Noviix Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 12:23:50 - Rct. glorbo glogo: uhhh 12:23:51 - Sgt. Zealious 'Free-ball' Edwards[LOOC]: Just gonna kick him. 12:23:54 - Rct. glorbo glogo: no 12:24:01 - Rct. glorbo glogo: i was somewhere getting sprite 12:24:04 - Rct. glorbo glogo: ples 12:24:20 - Rct. glorbo glogo: please 12:24:22 - Cpl. Anderson Kayne[LOOC]: okay well welcome to a roleplay server12:24:26 - Rct. glorbo glogo: i wanna kill buga 2 Link to comment
Rook Posted March 31, 2018 Report Share Posted March 31, 2018 28 minutes ago, Harvey said: 1 Link to comment
F r a n c o Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 03:10:05 - Rct. Chloe Vernan[LOOC]: Im going to make my dead grandfather cry if I keep pretending to be a wahmon on the internet, Im gonna go create a chad male character like a good person 2 Link to comment
Noviix Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 12:19:21 - Sgt. Barry Wallace[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU? 12:19:27 - Spc. Lily 'Bunny' Richardson: affirmative 12:19:33 - Sgt. Barry Wallace[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>AFFIRMITIVE? 12:19:36 - Sgt. Barry Wallace[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>ARE YOU A FUCKING ROBOT? 12:19:49 - Sgt. Barry Wallace[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>CAN I SLIDE MY COCK IN YOU IF I SLIDE MY CARD THROUGH YOUR TITS? Link to comment
Archer Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 stuff like this makes me happy this sgt is only an event character 1 Link to comment
Kris Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 30 minutes ago, Archer said: stuff like this makes me happy this sgt is only an event character Even then it's depressing Link to comment
Yuki || 日本語の悩み Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Noviix said: 12:19:21 - Sgt. Barry Wallace[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU? 12:19:27 - Spc. Lily 'Bunny' Richardson: affirmative 12:19:33 - Sgt. Barry Wallace[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>AFFIRMITIVE? 12:19:36 - Sgt. Barry Wallace[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>ARE YOU A FUCKING ROBOT? 12:19:49 - Sgt. Barry Wallace[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>CAN I SLIDE MY COCK IN YOU IF I SLIDE MY CARD THROUGH YOUR TITS? Franco wannabe Link to comment
Odin Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 "Hi I'm Victoria Galloway, second specialist in Engineering. I'm also fucking three people at the same time so don't get upset if I muddle up our ERP logs." 1 Link to comment
Randynand Posted April 2, 2018 Report Share Posted April 2, 2018 21 minutes ago, Odin said: "Hi I'm Victoria Galloway, second specialist in Engineering. I'm also fucking three people at the same time so don't get upset if I muddle up our ERP logs." Happens Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 Just gonna leave this here: <21:58:33> "Xalphox": I, Xalphox, through my own free will, without coersion or intimidation, hereby declare upon my death that Sebastian Bently, the character owned by Optic, shall become Brigadier General 3 1 Link to comment
Rook Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 32 minutes ago, OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz said: Just gonna leave this here: <21:58:33> "Xalphox": I, Xalphox, through my own free will, without coersion or intimidation, hereby declare upon my death that Sebastian Bently, the character owned by Optic, shall become Brigadier General A line of succession has been established and an heir is chosen. 1 1 Link to comment
Noviix Posted April 3, 2018 Report Share Posted April 3, 2018 17:42:12 - 2Spc. Victoria Galloway: / a Better than some nigger loving deathmakers. 17:42:17 - 2Spc. Victoria Galloway[LOOC]: VOID THAT ^ 17:42:19 - Pvt. Chuck Malone[LOOC]: excuse you? 17:42:22 - **Spc. Rock Sanders points to a scare on his face 17:42:23 - Cpl. Anderson Kayne[LOOC]: e x c u s e m e 17:42:25 - LCpl. Travis Young[LOOC]: FAIL! 17:42:26 - Pvt. Chuck Malone[LOOC]: dude, racist 17:42:28 - Spc. Eric 'McDowny' McDowly[LOOC]: wat 17:42:31 - LCpl. Travis Young[LOOC]: MISSION FAILED! 17:42:37 - LCpl. Travis Young[LOOC]: WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME! 17:42:40 - 2Spc. Victoria Galloway[LOOC]: WE'll GET EM NEXT TIME 1 Link to comment
