SST Quotes Thread

[Rook]

29 minutes ago, Gabes. said:

[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader:  what the fuck kind of guy get supplied cucumbers.

http://forums.starshiptroopersrp.net/old/threads/officer-carlos-d-anger-bio.1775/

[Luckish]

[OOC] Lt. Emily 'Almlette' Alm:  what's your opinion on the niggers, or the jews?
[PM] Lt. Cesar Ruiz: dial it back
[OOC] Lt. Cesar Ruiz:  dont answer that.
[PM] Lt. Cesar Ruiz: easy, killer
[OOC] SCPo. Jon Paul J. Bohannon:  NO ILL ANSWER THAT!
[OOC] SCPo. Jon Paul J. Bohannon:  FUCK THE JEWS THEY GOT ONE OF MY CHARS PKED!
Player Nefson Bohannon™ left the game (Kicked by Lt. Cesar Ruiz (STEAM_0:0:21270485) for: no reas
[OOC] Spc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine:  feg
[OOC] Lt. Amber Kirchauff:  Both are good IRL. They are nice people if you pick the right ones.
[OOC] Lt. Cesar Ruiz:  I'm serious. Drop the subject.
 

[Kris]

Cpl. Aaron Holtz says, "Sorry had something in my throat. "
Lt. Emily Ziola says, "Dick"
Cpl. Aaron Holtz says, "Pardon?"
Lt. Emily Ziola says, "Oh, sorry I was just messaging a man by the name of Dick"
 

[Centrix]

<13:28:25> "Pasta Asylum" pokes you
<13:28:35> You poked "Pasta Asylum".
<13:28:38> "Pasta Asylum" pokes you
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<13:28:43> "Pasta Asylum" pokes you
<13:28:43> You poked "Pasta Asylum".
<13:28:46> You poked "Pasta Asylum".
<13:28:47> "Pasta Asylum" pokes you
<13:28:48> You poked "Pasta Asylum".
<13:28:55> "Pasta Asylum" pokes you
<13:28:55> "Pasta Asylum" pokes you
<13:28:56> You poked "Pasta Asylum".
<13:28:56> You poked "Pasta Asylum".
<13:28:56> You poked "Pasta Asylum".
<13:28:57> "Pasta Asylum" pokes you
<13:28:59> You poked "Pasta Asylum".
<13:28:59> "Pasta Asylum" pokes you
<13:29:01> "Pasta Asylum" pokes you
<13:29:03> "Pasta Asylum" pokes you
<13:29:07> "Pasta Asylum" pokes you
<13:29:22> You poked "Pasta Asylum" with message: i swear
<13:29:58> "Pasta Asylum" pokes you: Cunt

[Appetite Ruining Kebab]

** Cpl. Aaron Holtz tipped the glass of milk over. 
***The milk would be in his hand so clearly he'd have to reach over and use force. (Pfc. Reece Thacker)
** Cpl. Aaron Holtz smacked the cup??
Cpl. Aaron Holtz has rolled 10 (10 + 0).
Pfc. Reece Thacker has rolled 14 (14 + 0).
[LOOC] Pfc. Reece Thacker:  Ha
** Cpl. Aaron Holtz he missed at hit the table.
SSpc. Nathan Steele says, "Uhh, no thanks."
** Cpl. Aaron Holtz tried again
Cpl. Aaron Holtz has rolled 17 (17 + 0).
Pfc. Reece Thacker has rolled 40 (40 + 0).
** Cpl. Aaron Holtz he hit his own chest.
** Cpl. Aaron Holtz tried again. 
Cpl. Aaron Holtz has rolled 5 (5 + 0).
** Cpl. Aaron Holtz smacked himself in the face.
Cpl. Aaron Holtz says, "FUCK."
Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine says, "That's just fucking embarrassing."
** Cpl. Aaron Holtz tried again.
** Pfc. Reece Thacker Steps away from the counter out of reach from Holtz.
Pvt. Sila Ren says, "I think we need to call a medic for Holtz."
Pfc. Reece Thacker has rolled 92 (92 + 0).
Cpl. Aaron Holtz has rolled 85 (85 + 0).
** Cpl. Aaron Holtz lifting his hand slowly. "Fuck your milk.."
** Cpl. Aaron Holtz smacked.
Cpl. Aaron Holtz has rolled 14 (14 + 0).
Pfc. Reece Thacker has rolled 92 (92 + 0).
Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine says, "Dear scott."
Cpl. Aaron Holtz says, "I'm done."
Cpl. Aaron Holtz says, "Fuck your Milk though."
Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine says, "Please never try that again."
Pfc. Reece Thacker says, "I think old age is taking over, Holtz."
Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine says, "It hurts me."
[LOOC] Cpl. Aaron Holtz: I am not sober.
Pvt. Sila Ren says, "Hellström gave it to me yesterday."
Cpl. Aaron Holtz says, "I'm gonna do it."
Pvt. Sila Ren says, "He is named Holtz."
** Cpl. Aaron Holtz tried again out of spite.
Cpl. Aaron Holtz has rolled 19 (19 + 0).
** Pvt. Sila Ren points towards the tiny polar bear plushie. "He brings luck."
Pfc. Reece Thacker has rolled 93 (93 + 0).
[LOOC] Cpl. Aaron Holtz: WAT THE FUCK
** Pfc. Reece Thacker Moves his hand agaaaaain
SSpc. Nathan Steele says, "Nice."
Cpl. Aaron Holtz says, "No fuck you."
** Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine sighs, 'You can't be serious...'
** Cpl. Aaron Holtz tried again.
Cpl. Aaron Holtz has rolled 86 (86 + 0).
Pfc. Reece Thacker has rolled 71 (61 + 10).
[LOOC] Pfc. Reece Thacker:  fuck
Cpl. Aaron Holtz says, "YEAH BITCH."
Cpl. Aaron Holtz yells: ''FUCK. YO. MILK.''
Cpl. Aaron Holtz says, "Sergeant I am very tired. "
Pvt. Sila Ren says, "HOLTZ! Calm down!"
** Pfc. Reece Thacker His hand gets smacked, dropping his cup.
Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine says, "Yes, I can see that."
Pfc. Reece Thacker says, "You fuck."
Pvt. Sila Ren says, "Do you want me to yell at you?"
Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine says, "Why don't I take you to the barracks?"
Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine says, "Sing you a lullaby and everything."
Cpl. Aaron Holtz says, "No No it's okay."
Cpl. Aaron Holtz says, "Aw really?"
Sgt. Nathaniel Josephine says, "No."
 

