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22:15:45 - Pfc. Landon Rigarc De Serta[OOC]: i am the event runner ssgt said so. you do not have lizard lines. you do not have nuclear weapons. you do not have more than 3 magazines. if you die, report with your roll. if you do not report, i will pk you. you do not have air support. you do not have medevac except you will get it anyways when you ask for it. the planet has a very active electromagnetic field so you can not use your radios. you do not have flamethrowers. the tank is stuck in the mud and needs to be abandoned. no marauders allowed. no dmr allowed.
 

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20:51:01 - **Pfc. Aden Walker gives blanka a friendly nudge "nice to see i kept my promise and your still alive
20:51:17 - Pfc. Iris Blanka: When did you make a promise?
20:51:33 - Pfc. Aden Walker: on the drop ship i patted you on the boat and said like im gonna let you die
20:51:45 - Pfc. Iris Blanka: Oh.

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[AdminLog] 03:20:11 - [ic]Luther W. Taylor: Do you know the way?

[AdminLog] 03:20:40 - [ic]Sabine Bilodeau: De wae to where Captain?
[AdminLog] 03:20:51 - [ic]Luther W. Taylor: To the Sanctuary

[AdminLog] 03:21:38 - [ic]Sabine Bilodeau: Indeed I do. A place I have been to a handful of times.
 

 

[AdminLog] 03:21:32 - Xalphox used /radio. Arguments were Listen to me... I am the Captain now
 

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21:57:13 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: I see we meet again.
21:57:21 - **Pfc. Vito Dominiko  narrows his eyes.
21:57:42 - **Cpl. Kyril Layland slowly gets the ties around her wrists as he moved her towards the Brig,
21:57:43 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : We meet again....Iron Hoof Bill.
21:57:54 - **Pfc. Aden Walker snorts "oh my god"
21:57:57 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: It would seem we at an... Empasse.
21:58:08 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : Indeed we are....
21:58:15 - **Pfc. Vito Dominiko  spits on the ground.
21:58:33 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : You come into my town?
21:58:38 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : You disrespect the law?
21:58:47 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: This town. It ain't big enough fer the two of us.
21:58:56 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : It sure ain't....
21:59:10 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: I fancy we should change that.
21:59:21 - **Pfc. Vito Dominiko  spreads his legs and would lower his hand to his side.
21:59:21 - Cpl. Kyril Layland[CH1 - RADIO]: Hughes', Package is delievered.
21:59:33 - **2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman would do the same. Narrowing his eyes at Vito.
21:59:38 - Sgt. Troy 'Horny' Hughes[BC]: Thank you.
21:59:47 - Cpl. Kyril Layland[CH1 - RADIO]: How long?
22:00:04 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : There's a bounty on your head.
22:00:15 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : The sheriff will compensate me nicely if I cash it in.
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22:00:23 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: I've killed fourty men. I'm the fastest draw in the west.
22:00:30 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : Try me....
22:00:39 - **2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman lowers his hand to his side.
22:00:46 - Sgt. Troy 'Horny' Hughes[BC]: All night.
22:00:48 - **2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman points to the man on the stairs.
22:01:06 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: You. Give us a count down. And we'll decide who the fastest draw is.
22:01:14 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : Do it...
22:01:40 - **Pfc. Vito Dominiko  grits his teeth and gives him a cold Clint Eastwood gaze, staring into his soul.
22:02:00 - **2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman gives him one back. Equally cold and bad ass. His eyes narrowed.
22:02:22 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko [LOOC]: Count us down boy
22:02:52 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko [LOOC]: idc pick a number
22:03:02 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman[LOOC]: 5
22:03:04 - Pfc. Aden Walker: 4.....
22:03:18 - **Pfc. Vito Dominiko  is dead still and keeps a firm posture.
22:03:26 - **2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman 's fingers flay out as he readies his hand.
22:03:34 - **Pfc. Vito Dominiko  would draw duel finger guns
22:03:50 - **Pfc. Vito Dominiko  blasts the shit out of him with his six shooter finger guns.
22:04:06 - **2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman is shot before he can even pull his gun. He holds his chest. His eyes widen. He looks to the lawbringer as he slumps to the floor.
] +duck
22:04:26 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : It's a real shame it ended this way Iron Hoof Bill...
22:04:43 - **Pfc. Vito Dominiko  blows the smoke from his finger guns.
22:04:57 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: You... You truly are... The fastest gun in the west...
22:05:03 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: Bleh.
22:05:11 - **2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman sticks his tounge out and closes his eyes. Dead.
22:05:28 - **Pfc. Vito Dominiko  gets on a imaginary horse and trots off, riding magestically into the sunset.
22:05:32 - Pfc. Vito Dominiko : GIDDE UP!
 

