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[RADIO] SCPo. Jon Paul Bohannon: Shut up and grow a pair I'm trying to fly, I WILL TURN THIS BOAT AROUND!

LCpl. Jason Marsh says, "Call me Mustache again and you'll go through the rest of this drop with a broken nose."

[RADIO] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: Suck my dick.

LCpl. Jason Marsh says, "I am your lead."

[RADIO] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: Joking.

Pvt. Walter Kovacs says, "What empty head? All you find are jokes."

** 2Spc. Cody Howard breaths down Kidds neck

[LOOC] Spc. Damian Kidd:  /me eats Bellic's ass like cheesecake

LCpl. Jason Marsh says, "You do what I say or you will die."

The Dropship stops after what Smith said

Spc. Damian Kidd yells: ''What the fuck did he say ?''

Pvt. Matthias 'Paperclip' Benjamin says, "There's a killer ro-."

[LOOC] Pvt. Walter Kovacs:  *Shoots Kidd like a austic fuck*

[RADIO] MSpc. Alfred C. 'Useless' Smith: I'll buy you a small dropship for your office.

The dropship continues


 

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I couldn't find all the logs but Archer wanted this for Franco RIP Franco

ves his hands up and takes Bellic's face into his hands, gripping her cheeks gently. He turns her face to meet her gaze.

Sgt. Graham 'Cunt' Maclagan whispers, "I love you, Erae. I can't fucking hide it anymore."

Sgt. Graham 'Cunt' Maclagan whispers, "Captain's agreed to sign the papers."

** Sgt. Erae Bellic blinks her eyes, her senses went off the frizz; she aimmed for an accurate read on the man's current mood.

Sgt. Erae Bellic whispers, "I don't think.. That's possible, you know we're both Sergeants."

Sgt. Graham 'Cunt' Maclagan whispers, "I've been in this unit for so long and saw so many officers, and NCOs fucking eachother."

Sgt. Graham 'Cunt' Maclagan whispers, "My company commander was in love with a corporal before they nuked themselves."

* Sgt. Graham 'Cunt' Maclagan stares straight into her eyes.

Sgt. Erae Bellic whispers, "I don't know, yet; Maclagan, I still have a lot on my plate and I don't know if this is what I need."

** Sgt. Erae Bellic would attempt to do the same.

Sgt. Graham 'Cunt' Maclagan whispers, "Okay, look."

[CMD] Sgt. Graham 'Cunt' Maclagan: Captain Sorrentino, to the bar please.

[CMD] Sgt. Graham 'Cunt' Maclagan: Urgent.

Sgt. Graham 'Cunt' Maclagan whispers, "Lemme prove it."

** Cpt. Franco E. Sorrentino unlocks???

Cpt. Franco E. Sorrentino says, "Hello."

Sgt. Graham 'Cunt' Maclagan says, "Sir."

Cpt. Franco E. Sorrentino whispers, "Hello."

* Sgt. Graham 'Cunt' Maclagan has Bellic's face in his hands, each hand on each cheek.

Sgt. Graham 'Cunt' Maclagan whispers, "Sir."

Sgt. Graham 'Cunt' Maclagan whispers, "There's an issue."

* Cpt. Franco E. Sorrentino glances.

Cpt. Franco E. Sorrentino whispers, "Issue?"

Sgt. Graham 'Cunt' Maclagan whispers, "I think we'll need a few papers signed, sir."

Cpt. Franco E. Sorrentino whispers, "Oh yeah?"

Sgt. Erae Bellic whispers, "I told you, I don't think this is what I need right now."

Sgt. Graham 'Cunt' Maclagan whispers, "Yeah. I got tired of waiting just like you did."

Sgt. Graham 'Cunt' Maclagan whispers, "I'm proving my love, Erae."

* Cpt. Franco E. Sorrentino reaches into his pocket.

Sgt. Graham 'Cunt' Maclagan whispers, "I'm dead fucking serious, sir."

* Cpt. Franco E. Sorrentino retrieves a folded up piece of paper.

 

 

 

I have no idea what the fuck this was.

[PM] Pvt. Douglas Arnott: tiger out of all the things a toe man

[PM] Pvt. Douglas Arnott: tiger anyways.

[PM] Water Tiger: I went easy on you don't take it as weakness.

