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WCdr. Carson 'Fox' Sawyer says "Lupi's been on pins and needles waiting for a response."

Cpt. Kallidus Khan says "I have been busy."

WCdr. Carson 'Fox' Sawyer says "I advised him of such."

Cpt. Kallidus Khan says "The engineering reports have been coming in thick and fast."

WCdr. Carson 'Fox' Sawyer says "That's what she said."

** WCdr. Carson 'Fox' Sawyer chuckled at her own terrible joke.
 

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Welcome back from the short LOA I suppose....

 

 

 

Pfc. Karl Corbon yells "MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK NEXT TIME INSTEAD OF THREATENING ME BECAUSE LIKE YOU SOUND LIKE A STUPID FUCKING DIKE WHEN YOU COME UP TO ME AND THREATEN TO TAKE AWAY MY EARTH MUSIC I WAS HAPPILY LISTENING TO ON THIS SPACE SHIP LIKE MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER GROWING A PAIR OF BIG BOY PANTS AND STOP ACTING LIKE A FUCKING GIRL."
Spc. William Saint-Claire says "Oh."
Pfc. Anastasia Kreslina says "Is not def-g--"
Sgt. Adrien Goose says "Oh fuck."
Spc. William Saint-Claire says "*Oh*."
Pfc. Karl Corbon yells "MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIND SOME EM CEE RIDE, HUH."
Pfc. Karl Corbon yells "COME COME FUCK APART HERE, YUH."
** Lt. Alvaro 'Lupi' Lupinacci looked at the vents as they screamed at him.
Sgt. Jackie Knoxx yells "I think your screaming is making you sound like a pussy Private, are you a pussy?"
Sgt. Jackie Knoxx yells "Are you offended that I yelled at you."
Pfc. Karl Corbon yells "THAT WAS VERY WEAK, YOU FUCKING DIKE."
Pfc. Karl Corbon yells "GO BLOW YOURSELF IN THE SHOWER."

Spc. William Saint-Claire says "God *damn*."
** Pfc. Karl Corbon pulls his cock out and pisses on the floor.
Pfc. Anastasia Kreslina says "I am mean - she said he should speak up, da?"
** Spc. William Saint-Claire side-stepped.
Pfc. Karl Corbon yells "BLEH BLEH BLEH LOUDA!"
** Pfc. Karl Corbon tucks his cock back in after finishing his piss.
Pfc. Karl Corbon yells "SEE YOU LATER, BUSH WACKER."

 

 

 

Pfc. Karl Corbon says "Dawg, I don't give a fuck."
Pfc. Karl Corbon says "She's a fucking retard."
Pfc. Karl Corbon says "You hear that? You're a fucking idiot."
Pfc. Karl Corbon says "Suck my dick."
** Sgt. Rodrick Oakwood places his hand on Goose's shoulder before stepping forward.
** Sgt. Jackie Knoxx checks to see if his cock is back in his pants.
** Pfc. Karl Corbon takes his cock out and pisses on her feet.
** Sgt. Rodrick Oakwood blinks.
** Sgt. Rodrick Oakwood rolled 40.
Spc. William Saint-Claire says "And I'm out here getting NJP'd for sneezing."
** Pfc. Karl Corbon finishes once again and puts his cock back in his pants.
** Pfc. Karl Corbon rolled 44.
** Sgt. Rodrick Oakwood doesn't resist the urge to look.
** Sgt. Jackie Knoxx sends a boot straight to his exposed cock, unless stopped-
Sgt. Adrien Goose says "Er-Right. I'm gunna grab the mop, send him up to tech once you are uh-done."
[LOOC] Sgt. Jackie Knoxx: ah well, non exposed
** Pfc. Karl Corbon rips his patches off his arm and throws them into the piss puddle of her feet.
** SCPO. Rangi Setu turns about, eyebrows rising at the sound sound of liquid slapping metal. He side steps, looking down at the puddle.
Pfc. Karl Corbon says "I don't give a fuck, I don't wanna serve under this dumb dike anyways."
[LOOC] Sgt. Jackie Knoxx: i booted you in the dick
** Sgt. Rodrick Oakwood sniffs, looking at Goose.
Pfc. Karl Corbon says "It's principle."
Pfc. Karl Corbon says "Fuck her man."
[LOOC] Sgt. Jackie Knoxx: hello
Sgt. Rodrick Oakwood says "Corbon."
[LOOC] Pfc. Karl Corbon: you didn't roll 
Sgt. Adrien Goose says "I-Can't even express the fuckin' shit I've seen."
[LOOC] Sgt. Jackie Knoxx: i miss serious rp
 

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2Spc. Nathaniel Mycroft says "I mean, you look like the ladies ain't askin' you to wear condoms."

** Spc. Lawrence Chandler lifted his mask beforehand

.Spc. Lawrence Chandler says "What?"

** 2Spc. Nathaniel Mycroft pulls his hand away from his rifle, gesturing to the man's bowling ball arms.

Spc. Lawrence Chandler says "Oh."

