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12:23:50 - Rct. glorbo glogo: uhhh
12:23:51 - Sgt. Zealious 'Free-ball' Edwards[LOOC]: Just gonna kick him.
12:23:54 - Rct. glorbo glogo: no
12:24:01 - Rct. glorbo glogo: i was somewhere getting sprite
12:24:04 - Rct. glorbo glogo: ples
12:24:20 - Rct. glorbo glogo: please
12:24:22 - Cpl. Anderson Kayne[LOOC]: okay well welcome to a roleplay server
12:24:26 - Rct. glorbo glogo: i wanna kill buga
 

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12:19:21 - Sgt. Barry Wallace[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?
12:19:27 - Spc. Lily 'Bunny' Richardson: affirmative
12:19:33 - Sgt. Barry Wallace[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>AFFIRMITIVE?
12:19:36 - Sgt. Barry Wallace[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>ARE YOU A FUCKING ROBOT?
12:19:49 - Sgt. Barry Wallace[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>CAN I SLIDE MY COCK IN YOU IF I SLIDE MY CARD THROUGH YOUR TITS?
 

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2 hours ago, Noviix said:

12:19:21 - Sgt. Barry Wallace[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?
12:19:27 - Spc. Lily 'Bunny' Richardson: affirmative
12:19:33 - Sgt. Barry Wallace[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>AFFIRMITIVE?
12:19:36 - Sgt. Barry Wallace[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>ARE YOU A FUCKING ROBOT?
12:19:49 - Sgt. Barry Wallace[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>CAN I SLIDE MY COCK IN YOU IF I SLIDE MY CARD THROUGH YOUR TITS?
 

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32 minutes ago, OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz said:

Just gonna leave this here:

 

<21:58:33> "Xalphox": I, Xalphox, through my own free will, without coersion or intimidation, hereby declare upon my death that Sebastian Bently, the character owned by Optic, shall become Brigadier General

A line of succession has been established and an heir is chosen.

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17:42:12 - 2Spc. Victoria Galloway: / a Better than some nigger loving deathmakers.
17:42:17 - 2Spc. Victoria Galloway[LOOC]: VOID THAT ^
17:42:19 - Pvt. Chuck Malone[LOOC]: excuse you?
17:42:22 - **Spc. Rock Sanders points to a scare on his face
17:42:23 - Cpl. Anderson Kayne[LOOC]: e x c u s e m e
17:42:25 - LCpl. Travis Young[LOOC]: FAIL!
17:42:26 - Pvt. Chuck Malone[LOOC]: dude, racist
17:42:28 - Spc. Eric 'McDowny' McDowly[LOOC]: wat
17:42:31 - LCpl. Travis Young[LOOC]: MISSION FAILED!
17:42:37 - LCpl. Travis Young[LOOC]: WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME!
17:42:40 - 2Spc. Victoria Galloway[LOOC]: WE'll GET EM NEXT TIME

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Meanwhile in the bar....

20:53:36 - Sgt. Michael Finch: Give me a screwdriver. Now.
20:53:46 - Spc. Eric 'McDowny' McDowly: Screwdriver?
20:53:54 - Spc. Eric 'McDowny' McDowly: Okay...
20:54:44 - **Spc. Eric 'McDowny' McDowly reaches into a drawer and grabs a screwdriver, slowly taking it to the Sarge "Here's your screwdriver sarge"
20:54:47 - **Rct. Tyler Finnely looks to his left and his right and notices the ranks on both their shoulders.
20:55:08 - LCpl. Jennifer Hayes: Jeez...
20:55:34 - LCpl. Jennifer Hayes: I will bartend if thats an issue..
20:56:09 - **Rct. Tyler Finnely looks to the screwdriver Dowly handed FInch. "I uh... I think... The sergeant meant... The cocktail..."
20:56:11 - **Sgt. Michael Finch looks at it. "You got no idea what it means, McDowny?"
20:56:15 - **Spc. Eric 'McDowny' McDowly turns to Hayes with a chuckle "I'm bloody joking lance"

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On 11/04/2018 at 11:11 PM, Fitz said:

18:09:58 - LCpl. Anni Järvinen[LOOC]: people are dropping like flies.
18:10:05 - 3Spc. Garrett Spaulding[LOOC]: just like real starship troopers
18:10:07 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen[OOC]: winch was glitching, should be fixed
18:10:13 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen[OOC]: fucking engineers
18:10:26 - : Xalphox has just disconnected.
 

[Meanwhile in TeamSpeak] 

Xal: People should stop crashing now. I just don’t get why everyone crashes on my even— oh, I crashed. 

