SST Quotes Thread

[radical roach]

23 minutes ago, MasterMedicMan said:

because your corporal and another corporal and a master-specialist decided it was a good idea to have a mental breakdown and almost start a fist-fight while we were getting swarmed by bugs

when is this not a good idea

[MasterMedicMan]

Just now, radical roach said:

when is this not a good idea

you right

[Archer]

a better idea is to start a fist fight with bugs

oh wait, even better is to adopt them and make them pets

or make swords out of their talons and carcasses

[radical roach]

** Archer now cares a talon sword
** Archer throuse the talon down
** Archer pick up the talon agin
** Archer lookes throu some suplies
** Archer found a rod and duck tape and glue
** Archer make a talon sword out of the suplies he found
** Archercarres the sword into the drop ship as a suvener from this planet
** Archer shealths his new wepon
** Archer hase a sheth talon sword since his injery prevents him using his gun for now 

[Silly goose]

16 minutes ago, radical roach said:

** Archer now cares a talon sword
** Archer throuse the talon down
** Archer pick up the talon agin
** Archer lookes throu some suplies
** Archer found a rod and duck tape and glue
** Archer make a talon sword out of the suplies he found
** Archercarres the sword into the drop ship as a suvener from this planet
** Archer shealths his new wepon
** Archer hase a sheth talon sword since his injery prevents him using his gun for now 

who gave you ftp access?

[Fitz]

14:00:00 - CWO. Darius Hawke[CH1 - RADIO]: I was present for parts of the interaction with the... god-bug while on ship.
14:05:11 - Gen. Brian C. Larsen[CH1 - RADIO]: The kid can go quickly. I'm not a monster. Make hers slow and painful -- if the situation requires it.
 

[Spooks]

14:53:04 - LCpl. Quinn Caffrey: Halloran, 're'you a dogbrain?

14:53:13 - Pfc. Noel Halloran: Grung understand kill boog economy.

14:53:23 - LCpl. Quinn Caffrey: ARrite' you're jus'enough dogbrain to make 2ic.

14:53:35 - Pfc. Noel Halloran: Grung understandle.

 

[J. Jordan]

5 minutes ago, Tony said:

14:53:04 - LCpl. Quinn Caffrey: Halloran, 're'you a dogbrain?

14:53:13 - Pfc. Noel Halloran: Grung understand kill boog economy.

14:53:23 - LCpl. Quinn Caffrey: ARrite' you're jus'enough dogbrain to make 2ic.

14:53:35 - Pfc. Noel Halloran: Grung understandle.

 

[StevieJr]

17 hours ago, MasterMedicMan said:

because your corporal and another corporal and a master-specialist decided it was a good idea to have a mental breakdown and almost start a fist-fight while we were getting swarmed by bugs

Mine was actually trying to stop it.

[radical roach]

the duality of intel

[Whiplash]

42 minutes ago, radical roach said:

the duality of intel

WE'VE GOT A BREACH @Xalphox

[Silly goose]

kill the leak

[Spooks]

20:47:02 - **Rct. Hamad Yousef Slams fist violently on the desk " If i dont't have a finger up my ass in the next 10 minutes someone is getting demoted"

 

[Toasty_Supreme]

13 hours ago, Tony said:

20:47:02 - **Rct. Hamad Yousef Slams fist violently on the desk " If i dont't have a finger up my ass in the next 10 minutes someone is getting demoted"

 

 

Holy fucking shit I’m gonna be cracking up at work over this ?

[cat danny 25]

03:40:58 - LCpl. Scott Daby[WHISPER]: <color=105, 105, 215>Oi', y'go' fucken' nothin' fer' tha' yeh' fucken' weapon.
03:41:34 - Cpl. Quinn Caffrey[WHISPER]: <color=105, 105, 215>Well yer'ugly Day-bee.
03:42:03 - Cpl. Quinn Caffrey[WHISPER]: <color=105, 105, 215>Fuckin'Jimmony'Jillickers-bad-teeth-havin'-fockin'-bull-shrimp-lookin'-arse.

