nikb Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 23:58:04 - Cpl. Lowell Hartwick: Thanks for the cig, sweetie. 23:58:17 - Salas Milanova: Maybe swing by sometime, when you're not on duty soldier boy. 23:58:27 - Cpl. Lowell Hartwick: I'll try. 23:58:32 - ** Salas Milanova winks, and clicks her tongue PROVOCATIVELY. "Take care." Link to comment
nikb Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 01:42:47 - **Pvt. Edward Vang extends his hand, and shakes the Melanoid's palm. "Eddy Vang. I like t'fish and I like t'screw. Sometimes not in that order." 01:42:55 - Pvt. Edward Vang: ...But those fish, man. Something in the water fucked with my stomach. 01:42:59 - Pvt. Edward Vang: Had the runs for a while. 01:42:59 - Pvt. Jared Cousins: Alright! 01:42:59 - Cpl. Lowell Hartwick[LOOC]: MELANOId 01:43:13 - Pvt. Edward Vang[LOOC]: melanin-american Link to comment
nikb Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 15:36:03 - 2Lt. Lawrence L. Stubbins[BC]: Crusaders prepare to Seige Constantinople. 15:36:10 - 3Spc. Christopher Miller[BC]: DEUS VULT. 15:36:11 - Cpl. Lowell Hartwick[CH1 - RADIO]: Deus vult. 15:36:12 - 2Lt. Lawrence L. Stubbins[BC]: I mean. Bastards. Briefing Room. 15:36:19 - Cpl. Lowell Hartwick[BC]: For Jerusalem 15:36:32 - Spc. Tzipora 'Action' Bronson[CH1 - RADIO]: Hey, thats my homeland! 15:36:34 - TSgt. Naomi Hawthorne[CH1 - RADIO]: I do like Jerusalem. Link to comment
Silent Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 12:49:26 - ** Reginald Woolf shakes his head. "She came in, made the withdrawal... only reason I recognise her is 'cause her name was, well" 12:49:28 - Reginald Woolf: Memorable 12:49:33 - Reginald Woolf: Also a distinct smell of fish Link to comment
nikb Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 21:30:40 - Sgt. Jennifer A. Ramsey[OOC]: died because his diapers were full, weighing him down 21:30:46 - Sgt. Jennifer A. Ramsey[OOC]: couldnt run from bogo 21:30:49 - Sgt. Jennifer A. Ramsey[OOC]: boog Link to comment
foxy Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 13:55:02 - A/Sgt. Lowell 'Bottom' Hartwick[OOC]: 02:16:46 - Maj. Franco Sorrentino[OOC]: shoutout to the dumb nigger admin who changed my description 18:07:44 - **RAdm. A 13:55:03 - A/Sgt. Lowell 'Bottom' Hartwick[OOC]: bind 13:55:30 - 3Spc. Sofia Holloway[OOC]: 13:55:02 - A/Sgt. Lowell 'Bottom' Hartwick[OOC]: 02:16:46 - Maj. Franco Sorrentino[OOC]: shoutout to the dumb nigger admin who changed my description 18:07:44 - **RAdm. A 13:55:33 - 3Spc. Sofia Holloway[OOC]: sorry bind 13:55:41 - Pfc. Oliver Graham[OOC]: 19:55:32 - 3Spc. Sofia Holloway[OOC]: 13:55:02 - A/Sgt. Lowell 'Bottom' Hartwick[OOC]: 02:16:46 - Maj. Franco Sorrentino[OOC]: shoutout to the dumb nigger admin who changed my description 18:07:44 - **RAdm. A 13:55:45 - Pfc. Oliver Graham[OOC]: sorry, binds 13:55:51 - Pfc. Lily Parker[OOC]: 19:55:44 - Pfc. Oliver Graham[OOC]: 19:55:32 - 3Spc. Sofia Holloway[OOC]: 13:55:02 - A/Sgt. Lowell 'Bottom' Hartwick[OOC]: 02:16:46 - Maj. Franco Sorrentino[OOC]: shoutout to the dumb nigger admin who changed my description 18:07:44 - **RAdm. A 13:55:56 - Pfc. Lily Parker[OOC]: sorry binds Link to comment
