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01:41:27 - 3Spc. Qasi Dubois[OOC]: is there gonna be a drop tonight my nigs?
01:41:31 - 3Spc. Ichigo Okano[OOC]: yeah
01:41:34 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently[OOC]: not with that attitude
01:41:54 - 3Spc. Qasi Dubois[OOC]: is there gonna be a drop tonight my blacks*
01:41:59 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently[OOC]: better
01:42:04 - 3Spc. Wendy Goodwin[OOC]: Put the hard ER at the end of that.
01:42:09 - 3Spc. Qasi Dubois[OOC]: blacker
01:42:17 - 3Spc. Wendy Goodwin[OOC]: What thATS Not whaT I MEANT
01:42:21 - 3Spc. Qasi Dubois[OOC]: I can't be racist I saw black panther
 

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Мне нравится снимать всю мою одежду, кроме как из моих носков, потому что это было бы негигиенично, но во всяком случае, где медные старики-суки

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3 hours ago, Xalphox said:

Мне нравится снимать всю мою одежду, кроме как из моих носков, потому что это было бы негигиенично, но во всяком случае, где медные старики-суки

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4 hours ago, Fitz said:

 

Мне нравится делать то, что происходит в магазине, но не тогда, когда плохо это делает. Некоторое время мне нравится делать плохое яйцо яйцо яйцо когда-то вроде ха-ха, но это хорошо, потому что я делаю это, но когда-нибудь это отрицает

 

4 hours ago, Xalphox said:

Мне нравится снимать всю мою одежду, кроме как из моих носков, потому что это было бы негигиенично, но во всяком случае, где медные старики-суки

 

 

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Ens. Scarlett Ebsworth[CH1 - RADIO]: Get fucked, fleetie faggot.
Cpt. Emily Ziola[CH1 - RADIO]: Are you okay?
Ens. Scarlett Ebsworth[CH1 - RADIO]: Yeah.
Sgt. John 'Scarf' York[CH1 - RADIO]: Language.
 Ens. Scarlett Ebsworth[CH1 - RADIO]: I was on the wrong channel, my bad.
 

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This is why straight Mobile Infantry don't exist

 

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22:09:23 - **Sgt. Sebastian Bently looked to the left before sidestepping away from Faust.
22:09:30 - SSpc. Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: Ouch.
22:09:38 - Pvt. Travis Young: She won't bite.... Hard.
22:09:40 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: You were practically inside me.
22:10:00 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: I'd rather not be bit at all. 
22:10:11 - Pvt. Travis Young: You have no class, Bently.
22:10:20 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Ouch.
22:10:22 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: Have you ever been bit, Bently?
22:10:27 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: I have.
22:10:30 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: Man oh man.
22:10:31 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: By what?
22:10:33 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: Some wome-
22:10:38 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: Yeah, and you've also bit plenty of women.
22:10:51 - Pvt. Travis Young: You need a woman that if you are not wearing your Kevlar one night that you might not wake up to see the next morning. Best nights of my life.
22:11:17 - **Sgt. Sebastian Bently glanced to Young, staring for a few moments.
22:11:28 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: I- I don't even want to know what that means.
22:11:35 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: The biting is the best.
22:11:36 - **SSpc. Valerie 'Panzer' Faust slowly parts from the Dude talk
22:11:37 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: And the stabbing.
22:11:39 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: You couldn't comprehend, Bently.
22:11:43 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: Wait, wait, wait
22:11:46 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: Stabbing?
22:11:48 - **Pvt. Travis Young offers Bently a wicked grin, then wiggles his eyebrows.
22:11:56 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: How do you think I got this scar on my forearm?
22:11:57 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: What the fuck is wrong with you people?
22:11:57 - Pvt. Travis Young: I have scars.. Not from combat either.
22:12:13 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: I haven't ever been close enough to you to notice your scars, Sorrentino.
22:12:23 - **SSgt. Franco Sorrentino began unbuckling his belt.
22:12:26 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: Just because I was one of--
22:12:37 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: That's not necessary. Really not.
22:12:48 - **SSgt. Franco Sorrentino re-buckled his belt.
22:13:00 - Pvt. Travis Young: I was hoping he put me in my place like the animal I was.
22:13:01 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: I'll take your word for it.
22:13:03 - Pvt. Travis Young: or Am..
22:13:06 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: ...What the fuck?
22:13:07 - **SSgt. Franco Sorrentino smiled.
22:14:47 - **Sgt. Sebastian Bently blinked a few times, unsure what to really say.
22:15:02 - Pvt. Travis Young: Freeeee balllllin'
22:15:15 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: I free ball on drops.
22:15:21 - Pvt. Travis Young: I know. I can smell them.
22:15:25 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: I fucking hope no- ew.
22:16:58 - Pvt. Travis Young: I think I should go back to "Hitting the Bag."
22:17:04 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: Hit my bag.
22:17:15 - Pvt. Travis Young: But you'd like it.
22:17:18 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Jesus Christ...
22:17:22 - **SSgt. Franco Sorrentino smiled widely.
22:17:30 - Pvt. Travis Young: Fine but you have to reciprocate.
22:17:30 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: Bently, they're both former pathfinders.
22:17:40 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: And gay it seems.
22:17:49 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: I snuggle cock for warmth.
22:17:51 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: In my one outing with them, I learned that they are the largest group of repressed homosexuals on this ship.
22:17:59 - **Pvt. Travis Young nods his agreement with Sorrentino.
22:17:59 - **Sgt. Sebastian Bently choked on air. "E- Excuse you?"

 

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SSTRP summarised in two sentences. 

 

09:35:53 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Yeah, seems everyone is the same. "Oh no, people won't have sex with me because I'm missing a limb boo hoo" 
09:36:16 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Yet everyone doesn't care that other people are missing limbs, so really it's just a bunch of self conscious people wanting to fuck each other.

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