saiphun987 Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 7 hours ago, OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz said: Leana Wells 'thinks really hard about shitting on Stevenson.' Liliana Verbeck 'Remains blank minded, staring at the floor' Leana Wells 'changes her tactic. She begins thinking really hard about holding Verbeck's hand.' Liliana Verbeck rolled 93 Leana Wells rolled 80 Leana Wells'was still thinking really hard about holding Verbeck's hand, staying silent as she concentrated.' Liliana Verbeck rolled 70 Leana Wells rolled 47 Liliana Verbeck 'Seems to remain blank faced, sniffling slightly' Leana Wells 'imagines sloooowly reaching over to rest her hand on Verbeck's as they sit together on a bus, two total strangers in this scenario.' Leana Wells rolled 38 Liliana Verbeck rolled 96 Leana Wells 'frowned as Mental Verbeck pulled her hand away.' Liliana Verbeck: You are doing a dreadful job, Wells. Leana Wells 'starts thinking really, REALLY hard about hugging Verbeck.' Leana Wells rolled a 86. Liliana Verbeck rolled a 97 Leana Wells 'was visibly tense as she put all of her effort into using her big brain, the cogs slooowly turning as she pictured Verbeck and herself together at a table, a single candle between them, eating Chinese food and staring lovingly at each other, blowing kisses back and fourth.' Leana Wells rolled a 98. Liliana Verbeck rolled a 50. Liliana Verbeck 'Cringed visibly, a shiver running down their spine as they emitted a low "eugh"' Leana Wells 'slowly grinned.' Leana Wells 'mentally reaches to touch Verbeck's hand now that she was trapped in this mental hell.' Liliana Verbeck rolled 38. Leana Wells rolled 79. Lilian Verbeck 'Shook her head somewhat, groaning "Wells!"' Leana Wells 'burst into laughter, shaking her head. "You have soft hands, Ma'am."' Liliana Verbeck: I will strangle you Leana Wells: I'll die comfortably, Ma'am. THIS... is the gayest thing I've ever seen. Link to comment
Mannulus Posted September 25, 2018 Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 On 9/21/2018 at 2:06 AM, OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz said: Leana Wells 'thinks really hard about shitting on Stevenson.' Liliana Verbeck 'Remains blank minded, staring at the floor' Leana Wells 'changes her tactic. She begins thinking really hard about holding Verbeck's hand.' Liliana Verbeck rolled 93 Leana Wells rolled 80 Leana Wells'was still thinking really hard about holding Verbeck's hand, staying silent as she concentrated.' Liliana Verbeck rolled 70 Leana Wells rolled 47 Liliana Verbeck 'Seems to remain blank faced, sniffling slightly' Leana Wells 'imagines sloooowly reaching over to rest her hand on Verbeck's as they sit together on a bus, two total strangers in this scenario.' Leana Wells rolled 38 Liliana Verbeck rolled 96 Leana Wells 'frowned as Mental Verbeck pulled her hand away.' Liliana Verbeck: You are doing a dreadful job, Wells. Leana Wells 'starts thinking really, REALLY hard about hugging Verbeck.' Leana Wells rolled a 86. Liliana Verbeck rolled a 97 Leana Wells 'was visibly tense as she put all of her effort into using her big brain, the cogs slooowly turning as she pictured Verbeck and herself together at a table, a single candle between them, eating Chinese food and staring lovingly at each other, blowing kisses back and fourth.' Leana Wells rolled a 98. Liliana Verbeck rolled a 50. Liliana Verbeck 'Cringed visibly, a shiver running down their spine as they emitted a low "eugh"' Leana Wells 'slowly grinned.' Leana Wells 'mentally reaches to touch Verbeck's hand now that she was trapped in this mental hell.' Liliana Verbeck rolled 38. Leana Wells rolled 79. Lilian Verbeck 'Shook her head somewhat, groaning "Wells!"' Leana Wells 'burst into laughter, shaking her head. "You have soft hands, Ma'am."' Liliana Verbeck: I will strangle you Leana Wells: I'll die comfortably, Ma'am. I demand more. Also, I ship it. Link to comment
Bohannon Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 23:24:33 - Sgt. Troy 'Horny' Hughes[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Cipher, you want me to drive so you can deal with the LRR? 23:24:56 - Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Who the fuck is Cipher? 1 Link to comment