[PM] Pvt. Douglas Arnott: i want everything rough

[Wed Aug  9 18:00:04 2017] Pvt. Douglas Arnott: /pm water even in bed

[PM] Pvt. Douglas Arnott: even in bed




 

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20:18:54 - TSgt. Arryn Falco[CH1 - RADIO]: Thacker has a talon in her shoulder.
20:19:01 - MSgt. Nikolai Dimov[CH1 - RADIO]: Can she shoot?
20:19:07 - Cpl. Trey Winters: Huh.
20:19:08 - TSgt. Arryn Falco[CH1 - RADIO]: Looks like it.
20:19:11 - Cpl. Trey Winters: I went to fire my gun.
20:19:15 - Cpl. Trey Winters: And nothing happened.
20:19:15 - MSgt. Nikolai Dimov[CH1 - RADIO]: Is she going to die if I don't put her on that boat?
20:19:21 - Pvt. Mike Soto: Well, fuck. I was really looking forward to it!
20:19:27 - TSgt. Arryn Falco[CH1 - RADIO]: --It's Thacker, Dimov.
20:19:32 - MSgt. Nikolai Dimov[CH1 - RADIO]: Yes or no, please.

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20:19:36 - TSgt. Arryn Falco[CH1 - RADIO]: Negative.
20:19:41 - MSgt. Nikolai Dimov[CH1 - RADIO]: Copy. She stays

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00:19:33 - TSgt. Arryn Falco: I'll make a bitch ticklish real fuckin' quick.
00:19:37 - TSgt. Arryn Falco: Pinch a nipple.
00:19:40 - TSgt. Arryn Falco: They never see it coming.
00:19:45 - **TSgt. Arryn Falco pats her kevlar.
00:19:49 - TSgt. Arryn Falco: It's why I keep this on.
 

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**Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel nodded his head, sticking his fork into the plate of tangled up, sauce covered spaghetti. He twisted the fork, tangling up several strings around the metal fork before lifting it up, a few strings dangling from the fork as he stuffed it in his mouth. He then pulled the fork free of his mouth, lips still sealed as a lone piece of spaghetti dangled from his mouth; so, he sucked on it. The string shot up, dragging along his chin to leave a smear of sauce before zipping into his mouth. Sentoniel blinked a few times, chewing down on his mouthful of spaghetti, swallowing the lot once it was chewed down into small enough bits. He then wiped the back of his hand on his chin, licking the sauce from his hand that he'd collected before going to take another load of spaghetti from his plate.

@Dimov I fucking did it. Take your detailed spaghetti RP.

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**Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel nodded his head, sticking his fork into the plate of tangled up, sauce covered spaghetti. He twisted the fork, tangling up several strings around the metal fork before lifting it up, a few strings dangling from the fork as he stuffed it in his mouth. He then pulled the fork free of his mouth, lips still sealed as a lone piece of spaghetti dangled from his mouth; so, he sucked on it. The string shot up, dragging along his chin to leave a smear of sauce before zipping into his mouth. Sentoniel blinked a few times, chewing down on his mouthful of spaghetti, swallowing the lot once it was chewed down into small enough bits. He then wiped the back of his hand on his chin, licking the sauce from his hand that he'd collected before going to take another load of spaghetti from his plate.

@Dimov I fucking did it. Take your detailed spaghetti RP.

good man. I expect only the best from my NCOs

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Larsen looks at Sentoniel's penis.

 

