SST Quotes Thread

[Silly goose]

Any gems you catch.

[radical roach]

[redneckrOadkill]

** LCpl. Octavia 'RoboCorp' Kastner just looks at Delatorre as if she came home to him fucking her mother and sister at the same time. 

[Zerggy]

** MSpc. Emilie Baader places the file down on the desk, she shits down on the chair.
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie Baader:  SHIT
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie Baader:  OK
[CMD] MSgt. Eleanor Tuuli: Next time I see either of you Wort morons trying to act fly over a debrief, I'll break your legs.
** MSpc. Emilie Baader salutes
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie Baader:  ffs
[LOOC] 3Spc. Aramis Arcene:  ok
[LOOC] 3Spc. Aramis Arcene:  ok
[LOOC] 3Spc. Aramis Arcene:  ok
[RADIO] Pvt. Carl Wort: Understood Corporal/
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie Baader:  i'm having technical difficulties here.
 

[Zerggy]

[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie Baader:  OH OK
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie Baader:  what the fuck is going on
[RADIO] Rct. Dickson Wort: He said Corporal.
[RADIO] Pvt. Carl Wort: Hm?
[LOOC] 3Spc. Aramis Arcene:  I think you're having a minor seizure
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie Baader:  its ok
[LOOC] 3Spc. Aramis Arcene:  Lemme get some medics
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie Baader:  its ok
[RADIO] Pvt. Carl Wort: Oh.
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie Baader:  im fine.
[RADIO] Rct. Dickson Wort: Turning my radio off madam.
Player Lippa left the game (Disconnect by user.)
[LOOC] 3Spc. Aramis Arcene:  ok
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie Baader:  this is normal.
[LOOC] 3Spc. Aramis Arcene:  you're fine
 

[F r a n c o]

[PM] Cpl. Travis Young: Sorry, Once they they that syrup in them they get all antsy in the pantsy.
[PM] Cpt. Franco E. Sorrentino: ???
[PM] Cpl. Travis Young: Sorry, I have Super Troopers Tourettes.
 

[Sir Boberto]

Rct. John Sandlin says, "how ?"

Pvt. Steve Luther says, "majic"
Rct. John Sandlin says, "no really how ?"
Pvt. Steve Luther says, "the magical majic"
Pvt. Steve Luther says, "im the grand wizzard now shooooo"

(Slightly later)
Rct. John Sandlin says, "how do you join ?"
Spc. John 'Short Shot' Sherman says, "The engineers?"
Rct. John Sandlin says, "no you "
Spc. John 'Short Shot' Sherman says, "Who>?"
Spc. John 'Short Shot' Sherman says, "i am the engineers"
Rct. John Sandlin says, "sorry gtg "
Spc. John 'Short Shot' Sherman says, "All of them"
Spc. John 'Short Shot' Sherman says, "Fuckin weird"
 

[Silly goose]

 

[PM] Pvt. Ethan Walker: Hello?

[PM] SSgt. Alice Vickers: whats up

[PM] Pvt. Ethan Walker: Nothing much, but I sort of thought about what if we were Mauraders. Alright so you know characters from comics right, if you we a maurader what character would it be, from any type of media

Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons says, "Well hello there"

[PM] SSgt. Alice Vickers: i havent read the comics

Pvt. Ethan Walker says, "Miss me?"

** Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons brings him into and kisses him on the cheek "Only a little"

[PM] Pvt. Ethan Walker: I meant like Comic book characters.

[PM] SSgt. Alice Vickers: i dont understand the question

** Pvt. Ethan Walker smirks and kisses her cheek "You sure about that?"

Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons says, "Uh-huh..."

Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons says, "I need a drink after my flight back"

[PM] Pvt. Ethan Walker: sorry let me re-phrase the question

[PM] Pvt. Ethan Walker: So if you had a Maurader Character, who would it be like a lot, from anytime of media.

[PM] SSgt. Alice Vickers: sasha grey

[PM] Pvt. Ethan Walker: Alright, I go with Hugh Jackmen's Wolverine.

[PM] SSgt. Alice Vickers: that's a low effort choice

[PM] Pvt. Ethan Walker: Because this scene is basically my character: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNuPB8F7krk

[PM] SSgt. Alice Vickers: your character walks around asking to be shot while holding pencils between his fingers?

