StevieJr Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 Pfc. Gary "Gaz" Johnson: It is special pasta **3Spc. Weston 'Mac' MacDonnell squeezes through the group and tries to make his escape. Pfc. Gary "Gaz" Johnson: I learned it from my dad when he wasn't on drugs Link to comment
Bohannon Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 17:37:18 - Cm. Annabelle Thacker: Pacific Rimjob, best prono movie name ever. 17:37:26 - Ens. Aerin 'Scorcher' Doss: Is that right? 17:37:31 - Ens. Aerin 'Scorcher' Doss: Noted, Crewman. 17:37:44 - **Cm. Annabelle Thacker shakes her head "Uhh..Sorry that was the spook mind control device speaking, sirs." 17:37:52 - Captain Aramis A. Hux: Yeah.... Link to comment
Arrow Posted June 8, 2018 Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 On 10/21/2017 at 4:40 AM, Dimov said: mg hai ^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ anime ❤️ and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^__^ When I walked onto Tokyo street =__=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n_n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ** he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop oo and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -__-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (òó) (òó) (òó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (òó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^_<) ^__;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Bit late. Was looking down the thread and im going to steal this for my shit post collection. So far i have a youtube intro and a guy going to kill someone over them saying they like this 17 year old kid Link to comment
Arrow Posted June 8, 2018 Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 16:39:01 - Pvt. Frank Castiglione[LOOC]: I'll scream at you as I beat the shit out of with my hammer 16:39:07 - Cm. Jesse Chinter[LOOC]: DO IT PUSSY U WONT NOT BALLS FUCKING DO IIIIIIIIIIIITTTT 16:39:20 - Pvt. Frank Castiglione[LOOC]: *Hits Jesse With War Hammer* 16:39:29 - Pvt. Frank Castiglione[LOOC]: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHH! 16:39:51 - Cm. Jesse Chinter[LOOC]: *teleports behind you* nothing personal kid *you get sent to shadow realm* 16:40:13 - Pvt. Frank 'Chief' Castiglione[LOOC]: *Uses time stone to reverse time and kills Jesse as a BABY* 16:41:23 - Pvt. Frank 'Chief' Castiglione[LOOC]: *Reverse time and goes to before Jesse was born and fucks Jesse's Mommy* 16:41:35 - Cm. Jesse Chinter[LOOC]: HOLY SHIT UR MY DAD 16:41:42 - Pvt. Frank 'Chief' Castiglione[LOOC]: That's RIGHT Link to comment
Arrow Posted June 8, 2018 Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 15:09:43 - Captain Aramis A. Hux[OOC]: onion dip ain't nothing to fuck with. 15:10:07 - **Cpl. Rahman 'Noodles' Decim breathes in, the air (mostly nitrogen, oxygen, and a bit of carbon dioxide and argon and other trace elements) entering her lungs through her esophagus down through her bronchial tubes to be absorbed by her alveoli. Her blood absorbs the oxygen so it may be transported to parts of her body to keep her alive. 15:11:20 - **Cpl. Rahman 'Noodles' Decim then breathes out, the blood coming back to his alveoli with carbon dioxide to be vented. The used air goes up through his bronchial tubes and up his esophagus and out his mouth. This air is mostly the same composition (Nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide and argon and other trace elements) but this time with less oxygen and more carbon. Does more breathing rp then actual rp Link to comment
StevieJr Posted June 9, 2018 Report Share Posted June 9, 2018 12 hours ago, Arrow said: 15:09:43 - Captain Aramis A. Hux[OOC]: onion dip ain't nothing to fuck with. 15:10:07 - **Cpl. Rahman 'Noodles' Decim breathes in, the air (mostly nitrogen, oxygen, and a bit of carbon dioxide and argon and other trace elements) entering her lungs through her esophagus down through her bronchial tubes to be absorbed by her alveoli. Her blood absorbs the oxygen so it may be transported to parts of her body to keep her alive. 15:11:20 - **Cpl. Rahman 'Noodles' Decim then breathes out, the blood coming back to his alveoli with carbon dioxide to be vented. The used air goes up through his bronchial tubes and up his esophagus and out his mouth. This air is mostly the same composition (Nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide and argon and other trace elements) but this time with less oxygen and more carbon. Does more breathing rp then actual rp I love you guys Link to comment
F r a n c o Posted June 10, 2018 Report Share Posted June 10, 2018 StevieJr: Franco StevieJr: for the meme StevieJr: we need to all get golf it StevieJr: and put put our way to victory StevieJr: for the federation StevieJr is now Offline. Link to comment
Arrow Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 23:40:03 - Cpl. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes[LOOC]: Okay just makin sure 23:40:09 - Spc. Devin Saiphan[LOOC]: Girl with a penis. 23:40:16 - Cpl. Troy 'Turtle' Hughes[LOOC]: A trap. 23:40:16 - Pvt. Emile Snow[LOOC]: negative 23:40:19 - Pvt. Emile Snow[LOOC]: abort 23:40:20 - Spc. Devin Saiphan[LOOC]: hUE- 23:40:21 - Pvt. Emile Snow[LOOC]: abort 23:40:25 - Spc. Devin Saiphan[LOOC]: A TRAAAAP Link to comment