saiphun987 Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 12:09:40 - **Pvt. Guy Benson groans he screams as th worst pain in his life, worse than being Stabbed with an arm in the fork, his veins buldge out of his neck as he passes out balls exploded theyre on the ceiling, theyre everywhere 1 Link to comment
StevieJr Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 50 minutes ago, saiphun987 said: 12:09:40 - **Pvt. Guy Benson groans he screams as th worst pain in his life, worse than being Stabbed with an arm in the fork, his veins buldge out of his neck as he passes out balls exploded theyre on the ceiling, theyre everywhere Busted his balls Link to comment
Craig R. Smith Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 19:29:53 - **Spc. Charlie Timms keeps on snoring, not having reacted to much on anyone trying to talk to him. 19:30:03 - **Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch gets closer to Timms carefully. 19:30:21 - Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>BUG HOLE EAST TIMMS GET THAT M55 READY NOW! 19:30:28 - Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>WE NEED YOU NOW TIMMS! 19:30:33 - Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>GET HERE ASAP! 19:30:39 - Spc. Tony De'Cazza[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>CONTACT. 19:30:42 - Pfc. Aden Walker[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>slap him 19:30:49 - Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>TIMMS WHERE IS TAHT M55! 19:30:56 - **Spc. Charlie Timms jumps up and out his chair, taking his M55 into his hand directly. 19:31:09 - **SSgt. Patrick Stevenson chuckled. 19:31:10 - **Spc. Charlie Timms holds in that position for a second. 19:31:20 - Spc. Tony De'Cazza: And thats how you wake someone up children. 1 Link to comment
Silly goose Posted September 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 04:30:05 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[WHISPER]: I fucking hate this unit... 04:30:14 - LCpl. Bernhard Franke: Yuh say somethin', sir? 04:30:20 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Yes. 04:30:26 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: I expressed my love for my Unit. 04:30:39 - LCpl. Bernhard Franke: Oh, uh, wes 'ppreciate yuh, too, sir. Link to comment
F r a n c o Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 8 minutes ago, Pilotfish said: 04:30:05 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[WHISPER]: I fucking hate this unit... 04:30:14 - LCpl. Bernhard Franke: Yuh say somethin', sir? 04:30:20 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: Yes. 04:30:26 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently: I expressed my love for my Unit. 04:30:39 - LCpl. Bernhard Franke: Oh, uh, wes 'ppreciate yuh, too, sir. I like these good, short quotes. Not S E V E N T y Lines Link to comment
Bohannon Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 Sgt. Pauline Westervelt[YELL]:Repeat after me. Sgt. Pauline Westervelt[YELL]:Truly. Spc. Tony De'Cazza[YELL]: Truly. Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman[YELL]: Truly. Sgt. Pauline Westervelt[YELL]:Fascinating. Spc. Tony De'Cazza[YELL]: Fascinating. Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman[YELL]: Facinating. Mi being civilized wtf? Link to comment
Bohannon Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 21:51:43 - **Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker sighs and walks up winding up her metal arm "Already was going to." 21:51:45 - Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker: Turn around. 