foxy Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, saiphun987 said: A member if the mechanized convoy is lifted up by an Arachnid and split in half. His entrails spray over Ramsey. 3Spc. Atichat Saiphan yells "Sh-.." Sgt. Jennifer A. Ramsey says "Ew." ** A FEW MOMENTS LATER** ** Sgt. Jennifer A. Ramsey rubs herself off on the dude next to her. [LOOC] FLt. Madeline Ontario: uh [LOOC] 3Spc. Atichat Saiphan: uh [LOOC] FLt. Madeline Ontario: excuse me [LOOC] Sgt. Jennifer A. Ramsey: not what i meant [LOOC] Pfc. Shane L. Emmett: "Rubs herself off" [LOOC] 3Spc. Atichat Saiphan: UHHHH [LOOC] FLt. Madeline Ontario: I can't drive [LOOC] Sgt. Jennifer A. Ramsey: this is all I need your downfall is now, @El Excellente now YOU are the erper 1 Link to comment
foxy Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "So, chariots are pretty friendly." 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "Wonder if I could get one as a pet." Pvt. Gavin Mackenzie says "I don't trust them.." Pvt. Gavin Mackenzie says "You see- That would be cool, but they attract bugs." 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "I wanna put a little cock and ball torture chain around 'im." ** Pvt. Gavin Mackenzie shrugs 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "AYO!" ** A chariot skulks by. 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "What's up little nigga?" ** 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway pulled out a candy bar. ** 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway held it out. 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "You want this? You go away?" ** The little nigga bats the candy away with its head and makes its way toward Holloway's boot. 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "Wow, rude." 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "That candy cost money." ** It latches onto it with a single, decisive humping motion. 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "Don't worry, it's just fucking me." 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "That sounds weird out of context." 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "If this nigga nuts on my boots, I will lose my shit." Pvt. David Karlson says "Holloway, I hope reconsider your living style." 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "I'm reconsidering my entire life." ** The bug slides off her boot and darts off toward the ramp. Holloway's left foot is now half-bare, the leather eaten away by the bug. 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "Aw shit!" 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "He did the only thing worse than nutting on my boot." 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "He ate it." Link to comment
foxy Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Just now, foxy said: 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "So, chariots are pretty friendly." 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "Wonder if I could get one as a pet." Pvt. Gavin Mackenzie says "I don't trust them.." Pvt. Gavin Mackenzie says "You see- That would be cool, but they attract bugs." 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "I wanna put a little cock and ball torture chain around 'im." ** Pvt. Gavin Mackenzie shrugs 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "AYO!" ** A chariot skulks by. 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "What's up little nigga?" ** 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway pulled out a candy bar. ** 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway held it out. 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "You want this? You go away?" ** The little nigga bats the candy away with its head and makes its way toward Holloway's boot. 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "Wow, rude." 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "That candy cost money." ** It latches onto it with a single, decisive humping motion. 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "Don't worry, it's just fucking me." 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "That sounds weird out of context." 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "If this nigga nuts on my boots, I will lose my shit." Pvt. David Karlson says "Holloway, I hope reconsider your living style." 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "I'm reconsidering my entire life." ** The bug slides off her boot and darts off toward the ramp. Holloway's left foot is now half-bare, the leather eaten away by the bug. 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "Aw shit!" 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "He did the only thing worse than nutting on my boot." 3Spc. Sofia 'Stumpy' Holloway says "He ate it." my self quoting is strong, I know, but I thought it was too fucking funny to pass up posting here Link to comment
nikb Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 [REPORT] WO. Arryn 'Pertinax' Falco: uhm yeah mobcomm you're really bad ok. too many bug. i need more erp time with chariots ok? Link to comment
Ymot Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 13 hours ago, foxy said: my self quoting is strong, I know, but I thought it was too fucking funny to pass up posting here Mackenzie just shrugs, like "This is fine" Link to comment
Nyx Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 ** Rct. William Recker let it flop out, all 9 inches of it. It audibly thumped as it hit the chair. He had no fucks to give. *cue hamburger meat smacking noise* 1 Link to comment
Silent Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 **Rct. William Recker rolled 25. after being asked to roll for size Link to comment
NorseTheNomad Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 After a mission where a Lance flew half the platoon to near death into a bridge [BROADCAST] 2Lt. Ivanovna Von Degurechaff: Alright! Thank you for making this mission an success! First Platoon, you're starting to show me that you guys can be more than mediocre! 2 Link to comment
