Archer Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 @F r a n c ois this tachanka or carefully done google translate 1 1 Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 Never let SW into a simulation. Spoiler **MSpc. Reuben Amukama would casually swing the machete with his right hand, striking it on Bently's neck. **Pvt. Sebastian Bently would take the strike to the back of the neck, blood spraying from the back of his neck, splattering up Amukama's arm and covering the grass as he flopped forward into the dirt. **MSpc. Reuben Amukama sheathes the machete on his back; He walks for Bently's head and picks it up and starts talking to it like in every violent cartoon ever. **Pvt. Sebastian Bently 's head was picked up with ease, ridiculous amounts of blood pouring from his severed neck, pooling at Amukama's feet while his own neck released a large pool of blood. **MSpc. Reuben Amukama would attempt to prop the head back onto Bently's still sitting body. 20:46:30 - **Pvt. Sebastian Bently the head would balance there before flopping onto the floor. **Pvt. Sebastian Bently It spurted out even more blood. Pvt. Sebastian Bently[CH2 - RADIO]: Are you fucking kidding me right now? MSpc. Reuben Amukama[CH2 - RADIO]: I slipped. Pvt. Sebastian Bently[CH2 - RADIO]: Got quite a powerful slip there, Master Specialist. MSpc. Reuben Amukama[CH2 - RADIO]: So does the marauder **Pvt. Sebastian Bently would reload in his previous spot, the blood and severed corpse now gone. Pvt. Sebastian Bently[WHISPER]: <color=105, 105, 215>Please not again. Sgt. John York[CH2 - RADIO]: -Haha... Funny. -Wait what the fuck happend to you Bently? Spc. Rock Sanders[WHISPER]: <color=105, 105, 215>Can you not Master Specialist. Trying to watch a fight Pvt. Sebastian Bently[CH2 - RADIO]: The Master Specialist decapitated me. MSpc. Reuben Amukama[CH2 - RADIO]: It was an accident. Sgt. John York[CH2 - RADIO]: Reuban. Stop decapitating the men. Pvt. Sebastian Bently: He never said not to do it to women. Spc. Rock Sanders[CH2 - RADIO]: An accident? How sharp is the fucking blade? **MSpc. Reuben Amukama looks at Bently. **MSpc. Reuben Amukama looks at Faust. **Pvt. Sebastian Bently shuffled from between the two. **MSpc. Reuben Amukama Obnoxious unsheathing sounds. 4 Link to comment
Cronk Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 13:44:24 - MSgt. Tom Solomons: I like my Staff Sergeants mute... 13:44:27 - **MSgt. Tom Solomons shoots throat 13:44:34 - MSgt. Tom Solomons: I also like that hole 13:44:37 - **MSgt. Tom Solomons fingers gsw 13:44:43 - **MSgt. Tom Solomons dicks gsw 13:44:46 - MSgt. Tom Solomons: oh god yes @Maple Leaf Moosefucker r u ok? 1 1 Link to comment
Archer Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 remember when they had us shoot kids thats when we got the job done 1 1 2 Link to comment
Admyral Joe Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 18:13:59 - Pvt. Lance Jackhammer: Shiiit, what doesn't 'dis muffuckin' place have. 18:14:08 - SSgt. Liliana Verbeck[LOOC]: IQ 1 Link to comment
Luckish Posted March 1, 2018 Report Share Posted March 1, 2018 14:00:59 - Dag Raske[REPORT]: <color=215, 215, 105>will i get banned if i only use '!'s'? it's a valid question i have my worries Link to comment
Executive Administrator Xalphox Posted March 5, 2018 Executive Administrator Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 06:39:03 - 2Lt. Aleks Peters: How's it looking? 06:39:09 - Doctor Przemek Lubomierz: Not good 06:39:34 - Doctor Przemek Lubomierz: Could you fetch me a ham and cheese sandwich please? 06:39:37 - 2Lt. Aleks Peters: Test shot fry some circuits perhaps? 06:39:41 - Doctor Przemek Lubomierz: No 06:39:43 - Doctor Przemek Lubomierz: Am hungry 06:39:45 - 2Lt. Aleks Peters: Sure, I'll get on that. 06:39:49 - 2Lt. Aleks Peters: Right. 3 Link to comment
Dimov Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 **SgtMaj. Nikolai Dimov types in administrator in the username field. He types password in the password field. 22:29:06 - Dimov is granted access to the terminal. 22:29:11 - SgtMaj. Nikolai Dimov[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Hahahahaha! /me hacks the gate and shit 1 Link to comment
