Silly goose Posted October 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 11 hours ago, Rook said: 22:54:56 - Lt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards[CH1 - RADIO]: Constantino 22:55:01 - Spc. Thomas 'Helios' Constantinos[CH1 - RADIO]: What. 22:55:01 - Lt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards[CH1 - RADIO]: Protection first. 22:55:13 - Spc. Thomas 'Helios' Constantinos[CH1 - RADIO]: My protection is my pullout game. Hmmmmm Link to comment
Baltazar Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 Somebody put the recent drop log. Yes, that with OB. Link to comment
StevieJr Posted October 25, 2018 Report Share Posted October 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Pilotfish said: Hmmmmm Hmmmmmmmm 🤔 Link to comment
saiphun987 Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 30 minutes ago, Tony said: Simon 'I'm Okay' Deblowski Link to comment
HoneyElk Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Tony said: 1 Link to comment
Baltazar Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: But sadly my ass was already bought. Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Who did that? Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: So he didn't get any. Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: She#s called Julia and is my wife. Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Lucky. Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: My poor ass. Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: Yup. Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: So you let her peg you. Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Well. **Cpl. Cornelius Zeem stares. Sgt. Pauline Westervelt: Well- do you? Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: You what. Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: That's not a no? Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: It's not my ass anymore. Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: It's still your ass. Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Dude. Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Here name is on it. **Cpl. Cornelius Zeem starts laughing. Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: It's hers. Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: That's fucking beta. Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: Beta-male. **Cpl. Cornelius Zeem laughs his ass off. Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Man you don't know. I'm Omega-Male. Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Duuude. Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: More like strap-on-male. Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Oh shit. Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: Lube-male. Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: God please stop. Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Haha. Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: You started this. Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: I hope you feel bad. 1 Link to comment
Fizzleclaw Posted October 28, 2018 Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 58 minutes ago, Rook said: Eugh. Stop tainting my beautiful quotes thread with pre-erp foreplay you Mong. There was no ERP, it was a fade to black. I don't ERP, and I never want to ERP. Link to comment
Silly goose Posted October 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lalatina said: Imagine pre Erping on a military role play server in front of everyone to see, only fags do that. *scoffs* 1 Link to comment
Silly goose Posted October 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 30 minutes ago, Maple Leaf Moosefucker said: Ens. Alicia Vyckers: Hard things are worth doing. fixed 2 1 Link to comment
saiphun987 Posted November 10, 2018 Report Share Posted November 10, 2018 11:17:37 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Well he had to hide somewhere- and there are no floorboards around here. 11:17:37 - Teddy Tomes: How does every muslim joke start? 11:17:42 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Allah. 11:17:47 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: No- 11:17:51 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: Please not that. 11:17:51 - Teddy Tomes: Looking over your shoulder. 11:17:56 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Bu-dum-tis. 11:17:59 - Teddy Tomes: What's the difference between a vampire and a muslim? 11:18:04 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: What? 11:18:12 - Teddy Tomes: A vampire at some point stops being bloodthirsty. 11:18:19 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: Oh- 11:18:27 - Teddy Tomes: What do you call a drunken muslim? 11:18:28 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Here - here, my turn. 11:18:41 - Teddy Tomes: Mohammered. 11:18:42 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: Ehh... 11:18:50 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: So about a month ago I started an explosive prayer mat company, yeah? 11:18:52 - **Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai Would chuckles at it.. " Good one." 11:19:02 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Prophets are through the roof. 11:19:08 - Teddy Tomes: Hah. 11:19:09 - **LCpl. William Saint-Claire slapped his knee. 11:19:16 - Teddy Tomes: What's the most popular show in the Middle East? 11:19:19 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: What? 11:19:23 - Teddy Tomes: Dora the Exploder. 