Now imagine the Good, The Bad, and The Ugly theme playing during this. 

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23:13:35 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:35 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:36 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:36 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:37 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:37 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:38 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:38 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:39 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:39 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:40 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:40 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:41 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:41 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:42 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:42 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:43 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:44 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:45 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:45 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:46 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:46 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Hey.
23:13:57 - **2Spc. Charlie TimmsWhat?
23:14:18 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Why do you look so awkward.
23:14:27 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Dude I mean, the glasses and your what ever...
23:14:30 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Gosh.
23:14:44 - Pfc. Ronny Range: I understand you're MP but being so fucking edgy.
23:14:49 - Pfc. Ronny Range: I do not understand taht.
23:14:50 - **2Spc. Charlie TimmsAs 4 marines turn and look to Ronny, the first one to him speaks. "You better fuck off befor we beat your arse."
04.09.2018

23:16:02 - **2Spc. Charlie TimmsThe Marines come close to Ronny, most of them not saying a word. "You are really fucking funny.
23:16:35 - Lt. John York[CH1 - RADIO]: I'll be right over.
23:16:38 - Pfc. Ronny Range: I mean guys, I am kinda but you know. Not everybody has humour.
23:16:48 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Is this getting a gangbang?
23:16:58 - Pfc. Ronny Range: 'CAuse I feel flirty today.
23:17:13 - **2Spc. Charlie Timms"You have 5 seconds or medics gonna pull you to the medbay soon.
23:17:14 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Nice helmets you wear. I have the same.
23:17:41 - **Pfc. Ronny Range would go right in the middle of those two infront and then turning and leaving
23:18:08 - **2Spc. Charlie TimmsA marine would grab Ronnys right arm.
23:18:16 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Oh feck.
23:18:38 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Is this getting flirty?
23:18:46 - **2Spc. Charlie Timms"If I see your face annoying us again, I make sure it wont look the same the next day. Now fuck off!"
23:18:50 - Pfc. Ronny Range: 'Cause I don't feel so good right now.
23:19:03 - Pfc. Ronny Range: Yeah I have that feeling too.
23:19:16 - **2Spc. Charlie TimmsOne of the marines reaches to his radio.
23:19:23 - Pfc. Ronny Range: I buy you guys a book for learing humaness next time.
23:19:28 - **Pfc. Ronny Range would fuck off quickly
23:19:46 - **2Spc. Charlie TimmsThey would simply look after him.

 

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On 8/29/2018 at 7:23 PM, Wewai said:

[AdminLog] 03:20:11 - [ic]Luther W. Taylor: Do you know the way?

[AdminLog] 03:20:40 - [ic]Sabine Bilodeau: De wae to where Captain?
[AdminLog] 03:20:51 - [ic]Luther W. Taylor: To the Sanctuary

[AdminLog] 03:21:38 - [ic]Sabine Bilodeau: Indeed I do. A place I have been to a handful of times.
 

 

[AdminLog] 03:21:32 - Xalphox used /radio. Arguments were Listen to me... I am the Captain now
 

Kill it with fire.