Admyral Joe Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 20:18:26 - **Spc. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes starts carving into the chicken, the smell spreads out quickly as juices run. 20:18:36 - TSgt. Kristina 'Odin' Sigrun[WHISPER]: Hey loki 20:18:39 - TSgt. Kristina 'Odin' Sigrun[WHISPER]: Come here. 20:18:41 - SSpc. Aoife 'Loki' Hviteulven[WHISPER]: Yeah? 20:18:49 - TSgt. Kristina 'Odin' Sigrun[WHISPER]: That chicken is like our co 20:18:56 - TSgt. Kristina 'Odin' Sigrun[WHISPER]: Juices running wild. @Kris 2 Link to comment
Archer Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, Dimov said: **SgtMaj. Nikolai Dimov types in administrator in the username field. He types password in the password field. 22:29:06 - Dimov is granted access to the terminal. 22:29:11 - SgtMaj. Nikolai Dimov[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Hahahahaha! /me hacks the gate and shit average engineer: /me extracts the drives from the console circa 2017 colorized 1 Link to comment
Yuki || 日本語の悩み Posted March 5, 2018 Report Share Posted March 5, 2018 27 minutes ago, Dimov said: **SgtMaj. Nikolai Dimov types in administrator in the username field. He types password in the password field. 22:29:06 - Dimov is granted access to the terminal. 22:29:11 - SgtMaj. Nikolai Dimov[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Hahahahaha! /me hacks the gate and shit who needs a faction when u got Lt Dimov of Dimovs Deathbringers. 1 Link to comment
Detective British Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 6:31:15 - **Pvt. Romeo Jenkins reaches into pants 16:31:26 - **Cpl. Jack O'Neill Turns around. 16:31:58 - **Pvt. Romeo Jenkins makes eye contact and continues 16:32:13 - Cpl. Jack O'Neill: Get... 16:32:15 - **Cpl. Sebastian Bently sighed. 16:32:15 - Cpl. Jack O'Neill: Your hand. 16:32:17 - Cpl. Jack O'Neill: OFF YOUR COCK. 16:32:38 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Private Jenkins, what are you doing? 16:32:55 - Pvt. Romeo Jenkins: just spectating. 16:33:05 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Please remove your hands from your trousers. 16:33:28 - **Pvt. Romeo Jenkins removes hand from trousers and lifts up the fly Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted March 6, 2018 Report Share Posted March 6, 2018 9 minutes ago, Detective British said: 6:31:15 - **Pvt. Romeo Jenkins reaches into pants 16:31:26 - **Cpl. Jack O'Neill Turns around. 16:31:58 - **Pvt. Romeo Jenkins makes eye contact and continues 16:32:13 - Cpl. Jack O'Neill: Get... 16:32:15 - **Cpl. Sebastian Bently sighed. 16:32:15 - Cpl. Jack O'Neill: Your hand. 16:32:17 - Cpl. Jack O'Neill: OFF YOUR COCK. 16:32:38 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Private Jenkins, what are you doing? 16:32:55 - Pvt. Romeo Jenkins: just spectating. 16:33:05 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Please remove your hands from your trousers. 16:33:28 - **Pvt. Romeo Jenkins removes hand from trousers and lifts up the fly 03:33:51 - 3Spc. Charlotte A.F. von Wittman: Does this mean we have to watch it again? 03:34:11 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Jesus fuck... 03:34:13 - Cpl. Jack O'Neill: Disgusting... 03:34:17 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Right- Private, step down here. 03:34:30 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently: What did you learn from that video? 03:34:56 - Pvt. Romeo Jenkins: To not be sexually agressive towards others. 03:35:08 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Indeed. What does that include? 03:35:49 - Pvt. Romeo Jenkins: Touching people when they dont want to be touched or stating that a room smells of fresh vagina. 03:35:59 - **Cpl. Sebastian Bently nods. 03:36:19 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently: It also includes, however. Not touching your own, or the genitals of others in public. 03:36:32 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Or just anywhere without permission. 03:37:02 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently: So please, don't curse my eyeballs again with the sight of you touching your own penis. 03:37:19 - Pvt. Romeo Jenkins: Nature called but I will make adjustments to my schedule to refrain from publically masturbating. 03:37:27 - **Cpl. Sebastian Bently gave a slow nod. 03:37:30 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Good man. 03:37:52 - **Pvt. Romeo Jenkins smiles with a sense of achievement in his eyes 03:38:03 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: Right, you can all leave now. Because it only got worse. 2 Link to comment