 

I self advertise because I'm the best.

[Spooks]

14:39:28 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen would shove the baton where the sun doesn't shine - not enough to do permanent damage, but enough to traumatise the recruits downstairs who are watching me type this.

14:40:01 - **2Lt. Salvatore Camacho somewhat shook as the baton nearly penetrated his flower.

14:40:10 - **Col. Robert Shaw looks at the people standing outside.

14:40:24 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen lets go of the baton, turning off the zappy zappy. He's not a monster, after all

14:40:34 - **Col. Robert Shaw turns back around.
14:40:35 - **2Lt. Salvatore CamachoNo, no he was not.
14:40:40 - Gen. Brian C. Larsen[CH1 - RADIO]: Medical to the meeting room.

 

[malutukilo]

1 hour ago, Tony said:

14:39:28 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen would shove the baton where the sun doesn't shine - not enough to do permanent damage, but enough to traumatise the recruits downstairs who are watching me type this.

14:40:01 - **2Lt. Salvatore Camacho somewhat shook as the baton nearly penetrated his flower.

14:40:10 - **Col. Robert Shaw looks at the people standing outside.

14:40:24 - **Gen. Brian C. Larsen lets go of the baton, turning off the zappy zappy. He's not a monster, after all

14:40:34 - **Col. Robert Shaw turns back around.
14:40:35 - **2Lt. Salvatore CamachoNo, no he was not.
14:40:40 - Gen. Brian C. Larsen[CH1 - RADIO]: Medical to the meeting room.

 

didn't even let him use a safe word

[saiphun987]

12:48:43 - Pfc. Devin Saiphan[OOC]: Nice job Deckers.
12:48:50 - 2Lt. Lawrence L. Stubbins[OOC]: good event deckers
12:48:50 - : Robert Shaw was kicked with the reason: IT WASNT MY FUCKING EVENT
12:48:51 - : Deckers has just disconnected.
12:48:55 - Sgt. Matthew Squires[OOC]: lmao

[Toasty_Supreme]

bump

 

[MasterMedicMan]

12 hours ago, Toasty_Supreme said:

bump

 

the thread is fucking 2.5 days dead give it a rest unless you've got a QuOTE bUDDY

[Toasty_Supreme]

**3Spc. Sylase 'Fucker' Freeman attempts saduce

*Rolls 100*

14:39:47 - **Second Specialist Jessica Read is "saduce"
 

[saiphun987]

21:05:16 - **Pfc. Devin Saiphan Would walk up to Dumont before quickly grab Dumont's crotch and squeeze it hard. " Bently send you his regards."
21:05:30 - **Spc. Daniel Dumont squeals.
21:05:32 - Pfc. Devin Saiphan[LOOC]: I CRAK
21:05:38 - Spc. Daniel Dumont[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Hey!
21:05:44 - **Pfc. Devin Saiphan Would let him go Laughs his arse off.
21:05:50 - Cpt. Sebastian Bently[CH1 - RADIO]: So?
21:05:51 - **Spc. Daniel Dumont backs away, grabbing at his junk. "That fuckin' hurt, you asshole."
21:05:57 - **Spc. Daniel Dumont drops to his knee. "Holy fuck, man."
21:06:00 - Spc. Daniel Dumont: Agh, God.

THIS gentlemen.. THIS IS THE MOST GAYEST THING DEVIN EVER DONE.

[Yuki || 日本語の悩み]

3 hours ago, saiphun987 said:

THIS IS THE MOST GAYEST THING DEVIN EVER DONE.

This is the gayest thing Devin has done to date.*

[radical roach]

4 hours ago, Lalatina said:

This is the gayest thing Devin has done to date.*

anyone notice its the dumbasses who cant spell that are constantly out here pulling this grammar nazi shit

[Yuki || 日本語の悩み]

Just now, radical roach said:

anyone notice its the dumbasses who cant spell that are constantly out here pulling this grammar nazi shit

I've always tried to help Sai' with english.