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05:22:57 - LCpl. Vito 'Gay Cowboy' Dominiko[LOOC]: gotta take the pizza out
05:22:58 - LCpl. Vito 'Gay Cowboy' Dominiko[LOOC]: brb
05:23:25 - Cpl. Sarah Redbrick[LOOC]: high ass nig taking his pizza out for a walk n shit.
05:23:27 - Spc. Charlie Timms[LOOC]: *Bang* The pizza is taken out.
05:23:31 - Sgt. Patrick Stevenson[LOOC]: lol

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20:05:34 - WO. Aaron Holtz: People are odd. 
20:05:46 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>HOLTZ.
20:05:52 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>WHAT
20:05:58 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>ARE YOU TAUNTING ME?
20:06:02 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>WHAT WHEN?
20:06:07 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>I COULD BE.
20:06:24 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>FUCKING 'LOOK AT ME IM IN A HOTTUB AND BENTLY DOESN'T HAVE ONE'
20:06:33 - **Cpl. Pauline Westervelt smiled mildly, leaning back to the sweet sounds of these pair of angels.
20:06:35 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YEAH. YEAH I AM.
20:06:37 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR.
20:06:40 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>NO FUCK YOU.
20:06:46 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YOU HAD A HOTTUB FOR /HOW/ LONG?
20:06:47 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>NO FUCK YOU.
20:06:50 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>NO FUCK YOU!
20:07:03 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>COME OUT HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE.
20:07:07 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>I FUCKING WILL.
20:07:08 - **WO. Aaron Holtz got up.
] -duck
20:07:12 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>DO IT PUSSY.
20:07:15 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Oh no-
20:07:16 - WO. Aaron Holtz: Fuck you.
20:07:17 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: I mean. 
20:07:25 - Cpl. Pauline Westervelt[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Put some clothes on first.
20:07:27 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently blinked a few times, straightening up.
20:07:31 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Yeah, fuck me. 
20:07:34 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: You won't.
20:07:36 - **WO. Aaron Holtz blinked a few times.
20:07:38 - WO. Aaron Holtz: Bet.
20:07:44 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Right now. 
20:07:48 - WO. Aaron Holtz: This is so sudden.
20:07:54 - WO. Aaron Holtz: How can our love ever be.
20:07:58 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently cracked a brief grin, laughing a little.
20:08:01 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Valid. 
20:08:06 - **WO. Aaron Holtz chuckled.
20:08:14 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Fuck's sake. 
20:08:14 - WO. Aaron Holtz: I'm going back in, it's fucking cold out here.
20:08:21 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Fair. 
20:08:31 - WO. Aaron Holtz: Still fuck you for having a hot-tub and not sharing.
20:08:38 - WO. Aaron Holtz: Dick.
20:08:38 - Cpl. Cornelius Zeem[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Mister Holtz. Cover your 'Tool' please. You are naked.
20:08:39 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Wow. 
20:08:43 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>No.
20:08:47 - Cpl. Cornelius Zeem[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Okay.
20:08:48 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently looked down.
20:08:51 - WO. Aaron Holtz: Why.
20:08:54 - WO. Aaron Holtz: You literally didn't have to.
20:08:57 - WO. Aaron Holtz: And yet you did.
20:09:06 - WO. Aaron Holtz: YOU WENT OUT OF YOUR WAY.
20:09:08 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Yeah- I don't know why I did that.. 
20:09:13 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently was still looking down.
20:09:14 - WO. Aaron Holtz: You worry me.
20:09:19 - WO. Aaron Holtz: Bently, My eyes are up here.
20:09:31 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently looked up, clearing his throat.
 