** Spc. Lawrence Chandler shrugged.

2Spc. Nathaniel Mycroft says "Yeah. I'd fuck you if I were an annoying girl medic."

 

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It's Always Sunny in Space: The Gang gets arrested

 

[128.0] Sgt. Sarah Redbrick: Right, Simmons is Arrest on sight. -- Play dumb games, win dumb prizes
2Spc. John Kelly says "Might want to hide in the box."

2Spc. John Kelly says "Here."
2Spc. John Kelly says "Get in."
** Pfc. Dick Simmons climbs into the box. Somehow the box completely concealing him.
TSgt. Cait 'Donny' Donovan yells "Kelly."
2Spc. John Kelly says "Aye boss?"
** 2Spc. John Kelly removes his welding mask.
** TSgt. Cait 'Donny' Donovan points to the sarge. She then looks around "Where tha' fu-
** TSgt. Cait 'Donny' Donovan looks to the box.
TSgt. Cait 'Donny' Donovan says "I see ye' welded that box up finally.."
** 2Spc. John Kelly has a plasma torch in hand.
2Spc. John Kelly says "Well, I welded one lid."
** TSgt. Cait 'Donny' Donovan crosses her arms
2Spc. John Kelly says "I was about to weld the other."
TSgt. Cait 'Donny' Donovan says "Interesting."
** Sgt. Sarah Redbrick sighed, "Oh yeah? How about you unweld it.
TSgt. Cait 'Donny' Donovan says "Maybe ye' should turn it upside down."
2Spc. John Kelly says "Sure."
TSgt. Cait 'Donny' Donovan says "It has one side un covered after all."
Sgt. Sarah Redbrick says "If theres a man in there this becomes negligence."
2Spc. John Kelly whispers "Play along."
TSgt. Cait 'Donny' Donovan says "I swear ta' god if Simmons took me' joke literally."
** TSgt. Cait 'Donny' Donovan waits to see whats inside.
** 2Spc. John Kelly pushes the box down sideways, removing the lid and placing it on the ground.
Sgt. Sarah Redbrick says "And Aiding and Abetting a fugitive. -- I heard a bottle pop in the radio, lets add taking alcohol out of the Bah too."
Sgt. Sarah Redbrick says "Refusing to listen to direct orda's multiple times. -- Huh."
2Spc. John Kelly says "Huh.."
** Sgt. Sarah Redbrick stepped over toward the metal box.
** Spc. Elzara Fayzulin climbed atop a box, taking up her perch.
** TSgt. Cait 'Donny' Donovan shakes her head.
** Pfc. Dick Simmons is inside the box. Sipping on a cold one. Waving towards Redbrick, "Heya, Sarge. Fancy meetin' you here."
2Spc. John Kelly says "Oh!"
2Spc. John Kelly says "No wonder it was so heavy.."
Sgt. Sarah Redbrick says "You have one chance. One. To explain why he is in there."
2Spc. John Kelly says "I.. Honestly don't know, Sarge. I was asked to weld the lids on the box and went to get my equipment but before that I had put the lid on top of the box already."
** Pfc. Dick Simmons also has his legs crossed like a schoolgirl almost. Sipping on his beer. With a grin on his face.
 

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I missed this character.

 

Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "You want a quickie?"
** Dr. Naomi Vond cast a sideways glance toward the Medbay door. "Fraid' you'd be 'too' quick."
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "There are two types of men, Doctor Vond. Those who have a problem with premature ejaculation, and those who don't consider it to be a problem."
** Dr. Naomi Vond stared intently at Larsen, the full weight of her fiery Irish gaze settling fully upon the man. Several moments of silent, prolonged staring ensued before she burst out with quiet laughter.
Dr. Naomi Vond says "And which 'a the two might you be, my friend?"
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "I've came to accept the fact that I cum like a busted firehose, Doctor."
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "Anyway - enough talk about my cock. What's up?"
** Dr. Naomi Vond placed a hand upon her hip with a simple hum. Casting a sideways glance throughout the bay. "I haven't an office yet. Shall we relocate to Robert's?"
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "Of course the old fat cunt got himself all set up."

 

 

Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "Like your tits, by the way. You do something new with them?"
** Dr. Naomi Vond gestures toward her uniform. "The Officer's uniform."
Dr. Naomi Vond says "I believe the last time you saw me out of it- I was wearin' Medical Detachment fatigues and that idiotic morale cap."
** Gen. Brian C. Larsen nods. "Well, I like it." He stares at Vond. "I like them." He stares at Vond.
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "Anyway."
** Dr. Naomi Vond returns the stare with a direct, invasive gaze of her own. "Sir." She added simply.
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "Good day, Doctor."
 

