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21:10:11 - **Pvt. Kyle J. White pulls out his PDA and types on it, Googling 'Define Gook' He says "A Gook is a foreigner,espically a person of Philippine,Korean,or Vietnamese Descent

 

This is what happens when admins rush me!

**Pvt. Kyle J. White Preforms MEd Rp on Macknight so he does not die.

 

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Time to bring back the old shit.

 

[RADIO] Pvt. Damien Alastor: Can we glass that planet?

[RADIO] Pvt. Mercer Delaney: Negative.

[RADIO] WO. Otto Dresdner: Gnarly.

[RADIO] Pfc. Lucy Alastor: Gabriel, I miss you.

[RADIO] WO. Otto Dresdner: Fuck off, cunt.

[RADIO] WO. Otto Dresdner: *sexual moans from twins*

[RADIO] WO. Otto Dresdner: Nigga what.

 

[OOC] WO1. Eleanor Tuuli:  how much dick does one have to suck in order to acquire sky marshal

[OOC] Spc. Rob 'Marlboro-Marine' Hillenbrand:  Only takes one.

[OOC] Pvt. Samuel Cronk:  All of it

[OOC] Sgt. Halima Nasser:  37 cubic metres of it

[OOC] Cpl. Alexi 'Cherry' Cherinovika:  Xalfax's medium size slong.

[OOC] Spc. Gabriel Logan:  Enough to put Thailand out of business.

 

[RADIO] MSgt. Oswald 'Poet' Moss: Corporal Ling Wong Doo, you ran off like a pussy.

[RADIO] Cpl. Seok Park: I was reporting to the briefing, Sergeant.

[RADIO] MSgt. Oswald 'Poet' Moss: I'm going to fucking rip your little rice grain dick off.

[RADIO] MSgt. Oswald 'Poet' Moss: Bullshit, dumbass. You ran off before the call came.

[RADIO] MSgt. Oswald 'Poet' Moss: I'm going to have your ass demoted.

[RADIO] Cpl. Seok Park: Negative sergeant.

[RADIO] MSgt. Oswald 'Poet' Moss: N-..

[RADIO] MSgt. Oswald 'Poet' Moss: That's it.

MSgt. Oswald 'Poet' Moss says, "Corporal."

MSgt. Oswald 'Poet' Moss says, "Turn over your patches."

 

[RADIO] Cpl. Seok Park: Alright. MI, I have a serious question, what'ya fools want for Christmass?

[RADIO] Pfc. Luzhkov Vyacheslavovich: My citizenship.

[RADIO] Pvt. Keira Webster: I can't tell you over the radio Park.

[RADIO] MSpc. Felix 'Kraut' Krautstag: Lewd.

[RADIO] Pfc. Lucy Alastor: a dump truck full of candy and baked goods.

[RADIO] Spc. Jessica Carter: My boyfriend to marry me.

[RADIO] LCpl. Anton Volker: The Pink Floyd Anthology

[RADIO] Cpl. Graham Maclagan: A dump.

[RADIO] Cpl. Graham Maclagan: All I can hear is a dump.

[RADIO] 3Spc. Dillon 'Pickles' Nosh: I wan' a hippahpatamoose.

 

[OOC] MSpc. Eleanor Tuuli:  i hope deckers fucks me with a fork

Tuuli gets fucked with a fork.

 

[OOC] Pvt. Nanuk Shikoba:  fuck me

[OOC] Pvt. Nanuk Shikoba:  I locked myself out of my apt

Player The One True Durango left the game (Disconnect by user.)

 

** Cpl. Franco Sorrentino erps cronk

Cpl. Franco Sorrentino has rolled 1.

SSpc. Samuel Cronk has rolled 72.

** Cpl. Franco Sorrentino ends up dying

** SSpc. Samuel Cronk doesnt even know what just happened.


[02/25/17 18:07:02] Bp. Paul Foreman: /exec tuuli say "/w I only pop this pussy for brainbug dick."

[02/25/17 18:07:02] Bp. Paul Foreman has ran command 'exec say /w I only pop this pussy for brainbug dick.'

[02/25/17 18:07:02] Cpl. Eleanor Tuuli: /w I only pop this pussy for brainbug dick.

