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Pvt. Christopher Miller[CH1 - RADIO]: Make sure the bycicle doesn't have any contraband or bombs.  

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Maj. Elliot Salem[CH1 - RADIO]: Who /electrified/ the water?   Maj. Elliot Salem[CH1 - RADIO]: Who does that? TSgt. Kristina 'Odin' Sigrun[CH1 - RADIO]: How shocking. Maj. Elliot Sale

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KOSKINEN TAKES RILEY'S COIN    Pvt. Tavi Riley: dude gie it back  Pfc. Mikko Koskinen: Oh, the coin?  Pfc. Mikko Koskinen: Dude I bought a soda with it.  Pvt. Tavi Riley: yes  Pfc. M

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Nier sp00ks a croot with the legend of Krone.

 

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Yo, Volker.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: What do you think is in here?

Cpl. Anton Volker: Something spooky no doubt.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Maybe that urban legend.. Krone?

Rct. Kenny Still: Whats a Krone?

Cpl. Anton Volker: Krone? Never heard of it.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: It's just a legend.

Rct. Kenny Still: Tell me!

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Ohh, some big robot.

Cpl. William St. Claire[CH1 - RADIO]: Just a few mechanical malfunctions.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Massacred an entire MI platoon.

Rct. Kenny Still: Is it frien-

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Leaving nothing but blood and MI bodies.

Rct. Kenny Still: Oh.

Rct. Kenny Still: They killed it, right?

**2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama shivers,"Whew, that gave me the chills!".

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Nope.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: He keeps coming back, no matter what.

Rct. Kenny Still: How do we disable it!?

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: .. You don't!

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: You have to run, run and hide.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: And even that won't work.

Rct. Kenny Still: Why?

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: I saw the files during a brief.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Phew, we barely made it out alive from that OP.

Rct. Kenny Still: You were there?!

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Not with them, but with a Marine detachment.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Six of us, sent in to gather and find data and a HVT.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: We entered a place, much like this one.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Damp, musty, and metal.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: We worked our way through the metallic hallways, eyeing everything.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Soon we came upon a room, now we were in a ship, so it must've been the engine room.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: We heard metallic groaning, rumbling, and scratching.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: And soon, one of my squad members was plucked up behind us. And torn it half.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Whew. I lost three men in total on that op.

**Rct. Kenny Still widens his eyes.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Still hear their screams to this day.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Man..

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: I remember their names too.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Mike, Alfred, and Caz.

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: Shame they had to go.

**Rct. Kenny Still looks frightened.

Rct. Kenny Still: But we haven't heard anything so far.

Rct. Kenny Still: So we should be fine, right?

2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama: -- Right on que.

**Rct. Kenny Still hands would be shaking

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19:26:17 - Lt. Travis Young: That thing your doing.. With the lips.. It stops now.
19:26:22 - Cpt. Otto Dresdner: Suckin' dick?
19:26:23 - Cpt. Otto Dresdner: Who?
19:26:24 - Cpt. Otto Dresdner: When?
19:26:26 - Cpt. Otto Dresdner: And where?
 

 

18:49:52 - Cpt. Otto Dresdner: I'm a broken record 'cause ya' fucks forgot your ear-pro' an' cannea 'ear shite.
18:50:58 - Pvt. J Lance: Cpt watch your profanity..
18:51:05 - Cpt. Otto Dresdner: The fuck'da'ya'jus'say?

 

19:19:16 - Cpt. Otto Dresdner: You're having a cold one, Sorrentomato.

19:19:19 - Cpt. Otto Dresdner: I'm not making anymore gay shit.

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Captain Aramis A. Hux[OOC]: From the makers of "who deleted the piano"

MCpo. Nova Bradshaw[OOC]: Who deleted the fucking piano.

Captain Aramis A. Hux[OOC]: Comes the next glorious creation of SSTRP:

Captain Aramis A. Hux[OOC]: Who deleted the fucking ship.

Captain Aramis A. Hux[OOC]: Family fun for all ages and mental ranges.

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Pathfinders are exciting.

 

 SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: Right, so.
20:33:00 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: Women.
20:33:01 - **Cpo. Jennifer Lewis opens it and takes another large drink.
20:33:03 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: Awful creatures.
20:33:05 - Cpo. Jennifer Lewis: Women.
20:33:07 - Cpo. Jennifer Lewis: Agreed.
20:33:11 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: But the moment you get alcohol in them.
20:33:17 - Cpt. Elliot Salem: Jennifer here is alright.
20:33:18 - **Pvt. Kenny Still has a disgusting llok on his face as he listens to the Staff and drinking his beer.
20:33:21 - **2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama takes another sip of his beer,"This isn't even that strong, it's like .0005% alcohol. How can you not stomach it?"
20:33:22 - **Pvt. Yumi Nakamura would sigh, turning back to the counter and lowering her head
20:33:25 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: It's a fountain of femal cum and intercourse.
20:33:29 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino[LOOC]: female*
20:33:29 - Pvt. Kenny Still[LOOC]: Look*
20:33:38 - Cpt. Elliot Salem: It's even better that she doesn't know I've been spiking her drinks for the last half an hour.
20:33:39 - Cpo. Jennifer Lewis: What women do you know?
20:33:46 - Cpo. Jennifer Lewis: What?
20:33:47 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: Exactly.
20:33:48 - Cpt. Elliot Salem: What?

 

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2 hours ago, Lizglfynn said:

Pathfinders are exciting.