Lizgflynn Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 22:49:15 - **Dr. Annie Brewer walks over to the coffee machine, takes the fresh cup, and throws the contents on Larsen. 22:49:17 - Dr. Annie Brewer: Kill me. 22:49:25 - Dr. Annie Brewer: Tired of this place. 22:49:32 - Dr. Annie Brewer: Bently thanks for being a good pal. 22:49:40 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen has coffee thrown over him. It scolds him but he pushes through it. 22:49:47 - Gen. Brian C. Larsen: Knife. 22:49:50 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen stares at Bently 22:49:57 - Dr. Annie Brewer: Give it to the man. 22:50:01 - Dr. Annie Brewer: The nonce. 22:50:09 - **Maj. Sebastian Bently blinked a few times, looking over to the scene and then to Larsen. He looked to Brewer for a brief moment, then offered over the knife. 22:50:19 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen takes the knife. He strolls straight up to Brewer and stabs her in the fucking throat. 22:50:19 - **Dr. Annie Brewer smiles at Bently. 22:50:22 - 2Spc. Christopher Miller[OOC]: i love the implications of this 22:50:25 - **Dr. Annie Brewer fucking dies. 22:50:53 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen follows her on the way down, stabbing her repeatedly in the throat, the face - stab, stab, stab, stab. A pool of blood begins to form around her limp body. 22:51:24 - **Maj. Sebastian Bently takes another long sip of his drink, staring for a few moments before looking back. "Drink, sir?" He'd ask, hearing the stabbing sounds behind him. 22:52:14 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen rotates his wrist around. He stares into her cold lifeless eyes - before playing the tip of the blade against the base of her throat. Slowly - in a manner that is both gorey and horrifying - he slides the blade through her throat, up through the base of her skull. 22:52:35 - : Lizgflynn's character, Annie Brewer has been PK'd bruh moment 2 Link to comment
Rook Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 On 2/9/2019 at 11:54 PM, Lizgflynn said: 22:49:15 - **Dr. Annie Brewer walks over to the coffee machine, takes the fresh cup, and throws the contents on Larsen. 22:49:17 - Dr. Annie Brewer: Kill me. 22:49:25 - Dr. Annie Brewer: Tired of this place. 22:49:32 - Dr. Annie Brewer: Bently thanks for being a good pal. 22:49:40 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen has coffee thrown over him. It scolds him but he pushes through it. 22:49:47 - Gen. Brian C. Larsen: Knife. 22:49:50 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen stares at Bently 22:49:57 - Dr. Annie Brewer: Give it to the man. 22:50:01 - Dr. Annie Brewer: The nonce. 22:50:09 - **Maj. Sebastian Bently blinked a few times, looking over to the scene and then to Larsen. He looked to Brewer for a brief moment, then offered over the knife. 22:50:19 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen takes the knife. He strolls straight up to Brewer and stabs her in the fucking throat. 22:50:19 - **Dr. Annie Brewer smiles at Bently. 22:50:22 - 2Spc. Christopher Miller[OOC]: i love the implications of this 22:50:25 - **Dr. Annie Brewer fucking dies. 22:50:53 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen follows her on the way down, stabbing her repeatedly in the throat, the face - stab, stab, stab, stab. A pool of blood begins to form around her limp body. 22:51:24 - **Maj. Sebastian Bently takes another long sip of his drink, staring for a few moments before looking back. "Drink, sir?" He'd ask, hearing the stabbing sounds behind him. 22:52:14 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen rotates his wrist around. He stares into her cold lifeless eyes - before playing the tip of the blade against the base of her throat. Slowly - in a manner that is both gorey and horrifying - he slides the blade through her throat, up through the base of her skull. 22:52:35 - : Lizgflynn's character, Annie Brewer has been PK'd bruh moment 2 Link to comment