 

[OOC] WO1. Eleanor Tuuli:  and today, mobile infantry, we land on 'anal bead' the planet

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07:41:05 - LCpl. Arryn 'Yung Spleen' Falco: How DOES it feel to chew Five gum?
07:41:18 - Spc. Sarah Redbrick: A blast.
07:41:27 - **LCpl. Arryn 'Yung Spleen' Falco nods.
07:41:29 - LCpl. Arryn 'Yung Spleen' Falco: It must be...

07:41:35 - Spc. Sarah Redbrick nods in agreement.

 

11:54:26 - **LCpl. Kaelam Sentoniel chuckled a little, nodding. "I'd just want to not have them at all. Way too much work."
11:55:25 - 2Spc. Sarah Redbrick: And could you imagine? I would have to corral his possibly down syndrome'd kids around a house, I would literally be a retah'd wrangler
11:55:40 - **2Spc. Sarah Redbrick shakes her head suddenly and looks as if she's being electrocuted. "Nope!'
11:55:47 - LCpl. Kaelam Sentoniel: Pfft- you're pretty convinced his kids would be retarded, aren't you?
11:56:28 - 2Spc. Sarah Redbrick: Its a fact.. Hes retahded- Or atleast midly autistic..Me on the other hand Ooooof.
11:56:37 - 2Spc. Sarah Redbrick: Total moron.
11:56:50 - LCpl. Kaelam Sentoniel: Husband material, in my opinion.
11:56:58 - 2Spc. Sarah Redbrick: Stop.
11:57:33 - LCpl. Kaelam Sentoniel: What if he was the one?
11:57:38 - 2Spc. Sarah Redbrick: Oh my god.
11:58:00 - **LCpl. Kaelam Sentoniel chuckled a little.
11:59:16 - 2Spc. Sarah Redbrick: What if i pop out a kid and its a fuckin retah'd with a third arm coming out of its head... I dont have the heart to tell bee when he gets back home one day and finds out i left the fucker in the woods to be with his... "Kind".
12:00:00 - **LCpl. Kaelam Sentoniel burst into a small, genuine laugh. Probably the first time he'd actually laughed at something in weeks. He just sat there, practically pissing himself with laughter.
12:00:57 - LCpl. Kaelam Sentoniel: C- Could you fucking imagine-? Oh my God-- He just comes back like "Hey Red where's the baby?" You're just like "Hm? What baby?" 
12:02:17 - **2Spc. Sarah Redbrick smiles broadly and gives a short laugh she would then point over her shoulder with her thumb wildly "Oh i dunno...He's out there somewhere starring in this century's next Goonies."
12:02:51 - **LCpl. Kaelam Sentoniel snorted. "Fucking Hell-"
12:02:57 - LCpl. Kaelam Sentoniel: That's so fucked--

 


 

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Part 1 of the Epic Rap Battles

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Yo I heard some sick bars were being dropped, who's about to get popped by Caine, the bug's bane!

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Jus' stop, mate.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: LOOK AS HE STANDS THERE SO DUMB BRUH WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO GIVE ME SOME GUM?

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Yer ruinin' it.

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Oh lord do we have someone to step to Odgen?

 

Pvt. Kimberleigh Joonen: Harsh.

 

LCpl. William St. Claire: I am meerily going to let this happen.

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Figh' back ya fuckin' poof!

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Claire, get out from back here, Caine get in.

 

LCpl. William St. Claire: No no.

 

LCpl. William St. Claire: This is the only recognition he'll ever get.

 

Pvt. Kimberleigh Joonen: Turning the other cheek. A bold strategy.

 

LCpl. William St. Claire: Go head Caine.

 

**MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine cracks his knuckles.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Aye bitches

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: He's a feckin' redneck, how did'ya nae even pick tha'one up?

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Oh boy.

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Caine, new boy gets first go,.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Alright.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Lets see wht you got?

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Nah, let 'im go first. Junior enlisted first.

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Sounds good.

 

LCpl. William St. Claire: Pff.

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Yer rank won't be savin' ye, Caine.

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Ogden's straigh' give no a fuck.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Ok mr. Marauder Let me start with the basics. A Maraduer? How did you get that job? by fucking your own father?

