Whiplash Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 I was told to post these. BEHOLD, THE GREAT SQUIRES V. ROOMBA EPIC. 2 Link to comment
Lizgflynn Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 6 hours ago, Whiplash said: I was told to post these. BEHOLD, THE GREAT SQUIRES V. ROOMBA EPIC. Your doomba slaying skills are weak, I can teach you. Link to comment
Troy Hughes Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 6 hours ago, Whiplash said: I was told to post these. BEHOLD, THE GREAT SQUIRES V. ROOMBA EPIC. All because I decided to stomp on the asshole. Link to comment
Kraegus Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 8 hours ago, Whiplash said: I was told to post these. BEHOLD, THE GREAT SQUIRES V. ROOMBA EPIC. I nearly get CMed for making a Doomba, now you niggas are hitting on one. Link to comment
Whiplash Posted March 15, 2018 Report Share Posted March 15, 2018 "The only thing worse than a robosexsuual marriage is infidelity in an robosexxxsuual relationship." - Internet Historian on Robosexual relationships. Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 Political correctness is important 01:41:27 - 3Spc. Qasi Dubois[OOC]: is there gonna be a drop tonight my nigs? 01:41:31 - 3Spc. Ichigo Okano[OOC]: yeah 01:41:34 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently[OOC]: not with that attitude 01:41:54 - 3Spc. Qasi Dubois[OOC]: is there gonna be a drop tonight my blacks* 01:41:59 - Cpl. Sebastian Bently[OOC]: better 01:42:04 - 3Spc. Wendy Goodwin[OOC]: Put the hard ER at the end of that. 01:42:09 - 3Spc. Qasi Dubois[OOC]: blacker 01:42:17 - 3Spc. Wendy Goodwin[OOC]: What thATS Not whaT I MEANT 01:42:21 - 3Spc. Qasi Dubois[OOC]: I can't be racist I saw black panther 1 Link to comment
Executive Administrator Xalphox Posted March 16, 2018 Executive Administrator Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 Мне нравится снимать всю мою одежду, кроме как из моих носков, потому что это было бы негигиенично, но во всяком случае, где медные старики-суки Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 3 minutes ago, Xalphox said: Мне нравится снимать всю мою одежду, кроме как из моих носков, потому что это было бы негигиенично, но во всяком случае, где медные старики-суки get that commie shit outta here Xal geez Link to comment
Rook Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 3 hours ago, Xalphox said: Мне нравится снимать всю мою одежду, кроме как из моих носков, потому что это было бы негигиенично, но во всяком случае, где медные старики-суки Xal = Russian Hacker Confirmed? Link to comment
redneckrOadkill Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 4 hours ago, Fitz said: Мне нравится делать то, что происходит в магазине, но не тогда, когда плохо это делает. Некоторое время мне нравится делать плохое яйцо яйцо яйцо когда-то вроде ха-ха, но это хорошо, потому что я делаю это, но когда-нибудь это отрицает 4 hours ago, Xalphox said: Мне нравится снимать всю мою одежду, кроме как из моих носков, потому что это было бы негигиенично, но во всяком случае, где медные старики-суки Link to comment
cookies Posted March 16, 2018 Report Share Posted March 16, 2018 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, STALKER?! THERE ARE DANGEROUS LEVELS OF CANCER CAUSING RADIATION! Link to comment
Cronk Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 12:29:42 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino[PM]: [PDA] *A hand-drawn penis is shown* please demote me to retard, I dont want to work anymore maam Link to comment
Harvey Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Ens. Scarlett Ebsworth[CH1 - RADIO]: Get fucked, fleetie faggot. Cpt. Emily Ziola[CH1 - RADIO]: Are you okay? Ens. Scarlett Ebsworth[CH1 - RADIO]: Yeah. Sgt. John 'Scarf' York[CH1 - RADIO]: Language. Ens. Scarlett Ebsworth[CH1 - RADIO]: I was on the wrong channel, my bad. Link to comment
Harvey Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 22:43:20 - **MSpc. Reuben Amukama reached for his knee to scratch his cock. Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 This is why straight Mobile Infantry don't exist Spoiler 22:09:23 - **Sgt. Sebastian Bently looked to the left before sidestepping away from Faust. 22:09:30 - SSpc. Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: Ouch. 22:09:38 - Pvt. Travis Young: She won't bite.... Hard. 22:09:40 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: You were practically inside me. 22:10:00 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: I'd rather not be bit at all. 22:10:11 - Pvt. Travis Young: You have no class, Bently. 22:10:20 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Ouch. 22:10:22 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: Have you ever been bit, Bently? 22:10:27 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: I have. 22:10:30 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: Man oh man. 22:10:31 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: By what? 22:10:33 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: Some wome- 22:10:38 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: Yeah, and you've also bit plenty of women. 22:10:51 - Pvt. Travis Young: You need a woman that if you are not wearing your Kevlar one night that you might not wake up to see the next morning. Best nights of my life. 22:11:17 - **Sgt. Sebastian Bently glanced to Young, staring for a few moments. 22:11:28 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: I- I don't even want to know what that means. 22:11:35 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: The biting is the best. 22:11:36 - **SSpc. Valerie 'Panzer' Faust slowly parts from the Dude talk 22:11:37 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: And the stabbing. 