Centrix Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 On 1/29/2019 at 1:24 AM, Silent said: Teamspeak Last Night: **As a backstory, "The Jew" came into the teamspeak and explained how he was Reserve Army, as an infantryman training to be an "Explosives Master". For those of you who are unaware, the reserves do not offer 69D (EOD). Prior to this, he stated that he went to bootcamp at "HEAT Bootcamp and Personal Training". I called him out on these facts and this was his reply: ** If you don't believe I was in the army I'll send u a picture of me and my AR15 <22:13:02> "Silent": AR-15 isn't a military rifle. <22:13:12> "Silent": It's a civilian grade rifle. Ban is fake ass Link to comment
Cipher Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 [1:20 PM] Lilypad: Arent we all? [1:20 PM] Lilypad: Married I mean [1:20 PM] Lilypad: The amount of married men Ive slept with 1 Link to comment
Jinny Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 16:07:03 - FLt. Aranea Saint-Laurent[CH1 - RADIO]: Wasn't Icarly that dude that had wings that melted because he was too close to the sun. 16:07:11 - WO. Arryn Falco[CH1 - RADIO]: Icarus. 16:07:17 - WO. Arryn Falco[CH1 - RADIO]: That's Icarus, Ma'am. 1 Link to comment
nikb Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 14:57:21 - Lt. Naomi Hawthorne[CH1 - RADIO]: -*Sounds of fumbling*- Location, Sergeant? 14:57:48 - TSgt. Charlie Scott[CH1 - RADIO]: *Sounds of splashing* Help. 1 1 1 Link to comment
Ymot Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 12:53:26 - Pvt. Chen Guan[CH1 - RADIO]: God bless the federation. 12:53:38 - Sgt. Sarah Redbrick[CH1 - RADIO]: Go to bed. 12:53:50 - Pvt. Chen Guan[CH1 - RADIO]: I just woke up sarge! Ready to serve. 12:54:11 - Sgt. Sarah Redbrick[CH1 - RADIO]: --Find a new masterbation technique then. 12:54:33 - Pvt. Chen Guan[CH1 - RADIO]: Masterbating over the Federation flag is what I was taught. 12:54:43 - Sgt. Sarah Redbrick[CH1 - RADIO]: Go for it. 12:54:45 - Pvt. Chen Guan[CH1 - RADIO]: That will never change. 12:54:47 - FLt. Aranea Saint-Laurent[CH1 - RADIO]: I'm gonna have to stop you there. 12:55:04 - Pvt. Chen Guan[CH1 - RADIO]: Its quite practical too, I can use the flag as a cloth. 1 Link to comment
Executive Administrator Orwell Posted February 22, 2019 Executive Administrator Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 ***TSgt. Charlie Scott kissed Bently's forehead through his mask in a very professional, surgical and hygenic matter. Link to comment
Gromborg Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 22:16:43 - 3Spc. Kaarlo 'Fruit' Pehr[CH1 - RADIO]: Hey, can I get a psych evaluation? I think I just hallucinated the colonel and the tech sarge ass naked, playing some fucked up version of... Soccer? In the bathrooms. 22:16:52 - MSpc. Tzipora 'Action' Bronson[CH1 - RADIO]: Its real 22:16:58 - LCpl. Shane L. Emmett[CH1 - RADIO]: Unfortunately, I can vouch. He's sane. 22:16:58 - MSpc. Tzipora 'Action' Bronson[CH1 - RADIO]: Bathroom Stall Football 22:16:59 - Pfc. Andrew Bain[CH1 - RADIO]: It's real. 22:17:06 - 3Spc. Kaarlo 'Fruit' Pehr[CH1 - RADIO]: I still need that psych evaluation. 1 Link to comment
Gromborg Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 01:28:05 - Lt. Roger Espinoza: Wow. Just looking at you guys I feel like I need to towel off. 01:28:14 - Lt. Roger Espinoza: Not too much trouble down there, Sergeant? 01:28:17 - 2Spc. Kaarlo 'Fruit' Pehr: Do we make you wet, lieutenant? Link to comment
