Upcoming Uniform Changes

[redneckrOadkill]

Due to rapid changes and the ever-evolving state of the Battlefields, Mobile Infantry Command has spent countless hours perfecting and creating new technologies in the Battlefield to protect our troopers.

 

Introducing the MK4 Adventurer Armor

Utilizing Ceramic Plating to cover the chest, torso, and the lower section of all four limbs. The suit offers more protection against ballistic firearms and Spitter Acid.It also incorporates a powered air filtration System compatible with previous EVA Helmet Models for Quarantine and Vaccum Combat Scenarios.

 

Green-Insec, Orange-Fleet, Top three are standard, medical, and Engineering respectively.

 

Next, is the new Marauder Suit Variants

 

First one is the MK6 Mammoth Suit

 

 

Incorporating a new, reworked Powered Exoskeleton Frame and several thick layers of tank armor, The mammoth Combat Suit lacks the ability to turn your head but makes up for it with the Telescopic Field Camera Installed on the back of the suit with 360 Degree turning capability. The Left arm also includes an enlargened fist for better gripping a punching Bugs. (Please Note that all Skull Motifs are aftermarket customization options that will be available in upcoming Requisition Catalogs Once the Suit comes out.)

 

Next is the MK7 Praetorian Suit

Built based on the Key Aspects of the Raider Suit and without most of its flaws, the Praetorian is built as a more flexible suit meant for both Marauder and Pathfinder Operations, the model shown above is donned in a Brown Combat Cloak that serves as additional camouflage in the field.

 

Please notify your troopers to update their personal measurements for the new Suits when they come out. Additionally, Engineers and Marauders will receive new instructional materials to fix the new models of power armor to be prepared.

 

General Roboute Gulliman, 13th Mobile Infantry Ultramar Division.

 

 

 

[Heresiarch Grimm]

What is this bullshit?

 

 

For a start, Ultramarines would be the worst founding chapter to use as a base not least of all because they're based on the Romans. Sure, the whole "MANKIND EMPIRE" thing is part of their motif but they're a general shit-show of piss poor decisions that only amount to anything because they have fuck-off amounts of successor chapters that are all pointless and haven't ever done anything of note.

 

Tactically, they are the embodiment of combined arms. Drop-pod in, roll around in boxes and pop out to shoot dudes when needed, then move on. That shit's boring and they're generic. It also leads into highlighting that absolutely none of the Founding chapters would be any good to use as an MI substitute.

 

White Scars go fast on bike, brum brum.

Dark Angels are secretive hush-hush dudes that go fast on bike or shock and awe whilst finding information that they may or may not need.

Space Wolves just roam around picking fights and trying to be relevant with their favourite pet pugs and huskies.

Imperial Fists sit in a fortification, shoot dudes and go "This is fine".

Blood Angels wanna go fast but can't because they're too busy being occult and going nuts.

Iron Hands sit inside vehicles and shoot dudes.

Salamanders get stiff by burning things to a point where they're blacker than the Salamander himself.

Raven Guard go in all sneaky-beaky like.

 

So how can we fix your mistake of picking Roman McNormal Faction as the base?
 

Simple.

 

Read a book.

 

Black Templars or Carcharodons.

 

Both fit the colour scheme, so you don't need to homebrew one in MS paint.

 

Black Templars get told to fuck shit up, go fuck shit up, do so with LARGE numbers of infantry in a zealous "YEAH KILL 'EM ALL" manner and don't rely on vehicles to do it. They just get dropped off, walk forwards and shoot dudes (Punching optional when within 1 metre).

 

Shoot one of their dudes? They run forwards and squelch whatever it is against the nearest hard surface. Playing an event and one of your "friends" gets shot? BETTER CHARGE THE CORNER AND MOW DOWN THE ADMIN WHO SHOT MY FRIEND.

