OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 6 hours ago, Craig R. Smith said: Just in a class reading old quotes during midterms. I'm the first one done, Everyone is still taking their test, I'm trying not to laugh my ass off in the back. Teacher noticed. to this day that makes me die laughing Link to comment
Jester Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 16:57:39 - Col. Sara Zaiger[CH1 - RADIO]: Then perhaps there is something that I can do for you, Captain Bailey. 16:57:53 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen[CH1 - RADIO]: "Brzzzzzzzzzz" 16:58:04 - Cpt. Daisy 'Hel' Bailey[CH1 - RADIO]: Can you replace the left knee servos in my Suit, Colonel Zaiger? 16:58:14 - BgGen. Brian C. Larsen[CH1 - RADIO]: I love it when you girls talk dirty 2 Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 7 hours ago, Archer said: or you can just save everyone's time and call him a cheap whore Nah it’s not as fun that way Link to comment
ryu Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 4 hours ago, OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz said: Nah it’s not as fun that way you're a cheap whore Link to comment
Jester Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, ryu said: you're a cheap whore H I L A R I O U S Link to comment
ryu Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, Jester said: H I L A R I O U S ok Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 5 hours ago, ryu said: you're a cheap whore To that I say; 18 hours ago, OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz said: one could also assume you have past history as a Brothel worker, if the latter is correct, one would ask the amount of currency you allowed foreign individuals to commit acts of intercourse with you 'went for' in layman terms. One would assume not a vast amount. 1 Link to comment
Bohannon Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 Knock it off go shit post somewhere else 1 Link to comment
CamGrrr Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 But this is the original shitpost Link to comment
OpTiCFaZeSoCkzZz Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 Late night banter Spoiler LCpl. Dex Powers[CH1 - RADIO]: That sounds like a -major- decision, sir. Cpl. Sebastian Bently[CH1 - RADIO]: Permission to hit Powers, sir? MSpc. Alfred C. Smith[CH1 - RADIO]: That might be a -major- mistake, Corporal. Maj. Elliot Salem[CH1 - RADIO]: No. Maj. Elliot Salem[CH1 - RADIO]: I like him. Maj. Elliot Salem[CH1 - RADIO]: He's funny. Cpl. Sebastian Bently[CH1 - RADIO]: Shame. Maj. Elliot Salem[CH1 - RADIO]: Funnier than you, BENTly. Cpl. Sebastian Bently[CH1 - RADIO]: Never claimed to be a Comedian, sir. MSpc. Alfred C. Smith[CH1 - RADIO]: Sure, but your seuxality is rather Bent, Bently. Cpl. Sebastian Bently[CH1 - RADIO]: I'll tell you the same thing I told Powers. Do refrain from mocking my name unless your joke is either funny or original. LCpl. Dex Powers[CH1 - RADIO]: So, two things you arent? MSpc. Alfred C. Smith[CH1 - RADIO]: Replace a few letters in your name and you get Semen. So it kinda makes sense, Corp. Cpl. Sebastian Bently[CH1 - RADIO]: First of all, I don't think that's how names work, Master Spec. Second, Powers, did you use all three of your braincells for that joke? MSpc. Alfred C. Smith[CH1 - RADIO]: Damn, you knew my rank through radio. What are you? Psychic? Cpl. Sebastian Bently[CH1 - RADIO]: No, I saw your patches earlier. MSpc. Alfred C. Smith[CH1 - RADIO]: -- I've never seen you before, do you stalk me? LCpl. Dex Powers[CH1 - RADIO]: He must be, he knows the amount of all of my brain cells. **Pvt. Anna Waves turns to Bently, then back to Powers, then back to Bently Cpl. Sebastian Bently[CH1 - RADIO]: I've seen you three times tonight, walked passed you several times too. LCpl. Mason 'Lex' Lexious[CH1 - RADIO]: Please clear raido if you want to chat talk to the person face to face. Cpl. Sebastian Bently[WHISPER]: I hate this unit. MSpc. Alfred C. Smith[CH1 - RADIO]: Oh, you're so insignificant that I didn't even notice. [Powers turns to Bently] LCpl. Dex Powers: Bently. LCpl. Dex Powers: Hey, Bently. LCpl. Dex Powers: Bently, hey. Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Don't take that as an invitation to talk to me Powers I don't want to look at your stupid face. **Pvt. Anna Waves leans in to see Powers' stupid faceit would infact just be his regular face. **Pvt. Anna Waves shrugs and leans back, not finding too much different from this description MSpc. Alfred C. Smith: Oh, hi Corp. Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Hi. MSpc. Alfred C. Smith: Having fun? Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Buckets of it, can you tell by my excited expression? **Cpl. Sebastian Bently had a blank face. **MSpc. Alfred C. Smith looks around the room,"Well who wouldn't be, you have two females and possibly a homosexual all in the same room. Cpl. Sebastian Bently: Possible? **MSpc. Alfred C. Smith points to Powers. **Cpl. Sebastian Bently looked to Powers. "Oh, I thought he was one of the women." MSpc. Alfred C. Smith: It's a common mistake. **Pvt. Anna Waves looks concernedly at herself considering whether or not she looks like a homosexual 2 1 2 Link to comment
Deck Posted January 20, 2018 Report Share Posted January 20, 2018 feat. @Burgess(( The Man With The Plan )) and @Hicks 1 1 Link to comment
Silent Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 Maj. Elliot Salem[CH1 - RADIO]: Who /electrified/ the water? Maj. Elliot Salem[CH1 - RADIO]: Who does that? TSgt. Kristina 'Odin' Sigrun[CH1 - RADIO]: How shocking. Maj. Elliot Salem[CH1 - RADIO]: Hit yourself. TSgt. Kristina 'Odin' Sigrun[CH1 - RADIO]: I can't..I'm in the suit. Maj. Elliot Salem[CH1 - RADIO]: Take your helmet off and hit yourself. TSgt. Kristina 'Odin' Sigrun[CH1 - RADIO]: That would kill me. Maj. Elliot Salem[CH1 - RADIO]: I don't see your point. 6 Link to comment
Yuki || 日本語の悩み Posted January 29, 2018 Report Share Posted January 29, 2018 22:25:54 - 3Spc. Reginald M. Williams: Oh my god. 22:25:56 - 3Spc. Reginald M. Williams: You're so tiny. 22:26:05 - 3Spc. Reginald M. Williams: So small. 22:26:12 - 3Spc. Maxwell N. Anderson: Um, excuse me? 22:26:16 - **3Spc. Reginald M. Williams lightly taps Anderson's helmet,"Boop." 22:26:24 - 3Spc. Maxwell N. Anderson: Er... right, I um. 22:26:52 - 3Spc. Reginald M. Williams: A little lady like you shouldn't be fighting in this war. 22:27:09 - **3Spc. Maxwell N. Anderson would seem to cringe a small bit at the word "lady" 22:27:34 - 3Spc. Reginald M. Williams: I might take you out for a drink, ya feel? 22:27:42 - 3Spc. Maxwell N. Anderson: I... I'm not a female... 22:27:51 - 3Spc. Reginald M. Williams: -- Huh. 22:28:17 - **3Spc. Reginald M. Williams would blink behind his suit. 22:28:20 - **3Spc. Maxwell N. Anderson would lower his mask 22:28:26 - 3Spc. Reginald M. Williams[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>YOU'RE MALE!? 22:28:33 - 3Spc. Maxwell N. Anderson: Um, yes. 22:28:49 - 3Spc. Reginald M. Williams: Oh uh. 22:28:52 - 3Spc. Reginald M. Williams: This is awkward now. -- Shameless self post because this thread needs to live again. 2 1 Link to comment
Cronk Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 11:43:38 - : Steve Short was kicked with the reason: sanctuary was an inside job 11:43:38 - : hellblade foreskin has just disconnected. Bug plasma can't melt Zegema Beach Sky Marshal Dienes did Buenos Aires 1 Link to comment
Yuki || 日本語の悩み Posted February 5, 2018 Report Share Posted February 5, 2018 22:28:27 - Pvt. Steve Short[BC]: Get absolutely fucked, New England. 22:28:34 - MSgt. Tom Solomons[BC]: Demoted. 22:28:35 - Pvt. Sebastian Bently[CH1 - RADIO]: What? 22:28:42 - **Cpl. Selvina Cross nods pulling off her patches and hands them to the Staff Sergeant 22:28:46 - Sgt. Franco Sorrentino[CH1 - RADIO]: I think he went through the same tunnel I did, Top. 1 Link to comment
Arrow Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 "You want to kill a bug with a bayonet, Marine?" "Yes, Master Specialist!" "I'm getting your transfer papers." 1 2 Link to comment
Cronk Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 Playing a game of Sergeant says, and this happened. 12:16:16 - MSgt. Tom Solomons[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Staff Sergeant says lick the floor. 12:16:16 - SSgt. Liliana Verbeck[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Staff sergeant says do a barrel roll. 12:16:17 - 2Lt. Mikayla Kowalski[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Staff Sergeant says turn three times. 