfc. Memphis C. Rushing then the simbols on the pease of paper started glowing and i sead "ok the simbols are now glowing and i dont know what it means."
Spoiler*** Sgt. Franco Sorrentino unbuckles his belt, dropping his pants and boxers to his ankles. He'd then squat down overtop the toilet. The next thirty seconds would be that of a horror film. From the mans lower-region would emitt a fowl stentch like no other -- Imagine Vieux Boulogne Cheese mixed with The excretion of a skunk. The quiet dripping of liquid shit could be heard for a moment before a loud 'plunk' emitts as the man relieves himself into the toilet. This horrid stentch quickly fills the bathroom.
***Within the bowl would be a horrid mixture or orange, green, and red. Perhaps blood? Regardless, theres a solid mixture of liquid, solids, and everything in between. (Sgt. Franco Sorrentino)
Punishment involving Lewis from Fleet. Get fucked.
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Pvt. Henry Carver says, "Permission to read the writing quickly, Sergeant?"
MSgt. Valentina Pacheco says, "Do it."
Sgt. Graham Maclagan says, "Granted, yeah."
** Pvt. Henry Carver inspects the writing.
*** Sgt. Franco Sorrentino sneezes in gay.
** Pvt. James Herzog laughs in Hebrew.
** 3Spc. Eva O'Casey burps in Gaelic
** 3Spc. Alfred C. Smith shutters at the word "Mines"
** LCpl. Asmund Bjarke blinks in Brail.
** Pfc. Noemi 'Tidbit' Rosangela giggles in Sand-Eater.
** LCpl. Victor Von 'Doom' Klauster sniffs in German.
Carver begins to translate.
Pvt. Henry Carver says, "It says...."
*** Sgt. Franco Sorrentino dies in binary.
** 3Spc. Alfred C. Smith Laughs in ASL
[OOC] MSgt. Valentina Pacheco: be ic
Pvt. Henry Carver says, "Blue....Devil....Lurks."
** Pvt. Henry Carver gets up.
** 2Spc. Remington Slade thinks in white people
[OOC] Sgt. Graham Maclagan: quit fucking around in /mes
Pvt. Henry Carver says, "We need to go, Master Sergeant."
** LCpl. Asmund Bjarke fucks around in /me.
[OOC] Sgt. Graham Maclagan: or i will kick in russian
** 3Spc. Eva O'Casey trys to fix her thought process in Ebonics.
** 3Spc. Alfred C. Smith quits fuckin around in /me
SpoilerPfc. Memphis C. Rushing says, "did i ever said i was humen"
SpoilerLt. Francine Carmichael yells: ''Anything else?''
** Pvt. Albert ''Big Gay Al'' Harris keeps his hand raised.
Lt. Francine Carmichael yells: ''Harris.''
Pvt. Albert ''Big Gay Al'' Harris says, "Nevermind.-
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Facial Reference:
Theme:
Age: 26
Place Of Birth: Cordelia, Pantelleria
Species: Human
Race: Caucasian
Height: 6'3
Weight: 190Lbs
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Green
Gender: Don't assume my
Son to Even and Borge Helle
Brother to Alfred Helle
Helle grew up in your standard, run of the mill middle class home upon Cordelia. The planet was a notorious tourist spot after the arachnids had hit Zegema Beach. The planet was mostly water and incredibly erratic weather. Outside of this, he passed highschool with a C+ average and the definition of a average GPA. After highschool he worked as a smith, making fine cutlery for the local restaurants. After living a more or less meaningless life, he decided to enlist in the Mobile Infantry after being turned down by fleet.
What I think of the people I serve with:
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19:26:17 - Lt. Travis Young: That thing your doing.. With the lips.. It stops now.
19:26:22 - Cpt. Otto Dresdner: Suckin' dick?
19:26:23 - Cpt. Otto Dresdner: Who?
19:26:24 - Cpt. Otto Dresdner: When?