Archer Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 3 hours ago, Rook said: A line of succession has been established and an heir is chosen. a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing Link to comment
Smee Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Meanwhile in the bar.... 20:53:36 - Sgt. Michael Finch: Give me a screwdriver. Now. 20:53:46 - Spc. Eric 'McDowny' McDowly: Screwdriver? 20:53:54 - Spc. Eric 'McDowny' McDowly: Okay... 20:54:44 - **Spc. Eric 'McDowny' McDowly reaches into a drawer and grabs a screwdriver, slowly taking it to the Sarge "Here's your screwdriver sarge" 20:54:47 - **Rct. Tyler Finnely looks to his left and his right and notices the ranks on both their shoulders. 20:55:08 - LCpl. Jennifer Hayes: Jeez... 20:55:34 - LCpl. Jennifer Hayes: I will bartend if thats an issue.. 20:56:09 - **Rct. Tyler Finnely looks to the screwdriver Dowly handed FInch. "I uh... I think... The sergeant meant... The cocktail..." 20:56:11 - **Sgt. Michael Finch looks at it. "You got no idea what it means, McDowny?" 20:56:15 - **Spc. Eric 'McDowny' McDowly turns to Hayes with a chuckle "I'm bloody joking lance" 1 Link to comment
That one edgy dude Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 **Pvt. Morgan Keller pulls out a half eaten cheeseburger from her bra and bites it. 1 Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted April 13, 2018 Report Share Posted April 13, 2018 On 11/04/2018 at 11:11 PM, Fitz said: 18:09:58 - LCpl. Anni Järvinen[LOOC]: people are dropping like flies. 18:10:05 - 3Spc. Garrett Spaulding[LOOC]: just like real starship troopers 18:10:07 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen[OOC]: winch was glitching, should be fixed 18:10:13 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen[OOC]: fucking engineers 18:10:26 - : Xalphox has just disconnected. [Meanwhile in TeamSpeak] Xal: People should stop crashing now. I just don’t get why everyone crashes on my even— oh, I crashed. 2 Link to comment
That one edgy dude Posted April 15, 2018 Report Share Posted April 15, 2018 Breakfast is always fun Anyway, I sparred her too. 10:02:23 - Sgt. Travis Young: She uh.. Spat on me, and threatened to lick my face and grab.. Things. 10:02:39 - 2Spc. Lyndsey Carter: What else do you cook? I am shit at cooking 10:02:44 - Sgt. Travis Young: Or.. Thing. 10:02:52 - 3Spc. Jürgen Sepp: True, but I eat toast so, it's quicker for me to use a toaster. 10:03:00 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Oh- huh. 10:03:12 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Funnily enough, I spat on her and she licked and crushed my balls. 10:03:19 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Wait no- 10:03:20 - Sgt. Travis Young: The fuck? 10:03:21 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: No no-- 10:03:23 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: No- 10:03:26 - Sgt. Travis Young: Fix thatr statement. 10:03:27 - Sgt. Travis Young: FIX IT!@ 10:03:31 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: She didn't lick my balls- she licked my face. 10:03:39 - Sgt. Travis Young: Oh good. 10:03:42 - Sgt. Travis Young: I almost had a fit. 10:03:47 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Sorry- I didn't realise what I said. 10:03:58 - **Sgt. Sebastian Bently took a long sip of coffee before shaking his head. "God no." 10:04:05 - Sgt. Travis Young: Well, she never got that far with me. Link to comment
Troy Hughes Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 13:42:37 - Spc. Sebastian Bently[LOOC]: <£ 13:42:40 - Spc. Sebastian Bently[LOOC]: <3 13:42:45 - Spc. Sebastian Bently[LOOC]: I'm actually special 13:42:49 - Cpl. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes[LOOC]: Fucking pound 13:42:54 - Cpl. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes[LOOC]: Real special 13:43:02 - Spc. Sebastian Bently[LOOC]: I'll fucking pound you 13:43:09 - Cpl. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes[LOOC]: Yes daddy? 13:43:16 - Spc. Sebastian Bently[LOOC]: kay Link to comment
