SST Quotes Thread

[Gromborg]

[OOC] MSpc. Grace 'Cobbo' Corbin: recruit adolf hitler
[OOC] Rct. Adolf Hitler: think i might want some cock right now 
[OOC] 3Spc. Tobias Lloyd: i feel that
[OOC] Spc. Seraphine 'Sunny' Von Strattmann: amen
 

[saiphun987]

[OOC] Spc. Atichat Saiphan: Say the magic word.
[OOC] Cpl. Noemi 'Tidbit' Rosangela: dicknipples
[OOC] 3Spc. Jerome Bevin: pussy
[OOC] Spc. Guy Larson: abracadabra
[OOC] Cpl. Frederick 'Buttshot' Stokes: communism.
[OOC] Spc. Atichat Saiphan: i fucking love you all.
[OOC] Spc. Guy Larson: no homo
[OOC] MSpc. Grace 'Cobbo' Corbin: nigger
[OOC] 2Spc. Hecle Phan: no homo
 

[Gromborg]

** FM. Greg Donnorsson saunters off to go run the event.
 

[Sting]

 ** 3Spc. Tobias Lloyd wonders how Cait understands sign language.
** Cait had a blind friend once.

@Ymot Tommy Wort :^)

[Deck]

 ** 3Spc. Tobias Lloyd wonders how Cait understands sign language.

 ** Cait had a blind friend once.
 

[Memetard]

** WO. Arryn 'RoboBitch' Falco shot a dry smile, glancing back down to her hentai. Titled 'High School Summer Lover'.
 

[Ymot]

16 hours ago, Sting said:

 ** 3Spc. Tobias Lloyd wonders how Cait understands sign language.
** Cait had a blind friend once.

@Ymot Tommy Wort :^)

worse typo ever

[Gromborg]

// [LOOC] Fiona Syikly: 75 or above you STAYalive
// ** Spc. Shane 'Straw-Man' Emmett rolled 69 with a CON [8%] bonus for 75.
 

casually cheat death @Silent

[Kris]

Discussing the latest herald of Iskander 

Ens. Jennifer 'Skadi' Helström says "Wait what..."

Ens. Jennifer 'Skadi' Helström says "It was -one- dead tree."
13:46:48 Ens. Jennifer 'Skadi' Helström: and -WE- put it out!
 13:46:48 Sgt. Tatsuo 'Zaki' Okazaki: And we put it out!
Sgt. Tatsuo 'Zaki' Okazaki says "Jynx."
Ens. Jennifer 'Skadi' Helström: Eyyyy
 

@kamikazekidz

[Tonic]

"Humans can live up to 11 days" -- A Sleep-Deprived Nyx

[Gromborg]

[OOC] Spc. Guy Larson: no homo, but if you aren't stuffing your homie like a pastry, are you really doing it right
 

[NorseTheNomad]

'Umbra' yells "Back up! I have aids!"
'Umbra' yells "Be afraid!"

[Ymot]

MSpc. Cait 'Irish' Donovan says "Send 30 men to ah' station with a bomb on it."
MSpc. Cait 'Irish' Donovan says "GOOD JOB MOBCOMM"

 

😉

[Ymot]

4 hours ago, NorseTheNomad said:

'Umbra' yells "Back up! I have aids!"
'Umbra' yells "Be afraid!"

What a magnificent and well crafted piece of story. Truly remarkable.

[CaptainCrozier]

Pfc. Grzegorz 'Greg' Brzęczyszczykiewicz says "I shall search for the fabled medbay!"
** Cpl. Sarah Redbrick shuffled abit and set herself down on the chair, "Asp'. When you get a chance --  I gotta tell you about the otha' surviva's."
2Lt. Elaine Asper says "I believe in you Greg."
** Pfc. Grzegorz 'Greg' Brzęczyszczykiewicz would attempt to sneak away unnoticed
** Pfc. Grzegorz 'Greg' Brzęczyszczykiewicz rolled 2 with a DEX [0] bonus for 2.
** Pfc. Grzegorz 'Greg' Brzęczyszczykiewicz he would fail miserably
[LOOC] 2Lt. Elaine Asper: IM FUCKING DYING LLMAO
 

Greg is not known for being sneaky

 

[saiphun987]

MSpc. Lisa Bennet whispers "Butt fuck."
Spc. Atichat Saiphan whispers "The fuck-"
 

[saiphun987]

** WO. Robert Shaw rolled 58 with a DEX [45] bonus for 103.
** WO. Robert Shaw swings at the monsters face. Slapping it
WO. Robert Shaw yells "Bad!"


Shaw just revealed his secret weapon.

[Solitaire]

Lupi says "Salve" to a man, and I get this in response.

** Pvt. Cassian Decker stared back at the table realzing that he is a slave and that Lupi was right all along

[saiphun987]

[LOOC] 3Spc. Robert Jackson: roll for dick size even if ur a girl
** 3Spc. Robert Jackson rolled 94.
** Spc. Atichat Saiphan rolled 64.
** CPO. Alvaro 'Lupi' Lupinacci rolled 19 with a INT [53] bonus for 72.
** Pfc. Jonathan Myers rolled 49.
[LOOC] CPO. Alvaro 'Lupi' Lupinacci: THE BIG BRAIN
** 3Spc. Jared Calvern rolled 61.
[LOOC] Spc. Atichat Saiphan: That's pretty big.
[LOOC] 3Spc. Robert Jackson: my man jackson got the big brain big dick energy
 

[kamikazekidz]

** Pvt. Omar Saastamoinen leaned back to seal the deal. To wipe and wish well, however he was duped. Instead of simply wiping away butt residue his hands was greeted by another volley of pure fire. He cringes, shuddering dramatically as poopoo water descended upon his hand.

 

 

[Seamus]

On 4/30/2019 at 4:16 AM, kamikazekidz said:

** Pvt. Omar Saastamoinen leaned back to seal the deal. To wipe and wish well, however he was duped. Instead of simply wiping away butt residue his hands was greeted by another volley of pure fire. He cringes, shuddering dramatically as poopoo water descended upon his hand.

 

 

That's fuckin' terrifying.

[Bailey]

[128.0] Cpl. Lily Parker: Doctor Carter. The Male's restroom is on the other side of the ship.
[128.0] Dr. Justin Carter: Oh, well don't go in there for a little bit.
[128.0] Cpl. Lily Parker: Right, then.
[128.0] Dr. Justin Carter: It's a not so lady like room in there for probably ten minutes.
[128.0] Cpl. Lily Parker: But you were in the shower.
[128.0] Dr. Justin Carter: That was a shower?
[128.0] Cpl. Lily Parker: Christ.

Reasons why @Deckers is a fucking hero

[saiphun987]

12 hours ago, Bailey said:

[128.0] Cpl. Lily Parker: Doctor Carter. The Male's restroom is on the other side of the ship.
[128.0] Dr. Justin Carter: Oh, well don't go in there for a little bit.
[128.0] Cpl. Lily Parker: Right, then.
[128.0] Dr. Justin Carter: It's a not so lady like room in there for probably ten minutes.
[128.0] Cpl. Lily Parker: But you were in the shower.
[128.0] Dr. Justin Carter: That was a shower?
[128.0] Cpl. Lily Parker: Christ.

Reasons why @Deckers is a fucking hero

Best Deckers = Drunk Deckers ❤️

[Solitaire]

Pvt. Jim Pickins says "There once was a man with arms of a noodle whose manner was down right feudal, he tops the list, if oyu get the jist, witha quick push of the fist."
 

[Solitaire]

** Rct. Sam Sodomy can feel a tiny bit of piss going down into his hello kitty socks