Troy Hughes Posted June 11, 2018 Report Share Posted June 11, 2018 01:03:50 - Spc. Ashley Olsen[CH1 - RADIO]: I’m coming! 01:03:57 - Spc. Devin Saiphan[CH1 - RADIO]: Oh boy.. 01:03:57 - SSgt. Sebastian Bently[CH1 - RADIO]: Not on the radio please. 01:04:08 - Spc. Ashley Olsen[CH1 - RADIO]: Im sorry, got too excited. 01:04:12 - SSgt. Sebastian Bently[CH1 - RADIO]: I- Link to comment
Kris Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 Spc. Adam Pearce [CH1 - RADIO]: Land man in Duct off. Link to comment
Arrow Posted June 15, 2018 Report Share Posted June 15, 2018 01:38:26 - 3Spc. Charlie Scott: Sometimes. 01:38:32 - 3Spc. Charlie Scott: You just have to accept the anal hot sauce. Link to comment
StevieJr Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 06:01:05 - LCpl. Dex Powers[OOC]: jesus christ, sigrun looks like she could be in a Russian porn video named, "Dyke takes dick for the first time". If it sounds like Im being specific, its because i am Link to comment
Wewai Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 01:42:30 - 2Spc. Thomas Constantinos: I'm not actually gay. I was fucking with you. 01:42:39 - LCpl. Johnny Smith: That would make you gay. Link to comment
Admyral Joe Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 Optic in Teamspeak "I approve of the death of Africans." Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted June 26, 2018 Report Share Posted June 26, 2018 2 minutes ago, Admyral Joe said: Optic in Teamspeak "I approve of the death of Africans." We should wipe out the entire population of Africa Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 [AdminLog] 03:38:22 - [ic]Domiano Davies: i graduated druing invasion klendathu@Kris @Orwell Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted July 10, 2018 Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 [AdminLog] 01:21:47 - [ic]Lawrence Chandler: ./pm carter bently looking kinda thicc amirite? 01:21:50 - LCpl. Lawrence Chandler[LOOC]: fuck 01:21:55 - SSgt. Sebastian Bently[LOOC]: g 01:21:55 - Sgt. James Chevosky[LOOC]: gg 01:21:56 - SSgt. Sebastian Bently[LOOC]: g 01:21:57 - Cpl. Lyndsey 'Lynn' Carter[LOOC]: nice 01:22:00 - LCpl. Lawrence Chandler[LOOC]: gg 01:22:02 - Sgt. James Chevosky[LOOC]: 10/10 [AdminLog] 01:22:02 - hot serfs in your area spawned prop: models/cire992/props4/escapepod03.mdl 01:22:04 - Cpl. Lyndsey 'Lynn' Carter[LOOC]: gg 01:22:13 - LCpl. Lawrence Chandler[LOOC]: gonna drown in my toilet @Zeppy Link to comment
LoadedGun Posted July 10, 2018 Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 On 6/26/2018 at 2:26 PM, OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz said: We should wipe out the entire population of Africa bigot Link to comment
Wewai Posted July 10, 2018 Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 21:40:23 - Dango, prepare to fire a proton torpedo directly at us. [AdminLog] 21:40:23 - Rook used /event. Arguments were Dango, prepare to fire a proton torpedo directly at us. KeyValues Error: RecursiveLoadFromBuffer: got } in key in file models/cire992/props/kitchen04.mdl mdlkeyvalue, 21:40:29 - Fuck me [AdminLog] 21:40:29 - Rook used /event. Arguments were Fuck Link to comment
Bohannon Posted July 14, 2018 Report Share Posted July 14, 2018 **Progenitor Ohm slips a cigarette into his mouth, letting Stellvertreter light it. **Progenitor Ohm nods. "Thanks, appreciate it" Link to comment
saiphun987 Posted July 15, 2018 Report Share Posted July 15, 2018 10:21:06 - Sgt.James Chevosky: Deadgano. 10:21:10 - Sgt.James Chevosky[LOOC]: VOID IT. [HAVE TO RECONSTRUCT THE CHAT AGAINT BECAUSE IT WAS MISSING ; ;] Link to comment
Ymot Posted July 18, 2018 Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 I needed a corporal when I was Shang due to chain of command and when I was searching, this happened. 01:41:57 - Pvt. Shang Guan: You will be corporal soon. 01:41:59 - MSgt. Liliana Verbeck[CH1 - RADIO]: Lance Corporal Vickers 01:42:02 - MSgt. Liliana Verbeck[CH1 - RADIO]: My office 01:42:02 - Pvt. Shang Guan: I sense it. 01:42:04 - MSpc. Valerie Faust: Bye Bye 01:42:24 - LCpl. Alice Vickers[CH1 - RADIO]: On my way. Vickers became Corporal right after she was called, and I said before Verbeck called "I sense it". I am a fucking psychic. Link to comment
Silly goose Posted July 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2018 It was fucking uncanny. Link to comment
Bohannon Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 22:34:34 - Cpl. Rahman 'Noodles' Takeshi[OOC]: pm Scott These panties are riding up on my fucking balls Link to comment
Lizgflynn Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 00:32:17 - Pfc. Jason Marsh[OOC]: WHO FUCKING CARES JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. GOD DAMN IM SO SICK OF THESE SNOWFLAKES, IT'S A GODDAMN MILITARY RP SPACEBOI IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE DEATH THEN LIKE. I DUNNO. GO PLAY DICK IN THE BOOTY RP. Link to comment
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