[PM] Pvt. Ethan Walker: No just the line tho

Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons says, "Well...now that the lights are off and noone is in here....."

** Pvt. Ethan Walker smirks and kisses Kaitlyn.

** Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons wraps arms around his neck and brings him closer

[LOOC] Pvt. Ethan Walker:  To the steam messages

[LOOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  got you

[PM] Pvt. Ethan Walker: Though that would be funny

[PM] Pvt. Ethan Walker: But no, I more give him that PTSD and then make him have anger problems

[PM] SSgt. Alice Vickers: he he

[PM] SSgt. Alice Vickers: does he masturbate with peanut butter

[PM] Pvt. Ethan Walker: No that's only Skadi

[PM] SSgt. Alice Vickers: he he

[PM] Pvt. Ethan Walker: LOL

[PM] Pvt. Tori Black: im ready

[PM] SSgt. Alice Vickers: if you were roleplaying a sexual fetish what x-men character would they be

[LOOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  damnit!

** Pvt. Tori Black crawls into Ethan and Simmons bed.

Pvt. Tori Black says, "Alright."

** Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons sighs

[LOOC] Pvt. Ethan Walker:  Fuck..

Pvt. Tori Black says, "I'm here to make this fiesty as hell."

Pvt. Tori Black says, "Bend over, big boy."

** Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons leans back onto backboard

** Pvt. Tori Black has her / his huge cock.

** Pvt. Ethan Walker pushes Tori Black off the bunk

Pvt. Tori Black has rolled 100 (100 + 0).

Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons has rolled 90 (90 + 0).

Pvt. Ethan Walker has rolled 84 (84 + 0).

** Pvt. Tori Black is not moved.

** Pvt. Ethan Walker puts shirt back on.

** Pvt. Tori Black puts dick away

Warrior says, "Alright honey, I'm here."

** Pvt. Tori Black bites her lower lip, looking the bug over.

[LOOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  go fuck that

[LOOC] Pvt. Ethan Walker:  Fire at will motherfucker

Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons says, "Why the fuck is a warrior here?"

** Warrior advances on Tori Black, clicking her mandibles.

** Warrior waggles her claws erotically.

** Pvt. Tori Black continues nibbling, looking all meek and small.

Pvt. Ethan Walker says, "I think she fucks warrior"

** Warrior chitters hotly, stroking Tori's human-skin with her strong jaw.

Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons says, "I feel grossed out about sex now"

Pvt. Tori Black says, "W-woof."

Warrior says, "G-good dog."

** Pvt. Tori Black waggles a bit.

[OOC] Pvt. Ethan Walker:  Bugs and human are starting a relationship. WTF?

** Warrior establishes eye contact with Walker as she moves Tori Black onto her back, on the floor.

Warrior says, "What are you going to do about it, big boy?"

** Warrior winks a big buggy eye.

[RADIO] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons: Ummmm there is a human fucking a warrior

** Pvt. Tori Black takes to the floor, staring up.

Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons says, "I feel slightly turned on...."

** Warrior opens her jaw wide, exposing a Pathfinder with a Morita inside. "I've got you now," he says.

[Gunned ‘em down.]

 

[Centrix]

[OOC] Lt. Bruce Sykes:  roll
[OOC] Lt. Bruce Sykes:  all of u
Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine has rolled 60 (60 + 0).
[RADIO] Cpl. Travis Young: Blue, move south.
Pvt. Micheal Calvetti has rolled 51 (51 + 0).
[RADIO] Cpl. Florens AgterEekte: Red. Move south as you shoot.
[OOC] Lt. Bruce Sykes:  below 60, ur knocked down
SSgt. Alice Vickers has rolled 45 (10 + 35).
Cpl. Dillon 'Pickles' Nosh has rolled 57 (57 + 0).
Pvt. Micheal Calvetti has rolled 84 (84 + 0).
Pfc. Anna Karimi has rolled 66 (66 + 0).
Cpl. Travis Young has rolled 66 (66 + 0).
SSgt. Alice Vickers has rolled 66 (66 + 0).
Cpl. Dillon 'Pickles' Nosh has rolled 66 (66 + 0).
Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine has rolled 96 (96 + 0).
Lt. Bruce Sykes has rolled 96 (96 + 0).
LCpl. Katie Heartfilia has rolled 7 (7 + 0).
Pfc. Anna Karimi has rolled 54 (54 + 0).
 