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20:12:28 - WO. Aaron Holtz: Bently your AA-
20:12:29 - Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Fuck.
20:12:35 - **WO. Aaron Holtz winced as the hot water hit his face again.
20:12:38 - WO. Aaron Holtz: I hate BOTH of you.
20:12:39 - **SSpc. Daniel Dumont jumped into the hot-tub.
20:12:48 - Cpl. Pauline Westervelt: I see I made a timely exit.
20:12:49 - SSpc. Daniel Dumont: Awh, I had cold balls all day...
20:12:52 - Cpl. Pauline Westervelt: Evening all.
20:12:52 - WO. Aaron Holtz: Bently. 
20:12:54 - WO. Aaron Holtz: Accept it.
20:12:57 - WO. Aaron Holtz: Your hot-tub is gone.
20:12:59 - WO. Aaron Holtz: Forever.
20:13:01 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: w This is just cruel... 
20:13:05 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>SHUT UP HOLTZ.
20:13:10 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>HEY BENTLY YOU CAN GET IN THE TUB YOU KNOW.
20:13:12 - SSpc. Daniel Dumont: --Might I add, Bently, that this is -better- than your hot-tub.
20:13:14 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>THAT"S A THING YOU CAN DO.
20:13:15 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>NO.
20:13:21 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>OH WHAT THE FUCK DUMONT GOT TO TRY YOUR TUB?!
20:13:22 - **Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer chuckles.
20:13:25 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>WHAT THE HELL BENTLY.
20:13:31 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>LISTEN HERE.
20:13:36 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YOU DIDNT ASK,.
20:13:36 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>I AM LISTENING.
20:13:37 - Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Aw..
20:13:41 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YOU NEVER TOLD ME.
20:13:42 - Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Is it your tub..?
20:13:49 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>I DONT CARE.
20:13:54 - SSpc. Daniel Dumont: I get to try whatever I want.
20:13:54 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>NO FUCK YOU. NOT SHARING.
20:13:56 - SSpc. Daniel Dumont: --Right, Archer?
20:14:01 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>I NEVER EVEN OFFERED IT TO DUMONT, HE JUST JUMPED IN.
20:14:04 - Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer: Sure. 
20:14:11 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>WELL I SEE HOW OUR RELATIONSHIP IS&gt;
20:14:13 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>I SEE.
20:14:17 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Don't tell him that, LIeutenant. 
20:14:26 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>OUR RELATIONSHIP ISN'T ANYTHING YET BECAUSE SOMEONE
20:14:26 - Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer: Honestly, I wasn't paying attention to what he said. 
20:14:33 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>DON'T YOU DARE.
20:14:34 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>SOMEONE HOLTZ
20:14:35 - SSpc. Daniel Dumont: I said would you like to go to dinner.
20:14:40 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>WOW.
20:14:44 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>WONT FUCK ME
20:14:45 - Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer: You'll have to ask my husband. 
20:14:48 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>/HOLTZ/
20:14:50 - SSpc. Daniel Dumont: Nah, we skip him.
20:14:53 - SSpc. Daniel Dumont: He's no fun, right?
20:15:00 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>WELL YOU COULD JOIN ME AND WE COULD
20:15:02 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>I WONDER WHO. /HOLTZ/
20:15:04 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>/BENTLY/
20:15:15 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>OH YEAH? CAN I?
20:15:17 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YEAH.
20:15:18 - **Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer wrinkles her nose. "Nahh... he's pretty fun."
20:15:23 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YEAH?
20:15:25 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>IN A HOT-TUB. THAT ISN"T YOURS&gt;
20:15:27 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YEAH.
20:15:37 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YA KNOW WHAT, I JUST MIGHT.
20:15:42 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YOU DO THAT. IT FEELS GREAT.
20:15:42 - Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer: That Corporal has to be dead... right? 
20:15:42 - SSpc. Daniel Dumont: Yeah, but I'm -double- the fun.
20:15:44 - SSpc. Daniel Dumont: Ask Bently.
20:15:49 - Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: No.
20:15:51 - Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer: Like... just sitting there... ignoring all of you fuckers.
20:15:54 - Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: I'm still alive.
20:16:06 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently Removed a sharpie, walking over, shoes and all and stepped in, walking over to the over side and writing on the wall.