19:26:26 - Cpt. Otto Dresdner: And where?
18:49:52 - Cpt. Otto Dresdner: I'm a broken record 'cause ya' fucks forgot your ear-pro' an' cannea 'ear shite.
18:50:58 - Pvt. J Lance: Cpt watch your profanity..
18:51:05 - Cpt. Otto Dresdner: The fuck'da'ya'jus'say?19:19:16 - Cpt. Otto Dresdner: You're having a cold one, Sorrentomato.
19:19:19 - Cpt. Otto Dresdner: I'm not making anymore gay shit.
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49th Morita Carbine Company "Salois's Shaman"
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1 minute ago, Durango said:
>negan
>screencap of TWD character
hmmm
we are negan
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[: Picture :]
Facial Reference Above
[: Theme song :][: General Information :]
Name: Jeffrey Negan
Alias: N/A
Biological Gender: Male
Physical Age: 26
Place of Birth: Hesperus, New Haven
Date of Birth:09/10/2272Height: 6' 1
Weight: 161 Pounds
Build: Mesomorphic
Blood Type: A+
Eye Colour: Green
Hair Colour: BrownAlignment: Sure
Political views: Federal Nationalist
Mental State: Green
Preferred Musical Genre: Rock
Preferred Type of Writing: Anything
Criminal Record: 1 Count of Assault
Known Languages: Federal standard (English)
Relationship Status: N/A
Motto: One True Hope
Religious Views: Christian.
[: Medical History :]N/A
[: Family :]- Carl Negan - Father - Citizen [ACTIVE]
- Lucy Negan - Motherizen [ACTIVE]
[: Education & Training :]
- First Aid Training | Status: Passed
- Combat Infantryman's Course | Status: Passed
- CLS Course | Status: Passed
NOTICE: ALL RECORDS PERTAIN TO CURRENT UNIT SERVICE. FOR PREVIOUS SERVICE RECORDS, PLEASE FORMALLY REQUEST ACCESS TO INFORMATION.
[: Military Career :]
Current Unit: 112th Mobile Infantry, Alpha Company "Garrets Grapes"
Branches Served In: Mobile Infantry.
Previous Units: N/A
Demotions: N/A
Age of Enlistment: 18
Promotion Record:- Recruit > Private > Private First Class >
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Facial Reference Above
[: Theme song :]None[: General Information :]
Name: Johnson Dough
Alias: N/A
Biological Gender: Male
Physical Age: 29
Place of Birth: , Iskander
Date of Birth:Height: 6' 1
Weight: 170 Pounds
Build: Mesomorphic
Blood Type: O+
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: BrownAlignment:
Political views: Federal Nationalist
Mental State: Green
Preferred Musical Genre: Metal or Rap
Preferred Type of Writing: Horror
Criminal Record: 1 Counts of Public Nudity
Known Languages: Federal standard (English)
Relationship Status: N/A
Motto: What am I doing
Religious Views:None.
[: Medical History :]- Progenitor round to the chest, lung and sternum obliterated, un-treated, cause of death.
[: Family :]- Betty White | Mother - Citizen [ACTIVE]
- McFly Dough | Father - Citizen [ACTIVE]
[: Education & Training :]
- First Aid Training | Status: Passed
- Combat Infantryman's Course | Status: Passed
- CLS Course | Status: Passed
NOTICE: ALL RECORDS PERTAIN TO CURRENT UNIT SERVICE. FOR PREVIOUS SERVICE RECORDS, PLEASE FORMALLY REQUEST ACCESS TO INFORMATION.
[: Military Career :]
Current Unit: 112th Mobile Infantry, Alpha Company "Garrets Grapes"
Branches Served In: Mobile Infantry.
Previous Units: 82nd Morita Rifle Battalion "Flakes Flowers" / Charlie Company, First Platoon
Demotions: N/A
Age of Enlistment: 19
Promotion Record:- Recruit > Private > Private First Class >
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