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BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: What's he in for?
10:46:10 - 2Spc. Chase McKnight: Lug incident.
10:46:17 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: "Lug incident"
10:46:27 - 2Spc. Chase McKnight: He got shredded by several bullets.
10:46:32 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Gonna live?
10:46:33 - SSpc. Sarah 'Eos' Redbrick: Whats a lug- Oh.
10:46:34 - Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel: He means Lung. 
10:46:36 - 2Spc. Chase McKnight: Yup.
10:47:22 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: "Yup" - as in, gonna live?
10:47:31 - 2Spc. Chase McKnight: Yes, sir. He's already under-gone the surgery.
10:47:38 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Cool. How long?
10:47:40 - **Lt. Eleanor Tuuli held her hands behind her back.
10:47:47 - 2Spc. Chase McKnight: Probably a day or so out of combat...
10:47:57 - Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel: Unfortunately. 
10:48:21 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Aw princess.
10:48:23 - **Lt. Eleanor Tuuli glances towards Sentoniel.
10:48:26 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: How big's your dick, Sentoniel?
10:48:38 - **BgGen. Brian C. Larsen stares at the Sergeant, deadpanning
10:48:46 - **Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel paused, unsure how to answer the queston. "Uh- I can't say I've meassured, sir."
10:48:49 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Show me.
10:48:54 - Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel: Uh- 
10:49:05 - **BgGen. Brian C. Larsen stares at Kaelam. "Show me your FUCKING dick."
10:49:09 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen[YELL]: EVERYONE OUT.
10:49:15 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Except Tuuli.
10:49:16 - **SSpc. Sarah 'Eos' Redbrick Squints for a moment and then purses her lips walking out.
10:49:49 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen[LOOC]: i demand total obedience
10:50:00 - **Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel sat there a little awkwardly for a moment before nodding, shuffling around a little to slip off the weird medical trouser things people probably wear.
10:50:19 - Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel[LOOC]: if you make me roll I'll commit
10:50:22 - **BgGen. Brian C. Larsen takes a step back, staring at Sentoniel sternly
10:50:41 - **Lt. Eleanor Tuuli remains impartial and generally apathetic looking.
10:51:32 - **BgGen. Brian C. Larsen glances at Tuuli
10:51:41 - Lt. Eleanor Tuuli: Sir.
10:51:42 - **Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel slid down the trousers, sitting there rather awkwardly, doing as he was told and 'Showing Larsen his dick.'
10:51:56 - **BgGen. Brian C. Larsen turns, looking at Sentoniel - completely apathatic.
10:52:05 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: That's a good sized, good looking dick, Sergeant.
10:52:17 - **Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel held in a laugh as he nodded. "Thank you, sir."
10:52:34 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: I like the look of your dick, son. Shame Tuuli here's a carpet muncher or she'd be all over it, right, Tuuli?
10:52:40 - Lt. Eleanor Tuuli: -- I'm asexual, sir.
10:52:43 - Lt. Eleanor Tuuli: Special snowflake term.
10:52:52 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Yeah, sure thing.
10:52:59 - **BgGen. Brian C. Larsen would raise his hands to his mouth, making a carpet muncher gesture
10:53:08 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: You can put your gown back on.
10:53:08 - **Lt. Eleanor Tuuli inhales.
10:53:16 - **Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel laid there for a moment before gesturing to the trousers. He then nodded, pulling them back up.
10:53:19 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Make sure he recovers
10:53:28 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Redbrick, look at me.
10:53:31 - Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel[WHISPER]: Uh-
10:53:43 - **SSpc. Sarah 'Eos' Redbrick Looks at him
10:53:47 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Your Sergeant's penis? Big and fucking girthy, like a tree trunk.
10:53:52 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Champion dick.
10:54:03 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Do you understand me?
10:54:07 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: It's FUCKING huge
10:54:09 - **Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel sat there, pokerfaced.

 

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Larsen looks at Sentoniel's penis.

 

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BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: What's he in for?
10:46:10 - 2Spc. Chase McKnight: Lug incident.
10:46:17 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: "Lug incident"
10:46:27 - 2Spc. Chase McKnight: He got shredded by several bullets.
10:46:32 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Gonna live?
10:46:33 - SSpc. Sarah 'Eos' Redbrick: Whats a lug- Oh.
10:46:34 - Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel: He means Lung. 
10:46:36 - 2Spc. Chase McKnight: Yup.
10:47:22 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: "Yup" - as in, gonna live?
10:47:31 - 2Spc. Chase McKnight: Yes, sir. He's already under-gone the surgery.
10:47:38 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Cool. How long?
10:47:40 - **Lt. Eleanor Tuuli held her hands behind her back.
10:47:47 - 2Spc. Chase McKnight: Probably a day or so out of combat...
10:47:57 - Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel: Unfortunately. 
10:48:21 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Aw princess.
10:48:23 - **Lt. Eleanor Tuuli glances towards Sentoniel.
10:48:26 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: How big's your dick, Sentoniel?
10:48:38 - **BgGen. Brian C. Larsen stares at the Sergeant, deadpanning
10:48:46 - **Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel paused, unsure how to answer the queston. "Uh- I can't say I've meassured, sir."
10:48:49 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Show me.
10:48:54 - Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel: Uh- 
10:49:05 - **BgGen. Brian C. Larsen stares at Kaelam. "Show me your FUCKING dick."
10:49:09 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen[YELL]: EVERYONE OUT.
10:49:15 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Except Tuuli.
10:49:16 - **SSpc. Sarah 'Eos' Redbrick Squints for a moment and then purses her lips walking out.
10:49:49 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen[LOOC]: i demand total obedience
10:50:00 - **Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel sat there a little awkwardly for a moment before nodding, shuffling around a little to slip off the weird medical trouser things people probably wear.
10:50:19 - Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel[LOOC]: if you make me roll I'll commit
10:50:22 - **BgGen. Brian C. Larsen takes a step back, staring at Sentoniel sternly
10:50:41 - **Lt. Eleanor Tuuli remains impartial and generally apathetic looking.
10:51:32 - **BgGen. Brian C. Larsen glances at Tuuli
10:51:41 - Lt. Eleanor Tuuli: Sir.
10:51:42 - **Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel slid down the trousers, sitting there rather awkwardly, doing as he was told and 'Showing Larsen his dick.'
10:51:56 - **BgGen. Brian C. Larsen turns, looking at Sentoniel - completely apathatic.
10:52:05 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: That's a good sized, good looking dick, Sergeant.
10:52:17 - **Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel held in a laugh as he nodded. "Thank you, sir."
10:52:34 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: I like the look of your dick, son. Shame Tuuli here's a carpet muncher or she'd be all over it, right, Tuuli?
10:52:40 - Lt. Eleanor Tuuli: -- I'm asexual, sir.
10:52:43 - Lt. Eleanor Tuuli: Special snowflake term.
10:52:52 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Yeah, sure thing.
10:52:59 - **BgGen. Brian C. Larsen would raise his hands to his mouth, making a carpet muncher gesture
10:53:08 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: You can put your gown back on.
10:53:08 - **Lt. Eleanor Tuuli inhales.
10:53:16 - **Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel laid there for a moment before gesturing to the trousers. He then nodded, pulling them back up.
10:53:19 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Make sure he recovers
10:53:28 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Redbrick, look at me.
10:53:31 - Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel[WHISPER]: Uh-
10:53:43 - **SSpc. Sarah 'Eos' Redbrick Looks at him
10:53:47 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Your Sergeant's penis? Big and fucking girthy, like a tree trunk.
10:53:52 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Champion dick.
10:54:03 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: Do you understand me?
10:54:07 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen: It's FUCKING huge
10:54:09 - **Sgt. Kaelam Sentoniel sat there, pokerfaced.