Rook Posted March 8, 2018 Report Share Posted March 8, 2018 00:55:16 - **Pfc. Aleksander Vukacic tips his fedora, hits the juul and says m'lady at the same time A legend is born. Link to comment
Detective British Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 20:39:56 - **3Spc. Daniel Dumont justs sticks it in Bishops mouth without warning. 8:40 PM - Det. B: #Nocontext 1 Link to comment
Wewai Posted March 10, 2018 Report Share Posted March 10, 2018 A bit late, but still good: 23:10:47 - : OOC Chat has been toggled on 23:10:47 - **Spc. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes nods. 23:10:51 - Spc. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes[OOC]: Rawr! 23:10:52 - Spc. John McTaviche: Hello Finch. 23:10:55 - : OOC Chat has been toggled off 2 Link to comment
Admyral Joe Posted March 11, 2018 Report Share Posted March 11, 2018 When your dick measuring contest reveals mental illnesses in the NCO ranks. @Argon @Kris 4 Link to comment
Detective British Posted March 11, 2018 Report Share Posted March 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Admyral Joe said: When your dick measuring contest reveals mental illnesses in the NCO ranks. @Argon @Kris O'Neill using danger sense on-field Circa 2299 1 1 Link to comment
Kris Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 When you go to set a temp admin back to user but forget what you were doing half way through it 00:33:36 - Kris used /setplyrank on Kris. Arguments were user 00:33:36 - : Liliana Verbeck has been made a user 2 Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Starship Musical Spoiler 04:59:25 - Sgt. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: All I know is that I have a weak spot for British accents and my girl sounds like a National Geographic announcer. Good night, gentlemen. 04:59:50 - **Cpl. Sebastian Bently looked to his right. "Need me to sing ya to sleep, Sergeant?" 05:00:04 - **Sgt. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires pulls off his combat shirt. He follows it by untying his boots. 05:00:24 - Sgt. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: That'd be wonderful, Corporal. Serenade me. 05:00:41 - **Cpl. Sebastian Bently sniffled, pausing before speaking. "Shit, I didn't really think you'd say yes." 05:00:53 - Sgt. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: You offered. Serenade me. That's an order. 05:01:05 - **Sgt. John 'Scarf' York chuckles before looking to bently, "Hey I can grab the guitar if it would help." 05:01:24 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Sure, play me a song and I 'll sing something. 05:01:07 - Cpl. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes: Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sleep you god damn motherfucker. 05:01:20 - Sgt. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>I said for BENTLY to serenade me, NOT YOU, Hughes. 05:01:35 - Cpl. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Why won't you love me?! 05:01:38 - Sgt. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: No. Completely acapella. 05:01:45 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Oh shit- any favourites? 05:01:47 - Sgt. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: No back track. No additional vocals. Only you. 05:02:00 - Sgt. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: Take on me by A-Ha. 05:02:05 - **LCpl. Jennifer Hayes stops suddenly outside of the NCO barracks as she heard some yelling. 05:02:06 - Sgt. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: Put that goddamn guitar away, York. 05:02:25 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Oh god 05:02:37 - Cpl. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes: Keep it out, it's calming. 05:02:38 - **Cpl. Sebastian Bently cleared his throat, starting to sing the chorus of Take on Me. 05:02:44 - Sgt. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: York, guitar. Away. 05:02:45 - **Cpl. Sebastian Bently went for those high notes. [Rolls a 23] 05:02:57 - **Bently sounded like a dying cat. 05:03:01 - **Sgt. John 'Scarf' York would have stopped and put it away laughing. 05:03:09 - Sgt. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: Beautiful. 05:03:15 - **Sgt. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires pulls off his socks and belt. 05:03:22 - **LCpl. Jennifer Hayes was about to move until she heard the shrieking of a banshee on the other side. 05:03:25 - **Cpl. Sebastian Bently clears his throat, choking a little. "Fuck me- no I can do this." 05:03:32 - Sgt. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: Keep going, Bently. 05:03:40 - **Cpl. Sebastian Bently cleared his throat and tried again. 05:03:40 - Sgt. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: No-fail mission. Hit those notes. 05:03:46 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Taaaaake, oooon, meeeeee [Rolls a 97] 05:03:54 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>TAAAAAAAKE, MEEEEE, OOOOOOON! 05:04:02 - **LCpl. Jennifer Hayes knocks on the NCO barracks door. 05:04:03 - MCPo. Sabine Bilodeau[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>JESUS CHRIST WHO'S DYING?! 05:04:03 - Cpl. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes: There ya go mate. [AdminLog] 05:04:03 - [ic]Troy 'Turtle' Hughes: There ya go mate. 05:04:20 - **Cpl. Sebastian Bently stopped, cleared his throat before shooting a finger gun with his left hand. "Fucking nailed it." Link to comment
Harvey Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 Pfc. Aphelion Dominica says, "Assault me."MSpc. Mikayla 'Koala' Kowalski says, "Oh... Uhm. What?"Aph to Koala:Heresiarch Grimm: You are a whore of the highest degree, you swallow enough semen that your vomit impregnates many women. If you were to have sex with every member of the 112th at the same time, your vagina would still have sufficient space to fit an entire battalion.Heresiarch Grimm: When you are upon your period, you happily surrender to anal intercourse just to satisfy your sexual urges.Heresiarch Grimm: I am better than your vagina is in relation to the sexually transmitted diseases that infest and fester within your vaginal cavity. You are a walking biological weapon that rivals Gift.Heresiarch Grimm: There is sufficient yeast within your clitoral hood that you could fix the food crisis affecting millions.Heresiarch Grimm: /y You look at me confused and dumb-founded for I lack a penis with which to violently slide into your vagina and thrust repeatedly whilst my hands are around your throat until my seed fills your gaping cavern.Heresiarch Grimm: /y Your preferred method of whitening your face is not to use make-up products but instead to perform oral sex on any man willing to submit until their milky semen scatters and stains your face amidst the tears you expel as you choke on every inch.Heresiarch Grimm: /y The entire purpose to your existence is to be a semen repository as no man with standards will step within a metric mile of your foul vagina, thus you spread thy legs wide open and accept any cock that comes your way.MSpc. Mikayla 'Koala' Kowalski says, "I wish my love life was as creative as you where describing."Pfc. Aphelion Dominica says, "I wish for you to hit myself."Pfc. Aphelion Dominica says, "Greetings, Staff Sergeant."SSgt. Abigail Wright says, "Greetings, Dominica."Pfc. Aphelion Dominica says, "The Master Specialist is refusing to assault myself."SSgt. Abigail Wright says, "Sorry?"SSgt. Abigail Wright says, "Say that again."Pfc. Aphelion Dominica says, "Your apology is unwarranted."Pfc. Aphelion Dominica says, "The Master Specialist is refusing to assault myself."MSpc. Mikayla 'Koala' Kowalski says, "Uh... Well, that part is true." Ahh... Aphelion. You were something else. 1 1 Link to comment
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