[Dimov]

 ** Cpl. Florens AgterEekte touched his chest.
Cpl. Florens AgterEekte says, "I--I have boobs."
 

 

The spider migrates into his pants.
Cpl. Florens AgterEekte says, "Oh baby what is you doing?"
** Cpl. Florens AgterEekte then fainted.

 

MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith says, "My psychic camera senses sense you are a virgin."
MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith says, "I can fix that."
** Sgt. Erae Bellic waves at the camera.
Sgt. Erae Bellic says, "Wow."
WO. Nikolai V. Dimov says, "What the fuck is going on."
MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith says, "I'm trying to get my camera wet, Warrent officer."
MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith says, "Golly jee."
 

you don't need context

[Bohannon]

 

Obi Young Kenobi Swings diagonally from the top left to the bottom right.

Bohannankin jumps backwards and throws his saber.

Obi Young Kenobi Force throws Bohannakin's lightsaber behind them, allowing him Obi Young Kenobi to escape to the high ground(tm).

Bohannankin force grabs his saber and looks up at Obi Young Kenobi.

Obi Young Kenobi Yells " It's over Bohannakin, I have the high ground!"

Bohannankin Yells "You underestimate my power!"

Obi Young Kenobi Yells "Don't try it!"

Bohannankin Jumps up to Obi Young Kenobi.

Obi Young Kenobi cuts his young apprentice Bohannanakin at the knees, then cuts off his left arm in the blink of an eye. Bohannanakin tumbles down the embankment and rolls to a stop near the edge of the lava.

Obi Young Kanobi "You were the chosen one! You were supposed to destroy the Bugs, not join them!"

Bohannanakin Yells "I hate you!"

Obi Young Kenobi Yells "You were my brother,My Fleet Officer,Bohannanakin. I loved you!"

Bohannanakin's clothing blows into the lava river and ignites. Suddenly Bohannanakin bursts into flames and starts screaming.

Obi Young Kenobi looks in horror as Bohannankin becomes engulfed in flames. Obi Young Kenobi can't watch him as he struggles to climb the embankment, covered in flames. He runs back to Murphme's ship as Bohannanakin drops, smoldering, near the top of the lava pit.

[Zerggy]

Pilotfish has connected to the server.
[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  does anyone know what to do if your cat's penis is constantly swollen?
[OOC] LCpl. Simon Goatingson:  Take it to the vet
[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  you know exactly what to do 
[OOC] LCpl. Valerie Faust:  Red Rocket
[OOC] LCpl. Katie Heartfilia: ice it
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  blueball
[OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith:  Suck it a little
[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:
[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  it's not technically my cat
[OOC] LCpl. Simon Goatingson:  Tickle it
You must wait 2 more second(s) before using OOC.
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  THEN THROW THE CAT OUT WTF ARE YOU DOIN
[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  and no i milk him regularly that's not it
[OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith:  Suck it a little more
[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  fiddle with it
[OOC] LCpl. Simon Goatingson:  Do it anyway
[OOC] 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu:  get a cat hooker
[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  you milk 'your' cat
 

 

 

[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  
[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  i mean you could google 'cat swollen penis solutions' too
[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  he gets angsty otherwise
 