Planet got some weird Tyranid infestation going on and the PDF is a shit-show? Better drop right into the middle of it all and just tear everything up with liberal use of explosives whilst fighting off that Carnifex, the Trygon Prime and the ooga booga Malanthrope by there. Bug event time? Better drop right into the middle of it all and just shoot everything that moves that isn't small and red with liberal use of explosives whilst fighting off that Tiger swarm, the Tanker and the ooga booga Royal that popped up by there.

Squad mate got horribly mangled and murdered during a deployment and you're still in the campaign? Burst through the wall and point out in a friendly manner that their mistake doesn't have a return policy whilst using whatever mauled form of angsty rage that the Templar feels to propel themselves forwards faster than the enemy's vocal chords can react. Your buddy got ripped apart / shot to death / broken arm'd / otherwise murdered in an event? Better either A) Not care and carry on as normal or B) Carry on with 20% more Angst because that's apparently the only other choice.

 

So, Black Templar fit. What about Carcharodons?

 

They're a fuck-off sized FLEET based group of bloodthirsty morons that rely entirely on infantry based tactics, don't give a shit what formations and protocols they're supposed to follow are, do what they want when they want and do so in a manner that fits their name (Google it).

 

The MI are a fuck-off small sized FLEET based group of morally and mentally questionable morons that rely entirely on Infantry based tactics, don't give a shit what a formation is and generally ignore the Rules of Engagement and other bits of info when they drop, do what they want within reason when they drop and do it in a manner that fits the mission briefing.

 

Talk to a Carcharodon outside of a bloody cesspit of mud? Quiet, reserved, doesn't say much, will walk away when they've had enough or just stand there and stop replying, generally polite.

 

Talk to an MI outside of an event? Usually Quiet, reserved, hardly says much unless it's in the small window where they're not AFKing in the bar, will walk away because they didn't read the chatbox / don't like you / got a steam message for ERP. Kinda polite I guess.

 

Carcharodon in a fight? Yeah fuck it, let's go kill them. OH HEY LOTS OF VIOLENCE LET'S KILL MORE AND GET MORE DONE AND YEAH! Usually these leads to borderline genocide / extinctions of whatever they're shooting at / ripping apart / literally biting.

 

MI in a fight? Hyped up because an event is gonna happen and then WHAT'S THAT THE ORDERS ARE TO WAIT HERE? BUT I HEAR GUNSHOTS I'M JUST GONNA WALK HERE AND *RATATATATATAT* YEAH! Usually this leads to near infinite numbers of Arachnids and Seps dropping dead to levels that could be considered at least Megadeath if not Genocide.

 

 

Tl;Dr: Get the fuck out of here with that Ultramarine shit. Templars or Carcharodons.

[redneckrOadkill]

5 hours ago, Heresiarch Grimm said:

What is this bullshit?

 

 

For a start, Ultramarines would be the worst founding chapter to use as a base not least of all because they're based on the Romans. Sure, the whole "MANKIND EMPIRE" thing is part of their motif but they're a general shit-show of piss poor decisions that only amount to anything because they have fuck-off amounts of successor chapters that are all pointless and haven't ever done anything of note.

 

Tactically, they are the embodiment of combined arms. Drop-pod in, roll around in boxes and pop out to shoot dudes when needed, then move on. That shit's boring and they're generic. It also leads into highlighting that absolutely none of the Founding chapters would be any good to use as an MI substitute.

 

White Scars go fast on bike, brum brum.

Dark Angels are secretive hush-hush dudes that go fast on bike or shock and awe whilst finding information that they may or may not need.

Space Wolves just roam around picking fights and trying to be relevant with their favourite pet pugs and huskies.

Imperial Fists sit in a fortification, shoot dudes and go "This is fine".

Blood Angels wanna go fast but can't because they're too busy being occult and going nuts.

Iron Hands sit inside vehicles and shoot dudes.

Salamanders get stiff by burning things to a point where they're blacker than the Salamander himself.

Raven Guard go in all sneaky-beaky like.

 

So how can we fix your mistake of picking Roman McNormal Faction as the base?
 