21:51:53 - SSgt. Patrick Stevenson: Turn. 21:52:04 - **Pvt. Guy Benson turns around and thrusts his ass at her hes hopping forward like a rabbit 21:52:05 - Pvt. Guy Benson: I can take it 21:52:09 - Pvt. Guy Benson: Hit me you bitch 21:52:18 - **Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker continues winding up her metal arm and then would walk up and sling shot the metal hand right onto his cheek. Rolls a 97 21:52:25 - SSgt. Patrick Stevenson[LOOC]: oof 21:52:29 - Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker[LOOC]: oh my god your asscheek 21:53:03 - **Pvt. Guy Benson 's ass his fling forward it vribates his entire body like gelatin 21:55:10 - **Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker makes a finger gun and blows the invisable smoke before dropping her hand "I thought you could take it -bitch-?" **For a moment there's a lull in the air where the force of her power-slap had temporarily created a vacuume, before the air had ravenously sucked into the negative space. There's a clap-- distant at first, then immense in a castrophany of thunder that could be heard far away in the reaches of space. Benson quivers. The life dulls from his eyes as he falls forward, his immaculate physique slamming against the cold metal grating against his uniform. 1 Link to comment
saiphun987 Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 32 minutes ago, Bohannon said: 21:51:43 - **Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker sighs and walks up winding up her metal arm "Already was going to." 21:51:45 - Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker: Turn around. 21:51:53 - SSgt. Patrick Stevenson: Turn. 21:52:04 - **Pvt. Guy Benson turns around and thrusts his ass at her hes hopping forward like a rabbit 21:52:05 - Pvt. Guy Benson: I can take it 21:52:09 - Pvt. Guy Benson: Hit me you bitch 21:52:18 - **Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker continues winding up her metal arm and then would walk up and sling shot the metal hand right onto his cheek. Rolls a 97 21:52:25 - SSgt. Patrick Stevenson[LOOC]: oof 21:52:29 - Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker[LOOC]: oh my god your asscheek 21:53:03 - **Pvt. Guy Benson 's ass his fling forward it vribates his entire body like gelatin 21:55:10 - **Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker makes a finger gun and blows the invisable smoke before dropping her hand "I thought you could take it -bitch-?" **For a moment there's a lull in the air where the force of her power-slap had temporarily created a vacuume, before the air had ravenously sucked into the negative space. There's a clap-- distant at first, then immense in a castrophany of thunder that could be heard far away in the reaches of space. Benson quivers. The life dulls from his eyes as he falls forward, his immaculate physique slamming against the cold metal grating against his uniform. That's a god tier RP right there. Link to comment
Toasty_Supreme Posted September 30, 2018 Report Share Posted September 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Bohannon said: 21:51:43 - **Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker sighs and walks up winding up her metal arm "Already was going to." 21:51:45 - Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker: Turn around. 21:51:53 - SSgt. Patrick Stevenson: Turn. 21:52:04 - **Pvt. Guy Benson turns around and thrusts his ass at her hes hopping forward like a rabbit 21:52:05 - Pvt. Guy Benson: I can take it 21:52:09 - Pvt. Guy Benson: Hit me you bitch 21:52:18 - **Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker continues winding up her metal arm and then would walk up and sling shot the metal hand right onto his cheek. Rolls a 97 21:52:25 - SSgt. Patrick Stevenson[LOOC]: oof 21:52:29 - Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker[LOOC]: oh my god your asscheek 21:53:03 - **Pvt. Guy Benson 's ass his fling forward it vribates his entire body like gelatin 21:55:10 - **Pvt. Annabelle 'Cock-Block' Thacker makes a finger gun and blows the invisable smoke before dropping her hand "I thought you could take it -bitch-?" **For a moment there's a lull in the air where the force of her power-slap had temporarily created a vacuume, before the air had ravenously sucked into the negative space. There's a clap-- distant at first, then immense in a castrophany of thunder that could be heard far away in the reaches of space. Benson quivers. The life dulls from his eyes as he falls forward, his immaculate physique slamming against the cold metal grating against his uniform. Oh my Fucking god I’m cracking up in the break room at work and I’m getting a bunch of looks 1 Link to comment