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: You cant even step to me. Im a wicked engineer. Dissecting the Steel and making this shit easy. All you can do is bend with no Dignity

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: You got this suit but you cant even repair it. Need my ass to step in and fuck I aint even  rated

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine[LOOC]: OH SHIT THIS SHIT IS FIRE xD

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently[LOOC]: OOF

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Killing bugs thats something any shit bird can do

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan[LOOC]: can i get a ''sstrp quotes thread'' please

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Seps, A.i . Marauder my nigga its in your head

 

**MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine eye's widen and smirk in excitment.

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Oof.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: But first let me put you in bed. tuck you in and turn out the lights cause what you say against me wont even get me fright.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Im cooler Im from texas son. Shout out to my Boys in the 7-11

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Alright Caine what the fuck do you think you think you can do. Lets hear it

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Aight aight aight, I like it, dis boi got some spunk here I like it.

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Let's go old school for the old man.

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Old?

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Pffft.

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Aye, cause mid'twenties is feckin' 'old'.

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: This kid gets it.

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: So you said I needed to bone get here, that's ok get this boi a beer. He gone need it after these Rhymes, cause i'll rob of all his sick rap dimes.

 

**3Spc. Patrick Ogden bobs his head listening to caine

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: The only bone need I needed, was your sister's when I graduated numba one!

 

**3Spc. Patrick Ogden Cups his hand to ear

 

**3Spc. Patrick Ogden still bobbing

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Gave it to her real good, just like we did back in Boston's hood. And leme tell ya man, It's more food then you can digest.

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Who the hell is 7-11? I can see why you rep it, you never close your mouth. It's like you're begging to just get mugged then, that's ok I'll hop in my suit and get you butt

plugged!

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: God damn.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Bro First off I dont have a sister. But bring your mother around so i can fist her. You took to long my dude your done. Cause at the end of the day Im still Number 1. MAster Specialist yea this fool is special.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Butt plugged? Your in a suit. But need a minigun cause you cant even shoot

 

**Cpl. Sebastian Bently was practically wheezing.

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: What is it you got? some bombs and a hot torch? Get off my PORCH! I weight two tons of pure destruction. Yah know why you guys repair our suits? Cause we gotta give you something to do while we're in the shit, THE TRUE COMBAT BOOTS.

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: God fucking damn.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Porch Torch? Where did you get these rhymes? Little Black sheep or Little Bo Peep? Your shit is lame and my shit is endless 

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Please Drop this beat so i can fucking end this

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Last line, Caine, go out with a bang, lad.

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: I'll leave it with this man,  You parade around in your yellow jackets, buzzing like bees. Bzzz Bzzz, ZZZ, ow I just shocked myself. Meanwhile I parade through trees wit hthat minigun yeah. It sprays so much cause we got the master sprees of death. But hey man, it was a good fight, I liked it, you killed it mang, I hope no one knocks out your light.

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: A'm tempted ta'vote fer Caine outta pity.

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Nah mang, he beat me. Straight up.

 

Pfc. Clifford B. 'T-Bone' Carmichael: Man, that last bit was -rough-.

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Fucking MC over here man.

 

Patrick Ogden's name was changed from Patrick Ogden to Patrick 'EmmCee' Ogden.

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2 hours ago, Dan said:

Part 1 of the Epic Rap Battles

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Yo I heard some sick bars were being dropped, who's about to get popped by Caine, the bug's bane!

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Jus' stop, mate.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: LOOK AS HE STANDS THERE SO DUMB BRUH WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO GIVE ME SOME GUM?

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Yer ruinin' it.

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Oh lord do we have someone to step to Odgen?

 

Pvt. Kimberleigh Joonen: Harsh.

 

LCpl. William St. Claire: I am meerily going to let this happen.

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Figh' back ya fuckin' poof!

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Claire, get out from back here, Caine get in.

 

LCpl. William St. Claire: No no.

 

LCpl. William St. Claire: This is the only recognition he'll ever get.

 

Pvt. Kimberleigh Joonen: Turning the other cheek. A bold strategy.

 

LCpl. William St. Claire: Go head Caine.

 

**MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine cracks his knuckles.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Aye bitches

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: He's a feckin' redneck, how did'ya nae even pick tha'one up?

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Oh boy.

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Caine, new boy gets first go,.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Alright.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Lets see wht you got?

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Nah, let 'im go first. Junior enlisted first.

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Sounds good.

 

LCpl. William St. Claire: Pff.

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Yer rank won't be savin' ye, Caine.