20:16:08 - Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: I get used to...that.
20:16:15 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>MOVE FATTIE.
20:16:21 - SSpc. Daniel Dumont: --Stay away from that Waka-Flaka, kids.
20:16:22 - Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Aye Sir.
20:16:27 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YOU"RE SUPPOSE TO TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES /BENTLY/
20:16:28 - SSpc. Daniel Dumont: Bently here thought he could walk on water.
20:16:39 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>NO REMOVE THAT
20:16:43 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>THIS IS NOT YOURS.
20:16:47 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>NO. IT'S MINE.
20:16:48 - SSpc. Daniel Dumont: --Wait, that's how you spell it?!
20:16:54 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>SINCE WHEN?
20:16:54 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>I PAID FOR THIS PLACE.
20:17:00 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT YOURS!
20:17:01 - Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Fair enough..
20:17:14 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently kicked his foot forward, sending water in Holtz's face.
20:17:21 - **WO. Aaron Holtz sputtered and spat out water.
20:17:23 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>RUDE.
20:17:23 - **SSpc. Daniel Dumont stands.
20:17:24 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>IT SURE ISN'T /YOURS/
20:17:25 - SSpc. Daniel Dumont[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>NO SPLASHING!
20:17:27 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>IT IS MINE.
20:17:33 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>NO, IT ISN'T.
20:17:37 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>/BABE/
20:17:38 - **Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer crosses her arms under her chest.
20:17:39 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YES, IT IS.
20:17:42 - SSpc. Daniel Dumont[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>I WON'T STAND FOR THIS LAWLESS SOCIETY.
20:17:45 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>/HUN/
20:17:47 - **SSpc. Daniel Dumont takes his leave from the savages.
20:17:52 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>LISTEN HERE, /PUMPKIN/
20:17:54 - Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Dumont.
20:18:00 - Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Ah, left.
20:18:05 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>IM LISTENING /DARLING/
20:18:09 - Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer: Oh, hey there darling. 
20:18:15 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YEAH, HEY THERE /DARLING/
20:18:16 - TSgt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards: Hi...
20:18:22 - Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer: Lovers quarrel.
20:18:22 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently looks to Edwards.
20:18:23 - **Cpl. Cornelius Zeem looks back.
20:18:28 - Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Hey Koros.
20:18:31 - **WO. Aaron Holtz let out an offended gasp.
20:18:37 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?
20:18:37 - TSgt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards: I was down stairs standing at a poker talbe and heard Bently screaming and I knew I wasn't behind him.
20:18:38 - TSgt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards: So....
20:18:41 - TSgt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards: Had to come see.
20:18:45 - **Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer chuckles.
20:18:46 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>MAYBE I AM.
20:18:50 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>HOW COULD YOU?
20:19:01 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>AS HE SAID. HE MAKES ME SCREAM BEHIND ME.
20:19:07 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>BECAUSE SOMEONE, HOLTZ.
20:19:10 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>I THOUGHT YOU AND I HAD SOMETHING! SOMETHING GRETA!
20:19:14 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>/SOMEONE/
20:19:20 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>SOMEONE WILL FUCK ME.
20:19:24 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>/HOLTZ/
20:19:28 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>WHEN DID I SAY I WOULDN'T /BENTLY/
20:19:30 - TSgt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards: The male g spot is in the anus but being gay is a sin.... how cruel god is indeed.
20:19:34 - TSgt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards: Thats when I take my leave.
20:19:48 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>ALL THESE YEARS THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FUCKING ME, HOLTZ.
20:19:48 - **Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer shakes her head a little, she began laughing.
20:20:02 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YOU NEVER /ASKED/