Simple.

 

Read a book.

 

Black Templars or Carcharodons.

 

Both fit the colour scheme, so you don't need to homebrew one in MS paint.

 

Black Templars get told to fuck shit up, go fuck shit up, do so with LARGE numbers of infantry in a zealous "YEAH KILL 'EM ALL" manner and don't rely on vehicles to do it. They just get dropped off, walk forwards and shoot dudes (Punching optional when within 1 metre).

 

Shoot one of their dudes? They run forwards and squelch whatever it is against the nearest hard surface. Playing an event and one of your "friends" gets shot? BETTER CHARGE THE CORNER AND MOW DOWN THE ADMIN WHO SHOT MY FRIEND.

Planet got some weird Tyranid infestation going on and the PDF is a shit-show? Better drop right into the middle of it all and just tear everything up with liberal use of explosives whilst fighting off that Carnifex, the Trygon Prime and the ooga booga Malanthrope by there. Bug event time? Better drop right into the middle of it all and just shoot everything that moves that isn't small and red with liberal use of explosives whilst fighting off that Tiger swarm, the Tanker and the ooga booga Royal that popped up by there.

Squad mate got horribly mangled and murdered during a deployment and you're still in the campaign? Burst through the wall and point out in a friendly manner that their mistake doesn't have a return policy whilst using whatever mauled form of angsty rage that the Templar feels to propel themselves forwards faster than the enemy's vocal chords can react. Your buddy got ripped apart / shot to death / broken arm'd / otherwise murdered in an event? Better either A) Not care and carry on as normal or B) Carry on with 20% more Angst because that's apparently the only other choice.

 

So, Black Templar fit. What about Carcharodons?

 

They're a fuck-off sized FLEET based group of bloodthirsty morons that rely entirely on infantry based tactics, don't give a shit what formations and protocols they're supposed to follow are, do what they want when they want and do so in a manner that fits their name (Google it).

 

The MI are a fuck-off small sized FLEET based group of morally and mentally questionable morons that rely entirely on Infantry based tactics, don't give a shit what a formation is and generally ignore the Rules of Engagement and other bits of info when they drop, do what they want within reason when they drop and do it in a manner that fits the mission briefing.

 

Talk to a Carcharodon outside of a bloody cesspit of mud? Quiet, reserved, doesn't say much, will walk away when they've had enough or just stand there and stop replying, generally polite.

 

Talk to an MI outside of an event? Usually Quiet, reserved, hardly says much unless it's in the small window where they're not AFKing in the bar, will walk away because they didn't read the chatbox / don't like you / got a steam message for ERP. Kinda polite I guess.

 

Carcharodon in a fight? Yeah fuck it, let's go kill them. OH HEY LOTS OF VIOLENCE LET'S KILL MORE AND GET MORE DONE AND YEAH! Usually these leads to borderline genocide / extinctions of whatever they're shooting at / ripping apart / literally biting.

 

MI in a fight? Hyped up because an event is gonna happen and then WHAT'S THAT THE ORDERS ARE TO WAIT HERE? BUT I HEAR GUNSHOTS I'M JUST GONNA WALK HERE AND *RATATATATATAT* YEAH! Usually this leads to near infinite numbers of Arachnids and Seps dropping dead to levels that could be considered at least Megadeath if not Genocide.

 

 

Tl;Dr: Get the fuck out of here with that Ultramarine shit. Templars or Carcharodons.

Wow, first of all, it was meant to be a joke and no this is not the plan for my Homebrew Space Marines, this is meant to be the SERVER's.

 

Also this is meant to be in the SST Universe with Guilliman being just a character I chose.

[ryu]

16 hours ago, Heresiarch Grimm said:

What is this bullshit?

 

 

For a start, Ultramarines would be the worst founding chapter to use as a base not least of all because they're based on the Romans. Sure, the whole "MANKIND EMPIRE" thing is part of their motif but they're a general shit-show of piss poor decisions that only amount to anything because they have fuck-off amounts of successor chapters that are all pointless and haven't ever done anything of note.