Troy Hughes Posted April 18, 2018 Report Share Posted April 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Fitz said: He sent me this on Steam yesterday "got a nicem/ca readu fpr wjem up get here" He's a good boy, but he just needs a little help. Agreed lol. Link to comment
Archer Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 hellblade foreskin: i thought the tension between finch and terran was entertaining as hell because finch was essentially arguing with a fucking dog too fucking funny to keep it private Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted April 21, 2018 Report Share Posted April 21, 2018 01:41:51 - **3Spc. Jürgen Sepp comes in eating a thing of toast [Everyone in the Teamspeak begins to complain about the lack of detail, asking what kind of toast or bread it was] 01:42:37 - **3Spc. Jürgen Sepp The thing in question would be a singular slice of bread toasted via toaster. **Any spreading on top? Jelly? Nutella? Peanut butter? **Where is the spam? **Perhaps some jam? Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted April 30, 2018 Report Share Posted April 30, 2018 Sebastian Bently: She was on Terra when it went up. Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Think I was in bed when that happened. Sebastian Bently: For three weeks? **Pvt. Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson 'nudges faust.' Pvt. Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: '/w What's terra?' **SSgt. Sebastian Bently 'let off a long sigh.' Sebastian Bently: Aren't you /FROM/ Terra? Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: Ouch Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Never heard of it. Sebastian Bently: ... Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: Huh Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: What's on it? **SSgt. Sebastian Bently 'crouched down, taking a bottle of Scotch and filling his mug with it.' Sebastian Bently: England. America. Europe. Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: Excuse me Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Ah. Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Yeah I am. Sebastian Bently: How did you... Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Well. Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: There goes my house and family. Sebastian Bently: Did you seriously have no idea..? Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: .... Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: I heard some planet blew up. Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Didn't realise it was earth. Sebastian Bently: Jesus fucking Christ... Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: ....your not taking ze Piss are you? Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: No. Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: Oof Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Oh well. Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Go elsewhere I suppose. Sebastian Bently: ... Are you even real? Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Planets are a dime a dozen these days. Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: But your Family? **Pvt. Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson 'shrugs.' Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Probably turned into space dust. Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Fuck all I can do. Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: Ouch Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: Maybe...Mourn? **SSgt. Sebastian Bently 'propped his elbow on the bar, burying his face into his hand, a loud sigh being heard.' Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Do that when I'm dying. Link to comment
alright sassy Posted May 4, 2018 Report Share Posted May 4, 2018 02:19:12 - LCpl. Noah Gargano: Heyo., 02:19:13 - Spc. Mikhail Kuznetsov: Heyo. 02:19:16 - LCpl. Noah Gargano: Woah. 02:19:18 - Spc. Mikhail Kuznetsov: Jinx. 02:19:18 - LCpl. Noah Gargano: Jinx. 02:19:23 - Spc. Mikhail Kuznetsov: DOUBLE JINX. 02:19:24 - LCpl. Noah Gargano: Double jinx. 02:19:27 - LCpl. Noah Gargano: What the fuck. 02:19:29 - Spc. Mikhail Kuznetsov: TRIPEL JINX 02:19:39 - LCpl. Noah Gargano: That was weird. Link to comment
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