20:20:14 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO ASK.
20:20:23 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>MAYBE I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WAS OKAY /BENTLY/
20:20:33 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>I BET ARCHER DOESN'T HAVE TO ASK.
20:20:41 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently Returned to his usual calm and flat tone.
20:20:43 - Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer: I don't. 
20:20:46 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Do you, Lieutenant? 
20:20:53 - Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer: Nope. I've never had to ask. 
20:20:54 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently nods, returning to his yelling.
20:20:56 - **WO. Aaron Holtz turned his head to look "I'd hope not."
20:20:57 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>SEE?
20:21:03 - **WO. Aaron Holtz sputtered
20:21:06 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>SHE DOESNT ASK.
20:21:09 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>NO. DON'T COMPAIR OUR RELATIONSHIP TO OTHERS!
20:21:16 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>WHY NOT?
20:21:26 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>BECAUSE THEN I'LL SEE HOW BAD YOU TREAT ME?
20:21:35 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>I TREAT YOU AMAZINGLY BENTLY HOW DAR EYOU.
20:21:41 - Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>BENTLY, HE'S NEVER GOING TO TREAT YOU LIKE JOSH DOES!
20:21:42 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>NO YOU DON'T.
20:21:48 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>WHO IS JOSH!
20:21:48 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>SHE'S RIGHT.
20:21:52 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>EDWARDS.
20:21:57 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>I LOVE YOU.
20:22:10 - **WO. Aaron Holtz let out an even louder offeneded gasp.
20:22:15 - Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Mister Holtz, I can love instead.
20:22:15 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>BENTLY HOW COULD YOU.
20:22:20 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>SHUT UP, SLUT.
20:22:23 - **TSgt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards gives a small wink, "Love you too boo."
20:22:25 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>ME A SLUT?
20:22:26 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YOU'RE A SIDE BITCH.
20:22:30 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YOU STAY OUT OF THIS EDWARDS.
20:22:35 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>HOW DARE YOU.
20:22:40 - TSgt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards: How can I stay out of Bently?
20:22:43 - TSgt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards: its so warm...
20:22:43 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>LISTEN HERE YOU SIDE HOE LOOKING ASS.
20:22:43 - **Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer passes a playful glance at Edwards before looking back at Bently.
20:22:54 - **WO. Aaron Holtz placed his hand to his chest.
20:22:57 - WO. Aaron Holtz[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YOU TAKE THAT BACK.
20:22:57 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently would attempt to keep a straight face, as he had been this entire time.
20:23:04 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: I am quite warm, yeah. 
20:23:19 - TSgt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards: Bet you're all wet in that water too...
20:23:19 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently took out his PDA, tapping on it for a moment.
20:23:26 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Not just in the water. 
20:23:28 - WO. Aaron Holtz: I feel cheaeted. 
20:23:31 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Sweetcheeks. 
20:23:50 - **WO. Aaron Holtz attempted to keep a straight face. Cracking a small smile.
20:23:57 - Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer: Wow... I feel like I'm a third wheel in our marriage, Josh. 
20:24:01 - **Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer chuckles.
20:24:05 - Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Your pants are wet.
20:24:42 - TSgt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards: Seeing how big Bently is... I'd say maybe fourth wall at a push.
20:24:48 - TSgt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards[LOOC]: wheel*
20:25:02 - Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer: Wow... just wow. 
20:25:13 - : Daniel Dumont's name was changed from Daniel Dumont to Daniel 'Big Daddy D' Dumont.
20:26:18 - Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer: I'm hurt. 
20:26:22 - Lt. Lux 'Sól' Archer: Fourth fuckin' wheel. 
20:26:39 - WO. Aaron Holtz: I'm hurt. I'm being used. 
20:29:34 - TSgt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards: Hmm, well I'll leave you all too fucking.
20:29:42 - TSgt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards: Gonna go see who else isn't boring.