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Breakfast is always fun 

 Anyway, I sparred her too.
10:02:23 - Sgt. Travis Young: She uh.. Spat on me, and threatened to lick my face and grab.. Things.
10:02:39 - 2Spc. Lyndsey Carter: What else do you cook? I am shit at cooking
10:02:44 - Sgt. Travis Young: Or.. Thing.
10:02:52 - 3Spc. Jürgen Sepp: True, but I eat toast so, it's quicker for me to use a toaster.
10:03:00 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Oh- huh.
10:03:12 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Funnily enough, I spat on her and she licked and crushed my balls.
10:03:19 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Wait no-
10:03:20 - Sgt. Travis Young: The fuck?
10:03:21 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: No no--
10:03:23 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: No-
10:03:26 - Sgt. Travis Young: Fix thatr statement.
10:03:27 - Sgt. Travis Young: FIX IT!@
10:03:31 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: She didn't lick my balls- she licked my face.
10:03:39 - Sgt. Travis Young: Oh good.
10:03:42 - Sgt. Travis Young: I almost had a fit.
10:03:47 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Sorry- I didn't realise what I said.
10:03:58 - **Sgt. Sebastian Bently took a long sip of coffee before shaking his head. "God no."
10:04:05 - Sgt. Travis Young: Well, she never got that far with me.

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13:42:37 - Spc. Sebastian Bently[LOOC]: &lt;£
13:42:40 - Spc. Sebastian Bently[LOOC]: &lt;3
13:42:45 - Spc. Sebastian Bently[LOOC]: I'm actually special
13:42:49 - Cpl. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes[LOOC]: Fucking pound
13:42:54 - Cpl. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes[LOOC]: Real special
13:43:02 - Spc. Sebastian Bently[LOOC]: I'll fucking pound you
13:43:09 - Cpl. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes[LOOC]: Yes daddy?
13:43:16 - Spc. Sebastian Bently[LOOC]: kay
 

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01:41:51 - **3Spc. Jürgen Sepp comes in eating a thing of toast
[Everyone in the Teamspeak begins to complain about the lack of detail, asking what kind of toast or bread it was]
01:42:37 - **3Spc. Jürgen Sepp The thing in question would be a singular slice of bread toasted via toaster.
**Any spreading on top? Jelly? Nutella? Peanut butter?
**Where is the spam?
**Perhaps some jam?
 

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  • 2 weeks later...

Sebastian Bently: She was on Terra when it went up. 
Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Think I was in bed when that happened.
Sebastian Bently: For three weeks? 
**Pvt. Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson 'nudges faust.'
Pvt. Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: '/w What's terra?'
**SSgt. Sebastian Bently 'let off a long sigh.'
Sebastian Bently: Aren't you /FROM/ Terra?
Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: Ouch
Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Never heard of it.
Sebastian Bently: ...
Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: Huh
Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: What's on it?
**SSgt. Sebastian Bently 'crouched down, taking a bottle of Scotch and filling his mug with it.'
Sebastian Bently: England. America. Europe. 
Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: Excuse me
Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Ah.
Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Yeah I am.
Sebastian Bently: How did you...
Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Well.
Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: There goes my house and family.
Sebastian Bently: Did you seriously have no idea..?
Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: ....
Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: I heard some planet blew up.
Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Didn't realise it was earth.
Sebastian Bently: Jesus fucking Christ...
Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: ....your not taking ze Piss are you?
Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: No.
Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: Oof
Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Oh well.
Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Go elsewhere I suppose.
Sebastian Bently: ... Are you even real?
Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Planets are a dime a dozen these days.
Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: But your Family?
**Pvt. Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson 'shrugs.'
Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Probably turned into space dust.
Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Fuck all I can do.
Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: Ouch
Valerie 'Panzer' Faust: Maybe...Mourn?
**SSgt. Sebastian Bently 'propped his elbow on the bar, burying his face into his hand, a loud sigh being heard.'
Sean 'Dumbcunt' Richardson: Do that when I'm dying.

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02:19:12 - LCpl. Noah Gargano: Heyo.,
02:19:13 - Spc. Mikhail Kuznetsov: Heyo.
02:19:16 - LCpl. Noah Gargano: Woah.
02:19:18 - Spc. Mikhail Kuznetsov: Jinx.
02:19:18 - LCpl. Noah Gargano: Jinx.
02:19:23 - Spc. Mikhail Kuznetsov: DOUBLE JINX.
02:19:24 - LCpl. Noah Gargano: Double jinx.
02:19:27 - LCpl. Noah Gargano: What the fuck.
02:19:29 - Spc. Mikhail Kuznetsov: TRIPEL JINX
02:19:39 - LCpl. Noah Gargano: That was weird.

 

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