11:19:28 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: HAH! 11:19:40 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: C'mon keep it going. 11:19:41 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Oh... 11:19:52 - Teddy Tomes: What do you call a muslim shrink? 11:19:58 - Teddy Tomes: A terrorpist. 11:20:02 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: A small s- 11:20:18 - **Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai Laughs.. " Oh s- Hahah!" 11:20:20 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: How many jews does it take to screw a lightbulb? 11:20:25 - Teddy Tomes: How many? 11:21:05 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Four. One to convice them to do it, one to donate the fuckin' bulb, a third to actually screw it in, and a fourth to make a speech stating that the whole Jewish community stands behind the bulb and its teachings. 11:21:36 - Teddy Tomes: What do you call a muslim woman with an opinion? 11:21:45 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: What? 11:21:54 - Teddy Tomes: Anything you want she's already been stoned to death. 11:22:04 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Pfffffffff~ 11:22:22 - Teddy Tomes: Did you hear about the muslim party? 11:22:28 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: No. 11:22:32 - Teddy Tomes: Well it was a blast. 11:22:47 - Teddy Tomes: What can the Palestinians do to raise the IQ on the West Bank? 11:22:49 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai[LOOC]: OOCly I'm laughing my arse off. XD 11:23:03 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: What? 11:23:06 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: What- 11:23:09 - Teddy Tomes: Allow Jews in. 1 Link to comment
Gazza Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 04:06:55 - Cpl. Madoc Llewellyn[WHISPER]: Warrant', yer' ruck's still oan. WO. Franco Sorrentino[WHISPER]: Yeah, I was pushin' Vickers' around and never got to take it off. WO. Franco Sorrentino[WHISPER]: Useless fucking cripples. Cpl. Madoc Llewellyn[WHISPER]: Death'tae the autistic. 1 Link to comment
Arrow Posted November 26, 2018 Report Share Posted November 26, 2018 20:40:21 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire[OOC]: "What's the difference between a Syrian school and an ISIS training field?" "Why the fuck would I know? I just fly the drone, man." Link to comment
Arrow Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 17:41:10 - A bug[OOC]: Lick places his hand against the cargo container. His back promptly folds like a back poker hand and he collapses and dies. 1 Link to comment
Arrow Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 21:49:52 - The fallen rock shifts. 21:50:02 - It slides a little further down in the sand. 21:50:05 - Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi[OOC]: its rly a royal in disguse 21:50:06 - Then a little further. 21:50:14 - A huge talon reaches out from behind it. 21:50:23 - Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi[OOC]: ur fuckin seirous? i CALLED IT 21:50:24 - 2Spc. Patrick Stevenson[CH1 - RADIO]: Oh fuck, we got a royal. 21:50:29 - Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi[OOC]: I CALLED THAT SHIT 21:50:32 - : OOC Chat has been toggled off 21:50:47 - Knocking its way out from behind the rock face, a royal charges down the sand. 21:50:53 - Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi[LOOC]: im so happy i called that ik self posting is a sin but this is jsut too good 1 Link to comment
Arrow Posted December 10, 2018 Report Share Posted December 10, 2018 Pfc. Cait 'Teddy' Donovan throws the knife at the board. Rolles a 96 IT HITS THE CENTER! Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi throws a rock to send it off course. Rolles a fucking 97 Asahi has dead aim with the rock. Seeing how in his past life he was from an anime about ninjas. It hits the knife throwing it just outside the middle. Pfc. Cait 'Teddy' Donovan turns around giving Asahi a death glare. Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi smirks and chuckles a little bit. After receiving the glare he turns back around and casually sips his water. Pfc. Cait 'Teddy' Donovan resists the urge to attack rolls an 11 Pfc. Cait 'Teddy' Donovan would slap Asahi in the face. It wasn't nothing bad, just a bitch slap Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi gets slapped and nods a few times. "Yeah...Ow." He dosen't do much he just keeps nodding and holds his face. Link to comment
StevieJr Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 Pfc. Freddy Pluto takes out his rifle and handles it by the barrel. He uses his golf swing to smack the man in the face. Rolls 19 Pfc. Freddy Pluto golf swings his rifle and his hands slip. Launching his morita over the cliff. Pfc. Freddy Pluto: Fuck. 2 Link to comment
yahtz Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 pls allow this admins it is very funne @arrow liked it 1 Link to comment
Silent Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 22:56:10 - Deputy Dog: Hi. 22:56:11 - Sgt. Raj Rajuvaripeta: May we speak for a moment? 22:56:16 - Deputy Dog: Of course. 22:56:22 - **Sgt. Raj Rajuvaripeta had a black garbage bag. Link to comment
StevieJr Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Silent said: 22:56:10 - Deputy Dog: Hi. 22:56:11 - Sgt. Raj Rajuvaripeta: May we speak for a moment? 22:56:16 - Deputy Dog: Of course. 22:56:22 - **Sgt. Raj Rajuvaripeta had a black garbage bag. RIP deputy dog Link to comment
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