 

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Max gets dared to throat a banana. She ain’t no pussy.

 

 

00:49:44 - **LCpl. Vito 'Gay Cowboy' Dominiko plops the magnum dong fruit on the table.

00:49:56 - LCpl. Vito 'Gay Cowboy' Dominiko: I present to you.

00:49:56 - **GySgt. Maxine 'Maxi-Pad' Valentine grabs it, holding infront of her.

00:49:59 - LCpl. Gray Seraphim[WHISPER]: Seriously don't die to a fruit.

00:50:00 - LCpl. Vito 'Gay Cowboy' Dominiko: The kidney tickler.

00:50:00 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: Wow. That's a pretty magnum dong banana Valentine.

00:50:00 - GySgt. Maxine 'Maxi-Pad' Valentine: Fuck.

00:50:07 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman[WHISPER]: It's fine I'm here.

00:50:13 - GySgt. Maxine 'Maxi-Pad' Valentine: I hate my life with so much passion right now.

00:50:21 - **LCpl. Gray Seraphim pat Valentine's back yet again

00:50:22 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: You should.

00:50:28 - Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: How's it feel huh, to be made to be gay. Fuck you.

00:50:46 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: I'll hold your cigarette.


 

00:50:56 - **GySgt. Maxine 'Maxi-Pad' Valentine attempts to throat the banana. I ain't going in depth with this shit.

 

Max rolls a fucking 85.

 

00:51:22 - **GySgt. Maxine 'Maxi-Pad' Valentine seems to have no problem, and takes it like a champ.

 

00:51:07 - LCpl. Vito 'Gay Cowboy' Dominiko: Jesus.

00:51:11 - **2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman 's widen.

00:51:16 - ** Sebastian Bently watched, blinking a few times behind his glasses.

00:51:18 - 2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman: You sure you're gay, Valentine?

00:51:20 - LCpl. Vito 'Gay Cowboy' Dominiko: That's magnificent.

00:51:25 - Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: Bullshit, I can't even get the satisfaction of watching her puke...

00:51:27 - LCpl. Vito 'Gay Cowboy' Dominiko: It brings a tear to my eye.

00:51:27 - **GySgt. Maxine 'Maxi-Pad' Valentine slides it out.

00:51:29 - Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: Fucking end me.

00:51:33 - Sgt. Troy 'Horny' Hughes: Damn.

 

00:51:34 - GySgt. Maxine 'Maxi-Pad' Valentine: I fucking hate all of you.

 

00:51:36 - **2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman 's mouth slowly widens.

00:51:40 - LCpl. Gray Seraphim: Again, do you hate me too?

00:51:43 - LCpl. Gray Seraphim: I got you the bucket.

00:51:44 - Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: Yes.

00:51:45 - **Lt. John York looks over whilst shoving another slice of pizza in his face.

00:51:51 - LCpl. Gray Seraphim: Aw....

00:51:54 - **2Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman returns to reality. Shutting his mouth.

00:52:01 - **GySgt. Maxine 'Maxi-Pad' Valentine shakes her head, throwing the banana into the bucket.

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20:42:00 - 2Spc. Annabelle 'Hard Knoxxx' Thacker[CH1 - RADIO]: Dumont. Would you come down and help out with the next part of the course?
20:42:17 - SSpc. Daniel Dumont[CH1 - RADIO]: I'm jerking off, Thacker, is it necessary?
20:42:33 - SSpc. Daniel Dumont[CH1 - RADIO]: --Nevermind, your voice ruined it.
20:42:35 - SSpc. Daniel Dumont[CH1 - RADIO]: I'm comin'.
20:42:37 - 2Spc. Annabelle 'Hard Knoxxx' Thacker[CH1 - RADIO]: I didn't...want to know that...
 

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14:56:49 - Pfc. Bernhard Franke: Heyuh, sarge, who yuh tryin' to get tuh kick my ass?
14:56:58 - Sgt. Sarah Redbrick: The recruit.
14:57:02 - Sgt. Sarah Redbrick: Off you go.
14:57:26 - Rct. Guy Benson: I'll kick your ass sideways if you want.
14:57:28 - Rct. Guy Benson: One time.
14:57:32 - Sgt. Sarah Redbrick: I believe in you, Franke.
14:57:44 - **Pfc. Bernhard Franke eyes Benson with the fury of a thousand Zulu warriors. There's a tiger behind that stare, and it's ready to pounce on that ass. "Cumon, I's will show yuh the ring, bro."