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  wtf what kind of cat does your neighbour own
[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:   hold on a sec ima google that shit
[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  dont forget to go incognito mode
[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  it's furless but friendly
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  I don't understand
[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  very small for a cat and has a long segmented tail
[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  dude that cat has a none stop boner bassiclly
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  are you in a relationship with the cat
[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  no it's not engorged it's just swollen
Player NieR The Cute Loli changed name to *Generic German Character #4"
[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  TAKE HER TO DOCTER PHILL
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  ok what i suggest is you return the cat to its owner and let him/her deal with it
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  or just milk it some more and stroke its penis
[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  tell them to take it to the vet
[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  it can't retract its penis bassiclly
[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  or find a way to deal with it yourself and go 'hey neighs, I took care of your cat AND fixed his condition' at which point you will get a promotion
[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  or just a diamond sticker
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  the neighours would probably question why he is milking the cat
[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  im not on speaking terms with my neighbours they dont agree he needs to be milked
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  leave your neighbours up to it then its their cat
[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  MILKING IT WON'T HELP
[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  youre taking care of the cat of a neighbor youre not on speaking terms with?
[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  take it to the vet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith:  I worry for you Pilotfish
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  same
[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  im not exactly taking care he just comes in sometimes because i leave catnip out and then i shut the door 
[OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith:  So you steal the cat
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  then you milk it?
[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  slap lube on that mutha fucka
[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  no he likes it
[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  oh just try to return it
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  just put catnip outside the owners door
[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  you're already not on speaking terms, its not like it can get any worse
[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  i cant they have a restraining order
[OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith:  I just own a dog and don't get this problem
[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  do it slap the lube on the cat dick and it should retract
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  THEY HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU AND YOU HAVE THEIR CAT?
** 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu turns around.
[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  it only says i cant go near their house
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  Pilotfish what did you do
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[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  i went in one day to milk their cat because the door was open
[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  you can drop it into another neighbor who can then return it for you
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  ok ok pause a second
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  you went in oneday and milked their cat because the door was open
] kill
[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  YOU GO OVER THERE AND JERK THAT CAT OFF WHEN THE DOOR IS OPEN!?!
3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu says, "Apologies for disturbing you. Have a good day."
[OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith:  This is pilotfish we're talking about, how are you surprised
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  what even
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  okay lets ignore the past and focus on the cat penis issue
[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  Goddamn just get your own cat and fuck it
[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  well its pretty simple on my end
[OOC] 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu:  "let's ignore the past and focus on the cat penis issue" -best quote 2017
[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  cat has issues, youre not supposed to deal with it, all you have to do is find a way to return it to the neighbors
[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  and for that you find another neighbor, give the cat to them and tell them what needs to be done
Deckers has connected to the server.
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  jerk it off amirite
[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  which is to return it to the original neighbors
[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  Do it like mission impossible and drop in like a badass and jerk the cat off while your doing it
Herman the Sherman has connected to the server.
[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  pilotfish are you into beastiality
[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  sorry back its meowing now
[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:
OOC has been disabled. Please use /report if you need something from an admin.
OOC has been disabled. Please use /report if you need something from an admin.
[PM] LCpl. Dawson Langford: I suggest picking that cat up and throwing it outside the door, shutting the door and cut outside all outside communication - apart from SSTRP - and never go outside again

[Silly goose]

x-post from 'animals on the ship' thread

 

 

 

You are currently in the 'user' group of the server.

[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  does anyone know what to do if your cat's penis is constantly swollen?

[OOC] LCpl. Simon Goatingson:  Take it to the vet

[OOC] LCpl. Valerie Faust:  Red Rocket

[OOC] LCpl. Katie Heartfilia: ice it

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  blueball

[OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith:  Suck it a little

[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:

[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  it's not technically my cat

[OOC] LCpl. Simon Goatingson:  Tickle it

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  THEN THROW THE CAT OUT WTF ARE YOU DOIN

[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  and no i milk him regularly that's not it

[OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith:  Suck it a little more

[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  fiddle with it

[OOC] LCpl. Simon Goatingson:  Do it anyway

[OOC] 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu:  get a cat hooker

[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  you milk 'your' cat

[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  

[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  i mean you could google 'cat swollen penis solutions' too

[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  he gets angsty otherwise

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  wtf what kind of cat does your neighbour own

[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:   hold on a sec ima google that shit

[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  it's furless but friendly

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  I don't understand

[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  very small for a cat and has a long segmented tail

[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  dude that cat has a none stop boner bassiclly

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  are you in a relationship with the cat

[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  no it's not engorged it's just swollen

[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  TAKE HER TO DOCTER PHILL

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  ok what i suggest is you return the cat to its owner and let him/her deal with it

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  or just milk it some more and stroke its penis

[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  tell them to take it to the vet

[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  it can't retract its penis bassiclly

[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  or find a way to deal with it yourself and go 'hey neighs, I took care of your cat AND fixed his condition' at which point you will get a promotion

[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  or just a diamond sticker

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  the neighours would probably question why he is milking the cat

[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  im not on speaking terms with my neighbours they dont agree he needs to be milked

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  leave your neighbours up to it then its their cat

[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  MILKING IT WON'T HELP

[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  youre taking care of the cat of a neighbor youre not on speaking terms with?