22:11:39 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: You couldn't comprehend, Bently. 22:11:43 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: Wait, wait, wait 22:11:46 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: Stabbing? 22:11:48 - **Pvt. Travis Young offers Bently a wicked grin, then wiggles his eyebrows. 22:11:56 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: How do you think I got this scar on my forearm? 22:11:57 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: What the fuck is wrong with you people? 22:11:57 - Pvt. Travis Young: I have scars.. Not from combat either. 22:12:13 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: I haven't ever been close enough to you to notice your scars, Sorrentino. 22:12:23 - **SSgt. Franco Sorrentino began unbuckling his belt. 22:12:26 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: Just because I was one of-- 22:12:37 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: That's not necessary. Really not. 22:12:48 - **SSgt. Franco Sorrentino re-buckled his belt. 22:13:00 - Pvt. Travis Young: I was hoping he put me in my place like the animal I was. 22:13:01 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: I'll take your word for it. 22:13:03 - Pvt. Travis Young: or Am.. 22:13:06 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: ...What the fuck? 22:13:07 - **SSgt. Franco Sorrentino smiled. 22:14:47 - **Sgt. Sebastian Bently blinked a few times, unsure what to really say. 22:15:02 - Pvt. Travis Young: Freeeee balllllin' 22:15:15 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: I free ball on drops. 22:15:21 - Pvt. Travis Young: I know. I can smell them. 22:15:25 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: I fucking hope no- ew. 22:16:58 - Pvt. Travis Young: I think I should go back to "Hitting the Bag." 22:17:04 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: Hit my bag. 22:17:15 - Pvt. Travis Young: But you'd like it. 22:17:18 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Jesus Christ... 22:17:22 - **SSgt. Franco Sorrentino smiled widely. 22:17:30 - Pvt. Travis Young: Fine but you have to reciprocate. 22:17:30 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: Bently, they're both former pathfinders. 22:17:40 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: And gay it seems. 22:17:49 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: I snuggle cock for warmth. 22:17:51 - Cpl. Matthew 'Greenhorn' Squires: In my one outing with them, I learned that they are the largest group of repressed homosexuals on this ship. 22:17:59 - **Pvt. Travis Young nods his agreement with Sorrentino. 22:17:59 - **Sgt. Sebastian Bently choked on air. "E- Excuse you?" 2 Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 04:48:53: Brian C. Larsen: Why do you care? 04:48:59: Danny 'Hicks' Martin: Because she's human. (Referring to Ziola) 04:49:08: Brian C. Larsen: Debatable 04:49:16: Brian C. Larsen: She uses wheels for locomotion 04:49:26: Brian C. Larsen: Disabled people creep me out, to be honest 2 1 Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 SSTRP summarised in two sentences. 09:35:53 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Yeah, seems everyone is the same. "Oh no, people won't have sex with me because I'm missing a limb boo hoo" 09:36:16 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Yet everyone doesn't care that other people are missing limbs, so really it's just a bunch of self conscious people wanting to fuck each other. 1 Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted March 24, 2018 Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 20 minutes ago, Fitz said: Shamefuru self-post. let me show off how smart and le funny I am fgt 1 Link to comment
Whiplash Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 19:26:56 - 3Spc. Jackie Knoxx[CH1 - RADIO]: Is it normal for Herzog to tell me to stuff Quorn in my cunt? Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted March 25, 2018 Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 Xalphox: I just find it ironic that old people say we rely on technology to live. Orwell (I think):"Try to survive with out your pacemaker now you son of a bitch!" Link to comment
Detective British Posted March 28, 2018 Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 [MOBCOMM]: MOBCOMM to *sigh* Camp Smegma, We read and command has said that name is not going to stick. @Argon 1 Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 3 hours ago, Fitz said: 21:08:47 - Spc. Rahman Decim: I am a coy fish. 21:08:50 - Spc. Rahman Decim: Glub glub. 21:08:51 - Spc. Rahman Decim: Nigger. 21:09:32 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: **Watched this happen for a few moments before looking to Decim. “You’re a cunt fish.” 1 Link to comment
Noviix Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 00:59:35 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Hey- that's no way to talk to me. I'm a big fancy important Sergeant so you should kiss my ass and say sorry right now. 00:59:48 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Or else down the ladder you go, Ape. 3 Link to comment
Troy Hughes Posted March 29, 2018 Report Share Posted March 29, 2018 ^ When Sergeant is drunk and has power. 1 Link to comment
Yuki || 日本語の悩み Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, Fitz said: 20:35:11 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Chief Petty Twinkerbell - you're joining the MI on the ground. 20:35:45 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen[LOOC]: PK thresholds = 50/50 for non-MI on the ground btw Fleetie's worst nightmare. Fuck. Link to comment
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