 

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21:29:03 - **Col. Sara Zaiger observes the line of NCO's up front as Davis carries on with the debrief.
21:29:15 - 2Spc. Grant Sterling[LOOC]: Well they're faggots anyway
21:29:16 - 2Lt. Michael Davis[OOC]: why are there skittles in my fucking briefing room
21:29:26 - Sgt. Osko Dahlstrom[OOC]: taste the rainbow bitch
21:29:28 - TSgt. Travis Young[OOC]: Yellow is the best.
 

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12:19:06 - **Pfc. Annabelle 'Hard-Knoxxx' Thacker touches Price's Wrench.
12:19:22 - LCpl. Johnathon Price: Stop stroking my Tool Anna!
12:19:31 - **LCpl. Johnathon Price Looks back to the guy.
12:19:35 - Pfc. Annabelle 'Hard-Knoxxx' Thacker: I'm sorry its jus' very big and thick.
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12:19:44 - LCpl. Johnathon Price[LOOC]: THIIICC!!
 

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15:19:07 - Rct. Mikhail Kuznetsov[LOOC]: Note to self.
15:19:16 - Pfc. Annabelle 'Hard-Knoxxx' Thacker[LOOC]: dont play with woman?
15:19:18 - Rct. Mikhail Kuznetsov[LOOC]: In a 1V1V1, the girls will always team up on the one guy.
15:19:23 - Pfc. Annabelle 'Hard-Knoxxx' Thacker[LOOC]: X
15:19:25 - Pfc. Annabelle 'Hard-Knoxxx' Thacker: ]] xD
15:19:28 - LCpl. Valerie Faust[LOOC]: ye
15:19:31 - 2Spc. Aoife Hviteulven[LOOC]: So w

15:19:50 - Rct. Mikhail Kuznetsov[LOOC]: I went from "HAHAHA THEY'RE KILLING EACHOTHER AND NOT ME!" To "OH GOD THEY'RE DOUBLING ME RUUUUN!"
 

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12:19:06 - **Pfc. Annabelle 'Hard-Knoxxx' Thacker touches Price's Wrench.
12:19:22 - LCpl. Johnathon Price: Stop stroking my Tool Anna!
12:19:31 - **LCpl. Johnathon Price Looks back to the guy.
12:19:35 - Pfc. Annabelle 'Hard-Knoxxx' Thacker: I'm sorry its jus' very big and thick.
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12:19:44 - LCpl. Johnathon Price[LOOC]: THIIICC!!
 

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Pfc. Annabelle 'Hard-Knoxxx' Thacker: You wanna die?
20:29:48 - Cpl. Kaelam Sentoniel: Yeah.
20:29:56 - Pfc. Annabelle 'Hard-Knoxxx' Thacker: Lets go down to the armory then..
20:30:20 - Cpl. Kaelam Sentoniel: You gonna fuck me there too? 
20:30:31 - **Pfc. Annabelle 'Hard-Knoxxx' Thacker slams her fists down "I'm not in the mood Sento!"

20:30:45 - **Cpl. Kaelam Sentoniel choked on a laugh. "That's what I thought."
 

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