[Gabes.]

[RADIO] MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader: Bathroom, showers are ready to be used again.
[RADIO] Cpl. Aaron Holtz: Wonderful. I'll be there shortly. 
[PM] MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader: you're gonna love the new design.

[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader:  taa daaa..
[LOOC] Cpl. Aaron Holtz: Please save this.

***The bathroom would be squeaky clean (MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader)
Cpl. Aaron Holtz says, "...And for your final task."
** Cpl. Aaron Holtz took out the Mark One Shotgun Vareant manual. "Read up on this."

[RADIO] 2Spc. Annabelle K. Thacker: Corporal Holtz may I be excused from dinner? please.

MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader says, "Mmm."
[RADIO] Cpl. Aaron Holtz: You don't have to ask me, you can come and go on your free will. 
[RADIO] 2Spc. Annabelle K. Thacker: Uh-right thank you Corporal.
MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader says, "Do you like the new design"
Cpl. Aaron Holtz says, "Not really."
Cpl. Aaron Holtz says, "But it'll work."
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader:  i guess y ou can say
[LOOC] Cpl. Aaron Holtz: DO NOT
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader:  i pimped up the bathroom.
[LOOC] Cpl. Aaron Holtz: No.
Cpl. Aaron Holtz says, "Just.. Go read. "
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader:  *duduuddududeudeud*
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader:  PIMP MY BATHROOM
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader:  THA FUCKIN BATHROOM
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader:  GET THE WORD OUT
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader:  IBE PIMPIN EVERY SINGLE ROOM
[LOOC] Cpl. Aaron Holtz: You worry me.
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader:  BOOM SHAKALAKA
MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader says, ":// DUDUDU"
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader:  I'LL PIMP THIS WHOLE SHIP
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader:  YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
Cpl. Aaron Holtz says, "Shoo. Why are you following me."
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader:  TO REDESIGN EVERY INCH OF THIS SHIP
[LOOC] MSpc. Emilie 'Sheep' Baader:  BOOYUYYAH
[LOOC] Cpl. Aaron Holtz: NO

"Federation is running out of money to actually get us proper bathrooms, so we use what we can."

[CamGrrr]

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[Dan]

** Sgt. Mikayla 'Koala' Kowalski leans down, picking the scuplted explosive up and throwing it towards Gonzalez.
** LCpl. Daniel 'Tortilla' Gonzalez tries to catch it.
LCpl. Daniel 'Tortilla' Gonzalez has rolled 6 (6 + 0).
[LOOC] Sgt. Mikayla 'Koala' Kowalski:  rekt
** LCpl. Daniel 'Tortilla' Gonzalez missed it and dropped his sandbag, getting hit square i nthe junk with it.
LCpl. Daniel 'Tortilla' Gonzalez yells: ''AH GOD!''
** Pfc. Sila Ren gigglesnorts.
** LCpl. Daniel 'Tortilla' Gonzalez collapses and clutches his manhood.
Pfc. Sila Ren says, "I guess it is more than your hole that is on fire now!"
Sgt. Mikayla 'Koala' Kowalski says, "I told you... Sandbag is useless."
LCpl. Daniel 'Tortilla' Gonzalez yells: ''IT WAS DOING FINE TILL I DROPPED IT!''
** Pfc. Sila Ren leans down to pick up the duck, accidentially giving Daniel's balls a good grabbing, not in a gentle manner!
Pfc. Sila Ren says, "Ooops!"
Pfc. Sila Ren says, "Okay! I got the duck!"
** LCpl. Daniel 'Tortilla' Gonzalez resists the urge to cry.
LCpl. Daniel 'Tortilla' Gonzalez yells: ''WHY!''
[CMD] Sgt. Mikayla 'Koala' Kowalski: We may require a medic to the OBS deck...
** Pfc. Sila Ren kneels down and fiddles with the pretend device. Exchanging the pretend PE, with the actual PE. She even does so without taping herself to the device.
[RADIO] 3Spc. Jaune Meridian: on my way 
Sgt. Mikayla 'Koala' Kowalski says, "Alright. Ready?"
Sgt. Mikayla 'Koala' Kowalski says, "Did you put the blasting cap back in?"
** LCpl. Daniel 'Tortilla' Gonzalez inchworms in his fetal state for his sandbag.
 