nikb Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 8 minutes ago, Gromborg said: 01:28:05 - Lt. Roger Espinoza: Wow. Just looking at you guys I feel like I need to towel off. 01:28:14 - Lt. Roger Espinoza: Not too much trouble down there, Sergeant? 01:28:17 - 2Spc. Kaarlo 'Fruit' Pehr: Do we make you wet, lieutenant? forgot me saying wetter than a brothel on payday 1 Link to comment
Silent Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 16:41:30 - 2Lt. Amanda Winters[CH1 - RADIO]: Just a small town girl. 16:41:39 - LCpl. Shane L. Emmett[CH1 - RADIO]: Living in a lonely world! 16:41:39 - Sgt. Lowell 'Bottom' Hartwick[CH1 - RADIO]: LIVIN' IN A LONELY WORLD. 16:41:39 - MSpc. Tzipora 'Action' Bronson[CH1 - RADIO]: Living in a lonely world 16:41:39 - WO. Arryn 'Pertinax' Falco[CH1 - RADIO]: LIVIN' IN A LONELY WOOOORLD. Link to comment
nikb Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 15:42:35 - Sgt. Lowell 'Bottom' Hartwick[LOOC]: can i drop my ship in your planet 15:42:37 - TSgt. Mira V. Oberlin[LOOC]: of course! @Coleision Link to comment
nikb Posted February 26, 2019 Report Share Posted February 26, 2019 00:51:21 - **2Lt. Amanda 'Metal Gear' Winters did it back up as she smiled, "Boys, eyes are up here." 00:51:28 - ** Flaco Gaspar has glaucoma @Orwell @OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz @Cipher 1 2 Link to comment
Gromborg Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 19:48:59 - Kaarlo 'Fruit' Pehr[REPORT]: admins ooc chat disabled 19:49:04 - Sgt. Lowell 'Bottom' Hartwick[OOC]: ik hahahahahaha 1 Link to comment
Gromborg Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 21:22:59 - 2Spc. Kaarlo 'Fruit' Pehr[OOC]: oh they erpin' now 21:23:00 - Sgt. Joshua Edwards[OOC]: ^ (in reference to burke and edwards) Link to comment
Gromborg Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 19:26:30 - **2Spc. Kaarlo 'Fruit' Pehr looks to Geier with a grin, lifting his hand for a bloody high five.19:26:35 - 2Spc. Kaarlo 'Fruit' Pehr[LOOC]: wait it's not that bloody 19:26:39 - 2Spc. Kaarlo 'Fruit' Pehr[LOOC]: a crispy high five 19:26:45 - WO. Arryn 'Pertinax' Falco[CH1 - RADIO]: You catch that, chief? 19:26:55 - Sgt. Lowell 'Bottom' Hartwick[CH1 - RADIO]: Yeah.19:27:02 - **Spc. Katrina Geier flashes him a small grin as well, slapping her hand against his with a crispy crack 19:44:29 - **Spc. Katrina Geier shamefully empties her pockets, an alarming amount of fourty mikes pile out onto the crates 1 Link to comment
Gromborg Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 19:57:27 - **Spc. Katrina Geier groans in mild agony, the suffeirng of mere existance on this mortal coil momentarily overpowering her. She rubs her temples. when u wake up 1 Link to comment
saiphun987 Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 A member if the mechanized convoy is lifted up by an Arachnid and split in half. His entrails spray over Ramsey. 3Spc. Atichat Saiphan yells "Sh-.." Sgt. Jennifer A. Ramsey says "Ew." ** A FEW MOMENTS LATER** ** Sgt. Jennifer A. Ramsey rubs herself off on the dude next to her. [LOOC] FLt. Madeline Ontario: uh [LOOC] 3Spc. Atichat Saiphan: uh [LOOC] FLt. Madeline Ontario: excuse me [LOOC] Sgt. Jennifer A. Ramsey: not what i meant [LOOC] Pfc. Shane L. Emmett: "Rubs herself off" [LOOC] 3Spc. Atichat Saiphan: UHHHH [LOOC] FLt. Madeline Ontario: I can't drive [LOOC] Sgt. Jennifer A. Ramsey: 2 Link to comment
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