 

20:56:30 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Roomba.

20:56:37 - **Sgt. Patrick Stevenson slowly backs away.

20:56:54 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Sergeant Stevenson was caught stashing expired bread into his boxer shorts.

20:57:02 - Ens. Alysia 'Fun-Size' Harper: Again.

20:57:03 - Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: That's a lie.

20:57:04 - Sgt. Troy 'Horny' Hughes: Gay.

20:57:07 - A/Sgt. Sarah Redbrick: I agree.

20:57:10 - ** Mechano Spider the Roomba hums softly.

20:57:13 - Ens. Alysia 'Fun-Size' Harper: Sergeant Stevenson. Run.

20:57:21 - Pfc. Kara Simmonds: What the?

20:57:23 - **Cpt. Sebastian Bently Straightens up.

20:57:24 - Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: Fuckin gay ass robot.

20:57:24 - Mechano Spider the Roomba: Expired bread breeds mold trooper.

20:57:32 - Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: He's lying.

20:57:34 - Mechano Spider the Roomba: Drop your pants and surrender the bread.

@Rook

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21:17:27 - **Sgt. Troy 'Horny' Hughes put two slices of chicken breasts on some heavy plastic, sliding it over to Franke and handing him a meat mallet. "Beat them well right now."
21:17:40 - Sgt. Troy 'Horny' Hughes: About half an inch thickness.
21:18:11 - **Sgt. Troy 'Horny' Hughes busted the eggs and put them in a bowl, beating them with a whisk as he read the directions.
21:18:42 - **LCpl. Bernhard Franke grins. The man is a self proclaimed master of beating his meat, after all. This will be hardly a challenge. "Rodger dodger, sarge. Two half an inch thick breasts cumon right up!" He grabs the mallet and gets to work, hammering out his... Cock.

 

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Leana Wells 'thinks really hard about shitting on Stevenson.'

Liliana Verbeck 'Remains blank minded, staring at the floor'

Leana Wells 'changes her tactic. She begins thinking really hard about holding Verbeck's hand.'

 

Liliana Verbeck rolled 93

Leana Wells rolled 80

 

Leana Wells'was still thinking really hard about holding Verbeck's hand, staying silent as she concentrated.'

 

Liliana Verbeck rolled 70

Leana Wells rolled 47

 

Liliana Verbeck 'Seems to remain blank faced, sniffling slightly'

Leana Wells 'imagines sloooowly reaching over to rest her hand on Verbeck's as they sit together on a bus, two total strangers in this scenario.'

 

Leana Wells rolled 38

Liliana Verbeck rolled 96

 

Leana Wells 'frowned as Mental Verbeck pulled her hand away.'

Liliana Verbeck: You are doing a dreadful job, Wells.

Leana Wells 'starts thinking really, REALLY hard about hugging Verbeck.'

 

Leana Wells rolled a 86.

Liliana Verbeck rolled a 97

 

Leana Wells 'was visibly tense as she put all of her effort into using her big brain, the cogs slooowly turning as she pictured Verbeck and herself together at a table, a single candle between them, eating Chinese food and staring lovingly at each other, blowing kisses back and fourth.'

 

Leana Wells rolled a 98.

Liliana Verbeck rolled a 50.

 

Liliana Verbeck 'Cringed visibly, a shiver running down their spine as they emitted a low "eugh"'

Leana Wells 'slowly grinned.'

Leana Wells 'mentally reaches to touch Verbeck's hand now that she was trapped in this mental hell.'

 

Liliana Verbeck rolled 38.

Leana Wells rolled 79.

 

Lilian Verbeck 'Shook her head somewhat, groaning "Wells!"'

Leana Wells 'burst into laughter, shaking her head. "You have soft hands, Ma'am."'

Liliana Verbeck: I will strangle you

Leana Wells: I'll die comfortably, Ma'am.

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