 

Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "Christ she has great tits."
** Gen. Brian C. Larsen stares at Vond.
** Dr. Naomi Vond returns the stare with an unphased, invasive one of her own. The full weight of her fiery Irish gaze settling upon Larsen.
** Maj. Elaine Asper turns around towards Vond.
** Gen. Brian C. Larsen returns the stare.
Dr. Naomi Vond says "I did your psych eval."
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "I'd like to evaluate you so me day, honey."
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "What did you say?"
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "On this eval, I mean."
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "Well rounded? Handsome? Strong?"
Dr. Naomi Vond says "You did not receive a copy? I presumed the Major General would have reviewed it with you."
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "I seem to recall you accused me of being a psychopath."
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "Me, Asper!"
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "She thinks I lack compassion."
** Dr. Naomi Vond pursed her lips in momentary thought, responding with a casual shake of the head. "Quite the contrary, I believe that was her accusation."
Dr. Naomi Vond says "You could argue that I, in fact, defended you."
Dr. Naomi Vond says "Fardon was never fond 'a you, sir."
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "No, she wasn't."
Dr. Naomi Vond says "Cunt."
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "No, in seriousness, Vond's a good egg."
** Dr. Naomi Vond said flatly.
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "She's a good egg with great melons."
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "Anyway - I'll leave you to your cat fight."
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "Jesus Christ."
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "That gives me a hard on just thinking about it."
** Gen. Brian C. Larsen licks his lips. "Asper and Vond, going at it."
 

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Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "How big's your cock?"
Pvt. Dick Simmons says "Uh..."
Pvt. Vebjørn Hegg says "Eh..."
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "Did I stutter? How big's your fucking cock?"
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "Take your pants off."
** WO. Naomi Vond looks to Simmons, mouthing very slowly and blatantly, "Nooot aaas biiig aaas yoooours." in an apparent bid to help the man.
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "Take your pants off, I won't ask again."
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "Show me your cock."
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "Both of you. That's an order."
** Pvt. Dick Simmons feels very uncomfortable... But does it anyway to avoid being flogged again. Dropping his trousers.
** Pvt. Vebjørn Hegg would pull down his pants as well his boxer revealing a pretty good size fucking cock and balls.
** Gen. Brian C. Larsen glances at Simmon's member, and then Hegg's.
** Pvt. Vebjørn Hegg rolled 13.
** Pvt. Dick Simmons rolled 84.
[LOOC] Pvt. Vebjørn Hegg: NO!
[LOOC] Pvt. Dick Simmons: YES
** Gen. Brian C. Larsen stares at Simmons
Gen. Brian C. Larsen says "It's like... it's like a Redwood."
** LCpl. Mira 'Squid' Oberlin lets off a short snort as she looks on from her heightened position.
[128.0] Gen. Brian C. Larsen: Jesus Christ, look at his massive fucking monster dong
Col. Robert Shaw says "Now we gotta take a picture and post it on the memorial."
Col. Robert Shaw says "Everyone knows he's gotta a big ol donger."
LCpl. Arkady Netanyahu says "Seven foot man with a big cock. ."
 

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Here is some of memes from the squad.

[BROADCAST] Lt. Amanda 'Metal-Gear' Winters: In the brightest TON's you could see his flash for miles.

Col. Robert Shaw whispers "Winters, move before I throw a rock at you like you did my home."

SgtMaj. Oswald Moss says "You're so short that you make munchkinland sad they lost their guinness world record for shortest person."

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Pvt. Berivan Seydar says "Cait, would you like to join us in this prayer?"
TSgt. Cait 'Donny' Donovan says "Uh- Praying ain't really me' thing- But- I can join if ye' wish."
TSgt. Cait 'Donny' Donovan says "Respect n' all."
Pvt. Berivan Seydar says "Alright, repeat after me."
** TSgt. Cait 'Donny' Donovan chuckles "Alright
Pvt. Berivan Seydar says "La illaha."
2Spc. Lobov Vissarion Anatolievich says "Ohhhh."
** 2Spc. Lobov Vissarion Anatolievich would follow along. "La Illaha."
Pvt. Berivan Seydar says "Illa llah."
TSgt. Cait 'Donny' Donovan says "Illa Illah."
Pvt. Berivan Seydar says "Muhammadun."
2Spc. Lobov Vissarion Anatolievich says "Illa llah. Muhammadun."
TSgt. Cait 'Donny' Donovan says "Muha- Muhammadun."
Pvt. Berivan Seydar says "Rasu-lavu."
TSgt. Cait 'Donny' Donovan says "Rasy-lavah'- Lavu."
** Pvt. Berivan Seydar smiles to them "Congratulations, you are Muslims now."
2Spc. Lobov Vissarion Anatolievich says "Rasu-lavu."
** Pvt. Berivan Seydar chuckles
 

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Pfc. Dick 'Redwood' Simmons says "You know, Oak."
Sgt. Rodrick Oakwood says "Hm?"
Pfc. Dick 'Redwood' Simmons says "I just realized."
Pfc. Dick 'Redwood' Simmons says "If you had a dick like mine. Redbrick wouldn't be a bitch all the time."
Pfc. Dick 'Redwood' Simmons says "No offence."
** Sgt. Rodrick Oakwood looks down for a moment.
** Sgt. Rodrick Oakwood rolled 97.
Sgt. Rodrick Oakwood says "I think I might have a bigger one."
Pfc. Dick 'Redwood' Simmons says "Hm..."

** Pfc. Dick 'Redwood' Simmons rolled 99.
 

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