 

 SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: Right, so.
20:33:00 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: Women.
20:33:01 - **Cpo. Jennifer Lewis opens it and takes another large drink.
20:33:03 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: Awful creatures.
20:33:05 - Cpo. Jennifer Lewis: Women.
20:33:07 - Cpo. Jennifer Lewis: Agreed.
20:33:11 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: But the moment you get alcohol in them.
20:33:17 - Cpt. Elliot Salem: Jennifer here is alright.
20:33:18 - **Pvt. Kenny Still has a disgusting llok on his face as he listens to the Staff and drinking his beer.
20:33:21 - **2Spc. Nagaharu Takayama takes another sip of his beer,"This isn't even that strong, it's like .0005% alcohol. How can you not stomach it?"
20:33:22 - **Pvt. Yumi Nakamura would sigh, turning back to the counter and lowering her head
20:33:25 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: It's a fountain of femal cum and intercourse.
20:33:29 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino[LOOC]: female*
20:33:29 - Pvt. Kenny Still[LOOC]: Look*
20:33:38 - Cpt. Elliot Salem: It's even better that she doesn't know I've been spiking her drinks for the last half an hour.
20:33:39 - Cpo. Jennifer Lewis: What women do you know?
20:33:46 - Cpo. Jennifer Lewis: What?
20:33:47 - SSgt. Franco Sorrentino: Exactly.
20:33:48 - Cpt. Elliot Salem: What?

 

 Just gonna leave this here. xD

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F r a n c o Behemecoatyl

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Oldies


 

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Cpt. Otto Dresdner whispers, "What are you, gay?"
Cpl. Franco Sorrentino whispers, "Are you?"
Cpt. Otto Dresdner whispers, "Only halfway."
Cpl. Franco Sorrentino whispers, "Wanna bang?"
Cpt. Otto Dresdner whispers, "I'm an Officer."
Cpt. Otto Dresdner whispers, "You're a whore."
Cpt. Otto Dresdner whispers, "It'd be a hangable offense."
Cpl. Franco Sorrentino whispers, "Exactly."
Cpt. Otto Dresdner whispers, "Autoerotic asphyxiation, then?"
Cpl. Franco Sorrentino whispers, "yes."


 

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[RADIO] Cpl. Franco Sorrentino: Larsen, I fucked your mother
[RADIO] LtCol. Brian C. Larsen: Report to the airlock

 

** Pfc. Memphis C. Rushing then the simbols on the pease of paper started glowing and i sead "ok the simbols are now glowing and i dont know what it means."

 

 

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*** Sgt. Franco Sorrentino unbuckles his belt, dropping his pants and boxers to his ankles. He'd then squat down overtop the toilet. The next thirty seconds would be that of a horror film. From the mans lower-region would emitt a fowl stentch like no other -- Imagine Vieux Boulogne Cheese mixed with The excretion of a skunk. The quiet dripping of liquid shit could be heard for a moment before a loud 'plunk' emitts as the man relieves himself into the toilet. This horrid stentch quickly fills the bathroom.

***Within the bowl would be a horrid mixture or orange, green, and red. Perhaps blood? Regardless, theres a solid mixture of liquid, solids, and everything in between. (Sgt. Franco Sorrentino)


Punishment involving Lewis from Fleet. Get fucked.

 


 

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Pvt. Henry Carver says, "Permission to read the writing quickly, Sergeant?"
MSgt. Valentina Pacheco says, "Do it."
Sgt. Graham Maclagan says, "Granted, yeah."
** Pvt. Henry Carver inspects the writing.
*** Sgt. Franco Sorrentino sneezes in gay.
** Pvt. James Herzog laughs in Hebrew.
** 3Spc. Eva O'Casey burps in Gaelic
** 3Spc. Alfred C. Smith shutters at the word "Mines"
** LCpl. Asmund Bjarke blinks in Brail.
** Pfc. Noemi 'Tidbit' Rosangela giggles in Sand-Eater.
** LCpl. Victor Von 'Doom' Klauster sniffs in German.
Carver begins to translate.
Pvt. Henry Carver says, "It says...."
*** Sgt. Franco Sorrentino dies in binary.
** 3Spc. Alfred C. Smith Laughs in ASL
[OOC] MSgt. Valentina Pacheco: be ic
Pvt. Henry Carver says, "Blue....Devil....Lurks."
** Pvt. Henry Carver gets up.
** 2Spc. Remington Slade thinks in white people
[OOC] Sgt. Graham Maclagan: quit fucking around in /mes
Pvt. Henry Carver says, "We need to go, Master Sergeant."
** LCpl. Asmund Bjarke fucks around in /me.
[OOC] Sgt. Graham Maclagan: or i will kick in russian
** 3Spc. Eva O'Casey trys to fix her thought process in Ebonics.
** 3Spc. Alfred C. Smith quits fuckin around in /me

 



 

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Pfc. Memphis C. Rushing says, "did i ever said i was humen"


 

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Lt. Francine Carmichael yells: ''Anything else?''
** Pvt. Albert ''Big Gay Al'' Harris keeps his hand raised.
Lt. Francine Carmichael yells: ''Harris.''
Pvt. Albert ''Big Gay Al'' Harris says, "Nevermind.

 

 

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18 minutes ago, F r a n c o said:

*** Sgt. Franco Sorrentino unbuckles his belt, dropping his pants and boxers to his ankles. He'd then squat down overtop the toilet. The next thirty seconds would be that of a horror film. From the mans lower-region would emitt a fowl stentch like no other -- Imagine Vieux Boulogne Cheese mixed with The excretion of a skunk. The quiet dripping of liquid shit could be heard for a moment before a loud 'plunk' emitts as the man relieves himself into the toilet. This horrid stentch quickly fills the bathroom.

***Within the bowl would be a horrid mixture or orange, green, and red. Perhaps blood? Regardless, theres a solid mixture of liquid, solids, and everything in between. (Sgt. Franco Sorrentino)


Punishment involving Lewis from Fleet. Get fucked.

A classic

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