12:16:32 - **Pvt. Alexander Tschenkowitsch licks the floor 12:16:35 - **3Spc. Blake 'Arrow' Lexious lays down and does a barrel roll. 12:16:42 - SSgt. Liliana Verbeck[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Aleander out 12:16:44 - **Pvt. Alexander Tschenkowitsch does 3 barrelrolls 12:16:48 - SSgt. Liliana Verbeck[LOOC]: alexander* 12:16:53 - **Pvt. Michael Finch lays down, does a barrel roll. 12:17:35 - 2Lt. Mikayla Kowalski[WHISPER]: <color=105, 105, 215>Give that man Pfc. 12:17:41 - SSgt. Liliana Verbeck[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Alexander. 12:17:53 - SSgt. Liliana Verbeck[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Although you were out. 12:18:03 - SSgt. Liliana Verbeck[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>You followed your superiors orders, go get PFC patches. 12:18:19 - SSgt. Liliana Verbeck[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>You licked the floor for rank. Have fun with that story 12:18:23 - Pvt. Alexander Tschenkowitsch: Yes! 1 Link to comment
Yuki || 日本語の悩み Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Cronk said: Playing a game of Sergeant says, and this happened. 12:16:16 - MSgt. Tom Solomons[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Staff Sergeant says lick the floor. 12:16:16 - SSgt. Liliana Verbeck[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Staff sergeant says do a barrel roll. 12:16:17 - 2Lt. Mikayla Kowalski[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Staff Sergeant says turn three times. 12:16:32 - **Pvt. Alexander Tschenkowitsch licks the floor 12:16:35 - **3Spc. Blake 'Arrow' Lexious lays down and does a barrel roll. 12:16:42 - SSgt. Liliana Verbeck[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Aleander out 12:16:44 - **Pvt. Alexander Tschenkowitsch does 3 barrelrolls 12:16:48 - SSgt. Liliana Verbeck[LOOC]: alexander* 12:16:53 - **Pvt. Michael Finch lays down, does a barrel roll. 12:17:35 - 2Lt. Mikayla Kowalski[WHISPER]: <color=105, 105, 215>Give that man Pfc. 12:17:41 - SSgt. Liliana Verbeck[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Alexander. 12:17:53 - SSgt. Liliana Verbeck[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>Although you were out. 12:18:03 - SSgt. Liliana Verbeck[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>You followed your superiors orders, go get PFC patches. 12:18:19 - SSgt. Liliana Verbeck[YELL]: <color=215, 105, 105>You licked the floor for rank. Have fun with that story 12:18:23 - Pvt. Alexander Tschenkowitsch: Yes! *Pats the carpet beside her* "Come here, Private.", said Master Sergeant Solomons. 1 Link to comment
Rook Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Fitz said: 19:27:27 - SSpc. Genevieve Vermillion: Well, instead of having sex with someone, you can perform masturbation. 19:27:44 - SSpc. Genevieve Vermillion: It's where you use say, your hand, to pleasure yourself. 19:28:01 - **SSpc. Genevieve Vermillion whips and nae naes Guess who is going to get shot next time I'm on the server. Link to comment
Rook Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Fitz said: The nae nae thing was a bind, lol, and when taken out of context the first two lines lose their original meaning. I’m aware. Every time I see Liz’s whip and nae nae bind, I promptly shoot them down with my sidearm. 1 Link to comment
Cronk Posted February 14, 2018 Report Share Posted February 14, 2018 57 minutes ago, Rook said: I’m aware. Every time I see Liz’s whip and nae nae bind, I promptly shoot them down with my sidearm. take it ic 1 Link to comment
Kraegus Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 **Spc. Kar Knorr unclips another fourty mike and tries to juggle. Spc. Kar Knorr has rolled 100 3Spc. Carolynn Grent[LOOC]: Win Spc. Kar Knorr[LOOC]: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH LCpl. Donald Handly[LOOC]: nice. 3Spc. Carolynn Grent[LOOC]: Juggle the shit out of those fourty mikes **Spc. Kar Knorr begins to juggle the three fourty mikes, adding more and more into the mix. Soon he is juggling ten fourty mikes seemlessly. LCpl. Donald Handly: Daaaayum. 3Spc. Carolynn Grent: That is actually impressive... Spc. Kar Knorr[LOOC]: Rolls in combat: Below 50. Rolls to juggle: Nat 100 **3Spc. Carolynn Grent would be impressed at the act in front of her **Spc. Kar Knorr grins and continues his jugglings for a bit. After a few minutes he begins to slide a fourty mike back into its holster every so often until he is left with no mikes in hand. Once done he bows. Link to comment
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