 

Tactically, they are the embodiment of combined arms. Drop-pod in, roll around in boxes and pop out to shoot dudes when needed, then move on. That shit's boring and they're generic. It also leads into highlighting that absolutely none of the Founding chapters would be any good to use as an MI substitute.

 

White Scars go fast on bike, brum brum.

Dark Angels are secretive hush-hush dudes that go fast on bike or shock and awe whilst finding information that they may or may not need.

Space Wolves just roam around picking fights and trying to be relevant with their favourite pet pugs and huskies.

Imperial Fists sit in a fortification, shoot dudes and go "This is fine".

Blood Angels wanna go fast but can't because they're too busy being occult and going nuts.

Iron Hands sit inside vehicles and shoot dudes.

Salamanders get stiff by burning things to a point where they're blacker than the Salamander himself.

Raven Guard go in all sneaky-beaky like.

 

So how can we fix your mistake of picking Roman McNormal Faction as the base?
 

Simple.

 

Read a book.

 

Black Templars or Carcharodons.

 

Both fit the colour scheme, so you don't need to homebrew one in MS paint.

 

Black Templars get told to fuck shit up, go fuck shit up, do so with LARGE numbers of infantry in a zealous "YEAH KILL 'EM ALL" manner and don't rely on vehicles to do it. They just get dropped off, walk forwards and shoot dudes (Punching optional when within 1 metre).

 

Shoot one of their dudes? They run forwards and squelch whatever it is against the nearest hard surface. Playing an event and one of your "friends" gets shot? BETTER CHARGE THE CORNER AND MOW DOWN THE ADMIN WHO SHOT MY FRIEND.

Planet got some weird Tyranid infestation going on and the PDF is a shit-show? Better drop right into the middle of it all and just tear everything up with liberal use of explosives whilst fighting off that Carnifex, the Trygon Prime and the ooga booga Malanthrope by there. Bug event time? Better drop right into the middle of it all and just shoot everything that moves that isn't small and red with liberal use of explosives whilst fighting off that Tiger swarm, the Tanker and the ooga booga Royal that popped up by there.

Squad mate got horribly mangled and murdered during a deployment and you're still in the campaign? Burst through the wall and point out in a friendly manner that their mistake doesn't have a return policy whilst using whatever mauled form of angsty rage that the Templar feels to propel themselves forwards faster than the enemy's vocal chords can react. Your buddy got ripped apart / shot to death / broken arm'd / otherwise murdered in an event? Better either A) Not care and carry on as normal or B) Carry on with 20% more Angst because that's apparently the only other choice.

 

So, Black Templar fit. What about Carcharodons?

 

They're a fuck-off sized FLEET based group of bloodthirsty morons that rely entirely on infantry based tactics, don't give a shit what formations and protocols they're supposed to follow are, do what they want when they want and do so in a manner that fits their name (Google it).

 

The MI are a fuck-off small sized FLEET based group of morally and mentally questionable morons that rely entirely on Infantry based tactics, don't give a shit what a formation is and generally ignore the Rules of Engagement and other bits of info when they drop, do what they want within reason when they drop and do it in a manner that fits the mission briefing.

 

Talk to a Carcharodon outside of a bloody cesspit of mud? Quiet, reserved, doesn't say much, will walk away when they've had enough or just stand there and stop replying, generally polite.

 

Talk to an MI outside of an event? Usually Quiet, reserved, hardly says much unless it's in the small window where they're not AFKing in the bar, will walk away because they didn't read the chatbox / don't like you / got a steam message for ERP. Kinda polite I guess.

 

Carcharodon in a fight? Yeah fuck it, let's go kill them. OH HEY LOTS OF VIOLENCE LET'S KILL MORE AND GET MORE DONE AND YEAH! Usually these leads to borderline genocide / extinctions of whatever they're shooting at / ripping apart / literally biting.