[Spooks]

Technician: /pm Melchert ** Melchert finds his heart sink as he walks further away from the dumpster... He feels hurt leaving its side.  He shouldn't disappoint the dumpster.  The dumpster only provided warmth, and now he's turning his back on her. **
Technician: /pm Curwen ** A sudden spike of jealousy overtakes Curwen.  He sees Melchert getting awfully close to the warm dumpster... HIS warm dumpster.  Who the fuck is Melchert, moving and touching his dumpster in that way? **
 

[radical roach]

 

[Lit]

** John Johnsensen looks at Tanners size.
Tanner Hunt has rolled 2 (2 + 0).

[Cronk]

Pvt. Austin Sanders says, "major sargent Elanor whats the plan "

 

** Pvt. Austin Sanders removes help
 

[Orwell]

remnarevarine: computer, begin simulation of 3 10 foot tall amazonian women, maximum aggression, disable safety protocols

[Spooks]

[Thu Aug 31 14:51:11 2017] Pvt. Jackie Knoxx: You fucked my knee up.
[Thu Aug 31 14:51:16 2017] MSgt. Eleanor Tuuli: That was the intent.
[Thu Aug 31 14:51:16 2017] Sgt. Aphelion 'Preacher' Dominica says, "That was the intent, yes."

[Crucible]

<20:08:55> "Xalphox": i can contribute
<20:09:00> "Xalphox": can you send cum via royal mail

[Guest]

Pvt. Paddington "Bear" Pastuso: You just have a gay face. A  face that just screams 'fill me up butter cup'

 

[Rook]

**Pvt. Anna Waves looks at the not-so space pirate one last time
Pirate McSpace Git: The fuck you looking at.

 **Pvt. Anna Waves turns away
 

[Bohannon]

Pvt. Franz Gokel would wipe off his lips "Thanks" He would say as he walked off "And im clean to".

[MasterMedicMan]

 

 

[Orwell]

KOSKINEN TAKES RILEY'S COIN

 

 Pvt. Tavi Riley: dude gie it back
 Pfc. Mikko Koskinen: Oh, the coin?
 Pfc. Mikko Koskinen: Dude I bought a soda with it.
 Pvt. Tavi Riley: yes
 Pfc. Mikko Koskinen: It's in the vending machine.
 Pvt. Tavi Riley: dude it wasnt even a real coin, not under any currency
 Pfc. Mikko Koskinen: Whatever, worked on the vending machine.
 Pvt. Tavi Riley: you stole my coin that has been passed down in my family, for 3 generations, and used it on soda
 Pfc. Mikko Koskinen: Yeah, man.
 **Pvt. Tavi Riley moves his hnads forward and contains himself from strangling Mikko
 

[Dan]

**Pfc. Julia J. Smith Looks at Travis and her eyes take in his muscular form. She bites her lower lip as she does.

 **Pfc. Julia J. Smith is engaged.
**TSgt. Kristina 'Skadi' Sigrun Folds her arms, slightly glaring at Smith

Pfc. Julia J. Smith: Sorry, my mind must've gave me PTSD.
**SSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine remembers Smith eating out Sigrun at some point.
 

[radical roach]

erp trash all of you

[Rhode]

[In TS3]

“Hey, can i roll for walking up stairs?”

>proceeds to roll a one

 

[Meanwhile, Ingame]

 

Screams fill the technical deck, seemingly coming from the stairs.

19:08:28 - Cpl. August Clanton: Anybody?

19:08:32 - Cpl. August Clanton: Does anyone-...

19:08:37 - **Cpl. August Clanton sprints.

19:08:37 - Pfc. Angela P. Clark[YELL]:TO BATTLE!

19:08:38 - Clanking can be heard as an Infantryman tumbles down the stairs.

 

19:14:57 - Meridian notices that the private has legs facing in directions that they should not face.

 

[Dimov]

 2Lt. Eleanor Tuuli[LOOC]: i was alt tabbed sending litcoins porn
 

LCpl. Arryn 'Yung Spleen' Falco: Y'know what they say.

LCpl. Arryn 'Yung Spleen' Falco: If you can't beat them off, join them-
LCpl. Arryn 'Yung Spleen' Falco: I think it went like that...

 

 LCpl. Arryn 'Yung Spleen' Falco[LOOC]: " dimov doesn't remind me of a guy who rapes children, but he definately reminds me of a dude who'd smile when he dies "
WO. Nikolai Dimov[LOOC]: holy shit
 

[Dimov]

Murphy falls on his ass.

**Pvt. Daniel Murphy gets off his ass

 

smoothest recovery in history