the edward vang human population recovery program

[Orwell]

[The following is scrawled out on a piece of paper attached to the bulletin board. The penmanship is poor. ]

 

 

THE PATENT PENDING EDWARD VANG HUMAN POPULATION RECOVERY PROGRAM

 

ladies and gentlemen the facts are staring us in the face -- the bugs' primary advantage is their numbers, plain and simple. a battalion can be deployed for weeks and kill THOUSANDS of bugs and their actions are negligible to the greater ARACHNID POPULATION

 

if the human race is meant to last, we must come up with a more effective means of creating human beings to fight the BUG MENACE

 

• get rid of the family unit

i am 100% serious. mommy and daddy system sires only a few children in the grand scheme of things. we need to expand beyond monogamous relations. we take a page out of brigham young's book, and we up the spouses.

• male citizens assigned a harem of AT LEAST 10 fertile females in order to keep 
• institute 'brood system' - 'families' will be replaced with BROODS - entities of 100~200 writhing spawn from a single male patriarch. runts of the litter will be consumed. FATHER becomes BROOD KING. if a pregnancy typically lasts 9 months, and we allow brood kings unfettered access to his harem we will be able to achieve these numbers and then some in a relatively short period of time
• conscript children

now look, this sounds bad but if little timmy can load and shoot a Morita then we need to start being practical. this is the path to success! it may not sound pretty, but we need to secure an existence for the human race!

 

if you'd like to debate or take up any questions, please raise them with private first class ed vang

[Gromborg]

[A note is tacked underneath the paper]

 

Why isn't this man Sky Marshall yet?

[Rook]

[A number is left scrawled onto the bottom of the paper. Anyone who would attempt to call the number would find it to be the Federal Mental Health Hotline.]