nikb Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 ** Maj. Sebastian Bently sniffled softly, looking over his cup of coffee, watching steam escape from the top of the mug and evaporate in the air. He'd reach down, wrapping his right hand around the mug, index and middle finger sliding into the small handle. He raised his mug, taking a long, long sip of the black coffee inside before setting the mug back onto the wooden desk. The man blinked a few times, listening to Asper recount the scenario as he reached up with his free hand, the left one, to lightly scratch his gloved fingertips against his stuble. Bently looked to be waiting. Somewhat impatiently, his impatience growing by the minute. Clearly, the Major had something to say. @OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Link to comment
Gromborg Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 ** Pfc. Tatsuo Okazaki Whistles and makes a beat on the desk. 2Spc. Kaarlo 'Fruit' Pehr says "Lemme give him a muscle relaxer, something, he's anxious.." ** Pvt. Starn Oakfell begins to sobbing so hard he shudders and his whole buddy trembles ** That is one sick fucking beat coming from cell one. Link to comment
nikb Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 On 3/5/2018 at 3:15 PM, Dimov said: **SgtMaj. Nikolai Dimov types in administrator in the username field. He types password in the password field. 22:29:06 - Dimov is granted access to the terminal. 22:29:11 - SgtMaj. Nikolai Dimov[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Hahahahaha! /me hacks the gate and shit 2 good to not bump Link to comment
nikb Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 On 3/24/2018 at 5:37 AM, OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz said: SSTRP summarised in two sentences. 09:35:53 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Yeah, seems everyone is the same. "Oh no, people won't have sex with me because I'm missing a limb boo hoo" 09:36:16 - Sgt. Sebastian Bently: Yet everyone doesn't care that other people are missing limbs, so really it's just a bunch of self conscious people wanting to fuck each other. also another bump Link to comment
Ymot Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 [128.0] WO. Avacyn Moon: Who the fuck left a shotglass of cum in the messhall. o k a y Link to comment
Valkrae Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 Rct. Graham says "Right Boys Everyone Sit Down." Rct. Graham says "This Is My Meeting Now." Rct. Graham says "Fucking sit down fella." Rct. Graham says "You Too China Man." Rct. Graham says "You Lisening To Me Spastic?" ** Pfc. Jenny Hoover watches the recruit stomp in. Rct. Graham says "Fucking Idiots On This Ship." Rct. Becky Wort says "Mad- Lad." Rct. Graham says "I will be back in 10 minutes." Rct. Solomon Castor says "He's got guts." ** Pfc. Jenny Hoover watches the legendary display. Maj. Sebastian Bently yells "Oi." [128.0] Maj. Sebastian Bently: Shit bag. Rct. Becky Wort says "Balls of literal fucking steel." [128.0] Maj. Sebastian Bently: Get back in here. Rct. Graham says "Fucking what?" Player Hermit has joined the game ** Maj. Sebastian Bently sends a quick right hook to Graham as he runs back in. ** Maj. Otis Wade looks the man up and down, sighing. ** Hes a pussy and it doesn't hurt [LOOC] Rct. Becky Wort: lmao [LOOC] Spc. Troy Hughes: Wot? [LOOC] Rct. Solomon Castor: mad lad Calvin has disconnected from the server. 1 Link to comment
Gromborg Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 ** Cpl. Lily Parker rolled 87. ** Cpl. Lily Parker rolled 49. ** Cpl. Lily Parker rolled 8. ** Cpl. Lily Parker rolled 70. ** Cpl. Lily Parker rolled 20. ** Cpl. Lily Parker rolled 58. ** Cpl. Lily Parker rolled 37. ** Cpl. Lily Parker rolled 58. ** Cpl. Lily Parker rolled 83. ** Cpl. Lily Parker rolled 78. ** Cpl. Lily Parker rolled 8. ** Cpl. Lily Parker rolled 13. ** Cpl. Lily Parker rolled 41. ** Cpl. Lily Parker rolled 70. ** Cpl. Lily Parker rolled 92. ** Cpl. Lily Parker rolled 35. [OOC] Sep Or Ok: i'm going to tear your larynx out, you fucking gook [OOC] Sep Or Ok: stop rolling or you'll be rolling in the dirt 1 Link to comment
Bav Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 [LOOC] LCpl. Noemi 'Tidbit' Rosangela: florian [LOOC] LCpl. Noemi 'Tidbit' Rosangela: im not one to make fun of models [LOOC] 3Spc. Ajax Drivas: /me copies board [LOOC] LCpl. Noemi 'Tidbit' Rosangela: but you look exactly like johnny sins [LOOC] LCpl. Noemi 'Tidbit' Rosangela: just not bald [LOOC] Pvt. Kendall 'Kenny' Florian: is he from RE2 [LOOC] LCpl. Noemi 'Tidbit' Rosangela: ...he's a porn star [LOOC] LCpl. Noemi 'Tidbit' Rosangela: but that works too Link to comment
Bav Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 [OOC] Lt. Johnathan Baker: void the gay little gnome [OOC] 3Spc. John Henderson: NO [OOC] Pvt. Fabrizio Giacana: Its IC that those civvies got gnomed Link to comment
nikb Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 [128.0] SgtMaj. Oswald Moss: Her eyes make Corporal Ling Wongs look like Holtz's dick. Link to comment
StevieJr Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 [128.0] SgtMaj. Oswald Moss: Her eyes make Corporal Ling Wongs look like Holtz's dick. Link to comment
nikb Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 Just now, StevieJr said: [128.0] SgtMaj. Oswald Moss: Her eyes make Corporal Ling Wongs look like Holtz's dick. jinx knock on wood nigger 1 Link to comment
StevieJr Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 Just now, nikb said: jinx knock on wood nigger Looks like I owe you a coke 1 Link to comment
nikb Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 [128.0] LtCol. Lowell Hartwick: Do I hear Hartwick's Heartbreakers? [128.0] Rtd. Sebastian Bently: Hartwick's a cunt, but the H is silent. me when i demote @OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz 2 rtd lol get memed kid Link to comment
nikb Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 ** Pvt. Edward Vang watches the snowman throw that ass in a circle. Link to comment
nikb Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 ** Sgt. Lowell Hartwick holds out the vape to Vang. ** Pfc. Edward Vang receives 1x vape. Link to comment
Bav Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 Giving Pvt. Hassan Abdul-Rauf a weapon_vape_golden Link to comment
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