Traitorverpackung Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 22:13:46 - SSgt. Joshua Edwards: Awwwh 22:13:48 - SSgt. Joshua Edwards: my radio man 22:14:00 - **Sgt. Kyril 'Corpse' Layland exhales. 22:14:07 - SSpc. Daniel 'Dan' Dumont[OOC]: beeourbe 22:14:10 - Sgt. Kyril 'Corpse' Layland[LRR - RADIO]: MOBCOMM THIS IS BANDICOOT 1-1, RADIO CHECK OVER! 22:14:18 - SSpc. Daniel 'Dan' Dumont[OOC]: i need to hit /a joint of grass/ if you know what i mean 22:14:20 - P. F. Kruger[MOBCOMM]: STOP SHOUTING AT ME 22:14:28 - Sgt. Kyril 'Corpse' Layland[LRR - RADIO]: OKAY! Link to comment
Spooks Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 **The lobster shot out some urine, indicating to nearby Lobsters its wish for death as Dumont's cum-shot flew over it's shell, glazing the snack with its new yellow tinge. "Fuck, I love me some lobster," he barked, taking the one that had snapped onto his ass off before throwing it onto the woman. He urined its saddness everywhere. **The lobsters shame was enjoyed by Dumont, and made worse by the power-range that watched in the distance. [22:56] antisocial genocide: **Arvi lifts his skinny white fist into the air - spreading his fingers out and forming a claw. His lightly packed ham-sandwhich of a cunt on show for Dumont, "I packed lunch for you today." He says, drifting off in his eyes. "I want you to touch my iguana bites." Link to comment
Rook Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 8 minutes ago, Tony said: **The lobster shot out some urine, indicating to nearby Lobsters its wish for death as Dumont's cum-shot flew over it's shell, glazing the snack with its new yellow tinge. "Fuck, I love me some lobster," he barked, taking the one that had snapped onto his ass off before throwing it onto the woman. He urined its saddness everywhere. **The lobsters shame was enjoyed by Dumont, and made worse by the power-range that watched in the distance. [22:56] antisocial genocide: **Arvi lifts his skinny white fist into the air - spreading his fingers out and forming a claw. His lightly packed ham-sandwhich of a cunt on show for Dumont, "I packed lunch for you today." He says, drifting off in his eyes. "I want you to touch my iguana bites." This is why Doomba thinks Dumont is a deviant. Link to comment
Moon Man Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 21:19:40 - **Rct. Habib Kubecer does the floss 21:19:43 - Pvt. Peter Quentin: one who die on the field are heros Link to comment
The_Harmacist Posted October 11, 2018 Report Share Posted October 11, 2018 On 10/3/2018 at 6:03 PM, Tony said: **The lobster shot out some urine, indicating to nearby Lobsters its wish for death as Dumont's cum-shot flew over it's shell, glazing the snack with its new yellow tinge. "Fuck, I love me some lobster," he barked, taking the one that had snapped onto his ass off before throwing it onto the woman. He urined its saddness everywhere. **The lobsters shame was enjoyed by Dumont, and made worse by the power-range that watched in the distance. [22:56] antisocial genocide: **Arvi lifts his skinny white fist into the air - spreading his fingers out and forming a claw. His lightly packed ham-sandwhich of a cunt on show for Dumont, "I packed lunch for you today." He says, drifting off in his eyes. "I want you to touch my iguana bites." I... am not actually sure what I am reading... I'm a little scared.... send help. Link to comment
StevieJr Posted October 12, 2018 Report Share Posted October 12, 2018 19:08:00 - Rct. Jack: hello there sir im ready to kill some bugs sur im striaght outa boot camp Link to comment
StevieJr Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: I like bugs. They smell good. Patrick Stevenson: I like fried bug. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: I love bugs and chips. Patrick Stevenson: When they are covered in napalm and screeching in pain. Patrick Stevenson: Napalm sauce. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Lovly! Patrick Stevenson makes an 'ok' symbol and a cheeky face.Winking as well. Patrick Stevenson: Amazing. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch nods with a smile and wink Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Yes. Patrick Stevenson kisses the tips of his fingers like an italian and then, "Mwah, deliciouso." Patrick Stevenson: Mama mia. Jee-un 'Snuggles' Choi: Jesus christ. Patrick Stevenson: Oh. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Perfecto Patrick Stevenson yells, "PASTA!"Patrick Stevenson rolls a lame 40 Patrick Stevenson was not tooooo loud.Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch yells "PASTA!" Jee-un 'Snuggles' Choi does not get jumped.Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch rolls a fucking natural 100 Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch was very loud. like a bomb Jee-un 'Snuggles' Choi jumps back severely, whincing a little. A massive boom, of a german asian communist yelling, 'PASTA' could be heard as far as the tech deck. Patrick Stevenson looks at lick. Patrick Stevenson: Holy fuck. 09:55:45 - Wewai used /radio. Arguments were Holy shit, are we hit or something?Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: I was the nuclear alarm in my hometown. 1 Link to comment
Baltazar Posted October 15, 2018 Report Share Posted October 15, 2018 On 10/14/2018 at 6:39 PM, StevieJr said: Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: I like bugs. They smell good. Patrick Stevenson: I like fried bug. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: I love bugs and chips. Patrick Stevenson: When they are covered in napalm and screeching in pain. Patrick Stevenson: Napalm sauce. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Lovly! Patrick Stevenson makes an 'ok' symbol and a cheeky face.Winking as well. Patrick Stevenson: Amazing. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch nods with a smile and wink Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Yes. Patrick Stevenson kisses the tips of his fingers like an italian and then, "Mwah, deliciouso." Patrick Stevenson: Mama mia. Jee-un 'Snuggles' Choi: Jesus christ. Patrick Stevenson: Oh. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Perfecto Patrick Stevenson yells, "PASTA!"Patrick Stevenson rolls a lame 40 Patrick Stevenson was not tooooo loud.Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch yells "PASTA!" Jee-un 'Snuggles' Choi does not get jumped.Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch rolls a fucking natural 100 Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch was very loud. like a bomb Jee-un 'Snuggles' Choi jumps back severely, whincing a little. A massive boom, of a german asian communist yelling, 'PASTA' could be heard as far as the tech deck. Patrick Stevenson looks at lick. Patrick Stevenson: Holy fuck. 09:55:45 - Wewai used /radio. Arguments were Holy shit, are we hit or something?Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: I was the nuclear alarm in my hometown. *gives an 'OK'* That's YES from me. Link to comment
saiphun987 Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 *Comes around the corner flanking the man with his Spitfire oriented at him. A bulky big ass Marauder* 08:46:02 - ** Arnold Bobber throws the gun down. 08:46:14 - Arnold Bobber[YELL]: Nigga, I ain't fightin' you. 08:46:17 - **Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai Keep his gun oriented at the man. 08:46:24 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: Good thinking. 1 Link to comment
Toasty_Supreme Posted October 21, 2018 Report Share Posted October 21, 2018 Came back from work and this was in TS chat: <19:56:27> "Wyatt Mann": ALMOST SKYCAVE WEST PANGAEA BIG OLD TALL ROCK TRIBE'S FISHING WATER TRIBES ARE OLD THERE OLDER THAN TREES YOUNGER THAN TALL ROCKS BLOWING LIKE WIND ROCKY ROADS TAKE GRUG HOME TO THE CAVE GRUG BELONG WEST PANGAEA MOUNTAIN MAMMOTH TAKE GRUG HOME ROCKY ROADS 2 Link to comment
Rook Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 22:54:56 - Lt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards[CH1 - RADIO]: Constantino 22:55:01 - Spc. Thomas 'Helios' Constantinos[CH1 - RADIO]: What. 22:55:01 - Lt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards[CH1 - RADIO]: Protection first. 22:55:13 - Spc. Thomas 'Helios' Constantinos[CH1 - RADIO]: My protection is my pullout game. Link to comment
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