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11 hours ago, Rook said:

22:54:56 - Lt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards[CH1 - RADIO]: Constantino

22:55:01 - Spc. Thomas 'Helios' Constantinos[CH1 - RADIO]: What.

22:55:01 - Lt. Joshua 'Hades' Edwards[CH1 - RADIO]: Protection first.

22:55:13 - Spc. Thomas 'Helios' Constantinos[CH1 - RADIO]: My protection is my pullout game.

 

Hmmmmm

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 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: But sadly my ass was already bought.
 Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Who did that?
 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: So he didn't get any.
 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: She#s called Julia and is my wife.
Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Lucky.
Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: My poor ass.
Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: Yup.

 Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: So you let her peg you.
 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Well.
 **Cpl. Cornelius Zeem stares.
Sgt. Pauline Westervelt: Well- do you?
 Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: You what.
Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: That's not a no?
 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: It's not my ass anymore.
 Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: It's still your ass.
Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Dude.
 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Here name is on it.
 **Cpl. Cornelius Zeem starts laughing.
 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: It's hers.
 Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: That's fucking beta.
Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: Beta-male.
 **Cpl. Cornelius Zeem laughs his ass off.
 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Man you don't know. I'm Omega-Male.
 Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: Duuude.
 Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: More like strap-on-male.
Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Oh shit.
 Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: Lube-male.
 Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: God please stop.
Cpl. Alexander 'Lick' Tschenkowitsch: Haha.
 Cpl. Cornelius Zeem: You started this.
 Sgt. Patrick Stevenson: I hope you feel bad.
 

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11:17:37 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Well he had to hide somewhere- and there are no floorboards around here.
11:17:37 -  Teddy Tomes: How does every muslim joke start?
11:17:42 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Allah.
11:17:47 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: No-
11:17:51 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: Please not that.
11:17:51 -  Teddy Tomes: Looking over your shoulder.
11:17:56 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Bu-dum-tis.
11:17:59 -  Teddy Tomes: What's the difference between a vampire and a muslim?
11:18:04 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: What?
11:18:12 -  Teddy Tomes: A vampire at some point stops being bloodthirsty.
11:18:19 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: Oh-
11:18:27 -  Teddy Tomes: What do you call a drunken muslim?
11:18:28 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Here - here, my turn.
11:18:41 -  Teddy Tomes: Mohammered.
11:18:42 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: Ehh...
11:18:50 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: So about a month ago I started an explosive prayer mat company, yeah?
11:18:52 - **Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai Would chuckles at it.. " Good one."
11:19:02 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Prophets are through the roof.
11:19:08 -  Teddy Tomes: Hah.
11:19:09 - **LCpl. William Saint-Claire slapped his knee.
11:19:16 -  Teddy Tomes: What's the most popular show in the Middle East?
11:19:19 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: What?
11:19:23 -  Teddy Tomes: Dora the Exploder.
11:19:28 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: HAH!
11:19:40 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: C'mon keep it going.
11:19:41 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Oh...
11:19:52 -  Teddy Tomes: What do you call a muslim shrink?
11:19:58 -  Teddy Tomes: A terrorpist.
11:20:02 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: A small s-
11:20:18 - **Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai Laughs.. " Oh s- Hahah!"
11:20:20 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: How many jews does it take to screw a lightbulb?
11:20:25 -  Teddy Tomes: How many?
11:21:05 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Four. One to convice them to do it, one to donate the fuckin' bulb, a third to actually screw it in, and a fourth to make a speech stating that the whole Jewish community stands behind the bulb and its teachings.
11:21:36 -  Teddy Tomes: What do you call a muslim woman with an opinion?
11:21:45 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: What?
11:21:54 -  Teddy Tomes: Anything you want she's already been stoned to death.
11:22:04 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: Pfffffffff~

11:22:22 -  Teddy Tomes: Did you hear about the muslim party?
11:22:28 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: No.
11:22:32 -  Teddy Tomes: Well it was a blast.
11:22:47 -  Teddy Tomes: What can the Palestinians do to raise the IQ on the West Bank?
11:22:49 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai[LOOC]: OOCly I'm laughing my arse off. XD
11:23:03 - Spc. Izla 'Hang' Sinthachai: What?
11:23:06 - LCpl. William Saint-Claire: What-
11:23:09 -  Teddy Tomes: Allow Jews in.
 

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04:06:55 - Cpl. Madoc Llewellyn[WHISPER]: Warrant', yer' ruck's still oan. 
WO. Franco Sorrentino[WHISPER]: Yeah, I was pushin' Vickers' around and never got to take it off.
WO. Franco Sorrentino[WHISPER]: Useless fucking cripples.
Cpl. Madoc Llewellyn[WHISPER]: Death'tae the autistic.
 

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21:49:52 - The fallen rock shifts.
21:50:02 - It slides a little further down in the sand.
21:50:05 - Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi[OOC]: its rly a royal in disguse
21:50:06 - Then a little further.
21:50:14 - A huge talon reaches out from behind it.
21:50:23 - Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi[OOC]: ur fuckin seirous? xD i CALLED IT
21:50:24 - 2Spc. Patrick Stevenson[CH1 - RADIO]: Oh fuck, we got a royal.
21:50:29 - Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi[OOC]: I CALLED THAT SHIT
21:50:32 - : OOC Chat has been toggled off
21:50:47 - Knocking its way out from behind the rock face, a royal charges down the sand.
21:50:53 - Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi[LOOC]: im so happy i called that xD
 

 

ik self posting is a sin but this is jsut too good

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Pfc. Cait 'Teddy' Donovan throws the knife at the board.
Rolles a 96

IT HITS THE CENTER!
Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi throws a rock to send it off course.
Rolles a fucking 97

Asahi has dead aim with the rock. Seeing how in his past life he was from an anime about ninjas. It hits the knife throwing it just outside the middle.
Pfc. Cait 'Teddy' Donovan turns around giving Asahi a death glare.
Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi smirks and chuckles a little bit. After receiving the glare he turns back around and casually sips his water.
Pfc. Cait 'Teddy' Donovan resists the urge to attack
rolls an 11

Pfc. Cait 'Teddy' Donovan would slap Asahi in the face. It wasn't nothing bad, just a bitch slap
Pfc. Chiyuki 'Frog' Asahi gets slapped and nods a few times. "Yeah...Ow." He dosen't do much he just keeps nodding and holds his face.

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