 

MI in a fight? Hyped up because an event is gonna happen and then WHAT'S THAT THE ORDERS ARE TO WAIT HERE? BUT I HEAR GUNSHOTS I'M JUST GONNA WALK HERE AND *RATATATATATAT* YEAH! Usually this leads to near infinite numbers of Arachnids and Seps dropping dead to levels that could be considered at least Megadeath if not Genocide.

 

 

Tl;Dr: Get the fuck out of here with that Ultramarine shit. Templars or Carcharodons.

wtf

 

[Admyral Joe]

Grimm feels very strongly about the Ultramarines.

 

Though Marauders aren't becoming Weak-tier Terminators, get that shit outta here

[Heresiarch Grimm]

2 minutes ago, Admyral Joe said:

Grimm feels very strongly about the Ultramarines.

Grimm feels very strongly when people don't read a book and miss much better things like the Carcharodons and Black Templars.

 

Ultramarines are great and all, but they're the equivalent of Japan sending in the regular Police to deal with a Terrorist threat. You could and eventually things would be sorted, or you send in a much better, smaller force trained for that situation such as S.A.T

[Rook]

Fuck you all

 

Fuck everybody and their shitty space marines.

 

There is only one true piece of worthy 40k canon.

 

MUTHAFUCKIN' D-D-D-D-DOOMRIDER!

 

 

If you disagree you can suck my Daemon Dick.

 

Bitch.

[Heresiarch Grimm]

5 minutes ago, Rook said:

Fuck you all

 

Fuck everybody and their shitty space marines.

 

There is only one true piece of worthy 40k canon.

 

MUTHAFUCKIN' D-D-D-D-DOOMRIDER!

 

 

If you disagree you can suck my Daemon Dick.

 

Bitch.

Doomrider didn't strap chainfists to a lightning claw and make the survivors of a war fight to the death so that he could replenish his losses.

 

Checkmate Traitor, Carcharodons win.

[Cronk]

Meanwhile, in the infantry.

[Rook]

53 minutes ago, Heresiarch Grimm said:

Doomrider didn't strap chainfists to a lightning claw and make the survivors of a war fight to the death so that he could replenish his losses.

 

Checkmate Traitor, Carcharodons win.

The Chackarackas Charcadora Don Cheadle's Space Sharks Carcharodons might be cool war bound hobos, but can they do space cocaine while their head is on fire as they ride through time and space!? 

 

Can you summon them by praying to the Chaos Gods to face an exquisite and orgasmic death by throbbing Daemonsword and pulsating gun of gushing plasma!? 

 

Do they have fanart like this!?

 

Check that mate, matey. Arrgg.

[Silent]

I'm at a loss of why we are still arguing about this shit.

[Heresiarch Grimm]

6 minutes ago, Silent said:

I'm at a loss of why we are still arguing about this shit.

I'm at a loss as to why you're not familiar with a fast thread.

 

Get good or get beaten to death by a Tard-guard in the recruitment to the Carcharodons.

[Silent]

7 minutes ago, Heresiarch Grimm said:

I'm at a loss as to why you're not familiar with a fast thread.

 

Get good or get beaten to death by a Tard-guard in the recruitment to the Carcharodons.

That sounds like it'd hurt.

[Heresiarch Grimm]

Just now, Silent said:

That sounds like it'd hurt.

It just might, it just might.

[Archer]

why not ig with plot armor

[cookies]

My theory on how to explain the obvious plot shield of Robert Girlyman and his ultrasmurfs is that because the collective orks believe blue is lucky therefor they're forever going to be able to bullshit through any situation.

[cat danny 25]

Why would we ever need space marines when we have Sly Marbo??????????

[redneckrOadkill]

3 hours ago, cat danny 25 said:

Why would we ever need space marines when we have Sly Marbo??????????

Don't you mean Larsen?

[Rook]

21 minutes ago, redneckrOadkill said:

Don't you mean Larsen?

Larsen is more of a Sebastian Yarrick type.