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Ogden's straigh' give no a fuck.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Ok mr. Marauder Let me start with the basics. A Maraduer? How did you get that job? by fucking your own father?

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: You cant even step to me. Im a wicked engineer. Dissecting the Steel and making this shit easy. All you can do is bend with no Dignity

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: You got this suit but you cant even repair it. Need my ass to step in and fuck I aint even  rated

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine[LOOC]: OH SHIT THIS SHIT IS FIRE xD

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently[LOOC]: OOF

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Killing bugs thats something any shit bird can do

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan[LOOC]: can i get a ''sstrp quotes thread'' please

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Seps, A.i . Marauder my nigga its in your head

 

**MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine eye's widen and smirk in excitment.

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Oof.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: But first let me put you in bed. tuck you in and turn out the lights cause what you say against me wont even get me fright.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Im cooler Im from texas son. Shout out to my Boys in the 7-11

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Alright Caine what the fuck do you think you think you can do. Lets hear it

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Aight aight aight, I like it, dis boi got some spunk here I like it.

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Let's go old school for the old man.

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Old?

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Pffft.

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: Aye, cause mid'twenties is feckin' 'old'.

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: This kid gets it.

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: So you said I needed to bone get here, that's ok get this boi a beer. He gone need it after these Rhymes, cause i'll rob of all his sick rap dimes.

 

**3Spc. Patrick Ogden bobs his head listening to caine

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: The only bone need I needed, was your sister's when I graduated numba one!

 

**3Spc. Patrick Ogden Cups his hand to ear

 

**3Spc. Patrick Ogden still bobbing

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Gave it to her real good, just like we did back in Boston's hood. And leme tell ya man, It's more food then you can digest.

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Who the hell is 7-11? I can see why you rep it, you never close your mouth. It's like you're begging to just get mugged then, that's ok I'll hop in my suit and get you butt

plugged!

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: God damn.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Bro First off I dont have a sister. But bring your mother around so i can fist her. You took to long my dude your done. Cause at the end of the day Im still Number 1. MAster Specialist yea this fool is special.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Butt plugged? Your in a suit. But need a minigun cause you cant even shoot

 

**Cpl. Sebastian Bently was practically wheezing.

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: What is it you got? some bombs and a hot torch? Get off my PORCH! I weight two tons of pure destruction. Yah know why you guys repair our suits? Cause we gotta give you something to do while we're in the shit, THE TRUE COMBAT BOOTS.

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: God fucking damn.

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Porch Torch? Where did you get these rhymes? Little Black sheep or Little Bo Peep? Your shit is lame and my shit is endless 

 

3Spc. Patrick Ogden: Please Drop this beat so i can fucking end this

 

Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Last line, Caine, go out with a bang, lad.

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: I'll leave it with this man,  You parade around in your yellow jackets, buzzing like bees. Bzzz Bzzz, ZZZ, ow I just shocked myself. Meanwhile I parade through trees wit hthat minigun yeah. It sprays so much cause we got the master sprees of death. But hey man, it was a good fight, I liked it, you killed it mang, I hope no one knocks out your light.

 

3Spc. Rory MacDonnan: A'm tempted ta'vote fer Caine outta pity.

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Nah mang, he beat me. Straight up.

 

Pfc. Clifford B. 'T-Bone' Carmichael: Man, that last bit was -rough-.

 

MSpc. Joshua 'Ares' Caine: Fucking MC over here man.

 

Patrick Ogden's name was changed from Patrick Ogden to Patrick 'EmmCee' Ogden.

that nickname was well earned. this man blew caine's fucking socks off

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2 hours ago, Medic said:

Sgt. Sierra Zero: Poor MAster Glass has more holes than a woman has any right to.

 

Sgt. Sierra Zero: You should all be ashamed.

I would like to think it wasn't my fault for going through three Blue Falcons within fifteen minutes.  Marauders are too bulky.  Glass is also, apparently, too bulky.  Maybe it's not the Marauders who should be blamed for the Infantry's problem with not holding down RMB.

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Hahaha

On 2017-11-28 at 10:32 AM, Tonic said:

I would like to think it wasn't my fault for going through three Blue Falcons within fifteen minutes.  Marauders are too bulky.  Glass is also, apparently, too bulky.  Maybe it's not the Marauders who should be blamed for the Infantry's problem with not holding down RMB.

 

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