[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  take it to the vet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith:  I worry for you Pilotfish

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  same

[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  im not exactly taking care he just comes in sometimes because i leave catnip out and then i shut the door

[OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith:  So you steal the cat

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  then you milk it?

[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  slap lube on that mutha fucka

[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  no he likes it

[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  oh just try to return it

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  just put catnip outside the owners door

[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  you're already not on speaking terms, its not like it can get any worse

[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  i cant they have a restraining order

[OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith:  I just own a dog and don't get this problem

[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  do it slap the lube on the cat dick and it should retract

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  THEY HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU AND YOU HAVE THEIR CAT?

[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  it only says i cant go near their house

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  Pilotfish what did you do

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[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  i went in one day to milk their cat because the door was open

[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  you can drop it into another neighbor who can then return it for you

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  ok ok pause a second

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  you went in oneday and milked their cat because the door was open

[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  YOU GO OVER THERE AND JERK THAT CAT OFF WHEN THE DOOR IS OPEN!?!

[OOC] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith:  This is pilotfish we're talking about, how are you surprised

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  what even

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  okay lets ignore the past and focus on the cat penis issue

[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  Goddamn just get your own cat and fuck it

[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  well its pretty simple on my end

[OOC] 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu:  "let's ignore the past and focus on the cat penis issue" -best quote 2017

[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  cat has issues, youre not supposed to deal with it, all you have to do is find a way to return it to the neighbors

[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  and for that you find another neighbor, give the cat to them and tell them what needs to be done

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  jerk it off amirite

[OOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  which is to return it to the original neighbors

[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:  Do it like mission impossible and drop in like a badass and jerk the cat off while your doing it

[OOC] LCpl. Dawson Langford:  pilotfish are you into beastiality

[OOC] SSgt. Alice Vickers:  sorry back its meowing now

[OOC] Pvt. Kaitlyn Simmons:

[LOOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  hey i just laid out a solution for you

[LOOC] Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine:  but ooc is disabled because cat talk

[PM] LCpl. Dawson Langford: I suggest picking that cat up and throwing it outside the door, shutting the door and cut outside all outside communication - apart from SSTRP - and never go outside again.

[PM] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: You join a GMOD SSTRP server and tell us how you broke into a house to milk a cat, got a restraining order, put catnip outside your door, let the cat in, milk the cat again, see that it has a swollen penis, come to us and say, What do I do? knowing this is SSTRP.

 

 

 

 

for all those concerned the issue is now resolved the cat is dead

[Silly goose]

[RADIO] SSgt. Alice Vickers: //  for all those concerned the issue is now resolved the cat is dead 

[RADIO] 3Po. Owethu Gwaluzu: // oh shit it's dead?

[Jish]

On 7/22/2017 at 9:58 PM, KoalaClam said:

MSgt. Nikolai V. Dimov says, "Trooper."

MSgt. Nikolai V. Dimov says, "Why the fuck do you not have a helmet."

Pvt. Aleksandr Ilari says, "Armor Plated ushanka"

 

 

(this one is important to me)

Back when this bullshit was allowed, you fucking commie. 

 

This is from an old community. Jester knows what this is. 

[Medic]

LCpl. Dawson Langford whispers, "Touch me."
** Cpl. Travis Young touches.
** LCpl. Dawson Langford creams
** Cpl. Travis Young wins.
 

[yahtz]

Sgt. Garret '.swf' Swift yells: ''WHY'RE YOU INJURED TROOPER?''
** Cpl. Dillon 'Pickles' Nosh vomits out of his dick
Sgt. Garret '.swf' Swift yells: ''FAIR ENOUGH.''

