Rook Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Faceclaim: Name: Carlos D. Anger Alias: Bad Muthafucka Biological Gender: Male Physical Age: Old enough Place of Birth: A hospital Date of Birth: The day the Earth stood still. Disposition: Crack addict Ultimate badass. Alignment: Lawfully lawful Mental State: Loony bin Preferred Musical Genre: Vitas- 7th Element Preferred Type of Writing: Porno mag Preferred Sleeping Position: With your mom Criminal Record: 16 counts of murder, 7 counts of breaking and entering, 4 counts of grand theft auto, 2 counts of interplanetary weapons smuggling, 1 count of trading of weapons of mass destruction. Known Languages: English, you fucking commie. Sexual Orientation: No homo Current Precinct: Whatever island he's squatting on. Prior Precinct: Whatever island the 112th blew up last. Relationship Status: Me give my heart to a woman? Not for nothin, never happen, I'll be forever mackin'. Motto: "Drop the fucking coconut!"- Officer D. Anger Religious Views: Pastafarian Physical Traits: Height: 6'0" Weight: 180 lbs Build: Necromorph Blood Type: Red Eye Colour: Brown Hair Colour: Brown Known Injuries: Everything Past Injuries: Immolation, shotgun wound to the forehead, execution, vaporization Family: Mother [Yes] - Crackwhore Father [Yes] - Deadbeat Service Record: Federation Armed Services Archive;S-A#13506#3B <<: Username: S-A#17340 Password: ******** :>> <<: Forwarding Login, Standby.. :>> <<: Authenticating Access, Standby...:>> <<: Success! :>> <<: Loading Database, Please Standby.... :>> <<: Opening File: S-A-488#4B ...... :>> <: Viewing File S-A-488#4B :>> General Information First Name: Carlos Middle Name: Dirk Last Name: Anger Age (YO): Old enough Race: Master Race Nationality: Rogue Islandish Place of Birth: A hospital Rank: Bringer of Eternal Justice Status: Somewhat alive Physical Information Height: 6' 0" Weight: 180 lbs Eye Colour: Brown Hair Colour: Brown Ethnicity: Ethnically Cockroach Build Type: Necromorph Medical History: Yes Mental Information IQ: Smarter than your average bear. Preferred Learning Method: School Academic Interests: Gender studies Artistic Interests: Interpretive dancing Athletic Interests: Justice Key Personality Traits: Bad mamba jamba Notes: Didn't take any. Pre-enlistment Background High School Education:Yes High School GPA: Yes College Education (if applicable): No College Majors (if applicable):No Criminal Record:Yes Armed Services Career Current precinct: Island Branches Served In: Fedburger deluxe. Federales taco shack. Previous Precinct: Island Demotions: Demoted to potato. Criminal Record:Of course Age of Enlistment:Yes Total Deployments:2 Combat Deployments:2 Wounds Received in Action: Many Awards Received(In This Unit): Meritorious Coconut Award First Class Promotion Record: Cdt.->Officer-> Detective-> Potato-> Homeless person-> Officer <<: Saving File As : >> Saving File... Saving File... Saving File... <<: File Saved : >> <<: Encrypting File : >> Encrypting... Encrypting... Encrypting... ENCRYPTED DISCONNECTING USER CONSOLE SHUTTING DOWN... CONNECTION LOST Personal Relations:Crimson- Fuck you Cancer patient-I'll remember you, motherfucker. Teal-Gone but not forgotten Rookie Samuel Miller- You were just a kid... I made the mistake of thinking I could return to a normal life. Everywhere the 112th goes, pain and loss follows. I'll make those 112th bastards pay for what they did to you. Pink-Person who I would totally have passionate gay sex with in a totally non-homosexual way Bufort T. Justice- You my homie for life. We must bring order to these lawless lands. Whether it be by the barrel of our gun, or the heavy handed justice of the coconut. Blue-Fuck you and your muthafucking dogShit Mouthed Yellow Jacket- I'm going to drive this tank up your ass, boy. Imma make you squeal like a pig. Bring your little red friend with the stupidly large backpack too. Last edited: Mar 19, 2017 Rook, Mar 19, 2017 #1 Link to comment
Kris Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Why did I read this again Link to comment
Rook Posted August 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 8 minutes ago, Kris said: Why did I read this again You know you liked it. Link to comment
Rook Posted August 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 9 minutes ago, Luckish said: Tried all 3 of those already bb. I'm more into chains and ballgags though. Link to comment
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