 

[Rook]

Krone has rolled 34 (34 + 0).
Pfc. Donald Handly says, "Jackson look out!"
** Rct. Jackson Johnson salutes
Rct. Jackson Johnson has rolled 17 (17 + 0).
** Dr. Kessenger casually walks past.
Johnson salutes the Krone. It stands up looking at him quizzically before bitch slapping him off the platform.
** Krone looks towards the other troopers.

[yahtz]

orwell did dis

 

[Rook]

Jakku map ftw

 

MSpc. Kristina 'Skadi' Sigrun says, "Hey caine"
MSpc. Kristina 'Skadi' Sigrun says, "How many portions you think I would get for the suit?"
Spc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine says, "About 75."
MSpc. Kristina 'Skadi' Sigrun says, "Damn, sounds pretty good"
MSpc. Kristina 'Skadi' Sigrun says, "If I was hungry."
Spc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine says, "I'll give you 120 for the sergeant."
 

[Centrix]

MSgt. Eleanor Tuuli yells: ''You might want to, you know, tell them we got shot down.''
Pfc. Donald Handly says, "Wait we got shot down!"
MSgt. Eleanor Tuuli yells: ''By conventional fire.''
MSgt. Eleanor Tuuli yells: ''Not plasma.''
Ethan says, "how did you not notice tf"
Pfc. Donald Handly says, "Huh. "
 

[Bohannon]

** Sgt. Travis Young stands up holding the towel at his waist. He starts to squeeze past everyone turning towards Bellic. He opens the towel, and flashes Bellic.  

** Sgt. Erae Bellic green eyes widen at the sudden flash. Her left hand comes up and swipes with some force at the object infront of her. "Please.. I don't need that near me.  

**Sgt. Travis Young closes the towel with an audible. "Oop!" And makes for the exit hopping on tippy toes.

[Guest]

Spc. Berthilda 'Themis' Hunter says, "Are you sure there isn't anything I can get you, Master Sergeant? Besides water."
** MSgt. Eleanor Tuuli blinks in response to the question.
MSgt. Eleanor Tuuli says, ". . . Iced water?"
Spc. Berthilda 'Themis' Hunter says, "... touche."

 

[Luckish]

** 3Spc. Mark Kogan quickly sticked the tiny needle into her skin on her middle finger, pulling it backwards. It would've been so gentle and soft that it would've felt as if a 56-year old anal porn superstar getting fucked by a tiny Asian man.
 

[Gabes.]

Cpl. Florens AgterEekte says, "Where is this smell coming from?"
Pvt. Sila Ren says, "Don't do that again...."
Cpl. Florens AgterEekte says, "Master specialist."
MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader says, "I don't know, Corporal."
Cpl. Florens AgterEekte says, "May I sniff you for a tiny bit a moment?"
MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader says, "No need, I think it's..."
** MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader sniffed AgterEekte.
MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader says, "Coming from you, Corporal?"
Cpl. Florens AgterEekte says, "..oh no."
Cpl. Florens AgterEekte says, ".mmy."
Cpl. Florens AgterEekte says, "...my cucumbers."
** Pvt. Sila Ren walks over and sniffs him as well.
MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader says, "Have you showered lately?"
Pvt. Sila Ren says, "Definitely you."
** Cpl. Florens AgterEekte touched his crotch.
Cpl. Florens AgterEekte says, "My cucumbers are smashed."
Cpl. Florens AgterEekte says, "Fugg."
Pvt. Maverick King says, "I was asleep! Whats up with the alarm1?"
Cpl. Florens AgterEekte says, "Let's go."
MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader says, "Oh, no... That's bad."
Cpl. Florens AgterEekte yells: ''Observation deck.''
MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader says, "You should get that looked at, Corporal!"
Cpl. Florens AgterEekte says, "No, literally."
Cpl. Florens AgterEekte says, "My cucumber."
** Cpl. Florens AgterEekte reached down to his zipper, unzipping it. He removed a smashed cucumber.
Cpl. Florens AgterEekte says, "...I'm sad now."
MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader says, "Ah... sad times."
Cpl. Florens AgterEekte says, "This was my best cucumber."
MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader says, "You can always buy a new one..."
Cpl. Florens AgterEekte says, "I have a supplier."
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader:  what the fuck kind of guy get supplied cucumbers.
[LOOC] Cpl. Florens AgterEekte:  <